Naruto-Puberty and Ninja Stuff II
A Naruto Fanfic
A humorous version of the future
Involving lots of pubic stuff
By Niko SiMamu
Rated M (ooh)
Sequel Time!
Chapter 7: Teennapping
"Team Neko, it feels so long since you last all gathered here" Tsunade said to seven young ninjas.
"It has, one and a half years to be precise" Sasuke reminded her.
"Yes, yes, but back then you didn't look like this" Tsunade responded.
"Yup" Sasuke replied.
"So what's our mission, Lord Hokage?" Tsume asked.
"Ah, yes. I'm afraid I'm going to need you guys to infiltrate a special facility in Otogakure, God knows what they're up to but it certainly can't be good" Tsunade informed them.
"How should we do this? My team and I can't use transformation jutsu anymore because of overusing it" Sasuke asked.
"That's for you to work out. Bu-bye" Tsunade said and returned to her paperwork.
"But-"Sasuke tried to argue.
"BU-bye" Tsunade said and smiled.
"Come on, let's go" Sakura said and forced them out of the room.
"So, how do we get to Otogakure?" Naruto pondered.
"I don't know" Tsume replied.
"Do we have a map?" Sakura asked.
"Nope" Tsume informed her.
"Should we go get one?" Sakura said, trying to be reasonable.
"Nah, too much effort, and plus- this gives us more of the thrill of adventure!" Tsume said.
"God, I forgot how tiresome you Konoha ninjas are" Sasuke moaned.
"Stop moaning and get used to it, you're now a Konoha ninja too. DEAL WITH IT" Tsume said.
Sasuke said no more.
"So we're just going to wander aimlessly till we get there?" Zed questioned.
"Yup" Tsume replied.
"But by the time we get there we could be too late" Sakura reminded.
"Oh yeah," Tsume pondered, "On second thought, let's go get a map!"
They then proceeded to go back the way they'd come and stopped off at Tsume's house. Tsume went into his house and fetched a map while they stayed outside his house, sanding around like teenagers up to no good- which they were, sort of.
Tsume's house was like any normal family compound, like the Uchiha's, but not as big. It had a brown coat of painting over a wooden design, with glass windows and closed blinds.
Soon Tsume came back out his house and smiled to them, then saying: "Got it."
They looked at him blankly which he replied by looking at them with a confused expression.
"Shall we go?" he asked rhetorically.
"'Kay" they replied.
They entered the northern, rougher part of the village on their way there, because Tsunade had recovered from her hangover late she hadn't told them their mission till around six pm, going back to Tsume added an extra hour so by the time they reached the northern part of village it was around seven thirty pm.
They decided that to avoid trouble with some of the rough members of the city they'd jump from house to house. As they jumped from house to house they saw a teenage girl on her mobile resting against the wall.
She had a low cut shirt revealing a large amount of her c cup bosom and a short mini skirt as well as a leather jacket.
"Now she's just asking to be abducted by pervs and then raped" Sakura said.
"Like Suigetsu?" Sasuke joked.
"Shut up, baka Uchiha" Suigetsu murmured.
They heard a shriek from the streets below them and looked down, the girl had vanished. There was no one around but them.
"Where did she go? She can't have disappeared so fast and what was that shriek?" Tsume asked no one in particular.
"Seems we've found ourselves an off topic mystery to solve, gang" Suigetsu said jollily.
"This is serious" Sasuke said sharply to Suigetsu.
Suigetsu said no more until…
"How queer, she seems to have… disappeared".
"Why must you be so annoying?" Sasuke asked rhetorically.
"Comes naturally, I s'pose" Suigetsu responded.
"Tsume, use your freakin' cat ears to detect any hidden sounds" Zed said, taking the iniative.
"Oh yeah, well done with taking the iniative" Tsume replied.
Tsume shut his eyes and concentrated on nothing but sound, everyone not moving at all so he could hear it all. He heard a rustled muffle and opened his eyes swiftly.
"Below" he said .plainly and jumped to the ground.
The others followed all landing soundlessly as they didn't want to alert any of their presence. Tsume stuck his cat claw in the keyhole and twisted to the left. It flickered open and they entered a people less room.
"What the devil, I could've sworn I heard…" Tsume mumbled.
"Look, the windows open and stuff is scattered around as if they had to escape quickly. Must've heard you opening the door" Zed informed them, pointing to an opened window that was letting a draft in.
Tsume clenched his teeth and walked over to it. He sniffed the air around it and raised an eyebrow.
"What the f**k?" he said to himself.
"What's wrong?" Sakura asked.
"That girl, I think it was my cousin," Tsume said, "the area smells of Neko blood and we know it was a teenage female."
"Guess it just got personal?" Suigetsu half asked, half stated.
"Guess so" Tsume said through clenched teeth.
"Wait, shouldn't she have heard or smelt them coming with her enhanced senses?" Sasuke questioned.
"She'd need full concentration to achieve half a cat's hearing and smell without fusing with her cat" Tsume explain.
"Or they had no smell" Zed pointed out.
"How could they cover up their smell?" Tsume said.
Zed shrugged.
"Can you smell anyone but your cousin over there?" Sasuke asked.
"I'll go check again" Tsume responded and strolled back over to the window and took a few sniffs, "only my cousin" he said slowly.
"This just turned into a mystery, gang!" Suigetsu chuckled.
"Die!" Sasuke said and smacked him on the top of his head.
"Ow, bitch!" Suigetsu cried in pain.
"Sssh!" Sasuke sshed and smacked him round the head again.
"Ow, Sorry" Suigetsu replied in a whisper, holding his head in pain and fighting back the tears.
The seven of them jumped through the window behind Tsume, who was sniffing his cousin's scent down. He turned to the right- the direction they were going in, but then stopped after they went a few metres down the backstreets.
"The scent ends here" Tsume said in an annoyed tone.
"Where'd they go?" Naruto pondered.
"Maybe they heard our footsteps and covered your cousin in whatever they have that protects their smell" Zed replied.
"So, what now, how do we find them?" Zed pondered.
"We'll have to look for clues" Sasuke responded.
"This turning more and more into Scooby-Doo every f**king second!" Suigetsu laughed.
They all glared at the annoying son of a shark bitch.
"Okay, inappropriate comment I take it?" Suigetsu said.
They all nodded.
"So, let's find some blue's clues!" Suigetsu said and was met with a smacked on his head by Sasuke once again.
