Why Do I Love You Ch. 6
"Axel!" Demyx called loudly, walking into the redhead's home. "Come on, we're all going out!"
"Going where?" Axel asked, exiting his bedroom.
"Xemnas said we teachers need to bond or something, so we're all going clubbing."
"On a Sunday?"
"Who cares? Come on, Xemnas said all drinks are on him."
"Good, I need to get wasted," Axel said, grabbing his coat.
The two left Axel's house, walking out into the chilly October night. Axel wrapped his coat tightly around himself, hissing at the cold weather.
It's a minimum day at Oblivion High, all classes are forty-five minutes. Axel groaned as the bell rang loudly, making his head ache. The teacher had consumed an unhealthy amount of alcohol the night before, giving him the worst hangover he ever experienced.
"Axel, take some Tylenol. I have to go to my class. This is why I told you not to drink so much," Demyx said, handing Axel a bottle of Tylenol as the classroom filled with students.
Axel took the bottle, closing his eyes as Demyx left. The class, surprisingly, quietly entered the classroom. Even Roxas was quiet as they took their seats.
Roxas turned around, looking at Zexion. Roxas examined his best guy friend, eyes focusing on his pale neck. Light purple bruises covered the teen's neck—love bites.
Roxas smirked. "Who gave you those hickies?" Roxas asked.
"I don't know what you're talking about," Zexion said, fixing his collar to cover his neck.
"You have hickies?" Kairi asked, turning around.
"No, they're…bruises."
"From what?" Kairi asked.
"From Demyx's mouth," Roxas said, smirking.
"No, they are not," Zexion snapped. "I got them from…my cousin's air soft gun."
"They are small enough from an air soft gun," Kairi pointed out.
Roxas rolled his eyes, taking Kairi's arm. "Do you bruise easily?"
"Yes. Why?"
Roxas nipped Kairi's wrist, sucking on it. Roxas pulled away, examining the little bite as it began to darken. Kairi looked at her wrist, then at Zexion's neck.
"OMG! You totally have a hickie!" Kairi shouted.
"Kairi, can you please try not to shout," Axel groaned, holding his aching head.
"I'm sorry Professor Hotaru! What's wrong?" Kairi asked.
"I think he has a head ache or a…hangover," Roxas said, a sly grin appearing on his face.
"Roxas please don"—
"DON'T WHAT?" Roxas shouted loudly, enjoying the way Axel cringed.
"I'm going to have so much fun with this," Roxas said before standing up.
Roxas stomped to the front of the class, making as much noise as possible. "Hello class, I am Professor Strife and I will be your teacher today," Roxas said, grabbing a yard stick.
"Good afternoon Professor Strife," the class said in unison.
"I will be your temporary teacher because this guy"—Roxas smacked the yard stick against Axel's desk, earning a cringe from the teacher—"has a nasty hangover. I will be teaching you guys about pornography.
"The first rule about watching pornography is that you have to masturbate. The easiest way to masturbate is to have your lower bodies free of any bulky clothing like our uniforms. Example," Roxas said as he took his pants off.
"Roxas, put your clothes back on," Axel said weakly.
"Everyone follow suit!" Roxas called, ignoring Axel.
The class began removing their pants and skirts. Hayner glared at Seifer, daring him to drop his pants. Riku covered Sora's eyes, trying to shield him from the class's behavior.
"Good. Now I will play an old porno of Kairi, Zexion, and myself," Roxas said, plugging his iPod into the projector.
"Roxas," Zexion growled.
"Shut up Zexy! We get to be porn stars!" Kairi said excitedly.
"Someone holds him down," Roxas said as the porno started.
Roxas turned his attention to Axel as some classmates restrained Zexion. The whole class watched the screen, absorbed in the porno.
"Hey Axel," Roxas purred, sitting down on the teachers desk.
"Roxas…what are you doing? Cut that off," Axel said in a tired voice.
"What? It doesn't get you hot? Seeing me in action?" Roxas asked seductively, a playful grin on his face.
"You're taking advantage of me," Axel whispered.
"You can read me like a book," Roxas whispered, slipping into Axel's lap. "I kinda like it," Roxas purred in Axel's ear as he straddled the teacher's waist.
"Roxas please stop," Axel whispered, not having the energy to push Roxas away.
"I don't think I want to," Roxas said, grinding against the teacher.
Axel choked back the moan that threatened to escape his throat. "R-Roxas…"
"Hm?" Roxas asked innocently, proceeding to give the teacher a lap dance.
The class cheered as Roxas grinded against the teacher. Kairi glared at Roxas and Axel, a jealous blush spreading through her cheeks.
Axel leaned his head back, covering his face with his arm. Maybe if he stays still Roxas will give up.
Roxas slipped off of Axel's lap, kneeling down in front of the teacher. Roxas spread Axel's legs, smiling at the class. "Let's see what he's hiding under here!" Roxas called, unzipping the teacher's pants.
"Axel!" Xemnas said in shock, standing in the doorway.
He looked from all the pantsless students, to the porno on the projector, and then to Roxas and Axel in a very suggestive position.
"What is going on here?" Xemnas demanded loudly.
"Roxas, be quiet!" Axel groaned, grasping his head.
"Axel, I told you not to drink so much last night," Xemnas said, feeling sorry for the guy.
"Make him stop!" Axel moaned, curling up in a ball.
"Roxas put your pants back on! Same goes for all of you!" Xemnas ordered, cutting off the porno.
The class groaned in unison, pulling their clothes back on. Roxas snatched his iPod, storming back to his desk with a pout.
"Now, behave. And Axel, get up and teach your class," Xemnas said before leaving.
"No! Don't leave me with them!" Axel begged as Xemnas abandoned him.
"Now, where were we?" Roxas purred, walking up to Axel.
The bell rang loudly. Roxas groaned as everyone left the classroom.
Kairi pulled Roxas by his tie. "Let's go."
"Strife," Axel called before the blond left.
"Huh?" Roxas asked, turning around.
"You're going to pay for this. Big time."
