Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Happy, now?

Please review for all the chapters if you please. This will be the last update for a while since I am going on vacation soon. But relax. I will always finish my stories. There will be either 14 or 15 one shots for this. I want it to have as many as I am old. P.S. I don't hate Temari I just thought this was funny.

Don't ask who I came up with this. Must be the cookies.

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"GET BACK HERE YOU LAZY BASTARD!"

Currently, Shikamaru was running for his life. The sand-nin Temari had shown up, and upon seeing him and Hinata holding hands she had freaked. Same with Kiba and Shino. They had dragged her to therapy with Kurenai.

Shikamaru was trying his hardest to come up with a strategy of how to get rid of Temari. However, someone else had another idea. Gaara was holding him up with his sand, with one hand, and the other hand was holding a chocolate chip cookie that he was eating.

"Damn."

"What did you do to my sister?"

"Nothing. Just holding hands with Hinata," he replied. Man now he wanted a cookie too.

Gaara started to choke on his cookie. Kankuro hit his back and the coughs died down.

"As punishment for tainting the innocent you must suffer a fate worse than death: running from Temari all day," Gaara told him. He dropped Shikamaru and returned to his precious cookie.

Shikamaru ran. And ran. Then he took a break. Then ran some more. Lucky for him he knew where therapy was taking place. Temari was crashing behind him, as they ran into Kurenai's apartment. Hinata was in between her two teammates, bored beyond belief. She smiled as she saw Shikamaru.

Temari came in and asked, "What the hell?"

Kiba jumped up and yelled, "We are having team therapy."

Shino nodded. "We must keep Hinata away from the Nara."

Shikamaru glared at him.

Temari said, "Are you really a therapist?"

Kurenai nodded.

Temari ran over to her and started to babble about some jerk she had to beat the living hell out of. Shikamaru took his chance and grabbed Hinata.

Now, the question is: Why does Gaara get all the cookies?