So I decided to go and write another one of these because the first one was so fun to write in the first place. I defentally will be writing a few more of them in the coming weeks. So be sure to Review.Thanks


Me: (walking innocently down the road) SHOE SALE!!

Alice: pops out of nowhere SHOE SALE!! WHO, WHAT, WHERE…wait a second, who are you?

Me: (laughs) silly Alice you should know who I am

Alice: wait, what do you mean?

Me:I know your secret

Alice: Me? A secret? No never

Me:I know you're a V-A-M-P-I-R-E

Alice: What!

Me: And I know you can see the future

Alice: What!

Me:And I know you like shopping

Alice: Wow really, what was your first clue?

Me: evil laugh…(SQUEAL)

Alice: (SQUEAL)…wait why did you just squeal?

Me: well…I wanted to see if you would also squeal and according to my calculations (pulls out a note book) you did.

Alice: did you really need the note book to figure out that?

Me: why yes, yes I did.

Alice: Ok then…

Me: So how well do you know Edward?

Alice: Extremely well, why do you ask?

Me: What would be the most likely reason for Bella and Edward to break up?

Alice: why would you ask that, that's a horrid question?

Me: Ok ok, that's a good question, but I'm asking the questions so if you please hold all other questions to the end, thankyou

Alice: um ok

Me: good, now what was Edward's favourite colour before he met Bella?

Alice: Green?

Me: OK, and does he really like Bella or does he just pity her for being clumsy?

Alice: no I'm pretty…

Me: very true Alice you are very pretty

Alice: …

Me: moving on, does he wear boxers or briefs

Alice: WHAT! Why would you want to know that?

Me: well if I'm going to win Edwards heart by then next full moon, then I need to know these things

Alice: why do you need to win his heart by the next full moon?

Me: dun know, I wanted to stick to my schedule

Alice: your schedule?

Me: oh yeh I have a very busy schedule, see I have to stalk Jacob Black on the 21st, Emmett's scheduled for the 23rd, mine and Edwards wedding is on the 13th next month, OH! And world domination starts next year as well.

Alice: You really have this all written down?

Me: Yep sure do, here see (shows her note book)

Alice: wow you're really…obsessive

Me: I prefer to be called enthusiastic

Alice: sure that's what you think

Me: …

Alice: …

Me: I LOVE YOU ALICE!

Alice: WHAT!?

Me: (laughs) not that way, god (rolls eyes). You know you're my favourite …wait…second favourite character in the book!

Alice: Book? What book?

Me: BOOK! There is no book! I never said anything about a book!(shifty eyes)

Alice: right so I'm running late for a hair…cutting…appointment so I best be going

Me: Awwwww do you have to, I was having so much fun

Alice: goodbye…um I never did get you name

Me: for now you can call me Mrs. Edward Cullen (laughs) fair well (disappears)

Alice: Ok, what the heck just happened?