Hello! We are at the ladyboy section with my new friend Kimmy, I also added a twist to Spur on Phil...i'm not telling youuuu, you have to read to find out!

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They stood in front of Slam Sams, the place that Alan saw in his vision that everyone was confused about because he said that everyone was kids "What do you think Alan?" Phil asked

"Uh, this is the place"

"You don't sound so sure" Max replied as her eyes hers scanned over the prostitutes seducing customers into their business, she knew their game, she used to do the same thing when she worked at a bar, she wasn't a prostitute but the technique was still the same, you find a man sitting or walking by themselves and strike up a conversation, act cute and giggle at everything they say, flirt as much as possible and act as if you are interested, when it gets to a point where the man is enraptured by you, convince them to buy you a drink and if you are a prostitute or stripper you convince them to buy your time but make sure that they think it was their idea. It's the perfect ploy and works every time, even on women

"Come on, let's go" Phil nudged Alan forward and pulled Max in along with him, seeing as they were walking into a bar full of drunken, horny men, he wanted to have Max as close to him as possible. Inside the bar had women grinding their scantily clad bodies on poles and squatting down to give the costumers a better view of what they can get if they give a little more money

"I don't remember any of this" Stu cried out over the loud music

"Yeah Alan, are you sure this is the place?"

"Yeah, pretty sure" Alan began bobbing up and down to the music

They stopped in the middle of the bar where a man saw them and smiled widely "Bros, Chica, finally!" the man yelled cheerfully "Is he coming or what? I've been waiting all day for him"

Phil looked at the man in confusion "Uh, I'm sorry, waiting for who?"

"Chow, that dick ass fuck" Max snorted as tried to contain her laughter "Why what's wrong?"

Phil vehemently shook his head "Nothing, nothing's wrong"

"Ok, good, look at this" he grabbed an object wrapped in a white cloth and showed the group "look what I bring for him, check it out huh? Huh?" the group backed away when he revealed a Mini Uzi

"No, no, no" Stu cried in fear

"$6000 American"

"Wow it looks so real" Alan picked it up and pressed the trigger, the Mini Uzi fire at the roof above and around the bar as Alan lost control, every one crouched down in fear of being shot by one of the stray bullets, Phil grabbed Max and covered her body with his much larger one, she was screaming in fear and clutching onto his shirt tightly "Sorry, ahem, sorry" Alan had stopped firing the gun and was now looking at everyone sheepishly

"Alan! What the fuck!?" Phil screamed angrily, he pulled Max up with him but kept her close since she was still trembling, her face was buried in his chest and her eyes were squinted shut "Max it's alright now" he spoke to Max soothingly and stroked her back comfortingly

"Hmm I hate gun…" she mumbled into his chest, she was beginning to calm down

"It's ok! It's ok, the gun, very sensitive, very sensitive" he grabbed the gun off Alan and kept it far away from him "everybody ok?"

"Yeah ok"

"Ok? Then get the fuck back to work!" the girls climbed back up and onto her trembling feet "Come on! Music please!" once the music was playing and the girls were dancing did he turn back to the gang "who has my $6000?"

Phil shook his head "No, no, no, that's Chow's deal, we got nothing to do with that"

The bar owner scowled "Un-fucking believable man, this guy, if he backs out again, this shit is gonna catch up to him ok?" he waved the gun in their faces "He's made a lot of enemies in this town and now they're gonna be yours"

"That's not fair!" Stu whined

Phil cut in before Stu could continue "Ok, listen, we're just looking for a little kid"

"Two thousand dollars"

"What!?" Stu yelled out

The man continued "I don't know, maybe more, how young you want this kid to be?"

"No! no, no, no, sorry you misunderstood" Stu cut in "we're looking for our friend, 16 years old, Teddy?"

"Teddy? Yeah, he was here with you guys last night"

Phil smiled "You were in the corner all night with Kimmy, I didn't see you leave"

"Kimmy? Kimmy? Is she here?"

"Yes, she's in the back, she just came for her shift, go talk to her"

"Listen I'm sorry about everything that happened"

The man pointed to Phil "You listen to me ok, pay attention what I'm gonna talk to you now, when you see Chow, you tell him Samir says hello"

"Ok"

"But do it like that ok? Hello, like threatening, like ironic, hello"

"Ok" the other walked away but Alan stayed behind

"Hello"

"Hello"

"Hello"

"More O, Hello"

"Hellooo"

"Go away, go away, fucking make me crazy" Alan scampered off to where the other three were talking to a beautiful Taiwanese woman

"Of course I remember him, he was buying shots for everyone" Kimmy was explaining what she remembered from last night "nice kid, his parents must be so proud"

Stu agreed "Yeah, you have no idea"

Phil pulled his chair closer to Kimmy with Max standing beside him, still holding onto him as she was a little rattled from the gun "Ok, so do you remember if he left with us?"

"Yeah, you all were leaving together, but you almost forgot this one right here" she pointed to Stu "right, superstar?"

"Hmm" Stu was worried now

"This one was following me around like a little puppy dog all night" Stu's body started shaking "saying how he fall in love with me and ask me to marry him"

"Again Stu?" Max whispered into Phil's ear

"Classic Stu" Alan giggled

"We didn't get married, did we?"

"Of course not, we just had some fun in the Chardonnay room with the your cute friends" she nodded to Phil and Max

"What, uh….what happens in the Chardonnay room?" Phil asked, though he had an idea already

"Let's just stay on task here" Stu reaaaly didn't want to know but Kimmy answered anyway

"Oh, you know, dance for him, he tickle me, we had sex"

"Fuck!"

"I massage his shoulders"

"It's ok, you're not married yet, it's no big deal"

Stu disagreed with Phil "It's cheating, ok?" he looked to Kimmy "No offense to you, you're a lovely woman but it's a violation of my moral code"

Kimmy shrugged "Don't be sad Stu, you love it, you were crying, saying how special it was, you were holding onto Phil's hand as he had a special moment with Max"

Phil chuckled "Wait, I'm sorry, he was crying?"

Kimmy nodded and stood from her chair "You should have seen him" she stroked Stu's hair "He was so sexy, the way he moved around, I had to ask him to slow down so I don't drop my load too quick" she opened her locker

"Load? What Load"

Kimmy turned to look at Stu "Oh, you know, my sperms"

Stu smiled and scoffed "Eh, I think your English is off, you're talking about my sperms, where would your sperm come from?"

"From my balls"

Phil leaned back "Hold on, back up, wait, wait, are you...?" Kimmy took of her robe and turned around

"Hey, you in Bangkok, sweetie" she showed her small cock "There's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt"

"OH!" Stu screamed and fell off his chair, Phil gasped and pushed his chair away, they finally realized that all the girls had cocks "Oh, my god"

Alan was confused "I don't get it, is this a magic show?"

Kimmy rolled her eyes and looked at Stu "Come on, Stu, It was beautiful, we climaxed at the same time, I held you whilst you cried and watch Max and Phil have sex and I climaxed again" Max was pressing her face into Phil's shoulder to stop her giggling since she wasn't as grossed out about it as Phil and Stu, she knew Bangkok was home the largest population of ladies boys, no one comes to a bar in Bangkok expecting to fuck a cunt, they wanted a beautiful woman to fuck them in the ass

"How's that work?" Stu asked

"Shoot my load into you, you shoot your load on the floor"

"Ok"

"You shot your load in me? In my bottom" Stu and Phil were nearly vomiting "Oh, god" Stu raced out of the room with the other three following behind, they got outside and watched Stu groan and force himself not to vomit

"Stu, it's not the end of the world"

"I'm sorry but I am so confused"

Stu turned to Alan "I made love to a man with boobies!"

Phil grabbed Stu shoulders "Listen, I promise you no one's ever gonna find out about this"

"But we just found out about it"

"And then we forget, that's what we do"

"I don't think I can" Max muttered so Stu couldn't hear

"I've done so much fucked up shit, and I just forget about it"

"You have?" Stu asked hopefully

"Yeah, you just forget, it goes away" Phil smiled "that might be harder to go away, but in time it'll happen"

"That's what I'm gonna do…I'm just gonna forget about it"

"Never happened"

"Right" at that moment Stu's phone started ringing "Phone, phone, who is it? Answer"

"Lauren's dad…it just reminded me" Stu started crying again

"Answer it"

"I can't"

"He might know something about Teddy, we still have a shot"

"I can't"

Phil scowled and grabbed onto Stu's shoulders "Get you head back into the fucking game"

Stu nodded and grabbed his phone "Hello?"

"Who takes an all day fishing trip the day before a wedding?" Lauren's dad snapped angrily

"Yeah, ha, ha, I guess it was kind of stupid"

"Put Teddy on the phone" the elder man ordered

"Teddy's seasick, actually"

"Seasick? Teddy's been a maritime deck cadet since he was 9"

"That's weird, because he's puking everywhere"

"I'm gonna tell you something that you did not know, I don't like you"

"Yeah, I know that already"

"My daughter chooses you that's her problem"

Phil ran up and snatched the phone away from Stu "Hey it's Phil Wenneck, listen, I apologize, we've been reeling in some crazy marlin, and I just want-" A motorcycle rode up and smashed Phil in the back with a helmet, he fell to the floor

"Phil!"

"Phil!"

"Shit!" Max screamed and knelt on the floor

"Phil, you're ok?"

"Fuck me" Phil groaned

The man on the back of the motorcycle got off and glared at the group "Give us back out monkey" he ordered hatefully

"What monkey!" Alan growled "Get our own monkey!"

The man didn't like that and pulled out a gun "Come on, you asshole, the fucking monkey" Alan stepped back "come on"

"Any time Alan, he's pointing a gun at us" Stu cried

"This is our monkey"

Phil stood up, clutching his shoulder "Alan, no one's getting shot over a fucking monkey, hand him over now!"

Alan pouted "Oh, god, I never get to keep no monkeys" he let the monkey climb onto the motorcycle, the driver pulled out a mini helmet and put it on the monkeys head "Hey Phil check it out, he's got a banana on his helmet, these guys are the real deal"

The driver drove up to the group "hold on, how did this happen, do you know where our friend is"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah, 16 years old Asian kid?" the man replied in Taiwanese

"No I don't understand what he said"

"What did he say? What did he say!?" Phil screamed and ran forward

"Don't Phil!" Max sprinted after him

"He said, fuck you and your question!" Max ran faster than Phil and pushed him to the side just as the man pulled out his gun and fired at his direction, instead of hitting Phil it hit Max

"AAAH!" she screamed and fell to the floor, clutching at her shoulder "My arm!"

"MAX!" Phil screamed like he was the one wounded and shot down to Max's side, he grabbed her and pulled her to his chest

"Poor Max! Max! are you ok?" Alan and Stu cried and raced towards the couple

"Oh my god!"

"Max got shot! Fuck! Fuck guys" the other two stood beside Phil who wouldn't let go of Max as she continued to whimper and scream in pain

"Its alright, Max, We'll figure this all out and get the monkey back I promise"

Phil roared and pushed Alan away as he tried to grab Max "No one gives a fuck about the monkey Alan!"

"Stop screaming!"Max screamed out, causing her to once again scream in pain

"Shit look at her arm!" Phil was looking down at Max's arm that was bleeding profusely, she was moaning and wriggling around in his arms

"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!"

"Stu, is she gonna be ok? You're a doctor" Phil asked desperately, Alan was fanning the two with his hat

"I don't know, let me look, let me look" he skipped to Max's side and looked at her bloodied shoulder "AAAAAH!" he screamed and moved away

"What? What? Stu come here, no look at it" Phil was getting angrier the further Stu walked away "Stuart Price, get your ass back over here!"

"SHE GOT SHOT!"

"I KNOW!"


I'm leaving a cliffhanger! Dun, Dun DUUUUUUUUUUUN! I'm gonna put up another chapter and am in the process of typing it right now, I wanted Max to get shot because as I said at the beginning of this chapter I wanted to use it to motivate Phil more, this also added a more personal touch to it because this is a romance story with barely any romance in it except for it being implied by other people such as Kimmy. Please be patient for the next chapter

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