The Akatsuki Stories
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Just a bunch of short stories about what might be going on in the Akatsuki... bad summary.
Chapter VII
AGoV!
Part V: Deserted in the Desert!
Sasori woke up to see that he has lost his whole entire body on impact!
" Hello? Is anybody here at all?" he asked. He was the only one for miles. The head then broke down crying because he needed to go to the bathroom but he had to hold it because he couldn't pee without a body.
" I'm all alone!!!" he cried out to the wind. But he wasn't. Since he landed in between two small mounds of sand and couldn't move his head at all, he couldn't see that Deidara and Tobi crashed next to him.
" Where am I, un?"
" Tobi think we're in desert!"
The two were startled when they heard a weak yet familiar voice.
" Meat..."
"Zetsu, yeah?"
The two of them tried to pull him out of the hole he made when he crashed. Then, Deidara tripped over Sasori's head, which started yelling at him.
" ARE ALL GIRLS LIKE YOU CLUMSY!?" yelled the head.
" WHO'RE YOU CALLING A GIRL, YA DISEMBODIED FREAK, UN!!??" yelled back Deidara.
" WHY DONT YOU COME DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE,YOU SISSY!!??" Sasori shouted at Deidara.
" BRING IT!!" said Dei, bringing out some clay.
"Meat..." said Zetsu weakly.
" Tobi a good boy!" said Tobi, who still had wings.
Everybody started arguing until they heard some distant grumbling.
" What's that, un?" wondered Deidara, turning his head to the noise.
Everybody turned to the noise and saw a pyramid.
" House!" yelled Tobi, flying to the pyramid.
Everybody followed him, the grumbling louder. When they were just outside the pyramid, they saw the source of the noise: thousands of mummies were exiting the pyramid. The Akatsuki had there jaws crashed to the floor, with the exception of Sasori, of course. After the parade of mummified people, there was one mummy being carried by others, who had a crown on its head.
" All hail, Tut." the mummies said, bowing to their undead Pharaoh. When Tut grumbled some words, the undead charged at the Akatsuki!
" Time for some serious mummy bashing!" said Deidara, holding his explosive clay.
The group of mummies then closed in on the Akatsuki members...
To Be Continued...
