Chapter seven: "Some stuff before start. Feel free to scroll past!"

khdudeable: Cupa, K, Desmond. I'm sending you all on a very important mission!

Desmond: No you're not. It probably isn't important.

Kallista: DESMOND SHUT UP FOR ONCE!

Khdudeable:I'm sending you to kill someone…

Desmond: It's a no from me.

khdudeable: Levi is going with you…

Desmond: I TAKE IT BACK. I'M GOING AS LONG AS HE IS.

JUST SO THAT CREEPER SKANK DOESN'T GET HIM. I DON'T WANT THAT.

khdudeable: Well Cupa will probably be with K, so you'll be alright. ANYWAY I want you to kill Bill, He's The Spaded Blades Writers Block in a physical form.

Desmond: Haha, you said Kill Bill.

Kallista: Desmond, I swear I'll put you with K if you don't stop.

K: What do you mean put her with me?!

Cupa: You don't mean you'll make them date do you!

Desmond: YEAH! I don't want that creeper skank near Levi! She'll try to get in his pants once they're in an isolated area!

khdudeable: I don't think I wrote her like that… But then again she could have gotten a mind of her own, since you guys are talking to me and Kallista…

Desmond: Whatever you do, don't get her near him. See, I think he's in the room with the weapons because he doesn't wanna get raped by a flat chested slut.

khdudeable: Well… I could make you flat chested with a few words, and I could make Cupa have D-Cups…

Desmond: ...And Kallista would stop that. She made me have tits for a purpose. Yep, I have tits. Hah. How do you like that, plank? Hm? Hm?

Kallista: I'm keeping you like that.

khdudeable: Aww… Not even for this chapter? well I can still give Cupa D-cups if i want…

Kallista: Don't. I think Desmond is capable of horrible stuff. If I can make her keep her sanity, can you make Cupa keep her chest size? I mean, she already has all the fanboys and K's love, why can't Desmond have a chest size bigger than A?

khdudeable:True… True...

Kallista: Now let's continue with the chapter. This has gone on far enough.

khdudeable:Okay

Desmond was baking a pie when we all came to our senses, after what happened last night. She had woke up at six A.M just to make this. I went to see what kind of pie it was and to ask if i could have some when it was done since it actually smelled kind of good

"It's an apple pie." She responded, cutting the blocky cake. It was made in the shape of a cube for a purpose.

"Why's it in the shape of a block?" I asked her curiously. She snapped her head towards me, but this time without the red gleam. "My mom made blocky cakes, in the real world." She said, not showing any emotion. "To me, these cakes and pies are a symbol of love, home or happiness. "

"Ohh, Could I have a slice when you're done? It smells pretty good." I asked once again. She hissed at me. "A symbol of love." She repeated. "That means? This is for Levi. Do I look like I love you, or Cupa? No."

"Okay. Sheesh. I just wanted some cause it smelled good, I'll just ask Cupa to make me one then." I responded a bit sadly as she continued growling silently. "Don't you have the pieces of cake back in the living room, and some cake in the storage room? Don't waste food. There won't be anyone who'll give it out when you are left without any."

"True, I guess I'll just go get some of that cake." I responded as she placed the cake on our table. Her eyes were constantly switching from murky green to blue, then gray.

"Why are your eyes changing colors? It's kind of creeping me out." I said actually getting creeped out. She glared at me, with the knife up. "Oh, I'm sorry, ma'am. Do you want me to pluck them out?" Desmond asked sarcastically. "Do you maybe want me to tear off my entire face? Do you want me to rip off my hair? I can't stop this shit. Nature thought it was funny if my eyes were fucked up."

"Okay then…" I responded backing away slowly. Cupa, in the meanwhile, decided to take a plate with one piece of cake. Hearing the clank and Cupa's giggling behind her back, she slashed at the poor creeper girl who dropped her plate. Desmond picked it up and placed it down on the table again while the other girl burst into tears.

"Why did you just attack Cupa!" I screamed at Desmond. She seemed completely calm once again. "I think she heard that it was only for Levi. It wasn't for you nor was it for her." She said clearly. "Respect? She needs to learn it if she wants it."

"Well, shouldn't you try to earn some as well then?" I asked her, Desmond glanced at me, then licked the blood off the knife.

"I don't need respect from you two to be happy. "

"Well you do to have a house." I retorted. She didn't seem angry, just amused by my retorts. "I can live in your house anytime I want. I can put up a hut on the roof and I can steal everything you have, day by day. I don't need your respect, really. Cupa, however, needs to learn it. She doesn't need to respect me, as I don't respect myself either, but she needs to respect the others." Desmond put down the knife then sat down on the chair, staring at me. Even if it wasn't visible, I could tell she was mocking me.

"Whatever, Mockingjay. I'm going out mining. You wanna come, Cupa?" I asked trying to get out of there "Nah, I think I'll stay here since other mobs might try to kill me and what not." She said jokingly.

"And I might burn down the house." Desmond added.

"And I just might kill Cupa if she calls me Ravioli." Levi yelled from the bedroom.

"If anyone kills anyone they can answer to me! And I'll try to use less than 10% of the essence when i kill you so you die quickly." I reminded everyone about the essence

"Oh, no. Not the essence." Levi commented from the hallway, mimicking Cupa's voice. "We're so scared. Our pants are shaking. They're SHAKING, K."

"If I wanted to I could wipe you from existence here, but of course you would return to your own universe Levi… Sadly, i don't have power over all universes." I replied

"Oh please no, not the existence. Don't wipe me from the existence." He continued mimicking Cupa's voice while Desmond was looking at her with the same victorious look. "If you wanna wipe something, wipe your ass with some paper."

"Fine I'll go ahead and demonstrate on this wolf I found outside. *snap*" I said while snapping my fingers Then the wolf vanished into nothing. "There NOW do you see my power?!" I yelled at him.

"What makes you think your little trick will work on me? I'm from the other universe, you can't control that. " He calmly hissed, entering the kitchen and picking up a plate of cake. "You can't control me, nor can you control Desmond. She's from the real world, remember? You can't control anything about us. Feelings? Dreams? Actions? Body parts? None of that shit."

"Well could I control your thoughts?" I said. He facepalmed. "What do you think I meant by dreams and feelings?" He growled.

"Ohh… Well, I can't but Notch can!" I said enthusiastically. Desmond decided to add on. "Can't. He can't either. Levi's from another universe, I'm from another universe, so Notch can only control your and Cuntupa's thoughts."

"Notch can control anything currently residing in Minecraftia!"

"You mean, Minecraft, right?" She asked. "Well, that isn't really true. He can't control my mind right now. Maybe he controls the ones with the Minecraft essence or something? Those who truly belong in his land? Maybe not even that. I'm not sure if he's a god. That's cliche, and in my universe he was only the creator of Minecraft."

"Well It wouldn't be only people with the essence, since Cupa doesn't have it, and I'm pretty sure I'm the only who has it-"

"Oi, slow down. She said the Minecraft essence. Not your Notch essence which we don't know if it even exists." Levi interrupted me.

"Ohh, well the genie gem dude said it did. And also that Minecraft essence? I don't even know what that is! and I already know I don't belong here."

"So, you are going to choose some random thing out of your ass' opinion over hers? You know, that it makes sense more than your overpowered thing." He argued. "You know, she's making more sense than you. Notch might add the Minecraft essence to every person who could do something worthy, and he could make them have the basic things a player has." He stopped a bit, looked at me sympathetically, then continued. "Know how you regenerated your arm? Know how you're immortal? The player in minecraft is immortal, too. They're all like that. They regenerate, respawn, all that shit. And when they die? They're discarded, while a new version of them comes up. They are either reborn as a mob or they go to another universe. It's simple like that. To sum it up: Desmond's probably right."

"Really? Then why is it I only regenerate when I'm in that 'rage' form?" I asked angrily then remembered I was going to go mining "Anyway think about that, I'm going mining."

I then walked out and went to my mineshaft which wasn't that far.

"That's right, K. Go, run from your problems." He called after me. "There is no fucking rage mode, you ass. You regenerate every time. You don't see it. But I bet you're too ignorant to consider that!"

I ignored him when he said that though. When I got to a new part of the mine I started mining to try and find some gold or maybe a bit of diamonds, that would be nice but what I found was nothing like that. I found a villager, and she seemed to be lost ot looking for something.

"Hey you okay? you look lost." I asked

"Huh, oh yeah I'm okay, and I'm trying to find the exit to the cave." she said

"well I could show you the way out. whats your name? I'm K."

"I'm Villa the villager, nice to meet you K." A second later, her eyes widened and she lustily muttered to me.

"W-what?"

"Buy me. No charge." She said, halfly taking off her robes as I blushed.

I quickly turned around and said "W-we need to get going" She frowned and wrapped the robes then followed me. Soon, we made it to the house. In an instant, both Desmond's and Cupa's eyes flared up. "Hello, Ravioli guy!" Villa winked at him as he stopped eating the pie Desmond made. She went up to him and hugged him while blood seeped out of the brown-haired girl's mouth. Desmond went so far, just to keep herself from snapping? Sheesh.

"Levi. Put that slut down." She warned, blood still seeping from her tongue. "You don't know who has she f*ked. She might have AIDS. You don't want that."

She proceeded to bite her tongue. The breaking point happened soon, when Villa closed in. She was about to kiss him.

"Holy shit." K whispered.

"Holy shit." Cupa whispered.

Desmond silently looked at the villager girl. She ran at her quickly, grabbed the two braids which were on the front then said. "Listen here, you little bitch. He might not be only mine, but hell, I won't allow a whore like you near him."

"Well, that is true~! But you should allow me have the Ravioli guy, or-"

Desmond slammed Villa's face into the pie with full speed repeatedly.

"HIS NAME IS NOT RAVIOLI, YOU DUMB F*CK!" She screamed. "HIS NAME IS LEVI RIVAILLE! AND YOU SHOULD TAKE SOME TIME FROM F*KING RANDOM DUDES TO LEARN HOW TO SPELL IT!"

Everyone paused what they were doing to admire this "beautiful" scene. K quietly closed the door. Cupa stopped looking at the laptop. Levi stopped eating the apple pie. Finally, after she finished smashing the pie with Villa's face, Desmond looked up and threw her across the room.

"What do you think you're doing!" I yelled at Desmond "You think you have the right to nearly kill anyone because you feel like it?! Or because you don't like what they're doing?!" I continued

"You need to find a better way to control your anger, biting your tongue might work but it harms yourself along with not being 100% effective as you can see!"

"Oh, so I'm the bad guy here? She was trying to rape him both now and the time I last saw her! Do you think she has the rights to f**k anyone when she feels like it?" Desmond retorted. "Oh, wait, pretty girls don't get charged for that while tomboys like me do!"

"You know her?! And I don't think she does, and who said anything about charging people?!" I asked her. Desmond growled as the other two silently watched, managing to look like her at the same time.

"Yeah, I know this little shit! She fucks anyone she sees. She f-cked that twelve year old kid Yaebi. You won't include that in this argument, right? Because Villabitch can do aaaaaaaaaanything she wants without getting judged. THE MORE YOU F*KING KNOW!" She yelled sarcastically while throwing her arms up just like she threw Villa."

"WHAT! YOU F-CKED A KID!?" I yelled at Villa

"Umm… no?" She responded, blood dripping down her cheek.

"SO YOU DID! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? THAT KID WAS TWELVE I MEAN REALLY… uhh I'm going to bed all this yelling has made me tired, come on Cupa." I said on my upstairs."

"Er… I'm rather going to see how this turns out." She responded

"What? you too? uhhh fine i'm too tired to argue."

In the meanwhile, Desmond was asking questions. Weird questions.

"Did that slut kiss you?"

"No. Thankfully."

"Did she touch you."

"She tried taking off my pants."

"THAT SLUT. Anyway. Continuing. Did she take off your pants?"

"Was very close to doing so. But no."

"Alright, now that's checked out-"

Cupa excitedly ran towards the two, tripping on her own feet but getting up next to Desmond. "Hey! Hey! Desmond! That was epic!"

"Excuse me?"

"How you slammed her face into the pie! And she was like: Oh no! And you were like:This is what you get for misspelling his name! And he was like: Yeah I don't know what's happening but I'm glad the villager didn't f**k me!" Cupa said VERY enthusiastically and VERY fast…

"What?" Desmond said confused from how fast Cupa spoke

"Nevermind." Cupa said

MORNING

"uhhh, what happened?" Desmond asked. "Oh I bet that Villa bitch did this! She probably hit us with something!" Cupa said obviously still angry

"Huh? what happened?" the 'villa bitch' they were just talking about said

"What do you mean! you did this!" Cupa yelled

"STOP YOUR GODDAMN YELLING!" I yelled from my room being woken up by their yelling.

Desmond was at the other side of the room now, making more pie.

"ARE YOU MAKING MORE PIE DESMOND?!" I yelled still a bit upset about being woken up-

"So what?" She said sarcastically. "Are you gonna die from pie?" Desmond asked.

"I might die from YOUR pie!" I replied sarcastically

"So is it bad?" She hissed at me. "Levi doesn't think it's bad. Nor does Villa. She ate the pie like a pig, did you see?!"

"I dont know, But you MIGHT SMASH MY FACE IN IT!" I yelled in response

"YEAH, IT'S SO YOU CAN ENJOY IT BETTER." She growled through gritted teeth.

"I would enjoy it more if I could actually eat it and not have it shoved into my eyes." I said

"Well maybe if you weren't so paranoid about it, you'd actually be able to enjoy it? Villa tried to rape Levi, so I slammed her face into it. As long as you don't try that, you're fine!"

"Okay then I should be good for life from your crazy face pie smashing habits?" I replied jokingly

"Yeah, as long as you don't try to take off his pants."

"WHY! WHY WOULD I EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT!" I said creeped out by how paranoid SHE was. "Oh well I don't know, maybe it could… Like.. .Cross your mind? Like when I said you were gay for him?"

"And I told you I WILL NEVER BE GAY!" I yelled getting annoyed with her.

"Suure, if you see him shirtless trust me you will be." She said smirking slightly

"Stop being so hot, he'll break up with me if you continue." Cupa whispered to Levi.

"Seriously you too Cupa?! I'm not going to break up with you and Levi isn't 'hot' to me! he doesn't even look that good to me!" I said

"Yeah, he isn't hot to you. He's sexxay." Desmond suggested in a weird tone. It seemed like all of the three were amused by this.

"NO HE'S NOT! if anything he's average and thats not much. I mean really!" I said getting fed up

"Really?" He mocked, getting up. "Am I now? Well, I'll just take off my shirt and jacket and-"

"DON'T. YOU. DARE."

"Why not?"

"Because Cupa's here!" I said

"Don't ruin the fun for me." Desmond hissed silently. "Don't. We all know you want to see him shirtless, no need to hide it."

"For the last time NO. I. DONT!" I Yelled with hell fire in my eyes

AUTHOR ZONE:

khdudeable:Hello? Kallista? where did you go?

Desmond: I killed her!

khdudeable: WHAT!?

K: No she didnt

Cupa: TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT LEVI!

Levi:Why?

khdudeable: JUST GO KILL BILL LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO! and if you don't ill delete you!

k:Fine

Cupa:Aww, okay

Desmond:Only because Levi's going

Levi: Finally someone I'm allowed to kil

What will hap- ehh you get it.

OC's are still up for the story go ahead and submit

NOW DIE BILL!