"Alright, Victor. What did you call me for?"
Victor chuckled as he pushed up his glasses. "Behold, Olrox, my latest invention!" Victor then ripped off a sheet to show a giant circular machine. „Zeitfenster!"
Olrox's eyebrow twitched. "Time Window? Victor... don't tell me you made-"
"A FUCKING TIME MACHINE!"
Olrox sighed. "Seriously, Victor? You know I don't like this kind of crap. I kind of made it obvious when I told the family about how me and Brauner were dragged into a time rift by a man named Aeon to fight a being called the Time Reaper."
"Yeah, it was pretty obvious, but the story was just so damn awesome! It inspired me so much, that I had to make my own time machine! And I get to show you the trial period!"
"And why me specifically?"
"Because you and Brauner are the only ones who have dealt with time travel, and I trust you more than Brauner."
"Fair enough."
"Now then..." Victor started to power up the machine. Olrox watched as it literally sparked to life, electricity flying everywhere. As awesome as a sight as it was, Olrox had a bad feeling about it.
Meanwhile, ten thousand years into the past, Furuichi Takayuki was sitting in class. He was sitting bored in his desk... in the Saint Ishiyama Special Classroom with the other Ishiyama students.
He was surprised to see Tojo in class today. Must not have had a job today. The MK 5 were not here yet. Mood killing idiots must be running late again. As always, Himekawa was on his phone, while Kanzaki was sucking away at a carton of Yogurty. The Red Tails were talking among themselves. Must be trying to think up of another hair-brained scheme to get Kunieda to rejoin. The aforementioned TKKH member was staring lovingly at the sleeping Oga. Furuichi was tempted to punch the idiot awake out of jealousy, but he didn't want to be sent flying again. Though, last time, he was sent to Okinawa. The weather is nice enough for a trip there.
Anyway, it was just another day at St. Ishiyama. Saotome or Sadohara were running late, so there were just messing around. Unfortunately, some of the other students were being rowdy. Worst, one of them accidentally sent a can of energy drink flying towards... Baby Beel. The can clanked him right on the noggin. The Baby Demon Lord woke up immediately, and began to tear up. When everyone saw that, they all punched the idiot before booking it. All but Furuichi.
He looked out the window, and didn't see the fatal can. When he heard Baby Beel's whimpers and saw he was about to cry, he tried to get away. However, he slipped. Instead of running out of his desk, he ended up sitting back in his seat. He looked up just when Baby Beel cried, and ended up getting lightning shot right into his face. The electricity actually traveled through his eyes right into his brain. Even he shouldn't have survived that.
In the lab of the most brilliant mad scientist in existence, Olrox was getting worried. The machine started to spark more than Olrox thought was safe. As usual, he was right. The machine started to spark, lightning flying everywhere. Even Victor looked a bit nervous. When an electric jolt flew towards Victor, Olrox threw the scientist out of the way by grabbing his shoulder. When Victor landed, he looked up in horror as the electricity flew through Olrox's head, illuminating it. When it was gone, Olrox was standing completely still, his eyes rolled back, his head smoking. That has never happened before. Usually, electricity had no affect on Olrox. He's usually seen nonchalantly walking around in lighting. So... why wasn't he so much as twitching now?
"Oi. Oi! Furuichi! Wake up!" Oga was shaking his friend, who was face down on his desk. "Come on! You've been hit with Baby Beel's cries before. You've taken much worse than that. Wake up already!" Still nothing. "Dammit, Furuichi! If you don't wake up soon, I'll beat the living hell out of you!"
Kunieda could hear the worry in Oga's voice, but she could relate. Not just her, but Nene as well. Even some of the other students looked worried.
"What the hell? I know Furuichi is tough. He took a punch from me, for crying out loud." Kanzaki couldn't even drink his Yogurty. He was too freaked out by the unconscious Furuichi.
"Hey! Come on, Furuichi! Wake up! At least give me my rematch! I'll make some takoyaki for you if you wake up." Tojo was really worried. He really liked Furuichi. He was a fun guy to have around. Seeing him like this was really creepy.
The air was tense. Everyone was worried for the silverette. Then, the classroom doors slammed open, catching everyone's attention.
"Always late, yet never tardy! MK5 is here!" The five major mood killers even did their ridiculous pose.
Everyone gave them a blank stare before thinking the same thing. "Read the mood, you idiots."
Ikari saw Furuichi on his desk face down, and thought he was sleeping. "Oi, Furuichi! What do you think you're doing, sleeping during class?" No answer. Ikari walked over to his desk, not noticing the glare Oga was giving him. "Oi! Don't ignore me!" No answer. A tick mark appeared on Ikari's head. "Wake up, damn you!"
Ikari raised a fist, intent on hitting Furuichi. Oga was about to punch Ikari into outer space, but was beaten by the punch... or rather the grab. In less than a second, a hand viciously gripped Ikari's head. You could even hear his skull crack a bit. "OW-OW-OW-OW-OW! MERCY!" The owner of the hand was... Furuichi.
Everyone watched in shock as Furuichi slowly stood up, his eyes shadowed by his hair. "V-IC-TOR." Everyone shivered at the sound of the voice. It sounded like Furuichi, and at the same time, it sounded like someone else. They watched in fascination as Furuichi easily lifted Ikari with one hand.
Ikari was terrified, especially when he looked into Furuichi's eyes. His glowing... silver eyes. "Wait, weren't your eyes gray befo-OW-OW-OW-OW!" Ikari was seriously terrified. This was "Fever Furuichi" all over again. That was what most of the delinquents dubbed him after the Demon Tissue incident. Since Kunieda convinced everyone that Furuichi became ridiculously powerful and cocky because of a fever, it was only logical for them to call that Furuichi "Fever Furuichi."
"Victor. Please explain to me why all of your fucking experiments end with me either being blown up, electrocuted, or attacked by. . . . Who the hell are you?"
"YOU JUST NOW REALIZE WHO I AM?!" Olrox tightened his grip. "OW-OW-OW-OW! FORGIVE ME!"
"You have five seconds to explain who you are."
"It's me! Ikari! The leader of MK5!"
"MK what?"
"MK5! Don't you remember?! You beat the hell out of us last week! Did you catch another fever, Furuichi?!"
That caught Olrox's attention. He actually loosened his grip on Ikari's head. The idiot actually tried to retaliate, thinking it was a chance. He tried to punch his captor, only for his fist to be easily caught. Now he was really scared, especially when he felt movement and heard whistling. Then, he felt his back get smashed through glass. He was able to look up... and see clear, blue sky. In the next second, he was flipped, and felt his ankle being held. If that wasn't bad enough, he was now looking at the ground. "WHAAA! PULL ME BACK IN! THIS IS THE FOURTH FLOOR!"
"Shut up." Ikari immediately complied. "Now... tell me everything. Where we are, what day and year it is, and even everything you know about me."
"What?! Do you have amnesia or something?!"
"Sure, let's go with that. Now then..." Ikari felt Furuichi's (Olrox's) grip disappear, and began to fall. He screamed as soon as it happened, before he felt like he was being lifted again. "Start talking."
"WE'RE IN ISHIYAMA CITY, SPECIFICALLY ST. ISHIYAMA ACADEMY, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY STUDENTS AT ISHIYAMA HIGH, THE WORST SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY WITH A DELINQUENT RATING OF 120%! IT'S XX/XX/20XX! YOU'RE NAME IS FURUICHI TAKAYUKI! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE WEAKEST GUY IN ISHIYAMA WHO IS SOMEHOW THE RIGHT HAND MAN OF THE STRONGEST GUY, OGA TATSUMI; YET YOU GET RIDICULOUS STRONG AFTER A FEVER FOR SOME REASON! THAT'S ALL I KNOW! I SWEAR! LET ME UP!"
"Wow. That was a VERY rude way to ask me to let you up. Hm... How about this? See those bushes under us?"
Ikari looked down. "Y-Yeah?"
"Land on them to cushion your fall." Ikari's face went blue. "Oh, and try to land on either your back or your legs to absorb most of the damage. Just don't land anywhere near your head. Good luck."
"WAIT!" Too late. Olrox let go. He watched as Ikari fell to the ground, screaming. Then, the sound of bushes rustling was heard, as well as the screaming disappearing. "Ow."
"See? Wasn't so bad, right?" Olrox then turned away from the window and looked up to see the shocked expressions of everyone in the room. "What?"
"That was pretty evil, Furuichi." Olrox looked towards the owner of the voice, and widened his eyes in surprise. "But it was a good way to show your strength. We never did finish our fight." Tojo smashed a fist onto his palm. "Let's... fight."
Olrox just stared at Tojo with wide eyes. "No way."
"Nah! Why not?!"
"Don't wanna."
"Come on! One round!"
"No!"
"One minute?"
"I wouldn't agree to one second. One fight with you was enough." Olrox meant his fight with Tojo in the Beelzebian Colosseum. Though Olrox was holding back a great deal of his power, it was still one of the hardest fights he has ever had. One was enough.
"Come on! I'll make some takoyaki for ya."
"No means no means no freaking way!"
"Wait a minute." All eyes turned towards Kunieda. "I thought you said you lost your memory. How come you still remember Tojo?"
Olrox had a blank look. "Who might you be, young lady?"
"Huh? Young lady? Furuichi, it's me." He still had a blank look. "Kunieda?" Still blank. " Kunieda Aoi?"
A look of realization appeared in the boy's (mentally a man) eyes. "Oh! Oga Aoi!" Everyone had various expressions. Tojo looked confused. The Red Tails looked beyond shocked, their jaws hanging. Oga looked worse than they did, all the color leaving him. Himekawa's glasses broke, while Kanzaki dropped his Yogurty. Natsume looked like he was trying his hardest not to laugh himself to death, while Shiroyama's pigtails were whirling around like helicopter blades. Finally, Kunieda's hair was standing like a beacon, her face redder than it had ever been. Her eyes were completely glazed over, and her body was as stiff as a statue. Olrox began to sweat at his own mistake. "Oops. I... probably shouldn't have said that." Aoi finally fell on her back, eyes wide open, but totally unconscious.
"FURUICHI JUST DEFEATED KUNIEDA!"
"AND HE DID IT WITHOUT THROWING ONE PUNCH!"
"HE'S OFFICIALLY BEATEN EVER TKKH MEMBER!"
"AOI NEE-SAN!" Olrox immediately recognized that voice. He saw a beautiful woman with red hair run towards the steaming woman. "Aoi Nee-san! Get a hold of yourself."
"O-o-o-o-o-"
"Nee-san?"
"Oga Aoi... Pwha!" A cloud of steam left Aoi's mouth when she said that, and went limp.
"Nee-san!" The beauty then glared at Olrox, before walking over towards him. "What the hell, Furuichi?!"
Olrox just continued to stare into the woman's beautiful eyes. "N-Nene."
"Huh? What's with that look?"
Olrox... chuckled. "This is unfair."
Nene raised an eyebrow. "Huh?"
"It would have been best if I hadn't seen you... at least not like this." Nene just continued to stare at Furuichi, wondering what he meant. "Oh, well, it's not all that bad." Olrox looked Nene right in the eye, and gaze a genuine smile; an act that actually made Nene blush. "At least I got to see one of the most beautiful women in my life."
"Nah! What the hell?!" Now she was really blushing."What the hell is wrong with you?! Are you really that sick?!"
"Probably. I should probably leave. But before I do, there's one thing I should do. Though, it'll probably raise some hell." Before Nene could ask what the hell Furuichi was talking about, she felt an arm wrap around her back, and a hand on her chin. Then... she felt Furuichi... kiss her. Not a kiss on the cheek or forehead, but a full on adult kiss. Nene was red as Aoi was, and totally paralyzed. It caused a huge uproar in the classroom, but Nene didn't notice it at all. All she could comprehend was that she was kissing Furuichi... and it felt good. She wasn't repulsed or disgusted. It was amazing. She felt like she was flying, totally weightless. She felt totally numb when Furuichi finally pulled away, and felt her face redden even more when Furuichi actually licked his lips. "Delicious. Come what may, it was totally worth it."
Furuichi slowly walked away from the blushing Nene, towards the window. "Well, then..." He then jumped onto the windowsill. "Later!" That's when he jumped off. It caught everyone off guard. They heard an "oof". "Thanks for the soft landing, Ikari."
"No problem."
The gang ran to the window, with the exception of Nene and Aoi, and watched as Furuichi ran. Chiaki tried to shoot him for messing with her two best friends, but was astonished when she saw him perfectly dodge all of her shots. They all watched as Furuichi disappeared into the city.
Meanwhile, in the castle of the Dark Lord, a hard conk was heard. "Ow." Victor had a huge swelling on his head, courtesy of Adelram himself. "I guess I deserved that."
"You deserve worse." Victor looked at the very annoyed Nene and Lamia. "In my opinion, Adelram was being way to kind." Nene actually had her hand on her chain when she said that.
Lamia stared at her sleeping husband. Though she was worried about him, she couldn't help but blush at the sight. "Jeez. What the hell? He's taken plenty of electric hits, even when he was human. How did this knock him out?"
Adelram popped up next to her. "Cause it was a head-shot?"
"That... actually makes sense."
They all went silent when Olrox began to stir. Then, the vampire slowly opened his eyes, and sat up. He placed a hand on his head as he groaned. "Ow. My head." He then looked around, and saw Lamia. "Whoa! What a beauty!"
"Huh? Olrox, are you alright?"
"Olrox? Who's Olrox?" The entire room went silent, with the group turning white.
"N-no way." The vampire turned towards the voice, and saw a very familiar beauty. "A-Are we doing an amnesia chapter?"
The vampire's eyes widened immediately. "Nene?!" The group looked surprise. "What's going on?! When did you change out of the uniform?! And is it just me, or do you look even more beautiful than before..." The vampire's eyes then went lower, and he even blushed. "And grew a bit?"
Nene blushed as her face was hidden by her hair, putting her arms around her breasts. "T-This attitude." Nene turned towards her sister-wife, who also had her eyes shadowed by her hair as she turned towards her friend and sister-wife. "You don't think..."
"Wait a minute. Nene, did you say amnesia chapter? Did Hilda lose her memories again?!"
The two women jolted at that. Lamia lightly tapped the vampire's shoulder. "Um, by chance, is your name Furuichi Takayuki?"
"Huh? Um, yes. Wait, how does a beautiful woman like you know my name?"
Now Nene and Lamia were totally stunned. This was their husband, but it was their husband from the distant past. Only Adelram could speak. "Huh. So it's a soul switch chapter." The Dark Lord walked up towards Furuichi, and bent down. "Furuichi Takayuki..."
"Y-yes?"
Adelram had a blank look on his face for a while, until he finally smiled. "Welcome too the Dark Kingdom. My name is Adelram. Adelram Umbra. I'm the Dark Lord."
"DARK LORD?!"
"Yup. I'm arguably the most dangerous man you'll ever meet. Welcome to my castle. Though, unfortunately, it might be a short stay."
Furuichi went blue in the face. "W-Why?"
"Oh, because of this." Adelram then created an ice mirror.
Furuichi looked at it. "Who's the guy with the long hair?" All Furuichi needed to do was move a bit to get a clue. His eyes widened. He then tested it out by moving a bit more. "IS THAT ME?!"
"Yup. Furuichi Takayuki, welcome... to your future... ten thousand years from your present."
"TE-!" Furuichi slowly turned towards Nene. "O-Oi. N-N-N-N-Nene? I-I-I-I-I-Is that really you?" Nene just nodded. "Ten thousand years... and still a drop dead beauty." Nene blushed at that comment before looking away.
"Wait... then..." Furuichi then turned towards the other beauty in the room, and examined her. "Pink hair. Emerald green eyes. Fair skin. . . . No way. Lamia?"
Lamia's eyes widened in surprise. "Okay. I'll admit. That's pretty impressive. You recognized me almost immediately." Lamia noticed that Furuichi was still staring. "What?"
"Oh. Sorry. It's just that... you've grown into one hell of a woman. You and Nene both have looks that put even Hilda to shame." The two women blushed at that comment.
"So, what now?" The two looked towards Adelram. "Do we wait and entertain him or something?"
Nene looked confused. "Wait? Wait for what?"
"Well, this is Olrox we're talking about. Knowing him, he's trying to figure out a way to get back home. I don't have any paper work, and the kids are out of the castle for one reason or the other. If Furuichi's gonna spend time in this place, might as well make it fun."
Lamia had a contemplating look. "Hm. I guess you're right."
"Of course I am." Adelram then put his hands on Nene and Lamia's shoulders. "Now then, why don't you two take Furuichi to your rooms and show him what you do with his future self at night." The two blushing women punched the Dark Lord in the face, making him fall on his back. "Ow."
"Um, Nene, Lamia? What was he talking about?"
"HE WASN'T TALKING ABOUT ANYTHING!" The two red women then dragged Furuichi out of the bed. "Now, come on. We need to show you around the castle."
"Wait! Wait! Wait! I can walk! This is kinda uncomfortable! Wait, those are stairs!"
Back with Olrox, walking around Ishiyama City. "I need to find a way to get to Germany. If I remember correctly, Hildegarde had a demon bird she used for transportation. Maybe I can use that."
"Oi, oi. Isn't that Oga's boy?" Olrox looked over to see a group of thugs staring at him.
"Oh, yeah. Jackpot. We can use this creep to get the drop on Oga."
"Yeah. He's supposed to be super weak, so this should be easy." The thugs walked over to him. "You're coming with us, loser."
Olrox stared at the fools. "No." He then just walked.
The thugs stared at his back in confusion, before they got pissed. "What was that, you damned piss-ant?!" One thug tried to grab Olrox, but instead got a shock. Olrox practically disappeared, but was actually grabbing the thug's wrist. With a quick movement, Olrox easily dislocated the thug's shoulder with a sickening pop before breaking the thug's forearm with his knee. The unfortunate fool fell to the ground screaming before falling unconscious from shock.
The thugs looked horrified, but didn't know what was coming next. Using the momentum he gained, Olrox used the downed thug as a stepping stool to flip kick the next thug right in the chin. The thug was slammed against a pole, his eyes rolling into the back of his head. Next, Olrox planted a viscous punch into the next thug's solar plexus, knocking him out instantly. Finally, he planted an extremely powerful kick right into the last thug's stomach. The thug vomited before falling to his knees, losing consciousness. Looking at his work, Olrox was... disappointed.
As per usual, due to force of habit, Olrox was holding back. However, if it were his body, he would have totally ripped off the first thug's arm, completely kicked the second thug's head off, punched a hole into the third thug, and kicked the last thug clean in half. Though, since this was his body from the distant past, he had to accept that he was no where near as powerful now as he is in his time. Accepting that sad truth, he just continued to walk, not even noticing the horrified looks the people were giving him.
"Huh? Furuichi?" Olrox looked in front of him to see a little girl. "What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be in school by now?"
Olrox studied the girl. She had short pink hair, emerald green eyes, and fair skin. "Lamia?"
"Yeah? Who else would I be?" She noticed that Furuichi was staring, and felt a bit... embarrassed? "Um, why are you staring at me? It's kinda creepy. . . . But, then again, it is you."
"Huh? Oh! Sorry. I, uh, was caught off guard."
"Off guard? By what?"
"By how cute you are."
"Nah?!" Lamia was beet red when he said that.
"You're just so adorable. You look like a living doll. Guess it makes sense, considering you grew up to be so beautiful."
"B-B-B-B?!" Lamia was steaming. "ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!" Olrox actually laughed at that, which made Lamia more embarrassed. She retaliated by giving him a good kick in the jewels.
"Oooow." Olrox actually buckled over, holding his "treasure". "Maybe I shouldn't have teased you so much." A tear fell down when he said that.
"Damn right! You ruined my good mood! Take responsibility."
"S-Sure. I guess that's fair."
"Good." She then began to drag the still quivering Olrox. "Let's go."
A few minutes later.
"An arcade?"
"Yes." Lamia walked over to the crane machine, and pointed at a cute dog plushy. "Win me that." Olrox won it one the first try, which greatly impressed the young demon. She happily hugged the plushy with a smile so pure, it actually made even Olrox blush. Lamia noticed the blush, and pouted. "Don't look at me like that."
"S-sorry."
"Hmph! Now my mood has been ruined again. Luck for you, I'm hungry. Buy me some ice cream."
"Sure, sure."
The two were sitting at a table in the mall, enjoying the ice cream Olrox bought... with Furuichi's money. Well, it was technically his too... right?
Anyway, as Lamia licked her ice cream, it came dangerously close to falling off. In fact, it fell off the cone. Lamia watched in horror as her treat fell towards the table. Yet, before it did, Olrox was able to catch it using his own ice cream. He then gently placed it back on Lamia's cone, who happily ate the treat.
"My! How bold!" The two looked over to see two women blushing as they gossiped with smiles.
"Did you see that? He already took a few licks from his ice cream before her treat fell off."
"And to catch her fallen treat with his own, just to put it back? It's almost like an indirect kiss!" Lamia blushed as red as Aoi when she heard that.
"Having a date and doing such daring things in public? Young people are so bold nowadays."
Lamia was shaking from embarrassment. With a yell, she threw the ice cream at Olrox, who was still able to easily dodge the sweet attack.
"YOUNG MASTER!" The two recognized the three voices. They turned around to see Isabella, Satura, and Yolda standing around Lord En... who had Lamia's ice cream on his head. The two were sweating when they saw that.
"Furuichi." Lord En glared at Olrox as his flames started to form. "What the hell do you think you're doing with my wife?"
"Uh."
"The ice cream? The table? The indirect kiss? You dare to take my wife on a date?!"
"For the last time, I'm not your wife! . . . AND THIS ISN'T A DATE!"
"FURUICHI! I'LL BURN YOU TO A CRISP!"
Olrox just stared at the flaming boy, his eyebrow twitching, before he saw an escape route. "Hey, is that game store advertising a new online multiplayer?"
Lord En's flames immediately died down, replaced with stars in En's eyes. "Really?! Where?!" Lord En turned around to see... an actual game store... actually advertising a new multiplayer. "Ooh! Ah. Oi! Furuichi!" Lord En turned around to see... no one.
Olrox ran out of the mall as fast as he could. He was out in the open in less than a minute. When he couldn't sense En or his maids, he released a sigh of relief. Then, he felt someone tap his shoulder, and looked at Lamia... who was was still being held in his arms. "You can put me down now, Furuichi."
"Uh... sure." Olrox gently placed the girl on her feet. "Oh, Lamia, by chance, do you know where Hildegarde's Ak-Baba is?"
Lamia raised an eyebrow at him, wondering why he called Hilda by her full name. "Sure. Hilda Nee-san said I could even borrow him every once in a while. This is one of the few days I'm allowed to call him. Why?"
"Could you please do me a favor, and call him now?"
Lamia stared at Olrox before shrugging her shoulders. "Sure. Why not?" Lamia then placed her fingers in her mouth and began to whistle. At first, it was pretty quite, until it practically exploded in volume. Olrox was honestly surprised nothing broke or blew up. Then, in just a few minutes, the Ak-Baba flew down.
"Thank you, Lamia." Olrox then jumped onto the giant bird's back.
"Oi! Where do you think you're going?"
"Germany."
"WHAT?!"
"I have some business there."
Lamia stared at Furuichi, before sighing and climbing aboard.
"You're coming?"
"Of course I am. Who else is going to guide Ak-Baba?"
"I kinda thought I would."
"Please. Ak-Baba would never-"
"Hut!" With a roar, the Ak-Baba took off.
Lamia stared at Furuichi in shock. "H-How did you do that?!"
"I have my ways." Olrox just scratched the demon bird's sweet spot, and gave off a calming, yet strong aura of an Alpha.
Not even bothering to question him, Lamia just relaxed and enjoyed the ride. It only took about an hour to maybe an hour and a half to reach Germany. Olrox thought it would take less time, but he remembered that the Ak-Baba is probably not as fast as him or Avion. After flying over the country for a few minutes, Olrox sensed who he was looking for.
Steering the demon bird towards a lush forest, then into a mountain range, Olrox located a laboratory hidden by the mountains. He landed the Ak-Baba at the entrance of the lab, and jumped off. Giving the Ak-Baba a loving stroke on the neck, which earned a purr from the creature, he helped Lamia off of the mighty bird. The two walked up towards the giant wooden doors.
"So, Furuichi, how do you plan on getting in?" She got her answer when she heard the sound of wood being destroyed. She looked over to see that Furuichi... punched a hole into the giant doors. "S-Since when you were this strong?"
"This kind of thing is easy to do when you've learned how to unlock your brain's full potential. It doesn't matter what timeline or body I have. As long as I know how to access my brain, I'll always be at superhuman levels."
"Timeline? Body? . . . You. You're not Furuichi, are you."
"It's complicated. Technically, I am. And yet, technically, I'm not. Since you're a demon, I thought I could let you in on it."
"That actually explains a lot." Olrox looked at the girl. "You've been a lot less creepy, and you're even cooler and more reliable than you usually are."
Olrox.. smirked. "Ho? Than I usually am?"
Lamia blushed when she realized what she said. "D-Don't let it go to your head!" Olrox just chuckled as he walked into the lab, followed by a still blushing Lamia.
The two walked for a bit before they heard an explosion. "There's my idiot friend." The two followed the sound until they found a smoking room and heard someone coughing. The two walked in to see a man in a lab coat. "Hello, Victor."
The man turned around. It really was Victor. There was nothing different about him. Absolutely nothing. "Oh, hey Olrox."
Olrox was surprised. "You know?"
"Of course! I'm Victor freaking Frankenstein! You know, you really shouldn't underestimate me... OR THE POWER OF SCIENCE!"
Olrox had a blank look. "It's you, alright. So, you know how to fix this? Me being in this time period is pretty dangerous. I kinda caused too much trouble already."
"Oh, you mean how you dropped someone out of a fourth floor window, or how you kissed your future wife, or how you sent four delinquents to the E.R.?"
"YOU DID WHAT?!"
Victor looked at the owner of the voice. "Oh, hello, Lamia."
Lamia looked at the scientist, confused. "Um, how do you know me?"
"Well, it only makes sense for me to know you, you being Olrox's wife and all."
". . . . . . Huh?"
Olrox face palmed. "Victor, for a genius... you're a major idiot."
"What? It doesn't matter if demons learn about the future. It's only chaotic if humans do."
Lamia was swaying from shock. "I-I-I-I-I-I" She pointed at Olrox. "I MARRY THIS GUY?! BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!"
"What are you talking about? Olrox hasn't changed a bit. He's Furuichi Takayuki ten thousand years from now."
"Eh?" It's one shock after the other. Lamia just found out that she gets married... to Furuichi? "B-B-B-B-B-BUT YOU SAID HE KISSED HIS FUTURE WIFE! HE NEVER KISSSED ME!"
"I meant his other wife. You share him with Ne-" Victor was interrupted by a kick to the head from Olrox.
"Stop telling the future. Just fix this!"
"Ow. Yeah, yeah. Come with me." Olrox and a blushing Lamia followed the good, mad doctor into another room. Before them was a machine that looked exactly like Future Victor's Zeitfenster.
"This thing again?"
"Yup. Best way to fix this is to recreate the incident that caused this mess in the first place."
"And how will their side know when to do it?"
"Olrox, it's us."
"True."
Meanwhile, in the castle game room, Furuichi, Nene, and Lamia were playing a historic war game that took inspiration from the Southern Plain's own history, going back as far as Dracula's reign. They were playing the Great War map. Nene was playing as Carmilla, while Lamia was playing as Medusa, with Furuichi playing as Olrox (of course).
"Furuichi! Enemy at your right!"
"I got him! Lamia! A commander has appeared closest to you!"
"Leave him to me!"
The three were having a blast. It really was a fun game, and it didn't pull any punches. The characters had some awesomely brutal finishers. The fact that they were all real attacks was just icing on the cake.
"I can't believe that guy is me. I seriously became one hell of a badass." Furuichi was killing hundreds of fodder enemies with Olrox. He should feel freaked out about finding out he not only becomes a vampire, but a bloody brutal one at that; but all he could care about is how awesome he was going to be... in a few thousand years.
"Damn right, you did. You became a totally different person from that freak in high school."
"That's mean, Nene. You can't really deny that I wasn't at least a tiny bit attractive."
"Well... no. I really can't deny that." Nene actually blushed when she said that. Furuichi noticed this, and was now blushing himself. He was taken out of his thoughts when he felt someone hit his head.
He looked at an annoyed Lamia. "No flirting while gaming. Pay attention to the level, dumb-asses."
Furuichi and Nene blushed as they continued to play the game. "You know, Nene, you seriously got better at games."
"Well, I get a lot of practice. Because of Adelram and Kaiser, both of my homes are as peaceful as it gets. Not much else to do but train or sit on the couch to play games."
"Hm. What is Adelram doing anyway?"
"I was helping Victor fix the machine that'll fix this mess." The group turned around to see the Dark Lord standing in the entrance of the game room. "Which is ready, by the way. Ready to go back home?"
"Really? That fast?"
"What? Were you expecting to be dragged into some overly complicated or grand adventure? Nah. This story is as short and as simple as it gets. It is just a one-shot, after all."
"Should you really be trying to break the fourth wall?"
"Hey, it's supposed to be a crossover with Beelzebub. This story needs at least one fourth wall break, right?"
"I guess. Or at least a somewhat meta joke. Anyway, how am I going to get back home?"
"Just come with me." The group walked back into Victor's lab just in time for him to activate the machine. It sparked as a portal opened. On the other side, they all saw Victor, Olrox in Furuichi's body, and... Lephea? No, it was Lamia. "Hey, Olrox."
"Yo."
"Hey, kid, you Lamia?"
"Um, yes?"
"Huh." Adelram turned towards his times Lamia. "You were really cute as a kid. No wonder Lephea was so adorable."
Lamia blushed as she looked away with her eyes closed. "Shut up."
"THAT'S ME?!"
Olrox nodded. "Drop dead gorgeous, right?"
"A bit of an understatement. Wait, who's Lephea?"
Olrox was silent, but Adelram wasn't. "Oh, she's your and Olrox's daughter."
Lamia was now really red as Olrox facepalmed. "Victor, would you fix this already?"
"Hm? Oh, sure. Though, I'm going to need your help, Adelram."
"Okay. What do you need?"
"Well, this whole fiasco started when Olrox and Furuichi got hit in the head with an extremely powerful surge of electricity at the same time, right?"
"Ah. I see what you mean." Adelram then placed his hand on Furuichi's head, while pointing a finger at Olrox's head. "Don't move."
Adelram could feel Furuichi shaking. "D-Do we really need to do this?"
Adelram took a moment to think. "Well, I could always just drag Olrox through that portal into this time period, and use my powers to painlessly switch your souls back into your original bodies." Furuichi looked hopeful when Adelram said that. "But that wouldn't be nearly as cool."
Olrox sighed. "Saw that coming."
Before Furuichi could say anything, he felt a surge of electricity course through his brain. Olrox just calmly stood still as Adelram shot him with electricity. The two blacked out.
Olrox felt like he was constantly being slapped before he gripped the wrist of the slap happy hand. He opened his eyes to see Adelram. He was totally silent as flicked Adelram's head hard enough to send the Dark Lord rocketing through the wall of the lab. "Yup! He's back!" Adelram warped back into the room. "Guess all that's left is to fix that."
The group looked at the still open portal to see an unconscious Furuichi. Well, unconscious at first. The boy slowly stood up, patting himself and looking in a mirror. "I'm back!"
"Good to know." Furuichi looked at the portal to see Adelram stick his hand through it. "Well, though it was painfully short, it really was nice knowing ya, Furuichi."
"W-What are you gonna do?"
"Sorry, kid. You and Lamia know too much about your future. I'm just going to reverse time a bit. Don't worry. I'll let you keep one specific memory to make sure this doesn't happen again. Well, it still won't happen again, what with it not affecting us in the least."
"So, I'm gonna forget everything? You, Nene, and Lamia?"
"Don't be so dramatic." Furuichi looked towards Olrox... towards himself. "You'll still have Nene and Lamia in your life. Lamia is right there, isn't she?" Furuichi looked down to see the demon child, staring back at him before looking away with a blush.
Furuichi smiled at the sight. "Yeah. I do." He looked back at the group. "Though, it was really nice meeting you all. I can't wait to see you guys again!"
The group smiled. "Until next time... General." With that, a bright light appeared from Adelram's palm. The light was so blinding, that Furuichi actually had to cover his eyes.
When he opened his eyes, he was back in the classroom... with no memory of his time in the future. As far as he knew, he did his usual morning routine. However, when he heard the ruckus behind him, he felt the need to use something to shield Baby Beel with. Grabbing his book bag, he covered Baby Beel just in time to make sure he wouldn't get hit by a flying can. With a relieved sigh, Furuichi just went back to waiting for either Sadohara or Saotome to come and start the class. Today, it was Saotome. The day went on as usual. A few lessons, some arguments with Oga, and a few shocks from Baby Beel. Nothing different happened that day. It was the same old, same old.
A/N: Yup. Just keep believing that, Furuichi. Anyway, as of now, this will be the last one-shot for this series. This was my last idea. Might as well say it's complete. To those who have been reading, thanks. Hope you guys find another story to enjoy.
