So I decided to go and write another one of these because the first one was so fun to write in the first place. I defentally will be writing a few more of them in the coming weeks. So be sure to Review.Thanks
Me: (walking innocently down the road) SHOE SALE!!
Alice: pops out of nowhere SHOE SALE!! WHO, WHAT, WHERE…wait a second, who are you?
Me: (laughs) silly Alice you should know who I am
Alice: wait, what do you mean?
Me:I know your secret
Alice: Me? A secret? No never
Me:I know you're a V-A-M-P-I-R-E
Alice: What!
Me: And I know you can see the future
Alice: What!
Me:And I know you like shopping
Alice: Wow really, what was your first clue?
Me: evil laugh…(SQUEAL)
Alice: (SQUEAL)…wait why did you just squeal?
Me: well…I wanted to see if you would also squeal and according to my calculations (pulls out a note book) you did.
Alice: did you really need the note book to figure out that?
Me: why yes, yes I did.
Alice: Ok then…
Me: So how well do you know Edward?
Alice: Extremely well, why do you ask?
Me: What would be the most likely reason for Bella and Edward to break up?
Alice: why would you ask that, that's a horrid question?
Me: Ok ok, that's a good question, but I'm asking the questions so if you please hold all other questions to the end, thankyou
Alice: um ok
Me: good, now what was Edward's favourite colour before he met Bella?
Alice: Green?
Me: OK, and does he really like Bella or does he just pity her for being clumsy?
Alice: no I'm pretty…
Me: very true Alice you are very pretty
Alice: …
Me: moving on, does he wear boxers or briefs
Alice: WHAT! Why would you want to know that?
Me: well if I'm going to win Edwards heart by then next full moon, then I need to know these things
Alice: why do you need to win his heart by the next full moon?
Me: dun know, I wanted to stick to my schedule
Alice: your schedule?
Me: oh yeh I have a very busy schedule, see I have to stalk Jacob Black on the 21st, Emmett's scheduled for the 23rd, mine and Edwards wedding is on the 13th next month, OH! And world domination starts next year as well.
Alice: You really have this all written down?
Me: Yep sure do, here see (shows her note book)
Alice: wow you're really…obsessive
Me: I prefer to be called enthusiastic
Alice: sure that's what you think
Me: …
Alice: …
Me: I LOVE YOU ALICE!
Alice: WHAT!?
Me: (laughs) not that way, god (rolls eyes). You know you're my favourite …wait…second favourite character in the book!
Alice: Book? What book?
Me: BOOK! There is no book! I never said anything about a book!(shifty eyes)
Alice: right so I'm running late for a hair…cutting…appointment so I best be going
Me: Awwwww do you have to, I was having so much fun
Alice: goodbye…um I never did get you name
Me: for now you can call me Mrs. Edward Cullen (laughs) fair well (disappears)
Alice: Ok, what the heck just happened?
