HELLO MY DUCKIES! It's alex here! Just procrastinating on some homework and then it turn into this giant oneshot collection! So I really hope you guys like them! I'm doing the funny stuff or at least what my lame brain thinks is funny again! Hope you guys like!

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Meetings

Popcorn

"Alright, so you paid for the tickets but I get to pay for the-."

"2 sodas and one large bucket of popcorn please."Circe interrupted beating him to the punch. He pouted, "she just had be to the independent type!" He groaned mentally.

"Circe! I said I was gonna-." She cut him off with a finger to his lips.

"you know that whole chivalry thing that mentor of yours stuff down your throat, yeah well forget it! this isn't the 80's rex, in this decade the girl asks out the boy on the date, the girl pays for the date, and boy just stands there and looks pretty." She said poking his chest tried of his macho crap, he smiled nervously.

"… your really I'm pretty?" he asked jokingly. She rolled her eyes amused by his question.

Under the weather

"You know when I say –achoo- 'can't make it I'm feeling crappy,' that's not an invitation to come play murse." Circe stated from her bed as she blew her nose. She felt like crap and in her opinion looked like it too but Rex, of course, swore she looked like sunshine and kittens to him.

"murse?" He asked in confusion setting down his bag on her desk.

"man nurse." She explained let out another stream of sneezes.

"oh then I'd prefer the term Moctor." Rex replied in childish matter-of-factly voice. She rolled her eyes he was such a kid.

"rex you don't how to –achoo!- take care of sick person." She reasoned hoping he'd listen to her and just wait till next week for their rescheduled date.

"ububub! That's where your wrong mi preciosa, thanks to the internet any idiot can help cure a cold." He reasoned, not about to give up when he traveled all the way to her lone apartment in New York.

"rex all I need is some sleep and maybe some chicken noodle soup." She replied trying to reject his help kindly.

"I knew you'd say that so I brought you this blanket." He said displaying a hideously cute easter colored cloth, she cringed at the fluffiness of it all. "and two types of chicken soup." He said holding up two cans; alphabet chicken soup and ninja turtle shaped noodle chicken soup

she looked at him with deadpan face not knowing whether to laugh or jump out the window.

"see preciosa I totally got this! You gotta let me stay now, right?." He said with a childish, innocent smile. She smiled back weakly he was so cute trying to play doctor… she didn't have the heart to refuse him.

"okay." She sighed know she'd regret it later. "you can stay."

"yes!" the boy shouted pumping his fist in the air, she laughed.

"sooo letters or ninjas?" he said holding up the two cans, she rolled her eyes lying back down on her pillow.

"ninja turtle me." she replied. he smiled happy she'd chosen his 'secret ' favorite.

"and while the soup is cooking, maybe I can give you a prescription for some snuggle time." he teased wiggling his eyes brows. She shook her head in amusement.

"moctor's orders?" she taunted opening up her arms and the covers to her bed.

"moctor's orders." He confirmed slipping into her cocoon of bed sheets kissing her warm forehead as she sighed in content.

Creepy crawly

"aaahhh!" rex shrieked as the giant spider had landed on him by surprise, he over dramatically swatted it away , circe paused unpacking the picnic basket and gave him a WTF look, his cheeks turned red in indignation.

"you saw that thing! It was the size of my hand!" he defended.

"uh huh." She nodded with a smirk he just crossed his arms.

"rex?" she called out with an amused smile as she leaned in to whisper in his ear, he turn red as he felt how close she was.

"yeah?…" he replied raising a brow.

"it's still on your hair." She whispered coyly.

Secret Saturday

"ha! Suck it I just kicked your ass twice!" Rex exclaimed into his headset as noah shouted a loud "NOT AGAIN!" rex masterfully navigated through the video game trying to find his friend's vulnerable character, he took a sip of his giant gulp energy drink and kept on going.

"this game totally cheats!" noah groaned trying to find life points through the forest field, having a much less pleasant time, he gritted his teeth as he just barely manages to kill an on coming ogre.

"pshhft! Yeah sure, you're just pissed cause you can never beat me!" rex taunted scooping out the passage, snipping any enemies that are coming his way. His years of being locked up inside his "broom closet" left very little to do besides training and video games, going outside to the park or hanging out with friends was not an option.

"whatever at least I know what sunlight feels like!"Noah replied good naturedly.

"there's nothing beneficial about sunlight."Circe interrupted as she paused from reading her book, rex smiled at her from his seat on the floor of her small living room. she smiled back at him from her couch reading the novel Dracula.

"who was… oh dude your not at… when six finds out your so dead!" Noah warned. Every time those two got together the apocalypse got a little closer.

"and who's gonna tell him?" Rex replied raising a brow. Noah just sighed, of course Rex still thought he was a snitch.

"rex you know no one has to tell him… he just knows…" Noah said in an eerie voice.

"oh for pete's sake he's not Santa." Circe retorted rolling her eyes.

"he's like the anti-santa… all of the spying none of the presents." Rex corrected finally finding noah's character, from there on it was nothing but child's play.

"no-no…. No-No NOOOOOO! WHY MAN WHY!" The blond childishly mourned as his screen went black.

"sorry dude… had to be done." Rex said in an apologetic voice. Noah just groaned.

"you're only kicking my ass this hard to impress Ms. Hot topic over there." He muttered. Rex blushed looked away from his smirking girlfriend.

"n-no…" the agent denied pitifully, Circe let her book down and wrapped her arms around him nuzzling his neck.

"smooth." Noah taunted. "you know she probably finds all this immature."

"true… video games do bore me." the goth agreed, she quickly amended her statement when she saw the disappointment in rex's eyes. "but if it makes you feel better I'm impressed just a teeny bit." He lit up instantly! Noah just rolled his eyes and restrained himself from using the words "pity line."

"how about a kiss for the winner?"Rex requested from the goth, she nuzzled his neck.

"hmm maybee." She trailed on tauntingly.

"dude I'm still here!" Noah interrupted completely disturbed.

"not while Mr. Abercrombie and Fitch is still around though." Circe replied in deadpan voice picking her book back up, ignoring rex's puppy dog eyes.

"aww man." rex muttered. She put book down for a second and winked at him whispering the word. "later."

"yes!" the boy whispered.

"…seriously there's mic on that thing I can hear you!"Noah commented in disgust. The couple laughed at his reaction.

"you know Knight's probably making Six bust his ass looking for you as we speak." Noah stated trying the change the very awkward subject.

"I dunno Six has gotten pretty rebellious lately…"Rex replied incredulously.

"mister stick-up-his-ass? Rebellious? That I have to see." Circe commented.

Meanwhile somewhere in Paris,France…

"of course sir, holiday and I are on the look out for rex, I'm certain he's in the area." The agent responded to knight's questioning. " no we won't be need back up sir, we can handle this on our own… understood, over and out." He finished, he looked at his love wearing a white and red poka dot dress with a white Sunday hat sitting beside him in a French bistro.

Holiday poured herself another cup of coffee. "café mon chere?" she offered in perfect French as the agent let out a trace of smile.

"oui mon amor." He responded wearing a beret. Who said rex was the only one allowed some free time with his girl.

Uncomfortable

can you please stop looking at me like that?" Circe demanded hugging herself as she felt naked with only a black one piece bathing suit. Rex finished laying out their beach towel and looked away quickly whistling.

"what me- I wasn't staring or anything- I was just-

"making me feel weird." She finished for him with a glare as she sat down on the large towel.

"circe it's the beach, everyone's wearing a bathing suit, there nothing weird about it." he corrected trying to get her to lighten up. She just glared at the happy tourist and beach lovers.

"normal people are weird …" the goth stated. The providence agent laughed as he put up a beach umbrella under their chosen spot, finally giving the sunlight hating girl a small haven.

"ahh darkness." She sighed putting on her sunglasses.

"I don't get it if you hate the beach so much why did you say yes to coming here?" he asked taking off his shirt, getting ready to get in the water, the girl blushed happy to see the boy in all his shirtless glory.

"I have my reasons." She stated

3rd times the charm

"soo umm I guess it's almost about time." Rex stated nervously noticing that midnight had reached them much quicker than expected. Circe nodded watching a small bundle of fireflies pass her by.

"I'll try to text you when I get some free time." she promised somewhat smiling, this was their fifth date… it was getting a little bit more natural every time… unfortunately the only thing that didn't was saying goodbye.

"that be cool." He replied uneasily… he hated the idea of her going back to Abysus… right back in to the hands of Van Kleiss. he looked at her crimson eyes trying to forget his darker thoughts. He held her hand tighter. She smiled at him reassuring him it was alright to let go.

"I like hearing your voice too, so try to sneak a phone call when you can." She added about standing up, rex stopped her by gently taking her hand. "hmm?" she asked confused until she saw the look in his eye… she understood and her cheeks went red… he wanted to try again… she sat back down a little closer to him.

He cleared his throat… silently praying that this time their first kiss would finally happen, last time providence called him urgently interrupting them, and the first time… the pack did.

"soo since we're about to leave was I thinking… you know maybe…uhh I could sort of-."

"just try not get called away by providence this time Rico Suave." She teased making him turn red.

"wasn't planning on it." he replied in false annoyance. She laughed, and he smiled at the resonance of her laugher… it was a rare sound. She simmered down and looked at him hoping he'd take at as a sign she was ready.

Their eyes met and both their cheeks turned red. He awkwardly reached for her hand and held it tightly, she laced their fingers together trying to reassure him. he smiled up her and slowly leaned in, she met him halfway and pressed her ruby lips against his own, his lips were sweet and clumsy… it was his first kiss of that much she certain… but it was still wonderful. She tilted her head slightly to deepen the kiss, and soon enough she felt his hands place themselves around her waist.

It's so different from anything she'd ever felt… it was so gentle and innocent… this is what a kiss filled with love felt like. Hesitantly they broke away, silently cursing their need to breathe. Rex embraced her tightly, she blushed happy to receive the affection.

"be careful." He pleaded placing his chin on top of her head, she closed her eyes as she listened to his heart beat.

"you too." she replied trying to not think of how cold she'd feel once his arms let go. She tighten the embrace… he was so warm… she sighed in content… what she would give to just stay in his arms forever and feel the affection no one in this world had ever offered.

END!

Alright this like every oneshot I could think of… I wanted to do like a drabbled sort of thing but it ended up being huge! So tell me what you think guys!

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