Hi everyone! It's been a while. I'm really sorry for the late update, but I had too much schoolwork and exams, so I manage to get some free time only now.
Thank you very much for all your reviews and all! I'm so happy reading them; I actually never thought that I would have so many fans for my stories, so I'm extremely happy.
Also I have a little announcement (Its about "Sadistic family or Baby trouble" my other story, so you can skip this if you haven't read that:
Granting " " – san's request and as a "Thank you" to everyone who read and reviewed my stories, I decided to make a one-shot sequel for Sadistic Family. Involving Sougo's proposal, OkiKagu kiss and some hints on GinTae.
I hope everyone will love and enjoy it! For now please read this and enjoy. Don't forget to review!
CHAPTER 7.
About fathers and daughters, brothers and lovers.
Inside the hotel.
Pig lady walked right behind the devil vice-commander right to where Gintoki and Shinpachi were standing. A while back when she was about to follow Shun and the others outside Toushi catch her and dragged her back to hotel saying that 'He doesn't want to see her hurt by all this'. (Or that's what she wanted to believe he said.) Hearing her sweet Mayora say those words Ham was so overjoyed that she followed without a second thought.
Now the two of them were walking through the long hallway towards her most beloved silver knight and Megane.
"Gin-san? What's wrong bringing me here suddenly?" Pig asked with curiosity.
Gin-chan suddenly went to 'Host' mode acting like one of the Shoujo manga characters.
"My dear Ham woman!" Gintoki said desperately trying to sound realistic. "All those women are nothing, in front of you my fluffy thing." He pulled Pig lady into a hug. "I finally realized that you are my destiny. I love you."
Ham blushed till her ears overjoyed and at the same time surprised. "G-Gin-san?"
"Tch." Hijikata clicked his tongue approaching the two and grabbing the pig he pulled her away from perm head and towards himself. He was also in 'host' mode right now acting like one of the Shoujo manga characters.
"You must be out of your mind Yorozuya. After gathering all that harem of women you still dare to say that you want her as well. Stop fucking around, she is mine!" He smiled making the Pig blush harder unable to utter ever a single word.
"BASTARD! HANDS OFF!" He pulled the ham away from Mayora. "She loves me more, so she is mine."
"Heh. That's what you think. She will definitely choose me." Devil vice-commander smirked.
Ham's eyes shine with pink hearts, as she couldn't believe that her two knights were fighting for her. But then she covered her mouth with teary eyes looking away. "No, Gin-san, Toushi please don't fight for me."
"Then tell us who you choose." Hijikata hugged her.
Silver samurai pulled her away from him and embraced the pig. "You will choose me, right fluffy pumpkin?"
"B-but… I…."
"Heh." Mayora smirked like devil. "Even if she choose you it's impossible for the two of you to be together."
Gintoki frowned at the man and Pig lady looked with curiosity. "Hm, why?"
Perm head let her go with sigh. "As much as I hate it, but he is telling the truth. My fluffy Pig…" He takes her hands in his showing a hurt expression. "My soul is breaking, but I have to give you away, to this man." He let go of her pushing her right into Mayora's arms.
Don't make me sound like a bad guy bastard! Hijikata thought as he hugged the Pig lady from the back.
Ham's eyes went wide. "G-Gin-san! Wait! What's going on?" She shouted with tears.
Silver samurai looked away with fake hurt eyes. (He's really good at playing Shoujo manga guy.) "In Edo… There is a law banding the parents to get married if their children are already married to each other."
"Eh?" Toushi arched a brow. Couldn't you think of something better, Bakazuya?
She will never fell for this. Shinpachi sighs giving up hope on his leader.
"Gin-san?" Pig mumbled and then run from Toushi to Gintoki clinging on his kimono with tearful eyes. "How can this be Gin-san? Why did this happen to us?"
SHE FELL FOR THIS? Just how stupid is this woman? Both Mayora and Megane thought at the same time.
Gin-chan grabbed her hands taking them off, but not letting go. "Yes, now that I finally realized my feelings we must separate. Be happy with Oogushi-kun."
"Who the hell is Oogushi?" Devil vice-commander said with anger mark on his forehead.
Perm head pushed Pig lady away and turned to leave with a usual Shoujo manga ocean waves background and tragic music while Pig was standing there with tearful eyes. "Sayonara, my cute Piggy."
Toushi hugged her. "Don't worry about that idiot. Let's be happy together!"
"Toushi…" Ham woman looked at him with tearful eyes, but then pushed away grabbing Gintoki's kimono and stopping him. "Gin-san wait! There is a way out! I'll save our love!"
"Huh?" Silver samurai turned around to look at the woman smiling so hopefully. "What do you mean?"
"Is it possible to stop now?" Hijikata approached the two.
Shinpachi also commented near the trio. "How can Umibozu-san so easily accept that? After all it's him who suggest it first."
Pig lady shook her head. "No, Umi-chan would have never agreed to it, he never thought of Shun-chan as someone worthy for Kagura."
At that three men frowned, but let her continue. "Well, you see, Shun-chan he… Gave Umi-chan a little medicine, so that he will agree to it."
"HE DRUGGED HIM?" Patchy shouted.
Ham lady gave a troubled smile and continued. "Sort of. You see there is special drink for Yato clan, we use it most on our enemies, injecting it in them through our bullets and then they obey our every will. So Shun-chan made that kind of a drink for Umi and made him drink it."
"He was hypnotized?" Mayora commented.
Pig nodded. "Yeah and after he was paralyzed for couple of minutes Shun-chan told him to agree on this marriage and he did."
"How can we stop the effect of the drug?" Megane asked curious.
"Well, you kind of have to… Hit him in the head hard enough, so he will bleed and then he will get back to himself." Then she mumbled. "If he doesn't die first."
"THAT'S ALL IT SEEMS TOO EASY TO BE REAL." Shinpachi shouted.
"Huh?" Gin-chan said picking his ear; he and Toushi were back to normal. "Try to do that Patsuan without getting killed and then talk like it's easy."
Mayora bite down on his cigarette. "Well, we have two psycho-sadistic-idiots who will gladly do that." Gin-chan nodded.
"Now Gin-san…" Pig's eyes shine with pink heart she herself smiling bright as she jumped on Gintoki to embrace him. "We can be together forever!"
"Um… Pig-san, I can't breathe." Shinpachi mumbled.
"Hm?" Pig looked at him surprised, it looks like she was hugging Megane instead of Silver samurai, and then screamed jumping away. "Where is my dear Gin-san and Toushi?"
"They left a minute ago."
Pig looked at him with terrified eyes tears filling up. "Oh, no! You heartless villain, you were trying to take advantage of me, right? Oh, no! Someone help!"
Vein popping out Patchy shouted. "LIKE I'LL EVER DO THAT? AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING HEARTLESS?"
(Umm, Shin-chan?)
Megane glared at the camera. "What?"
(We have to continue with the chapter, so lets leave together, k? *Smile*)
"Oh, well. Sure why not, lets go." Shinpachi turned around walking away.
(Eh? *Surprised* Shin-chan? Aren't you going to shout at me for breaking the wall?)
Patsuan shrugged. "What's the point? You will just switch the scene while I talk."
(*Nod* True.)
Anger mark appearing Shinpachi mumbled with irritation. "At least try to deny it!"
Outside.
It was a chaos in the park, with men in black, Shun's guards fighting Shinsengumi officers with Otae and Kondo as the leaders and at some point even Kyuubei and Tsukky joined them. Plus, Kamui was fighting Umibozu and Sougo was against Shun. In the heat of the moment when no one was certain who was a friend or an enemy, Abuto and Kagura came back to back crashing down another ten men.
"Aren't you worried that they will kill each other? Those four are doing it all for you, you know?" Abuto smirked at the girl behind him. "This is your game and the right answer should be given by you."
"Those four idiots can kill each other for all I care or die in some unknown alley, but I won't let them do it here, in front of me!" China hit another man charging at her. "It will be too troublesome to clean up afterwards."
"You two siblings are never honest."
"Kagura-chan!" Megane run to her, with Toushi and Gin-chan walking lazily and then joining the fight as someone tried to hit them.
"What's wrong Patchy?" Kagura looked at him unimpressed.
Shinpachi stopped in front of her trying to catch his breath before saying. "We found a way to stop this Kagura-chan." And he whispered something to Yato girl's ear that made her smirk with triumph.
"Looks like you just made your choice." Abuto sigh realizing that in more than one-way Kagura was just like her brother especially while plotting something and smiling like that, looking as if they just reversed their characters.
Kagura climbed on a bench so that everyone will see her and shoot to the sky with Sougo's bazooka. Everyone stopped whatever they were doing and looked at her. Taking a deep breath China ordered.
"Rules of the game changed! Right now, I swear that I will belong to the one who will beat my father!"
Umibozu looked at his daughter with surprised eyes. "Kagura-chan? Why are you doing this to me? Do you hate me?"
Instead of answering Yato girl picked her ear coming down from the bench and standing beside Abuto.
At her statement Sougo arched a brow and Kamui kept smiling as he said. "Well, I don't mind, since he is my opponent to begin with."
"Now I'm challenging him too." Okita prepared his sword to attack.
"Lets see who can win then, Sadist-kun."
"Fine by me."
"Keep talking, Kagura-chan is mine!" Shun shouted as he charged at Baldy, the later taking a serious pose dodging the guy's attacks like it was nothing.
After the first move everyone begin to fight again. Kamui and Sougo attacking Umibozu and along the way fighting with Shun and each other. Because even though they were on this together Sadist and Psycho-nii were not friends, they were on each other's "To kill lists", well taking only the second place after Hijikata (For Sougo) and Samurai-san (For Kamui), so they would never lose a chance to challenge each other as soon as they meet.
While they were fighting though Kagura, Abuto and Shinpachi were sitting on the bench not far and watching with bored expressions. Kagura was eating sukobu; Shinpachi listening to Otsu song and Abuto was just sitting hands crossed over his chest.
"Shouldn't you be worried about who will win?" Mop head asked from little Yato girl.
Kagura didn't bothered to look at him; she just kept staring at the crowd with a bored face. "Nah, it doesn't matter who wins as long as Baldy is back to his senses. It would be troublesome if he doesn't since all this fighting will go on forever."
"Aren't you worried for the winner? It was stupid to offer yourself as a price."
China smiled like a devil and Abuto shook his head knowing that nothing good will come out of this.
Along with the three men attacking Umibozu, there were also Shun's guards those men in black, who were trying to help their boss by attacking, but Shinsengumi, Tsukky, Kyuubei and some more amazons that followed their leaders were also there challenging the men in black.
While Tsukyo was busy dealing with one of the guards, she didn't sense the enemy behind and was almost stabbed when Gin-chan suddenly appeared out of nowhere and hit the man with his sword sending him flying.
Tsukky looked at him surprised. "Gintoki?"
"Just how many more times should I save your Amazon ass? It's getting annoying."
Perm head looked at her with dead fish eyes. Blond looked away from him feeling irritation. "I don't need your help."
"Is that so?" Silver samurai said little annoyed, but then smirked and hit another man who was ready to attack behind Tsukky. "I think you do."
"Shouldn't you be protecting Otae instead of me?"
"Huh?"
"I heard she is playing your 'lover' in this, so shouldn't you be with her? Or your game will fail." She ordered and he smirked getting close to her.
"Could it be Tsukky that… Are you jealous?"
Blushing till her ears Tsukyo hit Gin-chan with three kunai and walked away beating up every man on her way that tried to stop her.
Finally the fight was coming to an end. With all men in black beaten by Amazons and Shinsengumi there were only four men standing, Sadistic Captain right now fighting Shun, Psycho-nii fighting Umibozu.
Tricking his father Kamui almost hit him, when Sougo stopped him and the two now challenging each other, but when Shun went against Baldy they both attacked him. Umibozu was amazing being able to fight all of them without a scratch, but he was getting tired, since he wasn't as young and full of energy as the other three. Thinking that while the two sadists challenge Shun he can take a rest, Baldy let down his guard a little and didn't realize that using this second Kamui attacked.
He knew he was too late to dodge the attack, but he still raised his umbrella when everything went black. He felt blood run down his face as the silence fell everywhere, everyone looking at him or so he thought.
Kamui smiled one of his idiotic smiled. "My~, what an unexpected turn."
"I can't believe…" Shun mumbled.
"I lost to a dog!" Okita looked with poker face and complete his sentence with his usual deadpanned voice.
Kagura smiled brightly. "Sadaharu!"
Just a second before Kamui hit his father Sadaharu already had the Baldy's head in his mouth and his teeth pierced through his skin making him bleed.
"Sadaharu!" China run to her beloved dog with happiness, seeing that cute doggy let go of the girl's father and run to his owner licking her cheek as she hugged him tightly. "My sweet Sadaharu, you're my hero! Now I'm yours forever!"
Psycho-nii's smiled didn't waver as he watched his sister and her dog happily hugging. Then he looked at his devoted nanny who approached him. "My, my looks like I was dumped, want me back?"
"No, thank you." Abuto said with calm voice. "Now that this is over let's go, we have a meeting."
"But I still have to finish my fight with my father."
"Do it later."
Kamui's antenna twitched as he asked smiling. "Why are you angry? Jealous that I ignored you for a while?"
Mop head raised a brow at his captain not saying anything as they both walked away. Shinpachi sigh with relief seeing them leave since it would be troublesome and impossible to stop if Kamui and Umibozu started to fight seriously.
Sadist pats the dog gently as Sadaharu looked at him with cute eyes, after the first arc they become friends a little at least. "Now that this is over, lets go China."
Kagura looked at him surprised but then her look turned to stare. "Where are we going? I have no intention of leaving with you!"
"I didn't ask you." Sadist smirked as he picked up Yato girl putting her over his shoulder, then he jumped on Sadaharu, so that the doggy will take them away towards Shinsengumi HQ.
"Gin-san? Shouldn't we stop them?" Shinpachi asked troubled.
Perm head picked his ear. "Well…"
"Gin-san!" Pig shouted jumping towards her White knight with her eyes shinning like two pink hearts.
Goose bumps running all over him he said. "Have to run!" Then he pulled Tsukky close to himself and holding her hand shouted. "Go find someone else! I'm on a date!"
Tsukyo blushed like crazy as she run together with Silver samurai away from the Ham lady.
Pig woman stopped surprised. "Eh? Gin-san?"
"My, my looks like Gin-san cheated on me." Otae smiled putting her hand over her cheek.
"That guy is an idiot." Toushi bite down on his cigarette standing next to Tae-chan.
"TOUSHI! Let's be happy together! Forever!" This time Ham woman was running towards him.
Eyes going wide Hijikata dropped his cigarette. "NO WAY IN HELL! Look I'm also on a date!" Then pulled Otae to himself and holding her hand run away towards the same direction Gin-chan and Tsukky did.
"Oh my, Hijikata-san, you're so bold." Tae smiled running right behind the devil vice-commander.
"Toushi! How could you do this to me?" Kondo cried running after the two, Kyuubei right behind him both trying to catch up with the Boss Lady and Mayora, while Ayumu were running after Kyuubei shouting. "Waka~!"
Watching all this Shun cursed. "Damn that bastard! How dare he take Kagura-chan away from me? He will pay for this!"
"Shun-kun!" A threatening voice came from behind him, FF parody looked and felt fear as he saw Umibozu staring at him with a maximum kill intend, his eyes blazing with anger and blood gushing from his head. "U-Uncle Blady…"
"How dare you force me to hurt my little daughter? You even drugged me."
Shun sweat trying to escape. "No, it's not like that…"
Umibozu catches him by collar and pulled after himself towards the shadows since he doesn't want anyone else to see horrible things that will soon happen to the Yato boy. "Lets have a little talk, shall we?"
"NO, MOTHER HELP!" Shun cried for help, but his mother was too busy trying to figure out where Toushi and Gin-chan run away.
Megane sighs, looking at everyone leaving from the battlefield that was in chaos a minute ago. Not saying anything he turned away and walked back home, he was too tired to even comment and get angry at everything that happened in here.
(Sorry, Shin-chan, I'll definitely find you a cute girlfriend next time.)
Patchy waved his hand in dismissal. "Sure, whatever."
(Eh? You don't believe me? *Sad* I'm hurt!).
Shinsengumi barracks. Sougo's room.
"LET ME GO YOU JACKASS!" Kagura struggled as Sougo finally put her down inside his room and pushed her against the wall. Putting both his arms on either side of her head and his knee in between her thighs restraining her from moving. "What the hell are you doing, Sadist?"
"I want an explanation. Who the hell told you that you could hide something from me and get away from it just like that?"
China arched a brow. "What do you mean idiot?"
Okita smirked. "No matter what you do, you will never be able to hide it from me China. Didn't you learn it yet?"
"Get down from your high horse dumbass!" Yato girl ordered pissed.
Sadist got their faces close their foreheads bumping against each other. "Answer me China. Whom do you belong to?"
"Huh? I don't belong to anyone!" She barked back with annoyance.
He smirked. "We'll see!" He pulled her with him throwing her on futon and coming on top of her. "If you dare to hide from me something like this again or trick me, you will only wish that you never met me."
"I already do!" Yato girl struggled to get her hands free from Sougo's grip. "Let go!"
Okita came down on her, brushing their lips together for a second in a teasing kiss then he raised up a little grinning. "You're mine China! Never forget that!"
"LIKE HELL MORON! I'LL NEVER BE YOURS!" Kagura shouted, but Sougo just shut her up with a kiss.
Later on, Kagura was able to leave the barracks and Sougo returned to his job, but only after three nights and two days of restless hours.
The end of the first arc!
Thank you for reading!
Okay, this is it for the first arc. I'll probably make a second arc soon, but that depends on requests, so if you want me to continue please tell me. I'll be waiting for your reviews. Reading them makes me so happy and inspired, so please review.
