Authors notes: Hello there! It's me Tanya again! (I hope you don't get sick of me) :p I am sooo tired right about now and…something else BAHAHAHA…you sick minded…I mean I'm hungry…I want blue berry pie…anyone have one?

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This chapter is about doing the mating dance, stealing clothes and NAKEDNESS! So…enjoy!

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The sun shone bright over the busy streets of Luca. Tidus wondered vaguely what they were doing, going back and forth between towns when they should have been going full stream ahead with the Pilgrimage. He was sure everyone had their reasons. Maybe they were trying to shake Sin off, you know; zigzagging across Spira, keep everyone on their toes. Yuna was spinning round in circles till she nearly smashed into a tree, Auron was running after Rikku until he ran into a tree and Wakka was looking at Lulu's legs.

"I feel naked", Lulu was whining

"Yeah, it feels good doesn't it?" Tidus whizzed past wondering what the hell was going on with everyone.

"Ooohh…Okay happy pills it is." Tidus sighed and swallowed one. "Woot woot!" he started to go hypo.

Yuna stopped spinning and looked at Tidus. Tidus was "oooh yeahing" and pelting his hips into his hands.

"What are you doing?" asked Yuna.

"Zanarkandian Mating Ritual", he replied.

"Can I join Tidieee?" she cried.

"Hells yeah!"

They both did the Zanarkandian Mating Ritual and as they were doing it, Auron and Rikku saw them and decided that they would join too.

POOOFFF!!! In a puff of smoke the monk appeared.

"Blue berry p…OOOOHHHH YEAH BABY!" he blurted and joined in.

Rikku was so glad and was jumping with joy because everyone found the missing happy pills.

"Lu?" said Wakka, "can I play with your moogles?"

She slapped him.

"What?" he asked, upset.

"My moogles, MINE! My precious!" she blurted psychotically.

"Hey Tidus?" Yuna asked, stopping her dance, "weren't you gonna go roll with the gangstas after we'd been to Macalania?"

"Yeah, but they all think I'm white and nerdy."

Tidus then began to sing the song "white and nerdy" with Yuna continuing on dancing in the background.

"Ohhh…nice music, ya?"

"You have a crap sense of music, Wakka", said Lulu scornfully.

"You know you love it, ya?

"No. I don't"

"Fuck you, Lulu."

"Ooh, Wakka's getting a backbone," noted Rikku, "he's finally standing up to bitchface."

"SHUT UP RIKKU," yelled Lulu, walking away.

"Hey, did anyone realise she's still missing her belts?" asked Tidus.

"Ha! That explains why she's been so bitchy lately!" Rikku stated.

"Where is my belts anyways?!" Lulu yelled at Tidus.

"He he he" Wakka couldn't help himself, "you'll never find them, ya?"

"Ask him!" Tidus pointed at the monk, "he took them, not me!"

"Hey!" yelled the monk, "I gave them to Orangey over there" he pointed to Wakka.

"Oh no", Lulu placed her fingers on her forehead and frowned.

"I'll never get them back if he has them."

Wakka burst out laughing with joy of success. He took out one of his blitzballs, but this one was different, it was clear, and inside the ball was….

"MY BLETS!" Lulu screamed.

"Hey, Wakka…how did you get those in there?" Tidus asked.

"Seymour did it for me," he boasted, "a nice bit of white magic."

"Okay fine!" Lulu shouted, approaching him menacingly.

In a speedy move, she managed to steal all of his blitzballs and his blue headband. She quickly punctured all the balls and attached the deflated rubber to her skirts where her belts should be.

"Noooo!" screamed Wakka, holding the belt blitzball and feeling gingerly where his headband used to be.

"Aww that is soo cute!" Yuna squealed.

"Yeah but the blue don't suit!"

"I know," she said, "but now its Wakka who feels naked."

And indeed, Wakka was holding his forehead as though it was shameful.

"Lu! Please, you can keep the blitzballs, just give me back my headband!"

"Yeah well at least you guys have clothes!" Auron said looking at the monk with a revengeful look.

"But now i can see your pretty face without that silly mask thing from your singlet covering your youthful, gorgeous features!" Rikku drooled.

"Youthful," Tidus snorted.

But just then Yuna had another brilliant (or annoying, depending on what way you look at it) idea.

"Let's steal the monk's laptop and watch ourselves on youtube!"

"He he he!" the monk giggled "if you eat my blue berry pie…I'll let you borrow it. But be careful…hehehe…I'll steal all your clothes!"

Tidus snickered and jerked his head. "Gimme!" he said in stupidity.

The monk handed over the blue berry pie and giggled again. Tidus took a bite and everyone looked at him amazed. He started to turn purple and puff up like a blue berry. Yuna gasped and went to hug him but Auron held her back.

"Oohh dear." The monk giggled "looks like you have to go through the juicer."

"The juicer?" asked Yuna.

"Ha. Yeah it's where a machine squeezes all the juice out of him," replied the monk in hysterical tones in his voice.

"OOOOHHHH HELLS YEAH!" A squeaky voice came from the round purple Tidus. "I'm a blue berry!" He squealed. "Taste me Yuna! I taste awesome!"

"Anyone else want some blue berry pie?" the monk laughed hysterically before vanishing. Auron was just about to strangle the monk but…

Poooff! He disappeared.

"FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!" Yuna cried.

"What's wrong baby?" little squeaky noise sounded off from the berry.

"How are we going to…you know…In bed…WATCH OUR SELVES?"

"You could always – no wait, that would only get Tidus' dingaling stuck like Auron's was," said Rikku.

"Yeah! How did we get it out again?" asked Yuna.

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End notes: well here ya go! I hope ya liked this! Haha I did! More and new exciting stuff to come so keep checking for new posts! I love you guys hahaha you keep me busy and we love your comments so please leave us one! We'd love to hear what you have to say about this! have a great day!