Three lampshades for the penguins under the sky,

29 for the flamingos in their halls of stone,

76.4 for Mortal Men doomed to yodel,

One for the magnificent rabbit on his dark bidet

In the Land of Mordor where the turkeys lie.

One lampshade to rule them all, One lampshade to find them,

One lampshade to bring them all and in the darkness Sauté them

In the Land of Mordor where the turkeys lie.