In a rocky area near the forest, Toshiro and Gin were running as fast as they could away from Momo and Rangiku. Momo was smiling brightly, and Rangiku's eyes were sparkling with determination. They were all running next to the edge of a cliff, just like Rangiku had planned. Rangiku nodded at Momo to signal the start of the plan. Momo beamed back. She ran really close to the cliff edge. Then, she let her foot slide a little on the gravel, which resulted in her falling off the cliff.

"HEEELLLLP!" Momo screamed frantically as she started to fall.

"Momo!" Toshiro ran over to the cliff and jumped off.

"SHIRO-CHAN!" Momo screamed back.

Momo was about halfway down the cliff when Toshiro caught her. He condensed the reishi in the air into a platform and stood on it.

"You okay, Bed-wetter Momo?" Toshiro asked.

"Shiro-chan?" Momo looked up at him innocently.

"Yeah?"

"I'm sorry..."

"For what? Falling off a cliff?"

"No, this!" Rangiku shouted from the top of the cliff. She was dragging an unconcious Gin behind her. "Bakudo Number Nine: Hōrin!"

"What the-" Toshiro said as Momo leapt gracefully out of his arms just in time to avoid the yellow-orange reishi tendril heading straight for him. The rope wrapped around Toshiro a few times before stopping.

"Matsumoto! Release me now! Or I'll have to use force," Toshiro commanded.

"Sorry, captain. No can do," Rangiku said.

"Shiro-chan! Rangiku said that she'd use Haineko to shred up Mr. Fluffernutters if you got away again..." Momo sniffled sadly, fake tears threatening to spill out of her eyes. She stared down at her feet as she waited for Toshiro's response.

"You mean that bunny doll you slept with when you were little?!" Toshiro asked in disbelief. How could she still have that weird rabbit toy?

"Yeah..." Momo looked up at him and put on her best puppydog face. "Please, Shiro-chan?"

Toshiro thought for a moment and then sighed. "Fine," he said, "let's just go back and get this whole thing over with."

"Thank you, Shiro-chan!" Momo ran over and hugged Toshiro. He blushed and coughed a little bit.

Sucker! Momo thought evilly. Mr. Fluffernutters is actually fine! He's back at Ichigo's house in my bag! Bwahaha!

"Hey, Matsumoto?" Toshiro said.

"Yes, Captain?" Rangiku said.

"...Why is Gin unconcious?"

Rangiku looked down at Gin as if she had forgotten about him.

"Well, I suffocated him with my boobs."

"You did what?!" Momo asked, amazed. "I didn't even think that that was possible!"

"It is!" Rangiku grinned. "We should start heading back now."


Ikkaku and Yumichika were wandering around the streets of Karakura Town. So far, they hadn't been noticed by any of the female Shinigami hunting them down.

"So, what are we supposed to be doing?" Ikkaku asked boredly. "This is stupid. Why are we afraid of them anyways? They're just a bunch of girls!"

"Um... You have Yachiru to worry about, remember?" Yumichika reminded him.

"Yeah, right! Like she'll ever find us!" Ikkaku scoffed.

"Shiny Head! Yumi-chi!" Yachiru shouted from behind them.

"Oh shit..." they both said in unison as they started to run from the tiny, pink-haired demon heading straight towards them.

"Look! You jinxed us, idiot!" Yumichika scolded Ikkaku angrily.

"Jinxing isn't real, though!" Ikkaku argued.

"Tell that to Yachiru!" Yumichika yelled as Yachiru started to gain on them.

"This couldn't get any worse," Ikkaku grumbled.

Suddenly, Nanao materialized right in front of them.

"Dammit, Ikkaku!" Yumichika yelled furiously.

"Aright, boys. That's quite enough," Nanao said firmly.

"No!" they both continued to dash ahead.

"You leave me no choice, then." Nanao pulled off her glasses. Ikkaku and Yumichika came to a screeching halt. They started to tremble with fear.

"P-please don't m-maim my beautiful face, N-Nanao-san!" Yumichika begged.

"Y-yeah," Ikkaku agreed shakily. "What he said."

Yachiru tackled Ikkaku to the ground and began to bite his head.

"Hey! Stop that! Ow!" Ikkaku thrashed around violently, but it was no use. Yachiru was practically glued onto his head.

"Alright, both of you come with me." Nanao slipped her glasses back on.

"Come on, Shiny-Head!" Yachiru started to pull Ikkaku over to Ichigo's house. "You too, Yumichi!"

"Yes, Lieutenant..." Yumichika sighed.


"H-hey, guys! Wait up!" Isane yelled nervously as she chased after Kira, who was still carrying an unconcious Shuuhei.

"Sorry, Isane. If we go with you, we'll just get beaten up by all of the girls..."

Kira apologized.

"Please come with me! I'll make sure you don't get punished too badly!" Isane pleaded.

"Sorry..."

"If you don't come with me now, they'll send reinforcements."

"Like who?"

"Let's see... Kiyone, Yachiru, Hiyori, or even Unohana-taichou."

Kira stopped in his tracks. "Did you say Unohana-taichou?" he asked nervously.

"She might actually come! My captain can be really persuasive."

"You know what? We'll just go with you, then..."

"Really?" Isane couldn't believe it; her bluff was actually working! Unohana-taichou was stuck as the jailer, so there was no way she could come. Luckily, Kira had no idea. Isane smiled to herself.

"Sure..." Kira sighed.


Back at Ichigo's house, Hiyori was the first one to arrive.

"Welcome back!" Unohana greeted her warmly.

"Yeah, yeah," Hiyori said, throwing Shinji into the Bakudo cage.

"Damn you, Hiyori..." Shinji muttered.

"Serves ya right, baldy!" Hiyori laughed. "Is Mashiro here yet?"

"No," Unohana answered.

"Look out!" Mashiro giggled as she ran into the room. She was followed by a fuming Kensei.

"Come back here!" Kensei shouted.

"No way, stupid Kensei!" Mashiro stuck her tongue out at him.

"Why you little-"

"MASHIRO KICK!" Mashiro kicked him into the Kido cage. He landed right next to Shinji.

"Dammit."

"Heehee! Stupid Kensei!"

"Hello, everyone." Nemu calmly walked into the living room, dragging a struggling Renji behind her.

"Do not try to resist. It will only hurt more."

Dammit... This chick's got an iron grip! Renji thought as he continued to struggle.

"Do you wish for me to turn my hand into a drill again?" Nemu asked.

Renji paled, and his eyes widened. "N-no! Please don't."

"As you wish." Nemu threw him into the cage.

"You guys too, huh?"

"Yup..." they answered.

"Hey, everyone!" Orihime skipped through the door with Ishida. She shut the door behind her.

"Hello, Orihime," Unohana greeted her. Orihime smiled.

"In you go!" Orihime giggled as she lightly pushed Ishida through the cage door.

It was quiet for a moment before Ichigo kicked the door open. He was carrying a sleeping Rukia on his back.

"Is Kuchiki-san hurt?" Orihime asked concernedly.

"Yeah.." Ichigo replied. "Ah, Unohana-taichou, could you or Inoue come and heal her? She twisted her ankle because she's a clumsy dwarf."

Rukia punched him in the head. "Clumsy dwarf? Really?"

"Good morning to you too, sunshine..." Ichigo said sarcastically as he set her down on the couch. Rukia stuck her tongue out at him.

"I'll do it! Let's see here..." Orihime rolled up her sleeves. She walked over to the couch and kneeled down next to it. She gently picked up Rukia's ankle to examine it. "Sōten Kisshun, I reject!"

"Ahhh..." Rukia sighed happily as the pain started to disappear. Within a few minutes, her ankle was completely healed. "Thank you, Orihime."

"You're welcome, Rukia." Orihime smiled brightly.

"Now I can do this!" Rukia stood up and half kicked and half pushed Ichigo into the cage. She dusted herself off and smiled when Ichigo hit the ground with a loud thump.

"Damn midget..." Ichigo muttered under his breath.

"Faster, Shiny-Head!" Yachiru giggled as she rode into the room on Ikkaku's shoulders. Yumichika slowly walked in behind him slowly.

"Go, Shiny-Head!" Yachiru jumped off of Ikkaku and pushed him into the cage. Yumichika decided to walk in on his own, not wanting to suffer the same pain as Ikkaku. Unohana closed the cage door behind them.

"We're here..." Kira said unenthusiastically as he trudged into the room. He was still supporting Hisagi by the shoulder; Hisagi was still unconcious from blood loss.

How is Hisagi still unconcious? Isane thought as she ushered them into the cage. I pulled down my top for about five minutes at the most! What a pervert...

A few minutes later, Rangiku, Momo, Toshiro, and Gin walked through the door. Toshiro and Gin looked exhausted, while Momo and Rangiku looked happy and full of energy. Toshiro and Gin walked right into the cage and immediately collapsed.

"What did you do to them?" Nanao asked as she walked through the door, Shunsui following right behind her.

"Nothing much..." Rangiku shrugged. Toshiro and Gin groaned.

"Kyoraku-taichou, please get into the cage," Nanao said.

"No! I don't want to leave my sweet little Nanao-chan!" Shunsui pouted.

"Into the cage. Now." Nanao pointed towards the cage.

"Fine..."

"Into the cage with you!" Kiyone ran in and quite literally threw Sentaro into the cage.

"Ow! That hurt, you bitch!" Sentaro yelled.

"I'm going to freaking kill you later." Kiyone cracked her knuckles angrily.

"Who's left now?" Rukia asked curiously.

"Let's see... I think there's only Urahara left," Orihime said thoughtfully. Right after Orihime spoke, Yoruichi burst through the door, dragging Kisuke by the collar of his coat.

"You don't really need to drag me, Yoruichi-san..." Kisuke said.

"I know. I just don't want you trying anything stupid," Yoruichi replied. She tossed him into the cage and sat down on the couch. Unohana locked the door behind him.

"So, should we go into the other room to discuss their punishment?" Rangiku suggested.

"I'll stay here to guard the cage," Unohana said. "Why don't you all go into Ichigo's room or something?"

"Hey! Why my room?" Ichigo protested from the cage.

"Quiet, you! Let's go." Rukia led the other girls upstairs to Ichigo's room. Rukia sat at Ichigo's desk, Rangiku, Momo, Nanao, and Nemu sat on Ichigo's bed, and everyone else sat on the floor.

"Alright, let's start brainstorming for ideas here," Rukia said, pulling her notebook and a pen out of the desk's drawer.

"I say we beat 'em up!" Hiyori said angrily.

"I agree!" Kiyone yelled, raising her fist in the air.

"Um... I guess I'll list it in the options..." Rukia said quietly. She didn't really feel the need to beat all of them up.

"What if we give them all makeovers?" Mashiro suggested.

"Nah, we already did that to Shinji and it wasn't even that fun," Hiyori said.

"Awww..." Mashiro whined. She had always wanted to see Kensei wearing lipstick and eyeshadow.

"We could make them do embarrassing things," Momo said.

"Like what?" Rukia asked.

"I don't know... Make them dress up?"

"As what?"

"Whatever you want, I guess. Maybe a chicken, or a ballerina, or even a bunny-"

"Let's add that one to the list," Rukia said right as she heard the word 'bunny'.

"I've got it!" Rangiku exclaimed.

"What?" Nanao asked.

"We make them take us all out to dinner!"

"Huh?" Kiyone asked.

"Think about it! This way, we can order expensive things off of the menu and they'll have to pay for it!" Rangiku beamed.

"Food?" Orihime's eyes lit up. "I say that we go with that plan!"

"I agree!" Yoruichi grinned happily. "I'm starving."

"What restaurants are good here? Does anyone know?" Nanao asked.

"Um... There's a noodle shop over by the ice cream shop we saw Shiro-chan at." Momo stated.

"Oh yeah! I remember that one! Midori Ramen, right?" Rangiku said excitedly.

"Yeah!" Momo grinned happily. Isane raised her hand and shook her head.

"Midori Ramen is just a tiny noodle stand, right? How will all of us eat there at once?" Isane asked. Everyone thought for a moment.

"Some of us can get to-go orders and eat somewhere else, and the rest of us will eat there," Yoruichi declared. "Is everyone okay with this plan?"

Everyone except for Hiyori nodded. Hiyori complained about having the majority against her idea of beating the boys up, but eventually she complied.


"Alrighty, boys, we've decided your punishment!" Rangiku announced cheerily as she walked into the living room. She was followed by the rest of the girls, who were all grinning evilly.

"You have to take us all to the noodle shop downtown and buy us food!" Momo said.

"That's it?" Sentaro snorted. Ichigo elbowed him in the side to shut him up.

"Dammit! What a horrible punishment," Ishida said, trying to act upset over the punishment. Ichigo nodded in agreement.

"Bwahaha! Revenge is sweet!" Orihime laughed maliciously. Ishida face-palmed; he couldn't believe she had bought the idea of them being upset over the "horrible punishment."

"Unohana-taichou, can you keep them in there for a little longer while we go upstairs to get ready?" Isane asked politely. Unohana nodded and motioned for them to go ahead.


"Ow! Don't you dare poke my eye out with that, Rangiku!" Kiyone yelled as Rangiku tried to put some eye liner on Kiyone's eyelids.

"Relax! I'm a professional with this!" Rangiku said as she traced a thin, black line. When she finished both eyes, Rangiku pulled some nude-colored eyeshadow out of her bag. "You should wear makeup more often. It looks good on you."

Kiyone shook her head. "I don't have time for makeup. Plus, it smears and not all of it is sweatproof."

"Whatever..." Rangiku rolled her eyes. "All right, you're all done! Don't rub your eyes."

"Finally!" Kiyone said exhaustedly. She got up from her chair and looked into the mirror. She was surprised at how different she looked. Her lips were a shiny shade of pink from the gloss Rangiku had applied. Her eyes seemed to pop, and the eyeshadow brought out the color of her eyes more. Kiyone turned her head and saw how rosy her cheeks were. Rangiku was indeed a genius with makeup. She turned and smiled gratefully at Rangiku. Rangiku grinned back and nodded.

"Now for Nanao's makeup!" Rangiku said. She grabbed Nanao by the wrist and started to drag her towards the chair.

"No way!" Nanao struggled against Rangiku's grip, but it was no use. Her makeover was inevitable. "NOOOOO!"


"I think I just heard someone upstairs scream…" Hisagi shivered.

"Girls are freaking scary, man," Kira agreed.

"Amen."


Ohmygosh I'm so sorry for not updating! I've been busy with schoolwork and taking care of my horse and such... So sorry! I'll try to be more consistent with my updates from now on. Like I said before, I plan to finish the story all the way through. :)

Reviews actually remind me to work on this, so thank you so much, reviewers! You people are awesome! :)