Chapter 7

Cops, Closets, and Cold Kisses


"Let me die now, please," I begged God while hitting my head on my locker over and over.

"Sam stop," Cary said grabbing my shoulder an dturning me around.

"I don't want to live," I cried.

"Oh come on. It snot that bad."

"Yes it is! And its all your fault!"

"You told them!"

"After you spilled the beans! I only gave a descirpted summary! Now everyone knows me and Freddweird kissed!"

Peggy had told everyone about Freddie and me secretly kissing and now everyone thought we were a couple.

"Uh guys. Pete went up to me and said the weirdiets thing. He said we kissed and were dating. AIn't that-"Freddie said comung towrads us."Whats up witth you?"

I gave him a death glare.

"Everyone knows."

"About the-"

I nodded.

"How-"

"Peggy,"I said angrly. "AND Carly."

Freddie shot his head toward her.

"Well we were playing kiss or diss and we said your name and Sam said she would never kiss you but them I accidently said she already had and then sam explained to everyne and Peggy was there and now everyone knows beacuse Peggy as a big mouth and I'm sorry!"

Carly had tears streaming down her face. Freddies face softened but as soon as Jake came towards us and said "Morning Mrs and Mr Benson" his face hardened. The whole day everyone was making fun of us and calling us Mrs and Mr Benson. Of course they all knew we really weren't dating so they just had to make fun of us and make kissing noise during class. I'd had enough. After school I cornered Peggy and beat the crap out of her. Freddie whachted and Carly called the hospitally. Now it help me get rid of some anger but it granted me detentin for a month.

We were ticked at Carly but she bought me some ribs so she was quickly forgiven. As for Freddie, he was in love with the girl, he couldn't be mad at her for long.

"I'm going to get more ribs from the store, need anything else," Carly asked us.

We shookour heads.

"Coolio. See you guys in a few."

She went out the door. I sghed and out my feet on Freddies lap. I was laying on the counch and he was sitting at the end.

"I'm not a foot rest you know," he said.

"I know."

We were wahcting New Moon.

"I don't get. Why dose everyone like Taylor launter?"

"He's hot, duh!"

"But I thought you hated Twilight."

"I do, I just like the actors in it. Espicaaly Taylor. Did you know he has a 8 pack?"

"I could of gone my whole life with out knowing that."

I through one of the grapes I was eating at him.

"You just don't understand. Taylor is like amazing. Your just jealous more girls like him then you. Even Carly."

He flinched. I had hit him where it hurt. His weakness was always Carly. He was liek obessed with her.

"I-"

"Just shut-up an dwhatch the movie Frednub."

He frowned but said nothing. A few times he tired to grab the bowl of grapes but I just smacked his hand.

"Sam come on just give me some grapes," he whined.

"Okay."

I threw a few at him andthey bounced off his face. I laughed.

"That's not what I meant."

"Shh! Taylors speaking!"

After the movie was over. We just sat on the counch, bored.

"When's Carly coming back?"

"I don't know," he said.

There was a lound crash from upstairs.

"I didn't do it," Spencer screamed.

Me and Freddie glanced at each other. We ran upstairs and found Spencer in the iCarly studio. He was shoving something into a large brown bag.

"Spencer," Freddie said opeing the door.

"AH! Oh its just you. I thought you were Carl," he said.

"What did you do," I asked.

"Nothing, oh look! Shiny," he said pointing out the window. We looked outside but saw nothing. When we turned back around and Spencer and the bag was gone.

"What do you think hes doing," I asked.

"I don't even want to know."

Then we heard a someone knocking at the door. we went down and Sam opened it. The face of officer Carl and Sam's patorl officer appered. Sam screamed and slammed teh door shut. She locked the door and ran up the stairs toward Carlys room. I followed quickly behind her.

"What did you do!?"

"Nothing, well nothing too ileggell."

"Too ilegel!? What does that mean?"

Before I could answer a hand grabbed both of us and pulled us into a hall closet.

"Whaa-"

Someone put a hand over my mouth and turned on teh closet light.

"Spencer! What the heck," I said removing his hand.

"Are the cops at the door," he asked.

"Yeah."

"Darn it. They found me! I sowre I left no evidence."

We stared at him.

"WHat did you do," we yelled ta the same time.

"SHHH! They'll hear you. We don't have much time. They'll just break down the door to arrest me."

"And me. I've been on the run form my patrol officer. If they see me I'll have to go to juvt-again."

"So what do we do," Freddie asked.

"Hmmmm. Aha! Stay here. I have a plan," he said walking out the door.

We tried to protets but he closed the closet door and we heard a click.

"NO! He lock us in," I cried.

"He'll unlock us after he gets rrid of the cops."

We heard a Spencer scream and the sound of a tazer. The door slammed and we hard men chuckling.

"Not likely," I said.

"Great. We're stuck in here," Freddie said.

"Let me call Carly. She can came home and let us out."

I tired calling her but she didn't anwser. How long dose it take someone to buy meat anyway?

"Okay we'll just wait. oN the bright side at least we still have light," I said.

The lightbulb started to flicker and finally went out.

"We still have our cell phones to call and see in the dark," I offered.

"I don't have my phone," Freddie said.

"We still have mine."

My phone suddnely died.

"Low battery," I cried. "No, no no!"

I sunk to the floor and so did Freddie. Our shoulders were touching.

"We still have Car-"

"Don't say it. She might get run over by a truck or something," Freddie said.

I laughed.

"Didn't that already happen to you?"

"This is not the time for jokes Puckett."

"Well excuse me for trying to lighten the mood."

We started arguing to past the time, but nothing helped. We were in their for what felt like hours.

"Carly please come home," I begged over and over.

I groaned and laided my heand on Freddies shoulder.

"Were never going to get out of here," I said.

"What happened to trying to lighten the mood."

I glared at him, its just too bad he couldn't see my face. I swear if looks could kill he'd be a dead man.

"How long do you think we'll be in here?"

"I don't know. Until your pericous Carly comes to resue us."

"Is that jealousy I hear in your voice," he asked.

"Wha-Jealous! Me jealous of you and Carly? As if! Even if their were something going on between you and Carly I wouldn't care."

"Huh. Cause when you found out me and Carly kissed you sounded really jealous."

"I did not. I was just hurt that you didn't tell me."

"Yeah but you were madder then Carly was when we foudn out we kissed. You were like a tornadoe, destorying everything in your path. You sure you weren't jelaous?"

"Don't be riduclus! I was not jealous!"

"Huh-uh, sure."

I pulled him towards me by his collar.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing. I didn't say anything," he said, his voice a octave higher than usawal.

I didn't relse my death grip on his collar. I didn't want him to go away. I wanted what had happened last year on the fire escape to happen now. If I could just taste his lips one more time....But I couldn't. He didn't like me. He liked Carly. I was about to let go when something unexpected happened.I could felt hands touching my face and Freddies face coming closer to mine. I just couldn't stop myself from leaning in too. Then our lips touch. Here I was, kissing Fredward Benson, for the second time in my life.


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-Nikki