My life as a Vaporeon
Chapter 7
Trowa's and Melissa relationship

Hi everybody! Sorry I haven't been posting lately. I've been busy playing my new Gamecube! I got Rogue leader with it! It was worth every penny of the $348! Yes sir! So, I took a break from my new system, and wrote this story in one night. See? I do care for my fans! So. Copyright Sandact6 2001. This fic any not be copied, Xeroxed, or changed in any way. If you wish to add this to your site, contact the author. There must be no changes to the fic whatsoever. Also. You do not have permission to sell my fics. If you violate any of the above rules, at least give me your address so I can break your legs. Enjoy!


Andrew's POV

"Er..." I said in an unsure voice. Again, I swear if this was an anime, me and Umbreon would have sweat drops above our heads.
"Your so CUTE!" said Relena as she squeezed the Eevee tight into her chest
"I fan't breath! And fime loving fevery second fwot it!" I heard him mutter in Relena's chest
"Prevert..." I heard Umbreon say.
Indeed... If I knew what that was... I couldn't believe that Eevee's spine didn't snap right then and there. Putting into consideration of how tight she was hugging him.
Umbreon said, "Andrew. You can put down your reflect now. I think he's more interest of what's on our trainer than fighting you..."
I kept on watching our trainer cuddling her newfound Eevee. Oy... What a suck up...
"Andrew."
"Uh? Oh sorry Umbreon." I forgot about the wall and sure enough it went away. Still looking at my trainer holding the Eevee up to her... Er.. Personal spot...
"OH! I just can hug you all day!" said Relena as she held out the Eevee.
"And I wouldn't mind..." replied the Eevee with a goofy smile and he appeared to look dizzy.
"So it's a yes you want to come with me! ALRIGHT!" she said as tucked the Eevee under her arms and jumped into the air. "Now what is your name young Eevee!?"
"Trowa..." he said still looking drunk. I guess it was from lack of air...
"Eevee it is!" she said. I think she heard what she only wanted to hear. "But he said his name was..."
"She doesn't understand us..." said Umbreon still looking at her trainer in an odd look.
"Oh yea..."
"Well! Little cute Eevee!" squeaked Relena, "And my other pokemon. Who wants some food now!?!?"
"ME!" both me and Relena yelled, or should I say barked now? Oh well. I'll say bark from now on because I'm an Eevee now! ^_^ This is so cool!
"Pretty stars..." muttered Trowa. But then, he shook his head and yelled out, "Me too ma'am!"
She smiled and reached for her belt. What the... OH YEAH! She letting go of the others to have breakfast with us! Note to self: Think faster or else it'll hurt come battle time...
She threw the pokeballs to the ground and out popped 2 red streams of energy. Which landed a few decimeters in front of the pokeballs and formed up to be Valkner and Melissa. O_O Woah... Ultra cool... Always wanted to see that up close and in real life...
"You have fun now!" said Relena as she skipped off, "Have a good time ya' all!"

Relena's POV

Always wanted to say that!

Andrew's POV

And I watched her skip off towards the firepit she made last night and started to build a pile of twigs. Odd... Guess she didn't know how to set them up right...
"You pervert!" I heard Melissa yell out, "The only reason you went came to your trainer is because of her looks!"
What the? I turned my head to see Trowa still on his trunk and Melissa sitting near the bottom of it. And Valkner, lying down next to Melissa. Not evening caring if they get killed.
"And your point is..." he replied.
"My point is that you should not do that! Our trainer has an inner soul! Not just an outside!"
"Too bad on you both sides are done very poorly..."
OUCH! This guy is clever... Let's see who wins...
"WA-WA-WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?" yelled out Melissa is shock
"I said, "Too bad both side are done very poorly." As in both your inner and outer. OH WAIT! Silly me! You don't have an inside soul!"
"You... Little... SON OF A..." Melissa was cut off by Umbreon who walked and sat down in between the two.
"Settle down you two! You're both acting like pups! Now Trowa! Melissa! Apologize to each other right now!"
"Only if he does it first!" said Melissa
"I will not apologize to it." spoke Trowa.
I'll keep that in my mine for later... Eh eh eh...
"You mean her?" Umbreon corrected him.
"No. Not her. IT!" he corrected back.
"OH! You oily bacon strip you!" Melissa said as she walked around Umbreon to get a better view of Trowa. "At least I actually have a sense of taste! You never know a good female when you see one!"
"Actually. I do. And I'm glad to report that your not one of them!"
"WHAT!!! Well! Look at..."
"I give up..." said Umbreon as she walked next to me.
"How long you think there gonna be fighting for?" I asked Umbreon.
"Give or take. Until breakfast."
"Agreed".
And. For the next... Oh... 5 minutes. They continued insulting each other with some of the most creative insults I've ever seen before. Such as, "At least I don't get my kicks off humans!" to, "At minimal I don't lick my own SEX!" Ah yes. So... What's a good word? Ha yes. Intellectual.
"Your stupid!" said a negative comment from Trowa for at least the 400th time.
"Running out of gas at last..." I said listening to their word war.
"1 point" added Umbreon
"Aw yes. So is the Eevee I'm talking too." justified Melissa
"Let's see him get out of this one..." I said.
"5 points" added Umbreon.
"Oh! You mean yourself!" said Trowa happily and he made a big smile.
"WHAT!?!?" Melissa couldn't believe how fast he made up that. In fact, I think he had that set up all along!!!
"Trowa won. No contest" said Valkner with his eyes closed, "For Go... Er... Mew's sake you two! GROW UP! Where is your pride as warriors!?!?"
"Trowa never had any." said Melissa
"At least I didn't sell mine off for prostitution!!!" replied Trowa
Man o man! WHERE DOES HE GET THESE!?!? And better yet... What's "Prostitution"?
"Alright guys and girls!" Relena waved to us, "Breakfast! It's oatmeal!"
Oh boy! I don't care what it is! As long as I have some food! Yummy! At least Melissa and Trowa are done fighting now...


Well! That's all for quite some time now... I'll be playing my GC (Slang for Gamecube) for a nice while. And anybody who has Rogue Leader and wants to talk about it, my AIM name is, Sandact61 . Well. G2g now. It's 2:04AM when I'm writing this. So hopefully I'll get SOME sleep tonight. Goodnight everybody

PS - ROGUE LEADER KICKS ASS!