COUSLAND: *blows raspberry* Pbbbbtttttt!

SERA: *blows raspberry* Pbbbbtttttt!

COUSLAND: PBBBBTTTTTTT!

SERA: PPPBBBTTTTTTT!

COUSLAND: *laughs* Oh, I like you already.


SERA: I remember you, you know.

COUSLAND: Do you now?

SERA: Yeah, you gave me that red box in Denerim.

COUSLAND: Oh! Were you the girl peeking at the doorway when you took it?

SERA: Yeah. Thanks for not opening it, yeah?

COUSLAND: I was tempted, actually.

SERA: *laughs* Good thing you didn't, it was full of bees.

COUSLAND: That… is actually brilliant.


SERA: Oh, I like you now, too!

COUSLAND: Why?

SERA: Those… cookies you gave to Bull! He gave me some, yeah! Friggin' brilliant!

COUSLAND: *laughs* Yes, well… Alistair and Sten always did love the cookies I made.

SERA: I could hug your titties so much right now.

COUSLAND: Sorry, but my titties are the sole property of the King of Ferelden.

SERA: *laughs*Titties for the King. I like you!


SERA: Friggin' nobles… oh right… you're a noble. Er… sorry.

COUSLAND: That I may be, but I'm not like the prissy-pantss in Halamshiral, am I?

SERA: *laughs* No… you're way more friggin' fun.

COUSLAND: I'm glad you think so… because I left a little "package" in Halamshiral, and I was hoping one of your "Friends" might… set it off for me.

SERA: Wait what? I didn't notice you left a package! What's in it?

COUSLAND: Let's just say… the manor will be "a-buzz" with stories once it's done.

SERA: *laughs* I'll get it done right away.


SERA: So… you're a Warden-Commander like Clarel, yeah?

COUSLAND: I am.

SERA: Will you be like her? If Corphy-face had come to you instead of to her? Will you turn your Wardens into a friggin' demon army just to escape… whatever that is… the Calling?

COUSLAND: Honestly? I cannot say. I have a feeling that I have done something far worse than what Clarel did.

SERA: What d'you mean?

COUSLAND: I inducted the Grey Warden who caused the Kirkwall Explosion and let him escape from Amaranthine.

SERA: Pfffbbbtttt. At least, you didn't turn him into a demon.

COUSLAND: No, but it feels like I unleashed one.


SERA: Bunny rabbit.

COUSLAND: Dog.

SERA. Hmm. I see it. Heart.

COUSLAND: Griffons.

SERA: Shite. You're right.

INQUISITOR: What are you talking about?

COUSLAND: Sorry, we were looking at clouds.

SERA: That one looks like someone's arse! *staccato laugh*


COUSLAND: Sera, am I to understand that you were the one who put lizards in my blanket?

SERA: What?! Me?! Noooo…

COUSLAND: No, I don't mind it actually. I like lizards. Animals in general.

SERA: You do?

COUSLAND: Well, as long as they're not as big as dragons, I think I'll like them.

SERA: Imagine sleeping on a bed roll with a dragon. That'd be a shite way to wake up, innit?

COUSLAND: True.


SERA: That was a nice shot, yeah?

COUSLAND: Hmm?

SERA: Last night, at the tavern. You shot those two apples on Bull's horns with two arrows with one draw. Friggin' brilliant!

COUSLAND: Thanks, I try to impress.

SERA: Can you teach me that?

COUSLAND: When we have the time, sure.


SERA: So, Queenie, do you prefer arrows or knives?

COUSLAND: Both, depending on the situation.

SERA: What do you think of Varric's Bianca?

COUSLAND: She's exquisite. I wish I had something like it, though it is a bit… winchy.

SERA: I know right?! Friggin' nasty.


COUSLAND: So, Sera, let me get this straight, you break a bottle on your armor to use your abilities?

SERA: Yeah.

COUSLAND: But… how can you not get hurt from all the shards?

SERA: I dunno. It's a mystery for the ages.

COUSLAND: Ugh, you're no help.


SERA: So… Red Templars.

COUSLAND: Sewn arse to mouth to each other.

SERA: *staccato laugh* Ewww! That's friggin' nasty.

COUSLAND: They deserve it, though. Your turn. Venatori.

SERA: Hmm… *chuckles* Glass bowls to the head full of ear wigs.

COUSLAND: Hmm… demon insects to the head. Perfect.

VARRIC: You know, a friend of mine and I used to play a game like that.

COUSLAND: You're welcome to join in, Master Tethras.

VARRIC: Okay then. Corypheus.

COUSLAND & SERA: Bees shoved up the arse.

VARRIC: *chuckles* And I had expected a different answer. Shows what I know.


SERA: Wait, was that you?

COUSLAND: Was I what, Sera?

SERA: You know! That thing with the underpants…

COUSLAND: I disavow any knowledge of pranks occurring in Skyhold in my presence.


COUSLAND: Say, Sera… when this is over, where do you think you would go?

SERA: I don't know. Anywhere, yeah. Can't really say. The inquisition is way too much fun.

COUSLAND: Oh, I see. I guess I'll leave all my 'fun' stuff for you, then.

SERA: What are you on about? What fun things?"

COUSLAND: Oh you know… the jar of bees and earwigs we had… I haven't really used them lately.

SERA: *laughs* Oh, just leave them to me, Wardie. I got just the person to use them on.