fan: rita and runt, let me rephrase, do you LOVE each other?

rita: runt is like a brother...a very annoying ignorant brother. I love him like that, no further.

runt: shes definitely like a sister, definitely definitely a sister.

rita: well put runt. -rolls eyes-


fan: hello nurse, how many boys have oodled over you?

hello nurse: i prefer not to notice, because i'm not that kind of girl. The only ones iv'e noticed are the warner brothers because they don't leave me alone about it.


fan: slappy, who's your favorite person to torture?

slappy: hm let me think a minute. well it's more like people, people who bother the living daylights out of me. so i don't have a favorite, cause i can't pick.


fan: whole cast, was there ever a prank pulled on the set of the show that was just the funniest thing ever?

yakko: there was this one time that dot set her pet box on a table so that the new directors assistant would look in the box.

dot: when she opened that box she jumped ten feet in the air.

slappy: there was this one time walter wolf made me mad so i set 40 sticks of tnt on his chair set to go off when he sat on it.

skippy: yea but dr. scratchnsniff sat in the chair instead.

dr. scratchnsniff: it hurt verse zan when ze varners do zer pranks. ill just zay zis, im glad zat slappy isn't my enemy.

slappy: hey you shouldn't have set in walters chair!

dr. scratchnsniff: i didn't know it vas his chair.

wakko: it was still funny.


fan: warners, what was your reaction when you read the "finger prince" joke in hercule yakko?

dot: diiiiiiscustuing.

yakko: hahahahahahaha thats still hilarious, hahahahahahahaha!

wakko: i still don't get it.


fan: yakko, did you know a couple of fanfiction writers ship you with slappy?

yakko: ship us where, mexico, hawaii, new york, OW! what was that for.

slappy: because you're an idiot. she means put us together.

yakko: oh...EWWWWWW!


fan: skippy, did you know some fanfiction writers ship you with dot?

skippy: um, why she's not even into me. and i don't like her like that either.


fan: dot, what was with you during the episode that contained hercules?

dot: I just wasn't in the mood.

yakko: the night before she didn't get to sleep until like 6 am due to um what was it.

wakko: she was watching some love movie marathon or something.

dot: HEY THOSE MOVIES WHERE GOOD!


fan: whole cast, a riddle, and a joke at the same time: if pro is the opposite of con, than what is the opposite of progress? (if you don't get it i'll tell you the answer in the next set.)

warners: tell us.

slappy: that is such an old joke, classic.

pinky: i don't get it brain.

brain: maybe it is a formula for world domination. come pinky we must hurry.

pinky: why brain.

brain: i think we both know why.

pinky: oh are we going to meet farfignewton. haha NARF!

brain: don't make me hurt you pinky.

pinky: i'll try brain.


unknownwarner: hey yakko and wakko, have you ever read the fanfic 'minerva's sexy session'? if not, you should look it up and post your reaction here :D.

gicky: i read before they did and i wouldn't let them read it. the're only kids. sorry.