"Is it time to start episode 5 yet?" Hollyleaf asked impatiently.

"Yes."

"Where's Scourge?" Dawnfire asked Duskstorm.

"He has the night off. We found a temporary replacement."

"HOW MANY MORE OF MY DEAD ENEMIES ARE COMING BACK!?!" Firestar screamed. It was Hawkfrost.

"The episode starts in 5....4....3....2....1....ACTION!!"

"Hi, and welcome back to The Lake's Funniest Home Videos! I'm your host, D--"

"JUST START THE STUPID SHOW ALREADY!" shrieked Russetfur.

"Okay, okay," Dawnfire hissed. "First up is one I accidentally missed last time, from icethroat21: The Future!"

*on TV*

Sandpaw: Hey Whitestorm, what's that?

Whitestorm: *sighs* Sandpaw, THAT'S Snakerocks, and you might get eaten by a snake.

Sandpaw: NO! Leafpaw's dead! Crowwy killed her!

Whitestorm: What? Sandpaw, are you okay?

Sandpaw: *glares at Whitestorm* The names Sandstorm!

Whitestorm: Um...

Sandpaw: Oh, whoops, I just jumped back to the future again. My bad.

Whitestorm: *rolls eyes*

*end of video*

"That was disturbing, Sandstorm," Firestar hissed.

"Well, I couldn't help it. I found this thingie--"

"Okay, that's enough," Duskstorm interrupted. "Our next one is called 'Of What?', also sent in by icethroat21.

on TV*

Cloudtail: Now, Rainpaw, I want to take you somewhere. I want to show you my mother, Princess.

Rainpaw: Of what?

Cloudtail: Princess.

Rainpaw: Of what?

Cloudtail: Princess.

Rainpaw: Of what?

Cloudtail: Princess.

Rainpaw: Of what?

Cloudtail: PRINCESS!

Princess: WHAT, CLOUDTAIL?

Rainpaw: *hi-fives Princess* What is she the Princess of, Cloudtail?

Cloudtail: What?

*end of video*

"If this was a texting thing, I'd type ROTFL," Dawnfire laughed. "Next was ALSO sent in by icethroat21: Kit, not Medicine Cat!"

*on TV*

Fireheart: Bramblekit! Come on! Yellowfang's dying just because I'm saving you, a little kit, instead of the wonderous medicine cat!

Bramblekit: *shudders* I'm scared.

Fireheart: Well OF COURSE you're beeping scared! I'm gonna leave you in the fires if you don't hurry up!

Bramblekit: Yes, Fwiwehit!

Fireheart: *growls*

*end of video*

"That was funny," Duskstorm laughed.

"Anyway, we've got two shorties from icethroat21. The first is called Lost in Moorland."

*on TV*

Crowkit: *lost in the territory* I'm scared. *falls into the lake*

*end of video*

"And the second is called 'The Head Banger'," Dawnfire announced.

*on TV*

Leafpool: *sorting herbs* OW! *bangs head on roof of medicine den*

*end of video*

"Those were short," Hollyleaf complained.

"Ever wonder why they're called SHORTIES!?" Duskstorm asked sarcasticlly.

"No."

"Anyway, I have a video from WarriorsFreak, called Unwanted Flower," Dawnfire interrupted.

*on TV*

*at the Gathering*

Breezepelt: Hey, Hollyleaf, come over here.

Hollyleaf: What?

Breezepelt: I need to see you on my territory at moon high. Tomorrow. I need to show you something.

Hollyleaf: Well... Okay!

*The next night*

Breezepelt: HOLLYLEAF! ARE YOU HERE YET!

Hollyleaf: Shut up you stupid piece of fox-dung!

Breezepelt: Sorry, anyways, here you go. *gives Hollyleaf a flower.*

Hollyleaf: You had me, sneak out of camp in the middle of the night. Disobey the warrior code, come to the middle of your territory, to give me a flower?

Breezepelt: Yes.

*end of video*

"That was such an annoying night," Hollyleaf complained.

"Too bad you died so soon after that," Breezepelt snickered.

"Anyway, we have one called Gender-Confused Tom sent in by Mudfur6264," Dawnfire announced.

*on TV*

Rowanclaw: *in a dress, wig, and makeup in front of a mirror and humming* I don't think I have enough eyeshadow on.

Tawnypelt: Why did I ever choose you to father my kits?

*end of video*

"That was too funny," Hollyleaf all but screamed.

"Next, we have one also from Mudfur6264, called Trampoline in a Tutu," Duskstorm said to the Clans.

*on TV*

Firestar: *in a tutu* Me like bouncy! Me like bouncy!

Sandstorm: Where'd Firestar get that trampoline?

Firestar: I DON'T KNOW!

*end of video*

"Silly Firestar, trampolines are for Twolegs," Duskstorm said in a good imitation of the kid on the 'Trix' commercial.

"Next, we have one from Nianque, called 'Tri-love Relationship'," Dawnfire told the cats.

*on TV*

Firestar: *in SkyClan territory, at the end of Firestar's Quest* Leafstar, I love you.

Leafstar: But I love Sharpclaw!

Sandstorm: YOU LOVE HER TOO? WHY, STARCLAN? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!????!!!

*end of video*

"That must've been utterly heartbreaking," Duskstorm remarked.

"Yes, it was," Sandstorm said sourly.

"Anyway, we have another from Nianque, called Squirrel Chat."

*on TV*

Tigerstar: I can't take it anymore! Both Brambleclaw and Lionblaze have given up on me! I think I'm going crazy!

Squirrel: Squeak Squeak *nibbles on a nut*

Tigerstar: I need to hatch a new plan to get rid of Firestar, squirrel. I will tell that Ivykit or Dovekit to plant deathberries in his next squirrel.

Squirrel: SQUEAK! *drops nut and attacks Tigerstar*

*end of video*

"That was too funny," Hollyleaf chuckled. "You know, he only likes the male cats, have you noticed that? Hawkfrost, Brambleclaw, Lionblaze, and he tried Jayfeather, but never me."

"Yeah, very interesting," Dawnfire said quickly. "Our next video is called Cliff and Kit, sent in by Jayfeather Fan19.

*on TV*

Jayfeather: *through a mouthful of herbs, talking to Willowshine* I wish Cinderheart was here. She's so nice, and pretty, and I love her!

Willowshine-traitor, I thought you loved me!

Jayfeather-You thought wrong. Now lead the way, I can't smell anything with these stupid herbs!

Willowshine-Okay, grab my tail.

Jayfeather-*grabs Willowshine's tail*

Willowshine- keep going. *pulls her tail over a cliff*

Jayfeather-*follows Willowshine's tail over the cliff*

Willowshine-Thats for loving Cinderheart!

Jayfeather-*climbs up the cliff after several failed attempts, then says through mouthful of herbs* I'm ok! Where did you go?

Willowshine-muahahaha!

Jayfeather-I suppose I'll have to find my own way back *keeps bumping into things,and getting tangled in brambles*

Willowshine-*goes back to RiverClan*

Jayfeather-*gets tangled in brambles,and can't get out* Foxdung!

All of Thunderclan-Hey Jayfeather do you need some help?

Jayfeather-no!

Firestar-the warrior code says that we must help a kit in need,so we must help Jaykit.

Jayfeather-I'm not a kit!

Firestar-You look like one.

Jayfeather-I do not!

Firestar-your blind,so how do you know?

Jayfeather-...

Firestar-*helps Jayfeather* Now Jaykit,never leave camp alone!

Firestar-*picks Jayfeather up in his mouth*

Jayfeather-*flailing his legs* Put me down!

Firestar-*puts Jayfeather in the nursery*

Berrynose-Good night JayKIT!

*there is the sound of fighting,and Berrynose is never seen again*

*end of video*

"Haha, that last part was especially funny," laughed Dawnfire. "Finally, we have one sent in from Icestorm51, called Annoyed to Life.

*on TV*

Sandstorm: Firestar, shut up.

Firestar: What if I dont wanna?

Cloudtail: No, you really should shut up.

Firestar: GAHOOPAFLOINK!

Squirrelflight: Just be quiet already.

Firestar: Bite me! ALKADERONI!

Leafpool: I am really going to hurt you if you don't be quiet.

Firestar: I'm HARRY POTTER AND RONALD WEASLY COMBINED!

Whitewing: Even if I don't know you that well, I'm going to have to ask you to be quiet.

Firestar: See? My second cousin was NICE! GEERHABOTTOM!

Jayfeather: JUST SHUT THE *** UP ALREADY!

Firestar: ARNOLD S. IS IN THE HOUSE!

Lionblaze: Arnold Schwartzenagger would really like you to be quiet right now!

Firestar: And again, what if I don't wanna?

Ivykit: Be quiet! *mews politely*

Dovekit: I agree! *mews politely*

Firestar: *humph*

Hollyleaf: You know, it takes a lot to wake a cat up from death. You have achieved that. Don't be too happy, I'm still insane.

Lionblaze: I thought you were dead?

Hollyleaf: I just said that, moron.

Firestar: MEGAN FOX IS AWSOME! (All male cats in room agree)

All: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!

*end of video*

"That was awesome, except I'M NOT INSANE!" Hollyleaf yowled.

"Well, that marks the end of episode 5. See you all probably tomorrow, everyone!" Dawnfire yowled.

"Hollyleaf, you've lost my iPod and my cellphone. NOW WHERE'S MY LAPTOP!?!"

"The lake..."

"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.........."

*Two hours later*

"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!'

"My ears hurt," Hollyleaf complained.