Chapter 7
The New Year Party
It was New Year Eve in Hyrule. We were all having fun. Then Johnnathan popped the question to his girlfriend. When he asked her she said "yes."
We were all happy that is when Telma said "Free beers for all." When she started to hand out the beers John and I started singing "Another Irish Drinking Song." Then it was two minutes to midnight and we started singing that too.
It was a new year and John had a fiancé. Then we all went home well everyone but Mason who went to Ganondork's castle to kick him in the nuts. When I got home I pass out on my carrot patch.
