DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO
Anna's P.O.V.
"prisoner 10305 you are to be brought in front of the hokage now. Any attempt at escape will be met with your immediate execution. Be respectful to the hokage, and do not speak unless spoken to"
I looked up in the direction of where I thought the guard was did he just say hokage?, I still hadn't managed to get the blindfold off despite being stuck in this room for what felt like over a hour.
I was picked up roughly by the arm and hauled into a standing position and the strangest sensation overcame me it was sort of like being a cloud, but a really fast, and jumpy cloud. There was a soft "poof" and I was standing again, swaying slightly and feeling a bit nauseous from the sudden stop.
A female voice said "remove the blindfold please." and a bright light flooded my vision. I clamped my eyes shut instinctively and tried to lift my hands in front of my face but of course I was still tied up so I fell to my knees and almost hit my head against a expensive looking desk.
I was now severely irritated, I turned my head upward so I could glare with all my might at whoever the hell was sitting at the desk.
if my long life of seventeen years had taught me anything it was that people who irritated me usually sat at desks.
I wasn't really expecting a blonde twenty-something to be behind my abduction. But what the hey, it's a free country.
"you are accused of crimes against a hidden village. ether declare your place of origin or be tried as a individual" what the hell is she talking about? What the hell did she mean 'crimes against a hidden village'!?! "of course if you were to be tried as a individual there would be no negotiations with others and therefore a quicker trial"
trial? I didn't even do anything! "you have the right to remain silent however I don't think you'll be inclined to after a while of our special 'treatment' for those like yourself who decide too betray our village."
There was a pit forming in my stomach the sort of pit that I got when I get into real trouble with no idea how to get out. So I did what I normally did in these kinds of situations.
"now do you see how cruel the life of a traitor ca-" I made things worse. " WHAT IN THE SIXHUNDRED AND SIXTYSIX HELLS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!" I screamed.
"DON'T YOU MESS WITH ME UCHIHA! JUST GIVE ME ONE EXCUSE! ONE! AND I'LL EXACUTE YOU ON THE SPOT!!" the lady yelled back in increasing volume, as she stood up from her seat and towered over me. I got up from my knees into a standing position as well and was quite smug to see I was more then a inch taller then her. and yelled back even louder. "WHO IN HADES ARE YOU CALL'IN A UCHIHA, YOU DIRT WORM!!" "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU DEGENERATE BRAT??" "I CALLED YOU A DIRT WORM YOU NINGCOMPOOP OR IS YOUR HEARING AS BAD AS YOUR FACE LOOKS?" "YOU DAMN KID! ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU THEY'LL BE ABLE TO CARRY WHATS LEFT OF YOU BACK TO YOUR MOTHER IN A SHOE BOX! YOU FU- " "LADY TSUNADE!" we both snapped our heads in the direction of a woman that I had not until now noticed. She was oddly enough holding a pig in her arms. OH GOD she was HOLDING A PIG, oh lord there was absolutely no hope for me at all was there? "lady Tsunade!" she repeated. "you need to calm down!"
Lady Tsunade? She can't possibly be meaning what I think she's meaning. how much weirder can this get? I suppose she does look like Tsunade, she certainly acted like her. 'Tsunade' stayed standing but spoke much quieter then before as we continued our glaring contest. "uchiha tell me everything you know about Orochimaru and maybe I'll let you live out the rest of your pathetic life in prison" a sudden realization hit me just then I was still wearing my stupid Sasuke chunin exam costume that Chase made me wear to come to the party.
Now if I was even going to consider the impossibility that I had somehow gotten in the story 'Naruto' it would be a very, very bad thing to look like any uchiha, lest of all Sasuke while in the hidden leaf village.
I was half expecting Naruto himself to jump out from somewhere punch me in the face and call me a mean name. I opened my mouth and closed it. Opened it again and decided to state what I really hoped was obvious. "I'm a girl." there was silence for a while. "from what I understand all the living uchiha's are boys." I said after it became apparent that no one else was going to say anything. There was still silence reigning and I started to feel very angry.
"you really thought I was a boy? What the hell is your problem?! Are you blind?" how on earth could they have ever mistaken me for an uchiha? I don't look that much like a uchiha or a boy! Sure I have short black hair that I stuck up in the black and my eyes are a dark color that could be mistaken for black, but that's it!
"Anbu rat fetch Kakashi" she said and the guy who brought me here disappeared. But before I could wonder how he could just disappear Tsunade spoke again "I have no idea why you think using a genjutsu on yourself to look like a girl would fool us. You must be incredibly stupid to not even change how you look. As soon as Kakashi gets here he'll use his sharingan and no matter how powerful your genjutsu is he'll see right through it and then you will be interrogated and executed" HA YES Kakashi will see I'm not Sasuke, and then I can actually talk to these creepy people and find out what the hell is going on!
A few tense minutes later there was a soft knock at the door (which I didn't have the pleasure of using) and "you wanted to see me hokage?" said a familiar voice, and then the owner of that voice saw me and the temperature dropped a few degrees "Sasuke" was then growled out with venom. So then just to be contrary with his mood I gave a big smile and said as cheerfully as I could "guten tag Kakashi" and the face he made almost made this whole ordeal worth while. Even though I really wanted to I thought that breaking out into hysteria might not go over so well with everyone else in the room.
"lady Hokage?" said Kakashi questioningly
"Kakashi would you be so kind as to use your sharingan to see through the genjutsu Sasuke is under?" said Tsunade. Kakashi nodded, lifted his headband, glared at me for a bit, covered his eye again and said gravely "there is no genjutsu"
"I told you I wasn't Sasuke, for Thors sake I'm not even a ninja!" I said
"what do you mean your not a ninja?" said Tsunade. Finally they were listening I thought exasperated.
"as in ' I'm not a ninja'" I reiterated.
"Then why do you have such a large amount of chakra?" she said eyes narrowed.
"well, seeing as I'm not ninja I would have no knowledge on how this 'chakra' works and therefore no idea" ok so now I was being a smart mouth but this lady deserves it for being such a idiot. And from what I understand from the explanation you get on how chakra works from Sakura then any non-ninja person can have a bunch of chakra if they study and work out a lot.
"I see" she said glaring.
"so what? You gonna let me go now that you've seen what a big mistake you made?" I doubt they would seeing as they are a big military village and I did pretty much pop out of nowhere into their village past all of their security, but there's no harm in trying. Heck maybe they'd even give me a place to stay free of charge and then start teaching me ninjutsu if I asked real nicely.
Yeah, and Itachi won best son of the year award.
"rat, please escort the prisoner back to her cell while we decide what to do with her."
I thought so. Damn logical ninja.
~*~
The hokage tower.
"If that is Sasuke he's not sane" I said simply.
"I think we can safely rule out the possibility that Sasuke had a sex change operation as well" said Tsunade rubbing the bridge of her nose, most likely to ward off a oncoming headache.
"what she said about not being a ninja, you think its true?" I said closing my eyes, the sensory type ninja that found her had said her chakra was the same as Sasuke's, but it wasn't, sure it was incredibly close to it and had I not had the sharingan I would have thought so to but it was defiantly not his. But it was close enough to unleash all sorts of ninjutsu attacks he was capable of.
"I've no idea Kakashi" she sighed "its been head of before about civilians having just as much chakra as ninja and deciding not to use it. but in that quantity? And at her age? And the fact that she appeared out of nowhere into the uchiha district and wearing traditional uchiha garb, but she seemed to be rather insulted when I called her uchiha."
"it does seem to be the quiet puzzle" I said
"I need some sake" she remarked offhandedly.
"I think we'll need her cooperation for this though, the quickest way to get answers would be from her."
"I take that as volunteering to talk to her, thanks so much Kakashi that's really a load off my back!" she was smiling a devils smile and I realized a second to late what she said.
"what? No lady Tsunade I was just saying-" I tried to protest.
"yep I'm deeply thankful to you!. I'll pencil you in for the earliest visiting hours I can get you." she said happily, it seemed as if she couldn't get her alcohol she'd have to settle for my suffering.
"oh, and Kakashi?"
"yes lady hokage?"
"don't be late"
Sometimes I wondered how life would be as a missing-nin.
