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Chapter 5:
Night
12:04 A.M.
Everyone was resting quietly, except for a few. Trent was one of them. He was wondering about the figure that appeared during the training mission. 'What did it mean?' he thought, referring to what it had said. Just then, his door opened up and Ahsoka entered his room. She was wearing her usual sleeping clothes: red sleep pants and a tank top.
"Trent, wake up," she said urgently. "We have a problem." Trent slowly started to get up, wearing a t-shirt and sleep pants, and said,
"I wasn't really asleep, but what's the problem?"
"You have to see it to believe it." she replied while grabbing his hand and then basically started to drag him all the way to the main entrance. Once there, he saw what the problem was. Master Skywalker was standing on top of a home-made stage singing 'Poker Face', wearing nothing but his underwear.
"Oh, that's disturbing," Trent muttered. "Why is he-," he started to ask, but was cut off by Ahsoka.
"I think he might be drunk," she replied. Trent rubbed his chin, thinking.
"Okay, why can't someone just go up there and-," he started to say, again, but he noticed a random guy in a corner doing push-ups. "STOP DOING FREAKING PUSH-UPS, MAN!" he yelled at him. The push-up guy just replied, "NOO!"
Trent just sighed. "Like I was saying, why can't someone just 'manually' remove him from the stage?"
"Because he keeps throwing random things at people try to get him off the stage." Ahsoka replied, pointing toward an unconscious Plo-Koon with a brick lying right next to him. Trent rubbed his chin again and then snapped his fingers.
"I got it!" he announced. "We'll get a stun gun from the temple's security team and hopefully it'll be enough to get Anakin off stage."
"Alright then, let's go!" Ahsoka yelled back in agreement. "And let's hurry, he's getting worse!" Anakin had just switched over to 'Not Afraid' and turned the microphone volume up so that almost the entire temple could hear him.
12:37 A.M.
At the security station,
A single person was on guard duty that night. She eyed Ahsoka and Trent suspiciously as they walked toward her. "Um, hey." Trent said, not knowing what really to say. "Can we borrow a... um.. stun gun for a couple minutes?"
"Sorry, we don't loan weapons to people. I mean, what kind of world this be if a handed a blaster to every person who just asked for one? I mean come on!" the guard replied rather rudely.
"Somebody's a cranky nerf-herder," Ahsoka whispered. But, the guard heard her.
"What did you say?" the guard exclaimed.
"Nothing, nothing," Ahsoka quickly replied. The guard gave her some sort of death-glare and Ahsoka returned the stare. Trent quickly intervened.
"Okay, we'll be leaving now. Thanks and goodbye!" Trent said while dragging Ahsoka away. She still had the death-look in her eyes. "Um, Ahsoka...calm down," Trent said calmly. Her face returned to normal. "What were you trying to do, start a 'cat fight'?" Trent asked. 'Actually, I might want to see that...No! Stop thinking like Zack!' He argued in his head.
"Ok, I let my temper get the best of me, but I'm calm now." Ahsoka replied breathing deeply. "So, what are we going to do now?"
Trent smiled and said, "Plan B: Mind Trick." He walked back over to the guard and waved his hand. "You will let us go inside," he said quietly. The guard just stared at him. He tried again. "I said, you will let us go inside."
The guard waved her hand and said, "You will go away before I shoot you." Then, she pulled out her blaster.
'Okay, time to run,' Trent thought in his head as he turned and ran away.
"What happened?" Ahsoka asked when Trent ran up to her, out of breath.
"Didn't work *cough* Time for plan C: *cough* distraction."
1:38 A.M.
Selena's room,
"Selena, you awake?" Trent whispered when they entered her room. Selena slowly got up out of bed and turned on a lamp, revealing that she was nude. Trent face-palmed and said, "Can you please go get some clothes on please."
"I will once you tell me why woke me up," Selena replied aggravated. Trent face palmed again and opened her door up to let the outside noise in. It sounded like Anakin singing,
"BABY, BABY, BABY, NOOOO"LIKE BABY, BABY, BABY, OOOHHHH!" and then he closed the door and the sound became slightly muffled.
"Oh, I guess getting him drunk wasn't the best idea." Selena said to herself. Trent and Ahsoka both got surprised looks on their faces.
"Wait, you're the one who got him drunk?" Ahsoka asked.
"Yep, just look around," Selena replied. She clapped her hands together and all the lights came on. The whole room was covered in beer and vodka bottles.
"How in the hell-," Trent began asking, but was interrupted.
"Classified information." Selena said in a official tone. This time, Ahsoka face-palmed.
"Nevermind, can you just help us out by distracting a security guard?" Trent asked. Selena just shrugged.
"Sure," she replied. "But first, we should go check on Zack. He's having some sort of horror movie marathon and I'm pretty sure he's scared out of his mind by now."
"Fine. Let's go. And please put some pants on," Ahsoka said while leaving the room.
2:03 A.M.
Zack's Room,
"Zack? You in here?" Trent asked when they entered Zack's room. Also, Anakin was now singing 'Telephone' in the background. Ahsoka turned on the lights and Zack appeared out of no where, lightsaber drawn, and was screaming as loud as he could.
Zack: "AAAHHHHHHH!"
Everyone else: "What the-!"
Zack: "Oh, *deep breath* it's just you guys."
Selena: "Well, yea! Who'd you expect, num-nuts?"
Zack: "Excuse me for being prepared for zombies!"
Trent: "Zack, just calm down- wait, what?"
Zack: "Nevermind."
Ahsoka: "Okay, that was interesting."
Trent: "Agreed."
Selena: "Now that that's taken care of, let's go distract that guard."
Zack: "Wait! I'll come with you. I'm kind of afraid to stay here...alone."
Trent: "Fine, come on."
2:08 A.M.
Hallway,
The group walked down the hallway, but they noticed a figure coming toward them slowly. It was Barriss, but Zack failed to realize it was her.
"Hey guys, what's going-," she started to say, but was interrupted by Zack yelling,
"ZOMBIE! DIE, ZOMBIE!" and he proceeded to pull a large stick out of nowhere and wack Barriss in the face with it. She fell to the ground unconscious.
"Oh my god! Barriss! Are you okay?" Ahsoka yelled while running over to her. Selena was furious.
"Zack!"
"Oh no..." Zack whispered and started to run off.
"You better run you team-killing f*ck tard!" Selena yelled at him, about to give chase, but Trent stopped her.
"We'll get him later. Right now, we kind of have bigger problems." he said, referring to Anakin's singing.
(In the background,) "BRUSH MY TEETH WITH BOTTLE OF JACK, BEFORE I LEAVE FOR THE NIGHT, I AIN'T COMIN' BACK!"
"Okay, you have a point," Selena said.
"Ahsoka, take Barriss to the Medical Lab, Selena and I will take care of Anakin." Trent said in a sort of commanding tone.
2:30 A.M.
Security Station
Trent and Selena peaked around a corner to see the guard was still there. "Are you sure you can distract her?" Trent asked worryingly. Selena just smiled.
"Trust me, just give me about 30 seconds before you go in." Selena replied confidently.
30 seconds later,
'Alright, she should have distracted her by now,' Trent thought while peaking around the corner. Neither Selena or the guard was to be found. 'Well, she did a good job.' he thought running up to the door. He heard some moans coming from a nearby supply closet. 'Are they-? Naw, it's better if you don't think about it.'
Trent quickly lock-picked the door using the Force and grabbed a stun blaster all while paying no attention to the thumps coming from the supply closet.
2:54 A.M.
Main Hall
Trent wasted no time taking aim at Anakin on stage. 'Time to go nighty-night Anakin," he thought just as he was about to pull the trigger. Unfortunately, he was to slow as a bouncy ball came from the door behind Trent, barely missing him, and hit Anakin in the head, full force. He fell to the ground unconscious.
"What!" was all Trent could say. 'I went through all that for nothing.' he thought while face-palming. Selena walked up behind him.
"Hey!" she yelled, surprising him.
"I thought you were distracting the guard," Trent said, obviously confused. Selena just smiled again.
"I did. I gave her a 'special something' for her to try out," Selena said slyly. Trent just stared at her wide-eyed.
"That's it! I'm going to bed!" he announced. Trent was beyond aggravated at this point. But, before he could head off, the bouncy ball hit him in the head, knocking him out too." Selena shook her head.
"Karma."
Return of the bouncy ball! Don't you just love things that don't make sense? What will happen next chapter? Will someone stop the bouncy ball? What did Selena give the guard? We probably won't find out. Hope everyone had a good New Years! C'ya later!
