Here for you the seventh chapter!!

I'd like to thank all the reviewers and remember that suggestions are more than welcome! XD

The more, the merrier, the funnier!! LOL


TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR COMING FROM…

ASUMA

1) "Fuck, I burned myself with the cigarette!!"

2) "… Sorry, guys that I'm late, but you see… I saw this old lady and I just HAD to help her…!" [to his team]

3) "Yo! How ya doin' old man??" [talking to his father, the Sandaime]

4) "Oh… I got fed up of paying for the enormous amount of meat Choji eats!!!! I'm going to starve until they'll pay me for the missions!"

5) "You're frigging hot, Kurenai."

6) "Once Ino shrilled so loudly, I got deaf for the following four days…"

7) "Waaaahhhh! I beat you, Shikamaru! I've finally won at shogi…! Wow!!"

8) "When I gave Naruto that tip on wind-chakra control, he launched the chakra charged blade at Shikamaru's butt… quite the picture…"

9) "Ah! I'd like to see Kakashi's face when he notices his Icha Icha books have disappeared!"

10) "Gyyyyyaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!" [VERY high pitched voice, scared shitless]