Nick and Mikal have just met in a parking lot. Nick thought that he was so hot. Even for a white guy. Most white guys are ugly as fuck, ew gross get away from my butthole. But Mikal is the kind of guy you beg to be in your butthole. Mikal is one of those popular kids at school that is quote, "Really in touch with his sensitive side." Which means he cries while masturbating. More like he wails. He screeches at the top of his lungs and recites a song of a whale. Amanda oragasms when she hears the first note. She fucking loves whales holy shit. They are like hunks of sexy blubber wow so hot. Damn when they jump out of the water, you could swear for half a second that they were David Tennant.

"Yo Mikal, my newly found senpai," Nick said all anime like, "Would you ravish my butthole with your, mmmmm, gLORIOUS COCK?" A thousand flowers fluttered around Nicks chubby face. Wow he has such a baby face. A ghost grandma pinched his cheek. But that grandma was the best pimp in history and because of her magical pimp powers he got a boner.

Mikal did a triple flip and did a sassy sway. "Yes my newly found student," he grabbed Nicks face with the force of two fat bunnies, "I will put relish in your butthole."

"Whoa shit I," Nick said but Mikal put his stanky ass finger up to his lips.

"Don't say a word you god damn hobo," he said sexily. Then a jar of relish emerged from the front of his jeans. Wow. He has a relish jar for a dick. "At least my dick is self lubricating." Then he kicked Nick onto his knees and proceeded to relish his butthole. Nick did not orgasm because when Mikal orgasmed he started to cry and Nick thinks that's a total turn-off.

So Nick rearranged his nipples and farted all the relish out of his butthole while he was walking home.

Haha, Nick and Mikal looks like Nikki Minaj.