"Come on Arthur" said Leon as he dragged a very inebriated and near paralytic Arthur to his chambers.

"I wanna... sleep..." groaned Arthur. Leon laughed and kicked open the door.

"Yes, now come on Arthur, on you get," he said as he lay Arthur down on his bed, fully clothed. (Undressing the prince was not a job for a knight)

Arthur slept at once.

As it was dark, Leon did not notice the fat ginger cat leap on the bed and curl up on a pillow.

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"Oh my head..." groaned Arthur the next morning.

"Meow?" Said Arthur (The Cat).

"AAAARRRGGHHHH!"