Sorry for the long wait! Awesome games got my attention (Darksiders ftw!), cheaters on War for Cybertron had to be punished (I'm watching you, MasterJedy), and I had a VERY minor case of SERIOUS writer's block. Enjoy!

Darkpool smirked. Phase One of his plan was complete: dose Firestar with poppy seeds. He had to move quickly, or all would be for naught. Slipping into the blackness of ThunderClan's camp, he found the fresh-kill pile. Snaking his neck in, he withdrew a large mouse. Darkpool raised one claw and swiftly cut it open. Activating his invisibility, (stealth was of absolute importance to the mission) he raced back into Firestar's den. Slightly grimacing, the medicine apprentice removed the mouse's heart. He proceeded to smear the mouse's blood all over Firestar's neck.

Darkpool then left the den. He made a dash for the warriors' den. He quickly located Lionblaze. As Darkpool dripped mouse blood onto Lionblaze's paw, he focused on trying not to vomit. The second part of his task done, he strolled into the middle of the camp. Using hammerspace to get a boombox, and covering his ears, Darkpool reluctantly turned on "Baby" by Justin Bieber.

The "music" had the desired effect. Cats flew in from all over the place, trying to find and destroy the offending player. Upon obliterating the boombox, Cloudtail spoke up. "Hey, why didn't Firestar help?" Other cats began to murmur. Thinking that Firestar was still asleep, and not wanting to even CONSIDER that Firestar might have liked Bieber, (they respected him too much to think that) they padded into their leader's den, wanting to inform him of the public service they performed. When they saw their leader, a collective gasp arose from the crowd. By the looks of the blood on Firestar's throat, he'd been murdered.

"Who could've DONE this?" asked a fearful Graystripe. Immediately, all eyes fell on Lionblaze, who was complaining about the mess on his paw.

"What?" he mewed.

Lionblaze's pained yowls were heard by every cat to ever live. So just imagine what happened once Firestar woke up!