Previously on Mario I Love money:

Mario and the gang schemed to throw the challenge to eliminate Yoshi.

Love blossomed between hammer bro and Tiny Kong.

The KISS OFF was too much for Luigi and the black team's lack of balance and Loyalty put them in the vault.

In a surprise turn of events, Koopa Troopa was stabbed in the back, forcing him to quit.

4 people are in the box and two will be bounced.

Chapter summary: with Toadette, Rosalina, Hammer bro and dry bones up for elimination, and tiny as the paymaster, all bets are off. Tiny gives dry bones an offer he can't refuse one player is eliminated from the game.

Mario belongs to Shigeru Miyamoto.

Mario I Love money

Chapter 7: the monarchy rises


AFTER THE VAULT

With what just happened in the vault, the black team's confidence in their winning streak and loyalty in each other was proven wrong. With Koopa gone, Boo wonders how his alliance will hold up under the intense pressure. Two of his strongest allies Dry bones and hammer bro are at risk of going home and there is a 50/50 chance that they both might go home.

Secret interview (Boo)

"This is bad, this is very bad. My two best friends are in the box and if either one of them gets eliminated I'll be devastated."

Meanwhile, Toadette and Rosalina began to prepare for the worse as they get ready for their power outing with tiny. With her loyalty already in question, Toadette devises a plan to save herself and her friend.

Toadette: we have to convince tiny to send home dry bones and hammer bro. they're ten times stronger than we are so if tiny is smart, she'll eliminate them.

Rosalina: but what if what the others said is true about her and hammer bro? She won't eliminate him so it may come down to us and dry bones.

Secret interview (toadette)

"Crap, I forgot about that rumor! If that is true, then Rosie and I are screwed!"

DRY BONES AND HAMMER BRO'S ROOM

Dry bones and hammer bro were in the room freaking out about how the votes turned out. Hammer bro acted as if he didn't have much to worry about but dry bones on the other hand was freaking the hell out, as if he knew whose check was going to get voided.

Dry bones (panicking): I know I'm going home, I know. Nobody can tell me that I'm not going home unless Jesus himself comes down and says "dry bones you're not going home" I know I'm going home. (1)

Hammer: calm down buddy, you have nothing to worry about. I can convince tiny to send the girls home and keep you in the game.

Dry bones: easy for you to say, she's your girl and you know that You are safe.

Hammer: in the box, no one is safe.

Tiny Kong enters the room accompanied by the girls.

Tiny: it's time to go everyone.

With that tiny and the group left for their power outing. It was a long and heat filled drive through Mexico. The van then pulled up to what looked like an outside dinner theatre with mariachi singers in the front of what appeared to be a stage. The mariachi band was playing their music and sang as they all danced to it. Not to mention that it was a very beautiful day, the sun was shining and the beautiful mariachi music of Mexico was playing. The money lovers were having a good time. However, they almost forgot that there was an elimination coming up after the blissful day. But that wonderful day would soon be ruined by an unfortunate accident.

Thud!

Suddenly a loud thud could be heard from hundreds of feet away. Everyone rushed over only to find an injured toadette on the ground. It appeared that she twisted her ankle and the injury must have felt serious as well; since she was crying.(2)

Tiny: OMG, OMG, OMG!

Secret interview (tiny)

"Oh…my… god. I was so not expecting this not now. Damn it why did someone have to get hurt now?"

Rosalina and Hammer bro tried to help Toadette up and help her walk to the table.

Hammer: you gonna be alright?

Toadette: I think so!

Dry bones looks over at the injured girl and scoffs in amusement.

Secret interview (dry bones)

"Toadette that was the fakest fall I have ever seen in my freaking life. There is no way you're hurt that bad."

Shortly after, an ambulance arrived to take a look at toadette ankle. Thankfully it was not broken however she did sprain it. The doctor then gave toadette this advice.

Doctor: the best thing for you to do right now is to not stay on your leg to long. If you must walk or do challenges that involve you standing or running, try not put too much pressure on your leg.

The doctor then puts a bandage around her leg and rides off in the ambulance. When all of this was over it was already lunch time. The gang was having red beans and rice and chicken quesadillas for lunch. Tiny only took the red beans and rice, since she was a vegetarian. Everyone had the rice, beans and the quesadillas. This was the time for the money lovers to get down to business and make their final pleas to the paymaster.

Tiny: Dry bones, why should I keep you as oppose to the rest of them?

Dry bones: You might think that I 'm the strongest person here but as strong as I am physically, I can see myself going against someone who is weaker than me and the only people here that might be able to beat me are you and maybe hammer bro.

Tiny: But what if my team asks you to throw challenges, are you gonna do it?

Dry bones (flustered): uhh…

Secret interview (dry bones)

"There is no way in hell I would throw a challenge unless there was someone on my team that I wanted gone who I thought was a threat."

Dry bones: maybe… who do you want gone from my team?

Tiny: don't know yet but I'll tell you later if I decide to keep you here.

Tiny then turns to Rosalina.

Tiny: Rosie, I don't know very much about you other than you is the weakest player on your team. So why should I keep someone as weak and defenseless as you?

Rosalina: I may be weak physically but I am very intelligent, plus I'm loyal and I can help you get rid of anyone you want off the black team. I feel like as women we should stick together. It's very unfortunate that two people must go home.

Tiny: yeah what the hell was master hand thinking?

Hammer: he must be on crack or have tourettes syndrome or something.

They all laugh and the waiter appears with a note on the platter.

You may now pick one person to have more one on one time with. Please ask the others to leave.

The Kong thought and thought about who she would give the fifteen minutes to. She and hammer bro were tight so there was no need for him to have a one on one. But there were three people on the power outing she new hardly anything about but she need assurance from some of the team members but one In particular.

Tiny: dry bones, can I talk to you for a few minutes?

Dry bones: sure.

The other wait by the van as dry bones has his one on one.

Tiny: U know that you and boo are supposed to be good friends and all, but in the battle for one million dollars things will get ugly and at some point, he'll turn on you. So If I were you I would try to get him out of here.

Dry bones: but, boo has been loyal to me ever since day one. I may seem mean but I am not two faced.

Tiny: I know that so why not include me in your alliance with boo and hammer bro and yoshi and Dixie. This way if one of your teammates turns on you, yoshi Dixie and I can help you get your revenge.

Dry bones: Hmm…a tempting offer…

Secret interview (dry bones)

" so tiny wants in with my alliance, and she says that in case some of the team turns against me that she and Dixie will have my back… it might be a good idea to have her in the alliance."

Tiny: I think it's time to get back to the house.


The money lovers return from the power outing to find an unexpected guest waiting outside of the mansion for them. Everyone was standing outside sitting on the benches and master hand was in front of the strongbox. Standing next to him was a tall, slender woman. None of them had even the slightest clue what was going on.

Secret interview (toadette)

" okay so we're coming back to the house and I see that it looks like the elimination ceremony has already been set up. What in the world is going on"

MH: good afternoon money lovers.

With puzzled looks on their faces, the group reluctantly greets their host.

Everyone: good evening.

MH: standing next to me is the author of this story, Ms. Animediva. She is here because I have yet another new rule for this game that I didn't know was an official rule until now.

Animediva: yeah the rule where only one person is allowed to go home unless a challenge automatically DQ'S a player from the competition!

MH: right… sorry boss.

Animediva:I'll be going now, you be good now master hand and don't break anymore of my rules.

Animediva exits. Soon after the elimination ceremony begins.

MH: well you heard it straight from the horse's mouth; only one person can go home, it will be either toadette, Rosalina, hammer bro or dry bones. Tiny who do want to come up here and receive their first check?

Secret interview (tiny):

I can't believe that we're doing this damn elimination now! This is what we get for listening to our stupid host! Oh well.

Tiny: hammer bro come get your check.

Not one person in the yard was even slightly surprised by the result. They knew tiny wouldn't eliminate hammer bro. hammer bro took his check and he and tiny started making out. Half of all the contestants got pretty grossed out by the sight.

Secret interview (daisy)

"Tiny and hammer bro make the absolute worst couple ever. They are just disgusting together."

MH: tiny who do you want to come up here and receive their next check?

Tiny: she may have had an unfortunate accident earlier today but she does have strong will so for that reason and that reason alone I want Toadette to get her check.

Toadette steps up , grabs her check and rejoins her team. Only dry bones and Rosalina are left, one of them would stay and the other would be bounced from the game.

MH: now there are two money lovers left, dry bones, Rosalina, for one of you this is your last night in Mexico. Tiny, it's all on you.

Tiny thought as hard as she could about this decision. Does she keep Rosalina because she is weaker or does she honor the deal she made with dry bones? This decision was very hard for a smart Kong like her but it had to me made.

Tiny: Rosalina come here.

Rosalina steps forward her check waiting to be voided or handed to her.

Tiny: Rosalina, you told me that you were the weakest one in this house. And I believe that I can beat you. But I made a deal with someone here and unfortunately, keeping you was not part of that deal…Rosalina your check has to have a void on it, sorry.

Rosalina: okay.

MH: Rosalina (stamps the ckeck) your check is void and it's time for you to bounce

Final words (rosalina)

"it's very dissapointing that I didn't win the money. But I guess that's because I'm manipulative enough."

Dry bones: tiny, about your offer, I'll accept it.

Dry bones takes his check then rejoins the blackt team. surprised by the outcome of the elimination boo sighs in relief.

Rosalina exits as wario shakes his head in disbelief. Then turns to Mario.

Wario(to Mario): clear message sent.

MH: everyone get some rest because you have another challenge tomorrow.

Seecret interview (Daisy)
"It looks like tiny has gone to the dark side of this game. if its war that the black team wants then I'll let 'em have it a hundredfold! game on!"

Chapter 7 owari

Sorry that chapter didn't turn out so good I was really hungry and when I'm hungry its hard to focus. The next one will be better promise.

Next time on Mario I love money

Tiny crosses over to the dark side.

Tiny: with this new alliance I know I'm safe.

A challenge makes the battle field explode

MH: this next challenge is called DODGE BOMB

And one player's disloyalty costs a team the challenge

???: OH MY GOD HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS!?