Jordan: OK... Well, haven't updated in a while.
Hidan: You slacker -smirks-
Jordan: -shrugs- I try
Kakuzu: Time is money, Jordan.
Jordan: -glares- Oh, shut your face.
Kakuzu: -smirks- That's not possible.
Jordan: Oh, trust me...I'll make it possible... Now say it.
Kakuzu: Heh heh.... -reads Q-card- Jordan Whitefang does not own Naruto or its people -shakes head- But she does own Serenity. Tamaki belongs to Tamaki V. and Brookelynn belongs to brooklynnftw. The symbol (:) means translation. Stupid... -reads fine print- And I like... men... O.o
H+J: OMFG!! He said it!! XD
Kakuzu:... Run... -black lines fly around-
H+J: Oh shit..... -runs. Jordan screaming, Hidan cursing-
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Serenity walked into the room after Kakuzu and looked around. The red head. Tamaki, was in the room next to Kisame. Also, a girl with black hair was tied and gagged next to Deidara and Sasori. Serenity looked at him and arched a delicate eyebrow. He just shook his head and eye the raven haired girl angrily. Serenity smirked inwardly before taking a seat next to Hidan, Kakuzu sitting beside her. Serenity placed a plate of cookies in the middle of the table. Tamaki and Tobi eyed it, but Serenity knew they wouldn't be able to grab one until after the meeting ended.
Pein: Now... As you can see...
He gestured to the three new girls in the room. Tamaki perked up and Serenity could have sworn that just then, a pair of cat ears and a small tail popped out. Serenity shook her head and turned to the other girl. She on the other hand look somewhat unhappy. Serenity could blame her, either. Being kidnapped and taken to a far away place you don't know can be kind of upsetting. That's how she felt when she was brutally carried here by Kakuzu. (And that, my dear readers, is a story for another time.)
Pein: We have some new faces in the room... Tamaki Valentine...
She got up, a cat like smile on her face, and saluted. Kisame shook his head at his cousins silly action.
Tamaki: Hi hi!~ Pein: Please refrain from doing that.... Tamaki: OK!~
Pein let out an exasperated sigh turning to the next girl. By this time, she kicked Deidara in... a very bad place and Sasori had to control her with his chakra strings to keep her from moving around. Pein smirked at the display.
Pein: BrookeLynn Kitsume....
Brooke: ut o ou ant?! (:)what do you want(:)
Pein: Welcome. I do hope your welcome was pleasant?
Pein's smirk grew. Serenity rolled her eyes before looking over to the young girl. She shouldn't be here, Serenity thought, she should be at home... dating or something... Something kids do...
Brooke: Aww uck ou... (:)Aww fuck you...(:)
Pein chuckled at her childish comment, signaling to Deidara. Deidara nodded, hit her neck and knocked her out. Serenity shook her head and hoped that the girl would be OK. So, now there's Tamaki. She seem stoic when Serenity first saw her, but she just turned out to be a hyper kid. Then there's Brooke. She seem mature but is like Hidan with her language. But both girls seem to be strong so Serenity will pass them for now. The meeting went on after Serenity was introduced. She sighed, looking over to Tobi and Tamaki as the struggled not to reach over and grab a cookie of the tray. When they both rushed to grab some cookies after the meeting was over, Serenity couldn't help but laugh.
Tobi: Serenity-chan should laugh more often...
Serenity almost jumped when Tobi appeared beside her. She shook her head and gave him a gentle smile as he slipped the cookie under his bright orange mask. That's when Tamaki popped up right beside him, making him jump and fall down. Luckily he saved the cookies (otherwise the author would be very made XD) before his behind hit the floor. Tamaki giggled, reaching out a hand to help him up.
Tamaki: Sorry. I was just trying to see under your mask.
After that, Tobi scratched the back of his head and began to laugh nervously at the smile Tamaki. Serenity looked from Tobi to Tamaki, before returning back to Tobi. A Cheshire grin formed inwardly in her mind as realization hit her. She smirked, chuckling as she left the room. The two childish adults stared at her as she left the room. They both shrugged before continuing to eat their cookies.
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Kakuzu sighed (people in this story just LOVE to do that, don't they?) as he walked back into the kitchen. He looked around, before eying the two bottles of water on top of the island. He remembers leaving ONE on top of it before leave to shower.... But now... there's two.... He shrugged, grabbing one with the cap off and taking a swig. His eyes bulged before he ran over to the sink, spitting out the left over water.
Kakuzu: Blech! Its sweet!
Outside of the door to the kitchen, snickering could be heard....
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Jordan: Yay! Update!!
Hidan: Still a slacker...
Jordan: I'm sooo gonna hurt ya' soon...
Hidan: I take pleasure in pain -wiggles eyebrows, smirking-
Kakuzu: Then why did you run when I tried to attack you?
Hidan: To make you feel better about yourself... Heh heh ^^'
Kakuzu: Suure.
Jordan: And I'm guessing you all know who put the sugar in the water. Its either Tobi or Serenity...
Tamaki V.: And Serenity has a big sweet tooth
Jordan: Tamaki... GO BACK AND WORK ON YOUR STORIES!!! POOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTT !!!!
Tamaki: OK OK!! Jeez!
Hidan + Kakuzu: (ToT) Bye Bye -forced-
