Chapter 7

*Benvolio and Jacinta search all Mercutio's favourite hangouts*

Benvolio: Do you hear that?

Jacinta: I hear something... it sounds like a girl and a boy, but my, it's hard to hear it!

Benvolio: Which house do you think it's coming from?

*Benvolio and Jacinta walk around to each of the houses, until they can make out the voice of Juliette*

Benvolio: Oh no, 'tis her!

Jacinta: I have an idea - but she mustn't see you! Hide in that burrow yonder and I'll disguise myself!

Tybalt and Sasha...

Sasha: How about that, then?

Tybalt: No, that was the last meal I ate before I died!

Sasha: Well, you're not dead now! Why don't you choose what you want to eat?

Tybalt: I don't know what I want to eat...

Sasha: Well, you mustn't be that hungry then!

Tybalt: But, I am...

Sasha: *rolls her eyes* Well, I'm going to eat something, you can cry about not wanting anything here.

Tybalt: Wait! I'll have what you're having!

Sasha: Fine! *walks to a stall*

Tybalt: Wait! Not that!

Sasha: I swear to God, when we find Mercutio I'm giving him a kiss for killing you...

Tybalt: That was uncalled for.

Sasha: YOU were uncalled for! Hmm...What are we going to eat?

Tybalt: How about some fruit? And that comment was cruel!

Sasha: Fruit sounds good. That comment was true! Excuse me, ma'am. 10 oranges please! *turns to Tybalt* what do you want?

Fruit Stand Lady: Ten oranges? What about your husband?

Sasha: O.O No, no, no, no, no! I think you have the wrong idea. He's not my husband! I would never marry him. *leans in and whispers* He's a little challenged, if you catch my drift.

Fruit Stand Lady: *nods knowingly*

Tybalt: What was that?

Sasha: Nothing!

Fruit Stand Lady: *hands oranges to Sasha*

Sasha: Thank you! *turns to Tybalt* Oh, do you have any money?

Tybalt: Why do I have to pay?

Sasha: Because I am the lady and it would be only right for you to pay for it!

Tybalt: *groans and digs out a few coins*

Fruit Stand Lady: Thank you very much! *talks slowly to Tybalt* Haaave. A. Goood. Daaay.

Tybalt: Uhh...thanks.

Sasha: *walks off*

Tybalt: *runs after her* Why was that lady talking like that to me?

Sasha: Oh, no reason. You know how fruit venders are!

Back to Romeo...and Wilson...

Romeo:...and Mercutio says, "No, he would just eat it!" *laughs hysterically*

Wilson (voice of Romeo): *laughs* Haha! Romeo, you're so funny!

Romeo: I very much appreciate that, Wilson!

In the abandoned attic...

Juliette and Rachel: *hear knock on door* O.O