Seth: "Jess is traumatized. Jeff doesn't do intense kisses like that with her contrary to what he said to cover his own non existent ass."

Matt: "Yes, that's exactly what made me tell you about what happened. Jess and Jeff don't PDA and Jeff knows it. Do you think he's high?"

Seth: "No, I think Jeff meant to kiss her so she'd shut up and stop trying to be his Mary Sue."

Matt: "What the hell does that mean?"

Seth: "Trying to be his savior by being stronger then him and presenting a larger then life grandiose plan."

Matt: "Your woman is trying to save my brother from himself. That's what your saying."

Seth: "Yes. She cares about you and Jeff both and wants you to both be healthy. So she figures threatening to kick Jeff's ass would save him the embarrassment of her cussing him out."

Matt: "This conversation never happened between us. Catch my drift?"

Seth: "I got you. No worries."

He grabs his stuff and heads out to meet up with Jeff. He walks out to find Jeff and Jess in a rather heated debate. Jessica shoves Jeff which takes him off guard a little.

Jessica: "What the actual fuck,Jeff?"

Jeff: "All right, calm down and start breathing. I didn't mean anything by that kiss."

Jessica: "The hell if you didn't. I'm not buying that whole "thanks for giving a shit" act you put on for Matt. You used that kiss as a means to shut me up and I'm not going to stand for it."

Jeff: "All right, I admit it. I did kiss you to shut you up. I would probably have taken you on as an opponent too."

Jessica: "That's great. You are nuts."

Jeff: "I'm nuts? You and Matt damn near got me on TMZ admitting I fucked another woman over this and I'm the one who's nuts?"

Jessica: "You kissed me in public. Did you actually think it wasn't going to get out or back to Beth? Did you actually think no one would find out?"

Jeff: "I'm sorry. Is that what you want to hear? I'm sorry I fucking kissed you. Can I have my balls back?"

Jessica: "Honey, if I had your balls you'd know it."

Jeff: "Why are you so pissy? You didn't jump down my throat when I did it."

Jessica: "You are seriously tripping if you think for one second I'm buying this little act of yours. Hand it over."

Jeff: "Now who's tripping? I don't have anything."

Jessica: "You can come clean now by handing me your stash or you can get busted by WWE for using again which would destroy everything you built. I'm not stupid."

Jeff: "I'm not using. I had an Alieve which is legal last time I checked."

Jessica: "You are a 40 year old grown ass man. This little boy charade of yours needs to end tonight. I won't tell Matt or Beth if you are honest with me."

Jeff: "You stand over there and pass judgement on people before you know any of the facts. I'm not relapsing or drunk. I kissed you to keep from getting angry. I realize you mean well and your heart is in the right place. I'd be suspicious too if the shoe was on the other foot. I'm sorry if my kissing you like that made you uncomfortable or freaked you out. I'm clean. You could test me right now and I'd pass. I swear on my life."

Jessica: "So, you just kissed me like that to shut me up and not get angry."

Jeff: "Yes. I swear to God, you don't have to worry about anything. Beth and I are still married and I still love you like the baby sister I always wanted."

Jessica: "I still love you too, little brother."

Jeff: "So, you forgive me?"

Jessica: "Yeah. I forgive you. If you ever do that again I will rip off your balls and beat you with them."

Jeff: "Duelly noted."

Matt and Seth come around the corner as Jessica is shaking his hand. Seth gives Jeff a look like he's about to kick his ass ten ways until Sunday.

Seth: "You think this is going to go away with a handshake?"

Jessica: "Matt told you what happened."

Seth: "Yeah. I know the whole story."

Jeff: "No. You don't know the part where I apologized and was forgiven with the threat of being beaten with my own manhood if I tried it again."

Seth: "I'm not surprised by that promise to beat you with your own manhood."