Cullen Fan Mail
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Disclaimer: (place witty disclaimer sentence here) Oh and btw… I don't own Twilight or any of the stores below.
Also, no offense to any one who shops at Hollister, AE, Aero, or A and F. I do shop at Aero sometimes, so please don't yell at me. You'll see why later.
Also, this chapter is also dedicated to all my readers, especially Orphan Ashley! Thanks sooo much for your crazy questions and I wish I could name all of you, but sadly that would take up the whole page! Anyway, onwards!
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Dear Emmett,
Do you feel like you got the short straw in the power
department? I mean,
your power is your strength, yet a newborn can
beat you up easy, and Edward
can sometimes beat you in wrestling
fights.
Stay strong,
Red Dragon.
Dear Red Dragon,
NO! I didn't get the short straw! Of curse a new born can beat anyone; they have vampire and their own human blood in them. Also, that's the thing. He can sometimes beat me. Plus, he always read's my mind. If he didn't do that, I would beat him easy.
Love,
Emmett
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Dear
Jasper and Carlisle (Emmett and Edward, sorry, you don't get a
question: blows them a kiss :),
Jasper, you have southern accent,
and Carlisle, you have a British accent.
How have you been able to
hold onto your accent? I had a Canadian accent,
because I lived
there for my entire life (up to thirteen), but I lost the
accent
after three years in America. And you vampires have been around
much
more than three years, Jasper, you are what? Pushing 183? And
Carlisle, you are
400-something?! Oh, and for the record, I think
accents are sexy: winks:
Curious to hear your answer,
AneleTiger.
Dear AneleTiger,
Carlisle: Hmm… that's a very good question. Well, I guess it's just a part of me. I can't help it, it just won't go away. And Esme agrees, she like accents too.
Jasper: Carlisle right. It's just a part of me. I can't help it anymore than I can help the fact I'm a blood drinking vampire.
Love,
Jasper and Carlisle
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Dear
Cullen family,
I am a vampire and I need a home. I'm only 12. Will
you take me in? PLEASE?
Ps- Emmett, Edward, and Jasper are HAWT!!
Sorry Carlisle. You're too old. I
mean it would be like dating
my dad. EW! I just poisoned myself!
PSS- Alice, you and I think
alike. Take me shopping and then we can get
mani/pedis:D
xoxo
SweetxNothings
Dear SweetxNothings,
Carlisle: We're rather full right now and taking in 2 vampires at one time will be hard. Maybe you should ask Tanya? I AM NOT OLD!
Esme: It's OK dear; you're just older than most fans.
Emmett: She thinks I'm sexy
Jasper: She said WE were HAWT!
Edward: I still have more fan girls
Alice: SQUEE!!! A NEW SHOPPING PARTNER!
Love,
The Cullens
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Dear
Cullen Family:
You're all so cool! I love you all!!
I have a
little question... is it true that vampires can only have one true
love in all their lives?
And I see my parents have some problems
with technology and they say that
it's because they're old, but
you are older than them! Do you have problems
with technology
too??
Love,
Vale
P.S.: Vamps are better than Wolfs!
Dear Vale,
Edward: Damn right about that. I like this girl!
Emmett: Oh god, here we go again!
Esme: BOYS! No fighting while we are answering fan mail! Well, I don't have much trouble with technology. But, I suppose that's because I have been around long enough to learn to use it.
Carlisle: I agree. At work, we use the most complex instruments. I'm glad I've been around long enough to be able to use them blindfolded.
Alice: Well, not all vampires have only one true love. I do suppose you can have two.
Love,
The Cullens
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Dear
Edward,
You are ah-mazing! You are so hott!
Tell Bella that
she is super duper lucky!
Can you possibly visit me? Ya know to
see if you can read my mind? Thanks bunches!
Love
ya!
Mrscullen01
P.S: tell every one I said hey! Alice you are
amazing!!
Dear Mrscullen01,
Thank you. Bella says she knows. I would try to visit you, but I don't know where you live. Sorry! Alice says thanks. Emmett says why aren't you HIS fan girl? (Emmett has issues)
Love,
Edward
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Dear
Edward,
One question, how do you know its love? The chemistry you
have with Bella
just makes sense, but how did you know that she
was THE ONE! Congrats on the
engagement!
Love,
WhereIsTheLove
Dear WhereIsTheLove,
That's a great question! It just clicked. Like love at first sight. When I saw her (and got used to her being there) I just know we were meant for each other. It's hard to explain really. It was like an impulse, like knowing when you're hungry or when you need water. It just happens. Thanks a lot!
Love,
Edward
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Rosalie,
Why
do you hate Bella? She makes Ed happy and shouldn't that make
you
happy? You just need to get over the fact that she WANTS to be
a vampire and
you didn't have a choice, so CHILAX! (CHILL
RELAXCHILAX)I really think that
you are a nice person and could
be an awesome friend to Bella.
Kolly!/yourcool79
Dear Kolly!/yourcool79,
I DO NOT hate Bella. I just think that if she has a choice to stay human or be a vampire, she should stay human. Being human was so wonderful, and she's giving that up. Obviously it makes me happy to see Edward happy (he said don't call him Ed), but I still think that's No excuse for giving up a great life. I am starting to slowly accept the fact that she wants to be a vampire, but it still will take a while before I can really be close to her.
Love,
Rosalie
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Dear Edward,
Would
you bite me because I've always wanted to be bitten by a
vampire?
Have you ever heard of the show called Moonlight? You
should watch it and Jacob
I want you to die vv
Rachelxvampirexlikesxblood
Dear Rachelxvampirexlikesxblood,
I'm sorry I cannot bite you. That would be against my ethics to bite a healthy human. Unless it's Bella, but if I don't bite her she will die. And I have heard of moonlight Esme, Alice, Rose, and Bella love it. That and Heroes. I want Jacob to die also.
Love,
Edward
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Dear
Alice,
I'm in need of a major wardrobe change. Where do you
suggest I shop if I don't
have a whole lot of
money?
EdwardsMyHero
P.S: Alice, you are my favorite vamp!
Dear EdwardsMyHero,
Hmm... Macy's is good. Possibly Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch. Aero and AE are OK also (although I wouldn't be caught dead or alive in those stores). But it's very hard to say unless I know who you are. SHOPPING SPREE! Awww… thank you! SEE EMMETT SHELIKES ME BETTER!
Love,
Alice
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Dear Esme,
Who you "do" Edward if he wasn't your son and you weren't married?
Love,
ItachiZukoEdward
Dear ItachiZukoEdward,
Umm… What do you mean by do????? What kind of question is this?!?!?!?! HOW COULD YOU POST SUCH A QUESTION?!?!?!?! NO I WOULD NOT "DO" HIM!!!!!!!!! GOODNESS!
Author (me): I'm sorry Esme. I had to post this, it was from my dearest cousin (you see the kind of people I'm related to?!?!?!? God)
Edward: OH MY GOD! YOUR COUSIN IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!! SCREW ETHICS SHE'S DEAD!!!!!! I WOULD RATHER TAKE A ROUND OF QUESON FOMR ORPHAN ASHLEY (A/N sorry I wanted to say that. I just love your question. But apparently Edward doesn't but keep 'em coming)
Edward: GOD! THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE!
Love,
A very pissed off Edward and Shocked Esme.
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Well there you go folks. That question really was form my cousin. See???? I live in a madhouse. I'm only going to 10 chapters with this. Also to anyone who has sent questions to Bella or anyone else, don't worry the Cullen's are going camping again and next weeks guest is Bella, Angela, Jessica, Mike, and anyone else form Forks High! So start asking!
