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Dipper G POV

I ran to the back of the tent to find... gnomes? "What the heck is going on here," I yelled. They all looked at me for five seconds before resuming their destruction.

My sister kicked one across the room, and it yelled "Shmebulock!" "Mabel get the dog whistle!" I yelled. she dug around in her pocket, and pulled out a silver whistle.

I didn't hear anything, but the gnomes certainly did. Gnomes were falling off boxes, and running out of the tent like their life depended on it, which it did.

My sister opened up the flap in the back of the tent where the gnomes ran out, and yelled "That's right, who's your momma." I walked up next to Mabel. "Don't come back; I don't care for you," I said with no expression.

I grabbed my sister's hand, and dragged her back where Dipper Pines was supposed to be. "NO, HE GOT AWAY" I kicked the pole Dipper Pines was tied to earlier.

"No... he reminded me of my peach dumpling," Mabel said, disappointed. I just looked at Mabel with disgust.

"What! He has your looks, awkward, and Gideon's personality, which is amazing. So to sum it up, awkward plus amazing equals not bad, just good," said Mabel, being serious.

"Mabel, you are the most serious person I know, but sometimes I can't take you seriously," I said. I picked up a phone and dialed a familiar number, mainly because of how many people Mabel and I have put in the hospital.

"Hello has anyone named Dipper Pines come by with a gash in his head?" The hospital attendant checked her computer.

"Sorry, I will let you know if he does." I hung up the phone "He's not at the hospital" I told Mabel. She just looked a little disappointed.

I put my hand on Mabel's shoulder and smiled evilly "Don't worry, he will be back. We have his precious journal." I held up the red leather book.

Mabel smiled and started to walk to her room, but before she did, I stopped her. "Do you want to look at the journal now?" I asked excitedly. Mabel just turned around. "It's late, Dipper. Maybe tomorrow." She walked to her room.

I was a little disappointed but I was fine. I walked to my room set the journal in a box and locked it. I couldn't wait till tomorrow so we can look at the journal more. I plopped on my bed and shut my eyes.


Gideon Pines POV

Pacifica and I were now dragging Dipper through the dark forest. "I hope he just fell asleep and didn't pass out due to blood loss or concussion," Pacifica said hopefully as we approached the shack.

It had to be around 12:00 a.m. "Uncle Bud is going to kill us for coming home so late and for bringing Dipper here," I said.

"Won't he know it's not Dipper Gleeful from the performance" Pacifica said. "You know Uncle Bud. He doesn't believe in this kind of stuff, and he probably thinks it was just an act or something like that. We will have to sneak in," I said.

Pacifica and I dragged Dipper through the door, up the stars, and in the attic. I put him in my bed. "Pacifica, grab the first aid kit." My cousin ran to the bathroom and grabbed a white box with a red plus on the front and set it by Dipper.

"Hey Pacifica, do you want to play hospital?" I saw her face light up. "Yes," she said excitedly. She opened the box and spread out all of the medicine like you would see on a hospital tray. She started to wipe the blood off of Dipper's head and put disinfectant on it, and I wrapped his head while she did the same thing to his arm.

After he was all fixed up and we made sure he was breathing, I made a pallet on the floor and Pacifica got covered up in her bed.


I might be a little late updating the next chapter but I will get it up there