A/N: Sorry for the late update. I was volunteering at church and my laptop crashed and restarted. This is my version of symptoms because of my obsession with Fairy Tail! Thanks to TangeeOrange for the idea and permission to use it! Go check her profile out, she's a great author!

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail. Hiro Mashima does.


You know you're obsessed with Fairy Tail because...

1. You try to sculpt ice.

2. You play Fairy Tail songs on the instruments you know.

3. You try to recreate Lucy Fire.

4. You draw guild signs on yourself.

5. You ask your friends if they ever been turned to stone.

6. You try to hatch your egg.

7. You accidentally call your friends Fairy Tail characters.

8. When you have five objects, you name them Pappa, Peppe, Pippi, Poppo and Puppi.

9. You try to become one with the water.

10. You tell your parents you want to learn Japanese.

11. You misspell the Book of Ezra to Erza. (Sorry to those who are not Christian.)

12. You call someone part of the Jiggle Butt Gang when they fart.

13. You tell people, "Your friends will give you strength." I got some really weird looks after that...

These are from Rose. A. Harvey

14. You laugh when the new girl's name is Lucy.

15. You were furious when Lucy's voice actor quit. I was really mad and then I realized what that meant and started crying.


A/N: Thanks to Rosa. A. Han for the suggestions! Sorry for the spaces in between, if I don't your name won't show up at all. I would also like to say that I am doing all the suggestions but I am doing them chronologically. I'll do the rest of the suggestions in the future chapters. I hope you enjoyed this chapter! Also, thanks to TangeeOrange for the idea and permission! Please send some reviews and PMs for more suggestions and I'll try to put them in the next chapter! R&R! Flames will go to Natsu!