E-POV

After a while of lying on the bed and making out with my new girlfriend like a couple of teenagers, we were rudely interrupted by her fucking cell phone.

"Who has the ring tone 'I kissed a girl'?" I asked as I got up to get her phone.

"Pam…" ugahhhhh, Let the fall out begin.

"Why that song?" I asked

"Because before Sam she was a lesbian, he is the only man she has ever slept with."

"Well… fuck me." I said with a look of total shock, my brother turned a gay woman straight. I may be mad at him but well done sir.

"I hate this I don't want to deal with her." She said trying to shrink down.

"Do you want me to answer and feel her out first?" I asked.

"Yes please."

"As you Wish." I flipped open her phone to greet Pam.

"What?" I said, I have no reason to be polite right now.

"Hi Eric, Is my sister around?"

"Yes, but I'm not sure If I will let you talk to her, as I am sure you have heard, she had a tough morning."

"Ya that's why I called, Sam had no right to speak to either of you that way. Sookie needs someone who won't take her crap and will put her interests first. When she called me and told me that you lied with her and cuddled her the first night on our grandmother's grave, I knew you would be good for her. I don't even think Sam would do that for me. Just please don't break her heart… she looks strong but it is mostly an act." She said, to say I was shocked would be a massive understatement.

"So I have seen, she is special, I'll let you talk to Sookie now. Oh and just so you know I like you better when you're not being a bitch."

"Ya well, I only like you because you seem to please my sister; if that ever stops the niceness will stop also." She said, yup she will always be a bitch.

I handed Sookie the phone and told Sookie I was going to go downstairs for a swim while she talked to her sister. I tossed on some trunks and jumped in the pool and tried to swim away the thoughts I was having about Sookie moving in, walking towards me in a wedding dress and having my baby. I decided to grow a set and think about her naked and writhing under me instead… yes this is way manlier.

S-POV

"Hey Pam."

"Oh Sookie, I should have sent him to you sooner. I remember thinking how much you would like him the first time I met him, It's just he was such a womanizer back then, I guess he just needed to meet his match." Pam said wistfully.

"Stop it Pam, People will start to think that you have feelings."

"Oh hush Sook, are you going to come out with him in six weeks when the baby is born?"

"Ya, I was going to come anyway at least now I will have someone to take my mind off of Sam's permanent wedgie."

"Sookie he is not that bad, he just loves organization and planning and you know you're a fly by the seat of your pants type of person."I huffed and said.

"Whateves, I'll play nice if he does, if for nothing else for my new niece."

"Good, now do you love him? Do you want to have like a million of his babies?" I was shocked; it was like we were back in high school sitting in her room lusting after Mark Walberg.

"Pam, I don't know! Maybe… yes? I have never felt like this before, so I don't know." She giggled and sang.

"Sookie and Eric sting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G!"

"Pam, knock it off."

"Oh Sookie for the first time ever your dating someone who is not a douche let me bask in it."

"Pamela, cut the crap."

"Can I be a bride's maid?"

"Pam, if you don't stop this I will fly to Chicago and kill you with my bare hands." I said in a deadly serious tone.

"Oh Sookie your no fun, we're going to be doubly sisters now." I had to let out a long sigh and say.

"Pam, this is all still very new. I don't even know if it will work out but for now were good." I could practically hear the smirk in her voice when she said.

"Oh Sookie, it will work out I have a sixth sense about these things."

"Pam, I'm going to light you on fire." I said with a huff.

"Oh you shut your whore mouth. I will talk to you later Sam has reservations and he likes to be 15 minutes early."

"Alright, talk to you later I love you."

"I love you too."

And with that she hung up the phone and I found myself thinking about moving in with Eric, walking towards him in a white dress and having his babies… I need to get myself together. I will think about him fucking me into next week instead… yes much better.