SUGAR RUSH
A Kingdom Hearts Fanfic
Written by:Me A.K.A Leonshadow7
Yeah, it's me again. Listen, I've been watching Tsubasa...WAY too much. So there'll probably be less updatage with all of my stories untill I finish watching all of the accessable episodes. Yeah, that's it. So enjoy what may be the only update for a long time to come! (By the way, I don't own Tsubasa. Or kingdom hearts.)
Chapter 7: Lunar Eclipse
"Now that everything's cleared up…I have to go get Saix." Something bugging you? "Yes something is
bugging me! Now that I don't have a reason to argue with you I have to go and get Saix!" And the point
is… "The point is that Saix is crazy! C-R-A-Z-Y." Well then the faster you get it over with the better
right, Zex? Zexion growled at the screen and stalked off to find him.
MEANWHILE IN THE THEATRE
"GO FAI!" Could be heard quite clearly from the other side of the door. Zexion made a noise that could
only be describes as: snrk. What's with the 'snrk'? "I knew Saix was crazy…but I had no idea he was
always watching Tsubasa in the theatre. I wonder if anyone else knows…" He began to ponder. But me,
being me, are going to interrupt. What's wrong with Tsubasa? I think it's cool. "YOU like tsubasa?
You, miss Leon, who is always being sarcastic and strange?" He asked. Yeah, she does. She's up to
episode 21 right now…And she likes all of the main characters. "So you like Fai too?" Excuse me,
how do you even KNOW about Tsubasa, much less the character names? "Because you're the
author so I know things that I otherwise wouldn't know. … He's got a point Leon.
Zexion quietly snuck up behind Saix. Saix was sitting there with a mad look in his eyes and munching on
some peeps. You know, those sugar marshmallow things that are shaped like bunnies and
chickens. "I had no idea you were like that, No. 7." Zexion said smartly. Unluckily for him, Saix's
immediate reaction to getting startled was grabbing his claymore and chopping the nearest person's head
off. Unfortunately, Zexion saw it coming… "I thought I was your favorite character!" He exclaimed.
You are. I just like to bug you.
"Whoa, whoa whoa, calm down there Saix." Zexion said backing up. "YOU RUIN EPISODE! THIS MY
FAVORITE PART! ME LIKE FAI!" He screamed. "Let's just take a moment to-" "ARE YOU PLOT BEHIND MY
BACK? YOU WANT ME TO GO ANGRY!" Zexion would have liked to point out that he WAS angry, but he
knew that wouldn't get a good reaction. "Okay, I think we can work something out here...You can finish you're...er...Fai
obsession...and come see me later." Zexion, my dear friend, that sounded gay. "Grr...Shut up!"
"OKAYSIES!" Saix screamed before sitting down again.
Well, it's later, he's still not here Zexion. "Shut up." Do you think he got side-tracked? "Shut up." Are you
upset? "Shut up." I think he's mad because his new boy-friend ditched him. "I said SHUT-UP!" To save further
argument, Saix showed up. "YOU ARE WANT TO SEE ME!" "Um...Yeah." "FOR WHAT!" "Er...nothing
imparticular. "THEN ME WANT GO WATCH TSUBASA!" Saix started to drool. That's discusting! Leon's
right for once... You're not supposed to oppose me! Grrr... "Can we get on with the story now?
Thank you."
Saix had begun to jump up and down repeatedly screaming: Fai and Tsubasa. Obsessions can be a scary thing...
But luckily, Zexion had an idea. Well, not really an idea. Just a lucky shot. Zexion's idea was to throw the sugar candy
into Saix's mouth. See? That's not really an idea. "It is too!" Zexion exclaimed right before flinging the candy into the
bottomless hole that could be called a mouth.
Saix just stood there for a minute. Then two minutes. Zexion was beginning to think that he had grabbed a defective candy
when Saix's eyes turned all pinkish. "You know, my good fellow, I've decided that Tsubasa is rather...crude for my tastes.
I am going to take up an interest in chess instead." He sighed and went to find a chess board.
Zexion followed him, and when he took out the chess board...he just sat there. Blinking. As in, not moving or talking. Just
blinking. Frightening. Truly frightening. "Tell me about it." Zexion quietly slinked away to find the next victim. Hopefully
nothing too bad would happen...
And there you have it. Yes, I made Saix an idiot. Why? Because every other fanfic makes fun of him being an elf-like person. I decided to take it in the other directions and make fun of his berserkness. Well, now that this chapter has been completed I am going to shun you for several days while I watch all of the Tsubasa episodes that I can. Ciao!
