Chapter 7: Bonus match - I Quit match.
Megaman: 'Digimon one and all, this next bout at Internet Incident is a bonus I Quit match! Introducing first, the leader of the Dragon World Order, AMERICAN DRAGON JAKE LONG!'
Jake Long made his entrance as the first competitor in the bonus match and got a mostly-negative reaction. The fans turned back to the entranceway to see who would enter as Jake's opponent.
Megaman: 'And his opponent, please welcome the Digital World's own... FLAMEDRAMON, THE FIRE OF COURAGE!'
The File Island Arena fans erupted. Their own armoured digimon, notably the hero of Adventure 02, came down to the ring, ready to test the will of the Digital World against the dastardly tactics of the dWo. The fans were certainly thrilled to see another homeworlder in action at Internet Incident.
As soon as the bell rang the two competitors were at it charging each other and rolling around the ring, each trying to get the opening advantage. The fight then ends up outside the ring as they are still rolling around now on the ground. This finally ends when Long is able to start choking Flamedramon. Flamedramon must release his hold and this allows Long to lock in a head scissors.
Long has this hold locked in for about two minutes before breaking it. Long decided to try and ends things there and applied his submission the Burning Dragon STF. Since they were outside the ring Flamedramon had no way to break the hold he could only reverse out of it. He tried this, but every time he tried to Long was able to some how block the attempt and able to keep the move on.
Finally on the sixth attempt, Flamedramon was able to reverse the hold, and reverse it into his submission, the Flames of Courage. Flamedramon was now in control of the contest, and Long was trying everything possible to reverse the hold, be unlike Flamedramon he had no luck in reversing the hold. After a good five minutes of having the hold locked on Flamedramon released the hold.
Long was down and in bad shape after being applied to the finisher for five minutes. Flamedramon then lifted Long up and whipped him into the ring barrier. Flamedramon then charged and hit Long with a clothesline so hard that both competitors ended up in the crowd. The referee jumped the ring barricade as the action continued in the stands. Flamedramon was still in control as he drug Long over to the boards that were used for hockey.
Flamedramon then lifted Long up and dropped him stomach first on the boards. Flamedramon then was going to whip Long into the boards but Long reversed this and sent Flamedramon into the boards. Long then charged and clotheslined Flamedramon over the boards. Long then climbed up onto the boards and delivered an elbow drop to Flamedramon.
Long tried this again, but Flamedramon was ready, as he got up and nailed Long with a steel chair. Flamedramon was now in control as he grabbed Long and brought him into the bowl seating part of the arena. Flamedramon grabbed his head and rammed it into the one of the railings. He tried to do this again but Long blocked it and sent Flamedramon's head into the railing, and then he slide Flamedramon down the railing, causing him to slam into the hockey boards.
Long went to get Flamedramon, but Flamedramon low blowed Long and took him back up the steps, and slide him down the railing, into the hockey boards. Flamedramon was now retreating up the arena steps to get a breather, and had no idea Long was back up. Long decided to walk on the railings to get up to Flamedramon. Flamedramon heard the crowd getting loud, and turned around to see Long jump off in the railing and clothesline him.
The crowd was going nuts after this. Long then got a fan to move out of the way and he placed Flamedramon in that person's seats. Long then kicked Flamedramon right in the face. Long then picked up Flamedramon and tossed him up to the top of the section. When Flamedramon landed he saw a loose sign on the wall and he grabbed it and hides it.
Long made his way up to the top, and was greeted with a sign to the head thanks to Flamedramon. Flamedramon was now back into control thanks to that sign. Flamedramon then picked Long up and tossed him into the concourse part of the arena. Flamedramon then whipped Long into one of the walls, and then Flamedramon kicked Long right on the face.
Flamedramon then grabbed Long's head and led him into the womens bathroom. Screams were heard as digimon women ran out of the restroom. The cameraman then entered to see Flamedramon throw Long into a mirror, causing it to break. Flamedramon then took Long into one of the stalls and placed his head in the toilet and flushed it.
Flamedramon then got Long's head out of the toilet and threw him out of the bathroom. Next to the bathroom was a concession stand, and Flamedramon threw Long into the wall below the space were you order. Flamedramon was acting like he was going to order something, when Long low blowed him, and tossed him into the concession stand.
Long then entered through the stand door, and slammed Flamedramon's head into the cash register, and then the popcorn machine. Long then found the hotdog cooker, and placed Flamedramon's hand on that while slamming his head into the cotton candy machine. Long then found the nacho machine, and was going to throw Flamedramon into it, but Flamedramon reversed that sending Long into the machine, and now he was covered in cheese.
Long then sent a kick to Flamedramon's head that sent him right into the kegs of beer. Long grabbed the tap and forced Flamedramon to drink about two liters worth of Miller Lite and Bud Lite (data in the digital world). Long then found the ketchup and mustard bottles and sprayed Flamedramon with those. Long then threw Flamedramon back through the open space of the stand.
He then waited for Flamedramon to get up, and he jumped through it himself, taking out Flamedramon. Next to the concession stand was a merchandise stand. Long threw Flamedramon in and found a Kamen Rider Zeronos t-shirt and started choking him with it. Flamedramon then low blowed Long, and whipped him into the t-shirt setup. Flamedramon found a Digimon shirt and held it up to the camera, causing the crowd who was watching the action on the big screen on stage the arena to cheer.
Flamedramon then choked Long with the t-shirt. Flamedramon then threw Long out of the merchandise stand and headed back for the seating area. Flamedramon found another loose sign in the new section they were in and hit Long with it. This caused Long to fall all the way down the steps of the section down to the arena floor. Flamedramon then slide down the very long railing, and clotheslined Long when he got to the end.
Flamedramon saw they were near the stage and was going to whip Long into it, but Long reversed the attempt and sent Flamedramon into the side of the stage. Long then tossed Flamedramon up onto the stage. Once of the stage Long starting kicking at Flamedramon, and then he lifted Flamedramon up and delivered a bodyslam. Long then drug him to the other side of the stage, and was about to throw Flamedramon off when Flamedramon delivered a clothesline to Long.
Flamedramon then placed Long's head between his legs lifted him up and powerbombed him off the stage. Flamedramon climbed down to see that Long was out. Flamedramon picked him up and led him back to the ring, and threw him in. Once back in the ring Flamedramon applied the Flames of Courage. It looked like Long was going to quit as he kept yelling I over and over.
Then all of a sudden the lights went out. When the lights turned on Long was out of the ring, and in it instead was Chris Griffin and Meowth. Flamedramon then kicked Chris Griffin in the face and started attacking Meowth. Meowth was defenseless as Flamedramon locked in Meowth's own submission, the bow and arrow he calls the Rocket Arrow on the dastardly cat.
As Flamedramon had this applied, Jake re-entered the ring and nailed Flamedramon with a chair. Flamedramon released the hold as Long continued the beating. Chris Griffin then entered the ring with two chairs, and gave one to his partner. Long then placed the chair around Flamedramon's neck, and Chris Griffin and Meowth each hit Flamedramon with a chair, delivering the con-chair-to.
Long then locked in the Burning Dragon STF on Flamedramon, who still had the chair around his neck, as Chris Griffin and Meowth starting hitting Flamedramon in his free leg with the chair. The duo then placed the chairs on each of his ankles and climbed to the top ropes. Each jumped off at the same time, and each landed on one of the ankles at the same time. Flamedramon was screaming in pain as he started yelling 'I QUIT!'. The fans were not happy at that result.
Megaman: 'Here is your winner of the I Quit Bonus match, JAKE LONG!'
The dWo continued to beat down Flamedramon with malicious intent until the new Triple Crown Tag Team champions rushed down to aid their brethren. WarGreymon booted Meowth down hard while WereGarurumon straight-punched Griffin from the ring. Jake Long was cornered... and he backtracked right into an angry Flamedramon. The Flame Digimon twisted Jake around and planted him with a Stunner he calls the Fire Rocket. The dWo exited the ring as WarGreymon got a microphone.
WarGreymon: 'Mon, it's good to be home. Now, I see we got three idiots walking outta' our ring because they won't stick around for us to whip their a--!'
WereGarurumon: 'Yo, Grey, tone down the language. We're on Jetix, remember?'
WarGreymon: 'Who cares? It's still Disney!'
WereGarurumon: 'I eat my own words. That's worse!'
WarGreymon: 'Anyway, back to the matter at hand: us, the new Triple Crown champions are challenging you three and that other loser you guys hang around with to an 8-man tag team match at Three Chains of Destiny. WarGreymon, WereGarurumon, Flamedramon and another Digimon of our choice are going to beat you, just like we defeated MaloMyotismon a while back! And Flamedramon's got the last word!'
Flamedramon grabbed the microphone.
Flamedramon: 'How do you like your American Dragon? Flame-boiled... or grilled?'
The crowd cheered as the cameras went backstage.
Backstage
Lola: 'Lola here with Team South Park who were given a raw deal in the 6-man tag team title match at Khaos In Kyoto where WWE & TNA superstars cost them the victory against Ed, Edd n Eddy. Tonight, Cartman gets a measure of revenge... or so he says... against TNA's homegrown legend, AJ Styles!'
Cartman: 'No more douchebags... no more sneak attacks... no more favoritism! AJ Styles, I am going to show you what I'm all about... and that's simply because I'm in it for Cheesy Poofs!'
Stan: 'Way to end it with a bad line, douchebag!'
Cartman: 'I said no more douchebagging!'
Dog the Bounty Hunter walked onto the scene. Stan began sweating.
Stan: 'Oh.. hey, Mr. Chapman.'
Dog: 'Hey, guys. Good luck with AJ Styles tonight... if you know what I mean!'
Dog walked off.
Cartman: 'That was the Dawg! I gotta' get an autograph or something!'
A/N: Well, there's your seventh match of Internet Incident, with Jake Long using his Dragon World Order to defeat homeworlder Flamedramon in an I Quit match (I know I said Turmoil match last chapter, but I really couldn't write it. Block sucks!) before finding themselves entangled up in an 8-man tag team match with the homeworld tag champs and Flamedramon at TCD! Also, Cartman deludes himself into thinking he can beat AJ Styles with Dog the Bounty Hunter 'encouraging' his one-time lookalike on!
Next chapter: The enigmatic Red-Dust from CASZ invades to do battle with 'Jackass' Bam Margera while Shadow the Hedgehog, the final USEW Transatlantic/Hardcore champion, gives his rebuttal to Bart Simpson's interview earlier! Ruff... I got nothing.
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