A/N: ahh~ I don't know anymore! Screw rated 'T' XD. **Currently Natsu in Silva's body, Silva in Natsu's body.

"What?" Natsu asked in annoyance. Crossing his arms, "Man it's hard to cross my arms with this huge chest in the way…"

"Don't touch it, pervert!" Silva punched Natsu in the face, "Ah! I just punched myself in the face! Oh. Excuse me for a while…"

Silva rushed into the bathroom, before she lock the door, Natsu barged it, "wait! What were you trying to do?"

"Um, expelling stuffs that are bad for my bladder if I keep it in for too long?" Silva said through clenched teeth. "I thought I was able to hold it in for a bit longer but I guess human bodies differs from one another…"

Natsu turned red, "that might because of... guys do not need to go to toilet formally as they can do the business anywhere they want… I never hold mine in… ah, why am I easily feeling hot over my face over small stuffs?"

"Natsu, can you get out? I am going to leak!"

"It's my body! You can't just… you know…"

"What do you want me to do then?"

"um…" Natsu thought of a way, "I'll hold it."

"Get out!"

"That thing is mine!"

"Whatever, hurry up!" unable to hold on, she gave up and Silva shut her eyes as Natsu took her pants down for her. Then Silva does the business with the help of Natsu. "Man this is awkward…"

"D-done…." Silva mumbled as Natsu helped her to put the pants back up. "You are not doing this every time I need to go toilet right?"

"Maybe until we switch back. That's why we need to find the soul switchers now!" both of them went out of the bathroom and realized their exceeds went sleeping soundly on the couch. "They must be tired…Let's just wait for them to wake up okay?" Silva suggested.

"Sure." Natsu agreed, "Man, I smelt like sweat… Do you mind if I took bath?"

"Of course not, go on… AS IF!" Silva glared at Natsu, "Don't you dare!"

"How can I ever wash up then?"

Silva thought for a while, "I think this is the only way… right!" She positioned her fist into a fire dragon punch position, "I can knock you out, wash you, dress you up, and then wake you up!"

"Every single time?"

"Until we switch back."

"No way!" Natsu protested, "I am not Gray. I am not going to faint on every single small matter."

"Ouch…" Silva sweat dropped, "that really hurts Gray, Natsu…"

In Fairy Tail guild, a half-naked Gray sneezed, "urgh, did anyone talked behind my backs…?"

"Gray, your clothes." Mirajane warned him with a smile.

"Ah! When did I-"

"Raki! Look! It's Mirajane!" Dayla's eyes glittered at the weekly sorcerer's model. "Wow…"

"Dayla!" Gajeel called, "let's have a competition!"

"Y-yes?"

"You are a dragon slayer right?" Gajeel stood on top of one of the table, "let's have a battle between you, me, and Wendy. Raki can battle with Charles and Lily!"

Dayla stood up and back away a few steps, "uhh…"

"Gajeel!" Levy smacked him on the shoulder, "you are scaring her…"

"Alright! Let's brawl!" Dayla jumped back and focused her magic, "Water dragon's breath!" A flash of water run wildly in the guild and twirl everyone around, Gajeel jumped to the second floor, "Interesting! Metal dragon's breath!" the two dragon slayer began to fight.

Also on the second floor were the exceeds who escaped with their wings, "Dayla!" Raki called. "I don't want to fight cats, leave me alone!"

Charles crossed her arms, "say all you want, aren't you a cat too?"

"Huh?" Raki looked at Charles weird, "are you blind? I am a fox!"

Lily and Charles both looked at each other and sweat dropped, 'this dumb male exceed didn't know he is a cat?'

Back at Silva's house, the exceeds were still sleeping, and Silva fell asleep from waiting.

Silva's current possessed slanted eyes flickered as she smells cooking, "Curry?" She sat up from her bed, "C-curry?!" Silva rushed into the kitchen, "Natsu! What are you doing?"

"You wouldn't let me bath, you wouldn't let me do this and that… so yeah, at least I can eat right?"

"No!" Silva went over, "You have fire magic that can easily burn fat, but not when you are in my body! You just ate in the guild just now didn't you? How many times are you going to eat in my body?"

Natsu smirked, "I would like to see how a chubby Silva looks like…. Hehehe…"

"Stop! Ah-" Silva tried to grab to spatula from Natsu's hand but she slipped and she fell hard onto the ground. When she fall her hand knock the pot over. "Natsu… you…" Silva stared at her body that was possessed by Natsu at the moment, stained from head to toe by the spicy yellow sauce, "…need a bath."

In the bathroom, Silva put an eye mask over Natsu, and then undresses him, "c-c-old…."

"Wait, I'll get the bath ready…" Silva sighed and went over to the tub and switch on the tap. She then heard the shower running. "Natsu! You pervert! Didn't I tell you not to touch my body?"

"I am not touching it. I turned on the water and just let it run through. The smell is hard to get rid of."

"Um… right…um… guess I'll wash it then…" Silva squirted enough amount of shampoo onto her hand, and then gently rubs it onto her black hair, until her hand got caught in her hair and Natsu cried out, "Watch it!"

"Oh, sorry, I see, this body is not mine right now so I don't feel anything…"

"Man, your hair's a mess!"

"It won't be if I am still in my body!" With a vein popped, Silva let the water run through the hair, "next…" She applied some shower gel onto her body and began to try rubbing them on her body, during her hand moves onto her chest, Natsu yelped, "s-stop!"

"Ah! I am not doing it anymore!" Silva, annoyed by every single noise Natsu made, took off Natsu's eye mask, "wash it yourself."

"…" Natsu stood there, dumbfounded, "err, come again?"

"I mean, wash it in a way you feel comfortable with, get my body clean and shiny okay. What's the big deal? Don't tell me you never seen a woman's body before?"

Natsu turned bright red, "only little girls… well…" he gulped, "…your chest is huge…"

"Shut up!" Silva aimed the shower at Natsu, "hurry up and wash! Idiot!"

"I get it, I get it, I know! "Natsu tackled Silva onto the floor, "Now that we are in the bathroom, why not take a bath together?"

"What-"

Before Silva respond, Natsu strip her clothes off, carefully removing the precious scarf Igneel gave him and hung in on the hanger, "let's do it! I am fired up! Hahahaha!" he opened up the cover of Silva's shower gel and pour the whole content on her, "let's wash you up clean and shiny, Silva!"

"Natsu, you idiot! S-st-stop!"

Sitting on the couch awaken by the noises, were Happy and Panda.

"They llllllllike each other!"

"I know right!"

To be continued…