"Previously, on Total Drama!", Chris McLean, who was now bound to a wheelchair for the rest of his life, said as he sat in his chair on the dock of the island, "Well, where to begin? Sorry I don't have any recap footage for you, you see, it kind of had an accident involving it being burned. So instead you will be seeing Chef's crudely drawn cartoon of what happened. ANYWAY, previously on Total Drama! It was time for all of the remaining contestants to do a modeling challenge! Only this time around, the models were RUNAWAY Models! Haha! Anyway, Topher and Beth found a racist fast food joint, that Izzy and Shawn later destroyed on their joy ride", and then Chris became angry, "And that wasn't the ONLY thing they destroyed, either", but then he became neutral again, "In the end, it was Cameron who was sent home when the Maggots were declared the losers. He was voted off for being a deadweight, basically. Yeah. That's all. Only other things that happened last time was that Scott got trapped in a cage, Dawn and Ella still focused mainly on their little pets the Dorahts, and a crate got launched into the Hudson Bay. Yeah. All that happened. Nothing else important happened" ,and then things went back to physically show Chris still sitting in his wheelchair on the dock, "Will more interesting things happen this time? Who is going home this time? Who is staying here this time?! FIND OUT, TONIGHT, ON TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!", and it was with those words that the episode faded back to the intro sequence, and after that, things went directly onto a commercial break once more;
[COMMERCIAL]
*Once more, this commcercial is a Sonic PSA*
Sonic - "Kids, it's time you learned about Quantum Physics!"
*24 Hours of an Explanation on Qauntum Physiscs later*
Sonic - "And thus, we can conclude that consciousness does live on after death, that there are alternate universes, and that Quantum Physiscs is almost impossible to truly comprehend because I see my entire live audience had their heads explode...literally. You don't wanna know how much water it took to clean the blood off of both me and the walls. Anyway, kids, it's time we talk about Life after Death, or in other words, the Afterlife!"
*Due to this dealing with religion, it has been cut from television broadcasting*
[COMMERCIAL ENDS]
Following that, things went directly to the actual episode at hand. This episode began, with the campsite. Well, obviously. The campsite was a bit different now however. For one, the mess hall was finally completely repaired of all damage done to it. The hole that Izzy created when she landed on Chris was still there, however. Infact, the campgrounds finally looked fully normal again for once. Well, except for the Mutant Squirrel running around, and the other mutant creatures on the island, and the slight level of disrepair due to the toxic waste, but overall it appeared as though it was infact back to it's original state. Of course, other things were not. Chris was still bound to a wheelchair, and the contestants were still sleeping. Jasmine and Shawn in their trees, the rest of the contestants in their cabins. Of course, Chris was just about to wake everyone up with an airhorn to the intercom system when Veronica arrived and took the horn away from him;
"Just what do you think you're doing, McLean?", Veronica, back from her meeting with the other producers,;
"I'm hosting the show", Chris said right back to her, "What does it LOOK like i'm doing?"
"Chris", Veronica told him, "You should be in the hospital getting treated for your injuries, not on a radioactive island where your injuries could turn you into a-you know what, nevermind, stay on the island."
"Look, I'm touched how you're concerned for my safety", Chris replied, "But I'm not letting you or anyone else replace me in this season! NO!"
"But Pennywise and I already did it both once already."
"PENNYWISE DOESN'T COUNT!", Chris angrily exclaimed back, "And neither should what you did either! ANYWAY, point is, I'm not going to a hospital! I don't need any medical treatment."
"Your leg was twisted a full 180 degrees."
"Exactly!", Chris answered, "And I have a cast on it, and as long as I'm in my wheelchair, I can still move around. And as long as I can still move around, I can still host the show!"
"Actually", Veronica then said, "I spoke with the other producers, and we've decided to give you a bit of, well, temporary leave."
"Wha-wha-what?!"
"Now you don't have to leave the island, you'll still be onscreen, but since we all agree you need some time off to get used to your injuries, you're not allowed to be the main host for the next two weeks."
"WHAT?!", Chris was both angry and in shock, "BUT, I'M PERFECTLY ABLE TO HOST THIS SHOW!"
"With a few more days to get used to your current state you will be!", Veronica replied, "The point is, I am one of the producers, and MY contracts", she then shoved a contract stating he did have to attend this episode being in the sidelines, "Are more powerful than YOURS."
"But-I-uh-UGH!", Chris stomped his good hand down on the arms of his chair, "Fine! Who's going to be the backup host? Let me guess, you?"
"Actually...", and then the backup host arrived on the scene;
"Greetings, my wounded ex-husband", and that was the british voice of the racist, conservative and homophobic yet beautiful Cassandra Carla Shannon Price, "As you have already seen, I will be fufilling your hosting job for the time being."
"HELL. NO."
"Look", Veronica replied, "I would take over as host myself, but apparently it's a new rule as of yesterday that a producer can not also be the host, so she is literally the only choice we have. Besides, it's only for this one single episode.", and in response Chris just grumbled in both rage and annoyance, to which Veronica replied, "I knew you'd see it my way eventually!", and she even patted him on the head, he of course tried to angrily bite her hand, but she pulled her hand out of the way just in time and giggled in response to that, "See! You're irritable! You need rest, Chris."
"I will do no such thing. If Cassandra's gonna be screwing my show up, I wanna see it first hand."
"Suit yourself", Cassandra answered him with, "But you'll only be watching your own job being taken from me, because we both know I am the better host."
"NO YOU-"
"ENOUGH!", Veronica then stopped any further arguing between the two, "Now one of you just wake up the contestants already! Being a producer now, I do NOT have the time to sit here and listen to your arguments all day long.", and with that, Veronica was on her way somewhere else. Chris was about to once more put the air horn up to the intercom, but Cassandra rudely took it, threw it away, then held up a microphone, put it against the intercom, then got a megaphone and an air horn, and blew the airhorn into the megaphone which sent the sound into the microphone, the sound being maximized via the intercom system.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!", was a sound made by almost all of the remaining contestants as they heard the extremely amplified sound. Jasmine and Shawn immediately fell off of their tree and actually crashed into their team's cabin, which caused it to then collapse right onto the ground when it's support beams collapsed. The Rats cabin met the same fate, just seconds after a woken up Sugar crashed through the floor herself. With the stairs of the cabins no longer needed, it was after that when the groans of the contestants could be heard;
"You owe us a thousand bucks for the damage to those-"
"Oh just can it, Christian", Cassandra rudely said to Chris, "You don't run this show anymore so as far as I am concerned, you are just an intern.", and she then went to greet the remaining contestants, with an offended Chris following right behind her with his wheelchair. Chef just glared at Cassandra from the mess hall, silently refusing to join such a racist woman in hosting the show for this episode. Once all of the remaining contestants, and the three dorahts, were gathered outside of the damaged cabins, Cassandra and Chris were there to greet them. "Greetings, remaining contestants! Are you ready to take part in the day's challenge?"
"First off", Jasmine then asked as she was trying to get hearing back in her ears, "What are YOU doing back?"
"Since Chris needs time to get used to his injuries", Cassandra explained, "I'm required by order of the producers to temporarily replace him as main host!", and in response all of the remaining campers groaned, gasped, and moaned, Sugar said a 'No Fair' in there too, "ANYWAY, all you little wankers are going to be put through some truly SMASHING things today!"
"OH MY LORD!", Sugar then gasped, "THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!"
"She just means the challenge will be exciting", Jasmine explained, "But then again..."
"ENOUGH!", Cassandra answered, and then snapped her fingers. A few interns, both of whom were just five year old children, then brought over a map, "I have just this second come up with this challenge, and so, all of you go ahead and do it! Now, here is the deal. As I've discovered, Camp Wawanawkwa's isle originally was used by Glorious Britain, back when Canada was just a part of the Kingdom as it should be, for mining purposes. It was a very fine coal mine, and generated much wealth! Of course, it was closed down when Canada become independent from Great Britain, and was turned into the Summer Camp that is now!"
"Uhh", Mike then brought up, "What's the point of this?"
"Simple", Cassandra replied, "You ALL will be going into the mine for the challenge?"
"We will?"
"Yes, that's what I just said", Cassandra responded, "Because that is where your challenge is taking place today, of course! Your challenge is very simple! To go into the mine with all of your team members in search of an anicent artifact specific to your team! The mutated maggots have to look for some of the original contestants my interns tied up and trapped down there, while the toxicated rats have to look for Chris himself!", and then with a:
"Wait what?!", from Chris, an intern that was an extremely elderly woman came in and began to wheel a complaining Chris into the mine. It was then that;
"Why are all your interns elderly people or little children?", and that question came from Samey, still pretending to be Amy;
"Because Chris' interns refused to work with me", Cassandra replied, "So I took the interns from my show."
"And they are all old people or little children?"
"Yes!", Cassandra replied, "Television needs to put these types of people into more danger if you ask me.", and everyone knew it was better to just not reply to that, "What? I had a little child who was legally blind compete on my show once!", once more nobody replied to that but they were visibly shocked/offended by that reveal, "Anywho, I believe it is time for you to go into the mine about now."
"There's nothing else to the challenge this time?", Topher then questioned, "Chris would've put TONS of hazards into the challenge."
"Oh he put hazards.", Cassandra replied, "But all he used was an underground river, a rusty old mine rail track, a few mutant creatures and Fang. I had to add more to make it interesting!", and everyone got scared when she made that complaint, "You will have to face off with, thanks to me, some scattered pits that lead to pure toxic waste, a few buzz saws that will come out of nowhere and also risk cutting down the mine's support beams which in turn risks the mine collapsing onto your little teenage heads, a few good underground explosives here and there, and a giant pit leading directly to the center of the earth just before the end of your goal! Fall into it, and you will fall hundreds if not thousands of feet into the ground until you melt down due to the magma and heat of the earth's molten core. The only thing stopping you from falling in completely is a few mid-air platforms and a few bouncy pinball things. ", everyone had their mouths open in a gasp, and their eyes widened in shock, Mike just said;
"I miss Chris already."
"NO SAYING THAT!", Cassandra suddenly angrily snapped at them all, "If you mention Chris being better than me at all, you shall be IMMEDIATELY eliminated, apprehended by my interns, and thrown off the island FOREVER. Got it?", everyone nodded, "Good! Now, INTO THE MINE WITH ALL OF YOU!"
[CONFESSIONAL]
Jasmine - "Of course, Chris gets injured and they bring, ugh, HER back. I should have known. But honestly, I think even the producers of this show would think her idea of challenges is going TOO far with the danger thing. Plus, she has elderly people and young children working as interns, meaning they TEST the challenge out. Producers, I hope you have enough humanity in your dark hearts to realize Cassandra should NEVER be a host of ANYTHING."
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
Following that confessional, things immediately went into the mine, where the challenge was of course, just beginning at long last. The first time focused on, was the Mutant Maggots. Jasmine, Mike, Samey (pretending to Amy) and Dawn who was holding her Dorahts were all calmly walking through their own individual part of the mine, a different part than the other team's part.
"So", Mike then said to Samey, still believing it to be Amy, "Amy...we haven't had much of a chance to talk recently, haven't we? Heheh."
"No", Samey replied, with a slight smile, rubbing her arm a bit even, "We haven't."
"Well, we can talk now, heheh"
"Yeah, we can, can't we? Heh."
"So", Mike then got even more nervous, "I gotta ask you real quick...are you sure that Samey really said all that stuff about me?"
"What stuff?"
"You know", Mike answered with, "How about I suck and she finds me ugly and whatnot, I'ts hard for me to talk about overall but I think that was the jist of what you said she said about me."
"Oh, yeah!", Samey replied with, "Yeah, I totally did say that!...totally", and of course she once more got angry at her sister, "But I have something to tell you too, Mike."
"Did she say more cruel things about me?!"
"No no", Samey then said to him, "The thing is, she never said those things about you in the first place. I was the one who said those things about you."
"What?"
"Yeah", Samey replied, "I was just lying to you because I was jealous you were becoming friends with Samey, so I thought it would be a good plan to ruin her chances at friendship with people. It worked so...yeah."
"...why are you being so upfront about this now?!"
"Because", Samey then said to him, "I just want to. Just incase we die in this cavern because of what Cassandra added into it, I wanted you to know the truth.", and of course this left Mike even more confused than before, and a bit heartbroken too.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Mike - *Looks at camera in confusion for a while* "...huh?"
[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]
Samey - "Ugh! Holding in my anger against Amy in there was SO HARD. I just wanted to blow my cover and tell Mike who I really was! But, it's probably better of me to undo what Amy did to manipulate him first. Infact...that gives me an idea."
[CONFESSIONALS END]
Following those two confessionals, things went to the toxic rats team instead. Scott, Sugar, Ella, Ella's doraht which was in her arms, and Topher were also walking through a part of the mine, though a different one from the Mutant Maggots. It's also needless to say that both teams had a single solitary map that was as vague as a map could possibly be for a cave. However, they at least had one.
"How are we supposed to read this map?!", Sugar then complained as she looked at the map, "I can't understand a single word on this thing at all!"
"Maybe that's because you're looking at it backwards?", Scott then added in;
"Oh!", and in response Sugar flipped the map around, but still had trouble, "No, I still can't understand it!", and in response Scott just rolled his eyes;
"So anyway guys", Topher then said to his teammates, "What's the plan for this challenge? Anyone got any?"
"I'm sorry, friend", Ella then said in song, "I wish I had it, but I'm sorry to say, I just don't have onnnnne!"
"STOP SINGING!", Sugar then said in an angry snap, shocking both Ella and her doraht, "Ahem. Anyway, no, I aint gots no planned. I think all we need to do is go through this place til we find Chris and then bring him back or somethin', right?"
"Yeah, I do believe that's what we're supposed to be doing", Scott said in response to her;
"Well then!", Sugar answered with, "We have a plan!"
"Yeah...guess we do."
"It is a nice plan, Sugar!", Ella then commented in a friendly tone, only for Sugar to reply with;
"Nobody asked you what you thought!"
[CONFESSIONAL]
Ella - *Is petting her Doraht as it sits in her lap* "I know Sugar has not been in the happiest moods for most of this season, but I'm sure that's all it is! I'm sure that by the end of this season, me and her will be the best of friends!"
[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]
Sugar - "I will NEVER be ELLA's friend."
[CONFESSIONALS END]
With that, everyone continued on to search through the cave. Of course, all the while Cassandra was sitting in a control room, sipping champagne, and watching what all of the contestants were doing via a large control board to control all the various traps she had her interns set up for them. Also, it's shown at many of the screens that the interns were actually still inside of the cave. Chris being annoyed, kicked out of his chair, and left at one part of the cave was also shown on one of the screens, as were former contestants Tyler, Trent and the armless Ezekiel all tied up in another part of the cave and also left on their own. Of course, it was at that point that Cassandra turned to the camera and said;
"Well! It seems that the challenge has officially begun? Will this raging rapscallions have a smashing old time? Or will they just find what they consider to be rubbish and bollucks? Only I hold the answers! I could make it easy for them, but I won't! Heck, I've even left my interns in there just for fun! Be ready for the Total Drama torment and torture to begin after the break! We'll be right back with the fun!"
[COMMERCIAL]
*This commercial is actually the advertisement for a cartoon in this universe. However, over the realm of the fourth wall, this is an actual upcoming story series*
Announcer - "It's time for a new age of cartoons. It's time for a brand new age of animation. For years now, cartoons have been virtually dead. All they are nowadays are endless fart jokes, rehashes of old classic shows, and all about straight guys. But now, let's have, for the first time, a gay teenage superhero! You heard that right. A homosexual, teenage, male, hero! It's time for...COBY NELSON: WYVERN OF PENNSYLVANIA! Denny Spirim, Andy Runninghum and Jim Short are gonna have to make room for a new member of their little group, because it's time for the secret trio, to be the secret FOURSOME! It's also time that they get a little progressive too, since Coby's the first ever teen with a secret superpower to be homosexual! Dealing with normal Philadelphia High School life, insecurities about his looks and popularity, crushes on cute other guys, and the ability to transform into a lightning breathing Wyvern, Coby has quite the life indeed! But why should I waste time talking to you about this series, when the creator of this series could do that for me!"
Series Creator - *Is literally a giant talking octopus the size of a person* "Well, ya know, the idea came to me while I was sitting in this aquarium over at Milwaukee, a friend of mine always talked about Pennsylvania and how much he wanted to go though, and so I ya know, got the setting from him. Then, when I watched Canadian Dragon: Jim Short, I thought to myself, 'What if someone went with a Wyvern instead of a Dragon?', a wyvern is of course like a dragon but with only four limbs the legs and the wings. Anyway, I kept the shapeshifter thing in, but I took out the whole chosen one aspect. Coby is only being a hero because he wants to, rather than because he has to. He also, well, breathes lightning instead of fire because I don't want things to be TOO similar to Canadian Dragon. But yeah for right now that's all I'm willing to share with you."
*back to announcer talking over clips from the pilot episode*
Announcer - "Well there ya have it folks! This new series will be coming soon to Drama101, and ONLY Drama101! Well, okay, maybe SOME other channels but we're only saying Drama101 here so...yeah, back to your original show now!"
[COMMERCIAL ENDS]
"Welcome back!", Cassandra said to the camera with a smile as things went back to Total Drama at last, "And we're just now beginning the challenge! With me replacing Chris McLean for the time being, all of our contestants have been put into this cave with my wonderful interns! The Rats must rescue Chris, while the Maggots must rescue some of the original contestants! Will any of them succeed? They might, but I will do all that is in my power to make it as hard as possible for them to succeed!", and with that, she pressed a button on the control board infront of her. When she pushed it, the challenge officially began. Focus then promptly shifted over to the remaining Toxic Rats; Sugar, Topher, Ella and Scott. All of them were walking calmly through the cave, Ella holding her single lone Doraht in her arms and petting it, when suddenly all of them felt a rumble in the cave.
"What the heck was that?!", a surprised Sugar then asked, before a second rumble occurred;
"It seems the entire cave is rumbling!", Ella then pointed out, holding her Doraht to her a bit more tightly to keep herself and it both calm, and then a third rumble happened, "Oh there it goes again!"
"Uhhhh, guys?", Topher then asked, but Sugar continued on;
"Oh it's probably just the earth being unhappy with Ella!"
"Oh dear!", Ella was shocked and actually believed what Sugar had said, "Whatever did I do to make the earth so upset with me?!"
"Maybe it just doesn't like you singin' so dang much!", Sugar answered with, "You should try bein' quiet for a while."
"Well, if the earth wishes it to be so, I shall."
"Good!"
"GUYS!", Topher then exclaimed, gaining Scott, Sugar and Ella's combined attention, and then he pointed to what the rumbling actually was about, "I think the rumbling, is because of that.", and he pointed right ahead of all of them. All of them gasped in unison with eachother, for what they saw ahead of them was more dangerous than anything ever before: They were to cross a river of lava by jumping over moving platforms of rock, and then jump onto zip-lines just before they would fall off of a lavafall (waterfall of lava incase you can't figure it out), and use those zip-lines to cross over a chasm leading into a giant lake of lava, and then go through a cave filled with nothing but buzz saws and extremely angry hornets. Not only that, but they saw three little blind children. These children were, by order of Cassandra no doubt, being forced to whack the hornet nests with the canes they used to help them get around. The Rats could see there were once seven blind kids, for they saw four skeletons on the ground. Ella covered her mouth in shock and disgust as she saw this.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Ella - "I believe it is official, Cassandra is the Evil Queen of this tale."
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
"Okay", Topher then admitted, "I'm all for upping the torture on this show, but THIS IS TOO MUCH!"
"Oh you've GOTTA be kiddin' me.", Sugar then commented as she looked behind them;
"What?", Scott remarked, "You WANT her to make it harder?"
"HECK NO!", Sugar replied, "But look!", and she pointed behind them, showing them all that a spiked wall had suddenly appeared and was coming towards them, meaning if they stayed they would eventually be impaled or forced off into the river of lava anyway, and that they had to risk their life with the platforms and river if they wanted to move on with life at all.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Topher - "Cassandra has now broken every single rule of hosting these types of shows. She's endangered elderly and children, she's endangered blind people, and she's pretty much giving us no choice but to risk our lives and ALSO giving us a very vague reward. This is why Chris and me make better hosts than her!"
[SECOND CONFESSIONAL]
Scott - "I MISS CHRIS!"
[THIRD CONFESSIONAL]
Sugar - "When I saw that spiked wall comin' towards me, my life flash before my eyes. I screamed o' terror when I saw myself meetin' Ella for the first time again."
[FOURTH CONFESSIONAL]
Ella - "Cassandra is no longer the Evil Queen of this tale, she is something far worse that I can not even name right now!"
[CONFESSIONALS END]
"So", Scott said to the rest of his team, "Are we going to die by attempting to cross the lava river, or die by being pushed into the lava by a spiked wall?"
"I think...", and Topher took time to answer with, "I'll take my chances jumping over the river.", and the other team agreed with him, and as soon as a platform flowed into their jumping range, they immediately jumped onto it, just in time too, for just then did the spiked wall reach the place where they were formerly standing at. Of course, now they were nearing the lavafall, and the zip-line above it. Topher and Scott were a bit worried about Sugar's weight, but seeing as the only thing preventing them from being killed by lava was a moving platform of rock, they didn't care as long as they lived through this.
"What are we gonna do?!", Sugar then said, worried about the whole situation as they neared the zip-line more and more, "We're not gonna make it y'all, WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!"
"Yes we are!", Scott then said with an annoyed tone of voice, "All we have to do is jump when we get to the zip-line thingy, whatever that is."
"It's a zip-line", Topher bluntly said back to him;
"Well that's what I said it was!"
"True, true."
"So...what now?"
"I think we should jump now!", and with that exclamation from Topher, all four of them desperately jumped right to the zip-line just as the platform they were standing on finally went over the edge of the lavafall. However, due to Sugar's weight, with a loud;
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", they came just mere centimeters away from falling into the lavafall's flow as Sugar made them all droop down towards it, but luckily they moved toward the end of the zip-line fast enough to avoid it, though Sugar did lose one shoe to the lava. Of course, the "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", continued on through the entire zip-line ride. All of them, even Sugar to Ella, were holding onto eachother. That's right, Sugar didn't even attempt to push Ella off of the zip-line and to her death. Ella of course, was also holding her also screaming Doraht. They screamed all the way until they finally dropped right on the cliff on the other side of the chasm they were in, right infront of the cave filled with angry hornets, their ruined nests, and the skeletons of five deceased blind children. Now, they are all standing infront of the cave full of angry hornets, all of them flying about the cave and buzzing like crazy. All four of the teenagers and even the Doraht, all gulped.
"Well", Topher said, "We're at a cliff, leading to a chasm filled with lava, no other cave around...we have no choice but to go in.", he then turned to the others and asked, "Please tell me someone has something to shield my face."
"Oh my GOODNESS!", Ella then exclaimed in complete shock, "Those children! Those poor, poor, children!"
"Okay", an also scared Scott then interrupted, "I say we just make a run for it through the hornets and hope for the best. Just run as fast as we can and not look back at all."
"Or", Topher then suggested, "We just stay here where it's safe and accept our failure."
"Okay", Scott replied, "I like that plan-"
"NU-UH", Sugar then sternly said to everyone, "I AM NOT LOSIN' PAGEANT CUZ Y'ALL ARE AFRAID O' SOME LITTLE OLD HORNET STINGS. WE'RE GOIN' IN THERE. GOT IT?", and in shock, a scared Topher and Scott both nodded in silence, "GOOD. Now, LET'S GO.", and then the four all:
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", and ran right into the angry hornets. Arms were flailing in the air, their faces looked clearly terrified, they were running as fast as they all could. While they were running straight through the angry hornets that were no doubt stinging them like mad, focus shifted right on over to the Mutant Maggots at long last. Dawn, Mike, Jasmine, Shawn and Samey pretending to be Amy were all walking in a completely different region of the cave, and hadn't yet come across any of Cassandra's additions to the challenges. They also, had no map at all. Needless to say, Jasmine was angry and terrified. She was angry because of the no map thing, but terrified and holding her arms tightly because of, well, claustrophobia;
"Uhh, Jasmine?", Shawn questioned the much taller girl, "You alright? You look like you just saw a Zombie or somethin'."
"Oh?", Jasmine immediately tried to act like she wasn't afraid at all, "Me? Oh no, I haven't seen a zombie! I'm not scared at all! Why would I be? It's just a tight...cramped...contained...closed space...where we can't really get out of at all, and it's even filled with traps that could kill us yeah I'm fine! Perfectly fine!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah", Mike added in, "You don't look too-"
"I'M FINE. Trust me, FINE."
[CONFESSIONAL]
Jasmine - "I have claustrophobia."
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
"Well anyway", Mike then added in, trying to change the subject from Jasmine's phobia, "What do you guys think Cassandra will put us through?"
"I have not the slightest idea", Dawn replied, "But I do think, judging by her incredibly pitch black aura, that it will be something that makes what Chris puts us through seem extremely trivial."
"You can tell that just by looking at her?"
"In abridged form, yes, I can."
"Just out of curiosity, how much darker is her aura than Chris'?"
"While Chris' aura is normal darkness, Cassandra's is advanced darkness. It is literally so dark, that no flashlight could possibly lighten up the view at all."
"Wow."
"Yes, I never knew that an aura could be so dark at all."
"Oh you have GOT to be kidding me", and that was Jasmine's voice, and due to what she said, all of the team stopped because she did.
"What's up?", Mike then asked, but none of them needed an answer, for it was right infront of them. All of them looked at it in awe and shock, jaws dropped, because the true challenge they would be facing. First, they noticed the chamber of the cave they were inside of, was filled with toxic waste. The radioactive liquid was falling from a waterfall into a river they had to cross, but this river itself, was as big as lake wawanakwa itself, meaning they were likely under the lake rather than the forest. Throughout this lake of the waste, there were barrels floating, stalactites and stalagmites coming from the floor and hanging from the ceiling, and also of course they could see many signs of mutated creatures actually living inside the toxic waste filling the chamber. However, that wasn't all, after crossing this toxic lake, they would have to face a cavern completely filled with buzz saws, and giant meat grinders. Brinders that went from ceiling to floor and floor to ceiling into eachother, and also grinders that went from wall to wall into eachother.
"Oh my", was Dawn's remark about this area, "This...this is an interesting twist."
"If by interesting you mean pure evil", Shawn quickly added in;
"Yes", Dawn answered with, "I do mean pure evil."
"So...how do we get across?", Samey asked, herself worried;
"I don't know!", Mike replied, "Maybe we could try going back or something?"
"YES!", Jasmine immediately replied, "Let's just go back! Perhaps we can find an easier, and less enclosed, cavern to go through and find our goal."
"Um, that plan has a flaw", Shawn then pointed out, to which the rest of his team looked at him with eyebrows raised, with the Dorahts making a single 'mew' and turning to face him too, "The cave that we entered just got closed up.", and he pointed to show them that yes indeed, the cave the entered from had just been covered by a large boulder.
"WHAT?!", Jasmine then truly began freaking out, "NO! NOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOO! IT CAN'T BE CLOSED! IT CAN'T BE!", she then ran at full speed to the boulder blocking their pathway, and she instantly started desperately banging her fists on it, trying to make it budge so she could get out of the cramped and contained space of the cave they were all in, "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU BITCH!", and she kept pounding the boulder until Shawn and Mike both had to run up to her just to restrain her together.
"Jasmine, it's alright, calm down!", Mike replied, trying to calm the tall girl down, "We'll get out of here! We just gotta follow the path of the challenge!", he then of course realized this meant crossing over toxic waste, "Well...at least trying to."
"THEN LET'S DO IT!", and then immediately Jasmine took off for the toxic waste lake, making her entire team and Dawn's Dorahts all gasp as right at the edge she jumped into a flip. Amazingly, she actually managed to make a perfect landing onto a platform and then immediately hopped herself to another just as the first one dunked into the toxic waste. Shocked that she made it, the other members of the Mutant Maggots all looked to eachother with shocked expressions, before then hopping from platform to platform themselves. Of course, it was at that moment that focus went back over to the control room, where Cassandra was sitting in her chair watching what all of the contestants were doing. Of course, she was not very interested in just watching the Mutant Maggots simply cross the toxic waste lake so easily;
"Oh now this isn't interesting!", she commented, "They should have a harder time! Don't you agree?", and it was just before he could press a button on her control panel that she got a call on her cellphone. Surprised, she took a break from pressing the button so that she could answer her phone instead; "This is Cassandra Carla Shannon Price, how may I help you, darling?"
"Cassandra you are going TOO FAR!", that was a feminine voice saying that to her;
"Oh! You must be one of the producers", Cassandra nonchalantly answered with;
"YES, I am!"
"Well look", Cassandra then cleared her throat a bit before answering with, "You guys know NOTHING about how to have ACTUAL comedy and drama on your show. You think that just torturing teenagers is enough. Well, it's NOT. You NEED to torture the elderly and young children too because those are the people that annoy us all the most! Trorturing all of the age groups will TRULY make my show the best!"
"YOUR show?! THIS IS OUR SHOW, NOT YOURS. And it's not the normal children and elderly I am concerned about, it's the BLIND AND DISABLED ones. We told Chris that he could torture anyone he wants with THREE exceptions, Blind & Disabled people, anyone under the age of ten, and pregnant women."
"Here's some news for you, I don't care. It's my show now. When my show undoubtedly gets more ratings, Network President Blackburn will have no choice but to name me the new host no matter what!"
"You are forgetting he hates you for being a racist bigot."
"He won't when I generate the highest ratings this entire network has ever seen!"
"Listen you-"
"Oh look!", she of course said that as she heard a knock on her door, "That must bee my interns with the newborn babies!"
"NEWBORN BABIES?!"
"Woops gotta go, cheers!", and she quickly hung up the phone and pressed the button she was going to press before the call came in. It was then that focus went back on over to the Mutant Maggots. Jasmine and Shawn had safely gotten to the other side of the lake while Dawn, Mike and Samey were still in the process of crossing the platforms. Dawn of course, was going slower than Mike and Samey were due to having the Dorahts in her arms.
"Come on, guys!", Jasmine called out to her other three team members, "It's only a few more steps away!"
"I'm trying the best I can!", was Samey's response just before Cassandra's button pressing did it's job. It's job, of course, made things harder for them all. It did that by causing a giant explosion to happen from the center of the toxic waste lake, and thus with a big and long unified;
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", Dawn, Mike and Samey were flying high into the air. By a miracle, Samey landed right by Jasmine and Shawn, while Dawn & Mike went flying into a cave that was higher up, and of course they dissappeared into this extra cave. The Dorahts followed right after them too. Samey gasped in fear as she saw this and exclaimed;
"Mike and Dawn!"
"I'm sure they're fine", Shawn then assured Samey and Jasmine, "I think it's best we just keep on moving and hope we see them again at the exit!"
"Yes!", Jasmine added in, "Lets get out of here now!"
[CONFESSIONAL]
Samey - "I hope Mike and Dawn are alright!"
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
Following that, things went to Cassandra in her control room, looking to the camera and actually getting ready for yet another commercial break. To kick this final commercial break off, she said:
"Well it looks like the shit has hit the fan now! How will the remaining campers fair in this TRULY hard challenge? Will any of them actually die? Or, will all of them manage to miraculously live? Find out after the break! On Total, Drama, Revenge of the Island!", and with that, the episode faded out and went onto yet another commercial break, the final one of this episode:
[COMMERCIAL]
*This commercial is actually another Sonic PSA, this time Sonic is some desert area*
Sonic - "Kids, it's time you learned about deserts and how deadly than be! Now, I'm talkin like deadly! Did you know that almost half of chainsaw wielding killers who have really messed up possibly inbred families live in deserts? Yeah, it's true! Google it! The other two thirds live in swamps or mountains. Anyway, anothing statistic says that deserts have the most dangerous of all creatures! I mean, these creatures know how to live here, but you don't, so naturally, they are deadly! Let's look at the Egyptian Bum worm. This worm here" *he brings up a picture of the worm* "Is as big as a python, and digs through the sand of the Sahara Desert until it uses electric waves to locate it's prey. Then, it jumps up and bites them right on the rear! That's right, right on the culo! The ass! The rump! The butt! The bum! The arse! It goes right for the ass! And if you don't pull it off in time, it will actually rip your entire ass right off and take it with it back down to it's underground home! And then there's the Mongolian Alejandro Fish! This fish is named that because like Alejandro from Total Drama, it lives in the few rivers in the Mongolian desert, and seduces you too it by shining it's bright and beautiful colours. Then, it bites you right on the face and suffocates you to death as well as drags you into it's watery home. Once it bites you, it bites down so hard that there is no escape. Also, despite it's beautiful colours, it's actually a very disgusting smelling fish, it smells like a dead and decaying donkey, basically. Now the rest of the deserts dangers are just your normal vultures, scarabs, death worms, heat, sandstorms, the usual, ya know. Anyway, that's all for now kids, see y'all next time!"
[COMMERCIAL/PSA ENDS]
Following that, things went right back to the actual episode. First, things focused on Mike and Dawn as they flew through the air and into a cavern high above where the rest of their team was. Mike and Dawn, plus Dawn's two Dorahts, flew into that extra cave with a loud;
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!", and tumbled down a long cavern area. A very long cavern area, one that was two circular for them to walk through, so instead they tumbled through it like pinballs. Various thumps, oofs, acks, and other similar sounds came from them as they bounced all over the place, and also down slopes in the cavern, and even through a loop and various twists and turns, even a corkscrew, before finally falling out of the cavern into a room in this long network of mine shafts and caves that was far away from their team. This room was actually just a circular room, with a wooden bridge separating a large platform of rock from two other caves on the ground. In the center of the platform, were those tied up: Trent, Tyler, Chris and Ezekiel. Trent and Tyler were both boys with a good body build, Trent wore a long-sleeve camo undershirt with a green t-shirt that had a black handprint on it and completed his outfit with black pants and green sneakers. He also had green eyes and black hair that parted to go over one of his eyes. Tyler was brunette with hair that he wore a red headband with, and he also wore a mostly red tracksuit with white sneakers that had a few red stripes on them. He also had brown eyes. Finally, there was Ezekiel. During season three he had his arms amputated, but nonetheless he still wore a green hooded jacket, blue jean pants, green boots, and wore a blue beanie hat. He had somewhat long brunette hair and grey eyes to complete his look, and had paler skin than most other boys, and slight brown facial stubble. Either way, all of them were tied up in the same chamber, all together, and just left there by Cassandra's interns, as were Cassandra's orders. Also, above them, was a giant circular platform, with the bottom facing them (obviously). On the bottom of this platform, was nothing put metallic spikes. Extremely sharp, metallic spikes.
"Hey!", Tyler pointed out happily as Mike and Dawn fell down and crashed onto the ground infront of them, "It's some of the new contestants!"
"Oh great", an uninterested Chris said once he saw who it was, "It's Dawn and Mike.", and then the dorahts fell down ontop of Mike and Dawn, and then made a single 'mew' sound, "And Dawn's two annoying pets."
"Hey", Trent said to him, "They're the only ones who actually made it here to save us."
"Yeah", Ezekiel added in, "The least you could do is show them some respect."
"Oh yeah", Chris laughed, "I'm not obligated to give ANY OF YOU respect, so why should I give those two USELESS things any respect at all?"
"They aren't useless!", Dawn then argued as the two creatures were at her feet, "They can do plenty of useful things!"
"Oh yeah? Well why don't they FREE ME?!", the two Dorahts then looked at eachother, , shrugged and then fired their gravity beams right at the rope binding Tyler, Chris, Trent and Ezekiell together. One blast was all it took to break the rope to pieces and thus free all of them. Trent, Tyler and Ezekiel were happy, but Chris continued to insult the creatures, possibly because he simply fell onto his sides due to being unable to use his legs and being deprived of his wheelchair, "Gee, thanks. Make me fall onto the ground. Yeah. They're REAL useful creatures.", in response, the creatures then fired their gravity beams at his legs. "AH!", Chris initially gasped and panicked, the beams this time did not harm him. Rather, they actually shifted the bones and muscles in his legs using gravity, actually managing to move them back into place, fixing them. Even though he made sounds of pain, once it was done he actually let out a sigh of relief, and all of the others in the room actually were surprised, even Dawn;
"Wow", Tyler commented, "They fixed him."
"Can they fix me too?"
"Sorry", Dawn said to Ezekiel, "But I don't think they can't, since they have no arms to fix."
"Awww", Ezekiel sighed and bowed his head with that response. While everyone was amazed at what the creatures just did for Chris, Chris himself shockingly, was not at all happy. Infact, his response was;
"Great, well while I'm happy my legs are fixed again", he then stood up and brushed himself off before walking up to Dawn and rudely picking up the two Dorahts, "I can now deem these things CONTRA-BAN."
"What?!", Dawn replied with a gasp, "But these two wonderful animals just gave you the gift of walking again!"
"Well, they also bring you joy.", Chris rudely said to her, "and this is TOTAL DRAMA. CONTESTANTS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO FEEL JOY, ONLY PAIN. SO THESE JOY BRINGS GO", he then actually tossed them towards the toxic waste, much to Dawn's total horror, "INTO THE WASTE!"
"NO!"
"Momma!", and that word came from the Dorahts, Dawn tried to save them, but Mike restrained her, fearing for her safety if she jumped into the toxic waste. Either way, the two creatures sank immediately upon landing in the toxic waste, and after that, as Chris wiped his hands, there was a moment of silence. The only sound, was the sound of their blood curdling and twisted 'meows' of pain as they sank into the toxic fluid, unable to use their beams to save themselves.
"That's what they get for bringing a contestant joy! Now let's get outta here so I can get my job back.", while Chris, Trent, Tyler and Ezekiel started to walk off, Mike patted Dawn on the shoulder a bit, but she just sat on the ground, in shock. Her eyes widened, she just looked at the exact spot where the two Dorahts had fallen into. The last words they said to her, were pleading to her to save them, calling her their momma. She shed a tear from her eye. She helped those creatures find food, she was kind to them, she treated them so nicely they saw her as their mother. After remembering that, and dealing with that haunting final message, she knew what she had to do. She clenched her hands into fists and with a completely cold expression she ignored Mike completely and went towards Chris;
"I hope Cassandra keeps your job.", she coldly said to him in a voice of pure anger, everyone stopped and gasped that she had said that, and Chris himself turned and smiled;
"Uh, excuse me?"
"You heard me. I hope karma lets Cassandra keep your job."
"Oh? You're standing up to me now, are ya?", Chris then laughed, "That's rich, because, while your on my show, I OWN YOU."
"YOU DON'T OWN SHIT.", Dawn yelled at the top of her lungs, "You are a HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE man. Those two innocent creatures gave you the ability to walk again, and you repay them by TOSSING THEM INTO TOXIC WASTE. How would you have liked it if they tossed YOU into toxic waste? Would you like it McLean? Or how about your FAKE HAIR?!", she then angrily snagged his wig right from his head, shocking him completely;
"MY HAIR!"
"YOU DON'T DESERVE HAIR!", she then tossed the wig like a frisby right into the toxic waste. It immediately turned to dust upon touching it;
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", Chris screamed in a dramatic fashion, getting upon his knees and mourning his wig, "THAT WIG WAS ONE OF A KIND! THEY'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO REPLICATE IT! NOW I'M BALD FOR THE REST OF THE SERIES! FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!"
"GOOD.", Dawn said to him, "You don't deserve a wig, much less this show."
"LISTEN BITCH, YOU'RE A CONTESTANT-"
"EX Contestant", Dawn then stomped her foot down, "I QUIT."
"YOU CAN'T QUIT!"
"YES. I. CAN.", Dawn then kicked Chris right in the face out of pure anger, sending him down onto his back, and actually knocking out one of his teeth because she kicked him that hard, "AND I'M DOING IT NOW!"
"MY TOOTH!", Chris then screamed as he held his mouth in pain, "YOU KNOCKED OUT MY TOOTH YOU BITCH!"
"And there's more where that comes from if you don't let me quit. I will knock all of your teeth out right now if you don't let me leave."
"FINE", Chris screamed in rage, still holding his mouth, "Oh wait, NO. I'M NOT. HOW DARE-", she then picked up his lost tooth and also tossed it into the toxic waste, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!", Chris tried to save it, but he was too late and as such, it fell into the toxic waste;
"Now, if you don't want me to kick YOU into the toxic waste, I'd suggest you get rid of me."
"FINE!", Chris screamed in pure rage, tears were streaming down his face, "FINE, I DON'T FUCKING CARE ANYMORE! LEAVE, LEAVE THE FUCKING SHOW! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. I DON'T CARE. I DON'T FUCKING CARE YOU LITTLE HOST RUINING WITCH!"
"Host RUINING?!", Dawn replied, shocked at Chris' massive ego and selfishness, "You ruined yourself, you selfish prick! All you've done this entire show is be a narcissistic, selfish, egotistical, sadistic, greedy and pompous JACKASS who only cares about ratings rather than the safety or well beings of the contestants OR the animals of the show! You mutate all in the innocent creatures on this island and expect them to obey your orders like your some kind of king, and if they do something you don't like you just toss them aside like trash! And to us the contestants, you treat us so poorly it's amazing you're allowed near children at all. I hope Cassandra keeps custody of your only child, because frankly, you don't deserve to be a father, a host, or even a human being! The only thing you deserve to be, is feces! Just a big pile of feces, that is all that you deserve to be!"
"How'd you know I have a child with Cassandra?"
"UGH!", Dawn then groaned and finally pushed her way passed Trent, Tyler and Ezekiel, on her way out of the cave, "I'm LEAVING. And when I get home, the Enviornmental Agency WILL be hearing about this. I will expose this trashy show for what it truly is!"
"Yeah", Chris laughed, "Good luck with that, ya host ruinin' bitch! Good luck! If Veronica AND Cassandra can't take me down, what makes you think you will?", in response Dawn shocked them all even more by giving Chris a vulgar middle finger on her way out.
[CONFESSIONAL]
Mike - "I never knew Dawn had so much anger in her..."
[CONFESSIONAL ENDS]
Following that, things went over to another set of contestants. This time, it was Samey pretending to be Amy, Jasmine and Shawn. All three of them were walking down the only pathway they saw where they had been left at, all the while though, Jasmine was shivering in fear and Samey was worried about Mike & Dawn's safety. Shawn however, was the one most focused on finding a way out;
"I hope Mike and Dawn are alright.", Samey said in a worried tone, "I really really hope they are."
"Huh", Shawn replied, a bit sarcastically, "Never thought you'd care about other people, Amy."
"I'm no-", Samey immediately stopped herself, "I had a change of heart back there."
"Yeah", Shawn replied, seemingly believing it, "I can see it now. Well, good to know!"
"T-thanks."
"I'm worried about Mike and Dawn too", the scared Jasmine then said, "But I'm sure we'll see 'em again soon! Let's get out of this tight, enclosed space first though."
"It's cool Jasmine!", Shawn assured her, "By the smell of things, we're almost outta this cave!"
"You...you can smell something like that?"
"Yeah!", Shawn answered with, "When you're trying to hide from the Zombie Horde, you learn how to make your senses as strong as possible!", though Samey and Jasmine were both confused by that, they followed Shawn's lead regardless. Eventually, they got to the same room that Dawn, Mike, Trent, Chris, Tyler and Ezekiel were in earlier, except they were obviously gone.
"Oh thank god it's not as inclosed!", Jasmine happily said with a very relieved sigh, "A little bit better."
"This looks like the room where they were keeping the guests", Samey then commented, looking at the ruined rope, "But...where are they?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", that scream came from a nearby cave. Jasmine, Shawn and Samey turned their attention to that cave as the screaming continued on and on and got closer and closer to them. Bracing themselves for something evil, they were all surprised when it turned out to be...the other team. Sugar, Topher, Scott and Ella (holding her Doraht) all came running out, and eventually they all tripped on one single pebble that seemed to literally teleport to the location of all their feet. Upon the moment at which they fell to the other team member's feet, said other team members were confused, but relieved;
"Well, it's just the other team!", Samey pointed out, "Phew."
"Not phew!", Scott replied in a panicked tone, getting up. It's notable now that he, Sugar, Ella, Topher and even Ella's Doraht were all covered in painful hornet stings, "THOSE HORNETS IN THAT CAVE ARE CHASING US!", and then they all gasped as the buzzing of trillions of hornets came from the cave, but before they could leave, the Hornets flew out and up to the cave's ceiling.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", was the screams of all of them as they cowered on the ground, even Jasmine due to her claustrophobia. The Hornets made her feel even more enclosed, basically. The Hornets flew right at the ropes supsending the massive spiked platform, and as if wanting to kill them all in a unique way, began chewing on said rope. Only then, did Cassandra and two Elderly woman interns with the name tags 'Marcia' and 'Irene' come walking in. Both of them were average elderly women who had standard short white hair, and were wearing the standard intern uniform. Though Irene had glasses on, Marcia did not.
"HELLO!", she screamed at the two contestants, "YOU HAVE A CHALLENGE TO FINISH! Chris and the guests are freed, GET GOING!"
"Oh dear!", Marcia then said with a gasp, "Look up there!"
"You are an intern, woman", Cassandra rudely replied to her, "You don't-"
"Oh just look up there!", and Irene sternly made Cassandra look up to see the Hornets. Just as Cassandra looked up though, the platform started to twist and break. Irene realized that soon, it would fall, and either impale them all, crush them all, cause them to fall into toxic waste, or both. As such, she took action and said, "Everyone follow me outside!", and as she started rushing outside, Jasmine, Shawn, Samey, Topher, Scott, Sugar, Ella and Ella's Doraht wasted no time in following her. Marcia tried to follow, but soon the pebble teleported infront of her and she fell with a;
"Aaaah!", into the toxic waste. Even as the rocks and rubble and hornets crushed by falling rocks fell all around them, Cassandra just stared at the platform in amazement. Not of the platform itself, but literally of the fact that she had a phobia of Hornets. As such, she was frozen in fear. She didn't want them to chase after her. Especially, when she saw the queen. The queen was a massive already mutated hornet, with the classic black/yellow colouring of a bee, but that stream-lined and slender build of a Hornet. She was also, as big as a full grown Grizzly Bear, and she was the hornet who killed the blind children interns, or at least the one who turned them into skeletons. The Queen flew right up to Cassandra's face, freaking the woman out completely and making her show true fear, just before both were distracted by the final suspension rope of the platform breaking. The last thing both of them seemingly saw, was the platform crashing towards them. When it landed on the floor, it broke the circular floor completely and caused toxic waste to splash everywhere and flood the entire room. It was blocked from the exit cave only because said cave was blocked off by falling rocks. With the platform broken, there was now a giant crater leading right into said room from one of the island's minor mountains. While Cassandra, Marcia and the Mutant Hornet Queen seemingly met their ends, Irene was busy leading the others out of the came, all of them screaming and panicking except her, for she was just determined to help them get to safety;
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", was the screams coming from Jasmine, Shawn, Samey, Scott, Topher, Ella and Sugar as they desperately followed Irene's lead through crumbling cave, falling rocks, and even through horrendous buzzsaws that many times almost sliced the poor old woman in half, but she still trekked through until they finally made it back outside where Chris, Chef, Veronica and Mike were waiting for them. Chris was still bald and had a gap in his teeth, of course. Upon reaching the outside again, Irene rested on a nearby rock, while the contestants she helped save immediately fell to the ground to rest;
"Finally!", Chris commented, "It's about DAMN time you guys came back!"
"Chris!", Shawn commented, "You can...walk again?"
"Yes yes yes", Chris replied, "Long story short, Dawn quit, her Dorahts are now in toxic waste, and our three original contestants fled the island too. So since the Dorahts also cured me, I can officially be your host again for the rest of the series!"
"Great", Veronica said sarcastically, rolling her eyes, "I'm sure we're ALL happy for that turn of events."
"THANK YOU, Veronica!"
"Wait a minute!", Jasmine then pointed out after she was done kissing the ground of the outdoors, "Where's Cassandra at?"
"She was in the cave!", Scott then said in a worried tone of voice, "She could be trapped down there!"
"GOOD", Chris bluntly stated, "That woman DESERVES to be left there for what she did to me!"
"Okay she's racist and I'm black", Jasmine said to him, "But even I wouldn't want her to ACTUALLY die!"
"I DON'T CARE.", Chris replied, "This show is not about you, it's about ME! ME ME ME ME ME! ME!", Irene just shook her head at this, not approving of what he was saying, "NOT YOU, ME."
"I thought your mother raised you better than that", Irene bluntly said to Chris, and Chris immediately knew who that was;
"Ah! Mrs. Rippley!", he said in a somewhat nervous tone of voice, "My Mom's Next Door Neighbour! H-how's it goin'."
"I've been doin' fine", Irene replied, "Until I was forced into being Ms. Price's intern."
"Cool cool", he then whispered over to Chef, "Escort her to a boat and get her off the island", and Chef promptly went over to escort Mrs. Rippley off of the island, but while Chris talked it could be soon she insisted to Chef she could walk herself to the dock and to the boat, "Now, you all might be wondering, what will we do for elimination tonight?"
"Not really", Samey said, "We're not really wondering what's gonna happen at elimination right now."
"What I'm wonderin' at least", Sugar then added in, "Is WHO WON?"
"Well technically", Chris said, "Dawn won. But, she quit the season because she got butthurt over me throwing her pets into toxic waste back there, so not only am I bald for the rest of the series and have a missing tooth, but she also is technically the one eliminated tonight! Though trust me, if she hadn't quit I would have disqualified her anyway.", Samey was visibly sad for Dawn, as was Mike who had gone to help Samey up to her feet, "And plus, this was CASSANDRA'S challenge, and since Cassandra isn't here, I'm officially CANCELLING this challenge!"
"WHAT?!", everyone gasped in unison;
"So basically", Shawn pointed out, "We did this all for nothing? Aside from Dawn giving up?"
"Pretty much, yeah", Chris replied with.
"No winner?", Topher added;
"Nope!"
"No Loser?", Scott also added;
"Natta."
"What Chris is basically saying", Veronica then intervened, "Is that you should just go back to your cabins and get ready for the next ACTUAL challenge."
"Yeah!", Chris answered with, "What she said!", and though they were groaning, the contestants did indeed follow Chris and Veronica's orders, and went back to their cabins muttering to themselves, and also feeling somewhat confused aswell. Nonetheless, as they and Veronica then walked off, Chris turned to the camera with a smile and began the sign-off, "Well, I might be bald forever now, and also missing a tooth, but the show will still go on! Without Dawn, how will AMY and Jasmine deal? Will Shawn and Jasmine hook up? Mike and AMY? Who will make their cameo happen next? What is up with that Mutant Squirrel?", the Mutant Squirrel then popped up from out of nowhere behind Chris, "FIND OUT, NEXT TIME, ON, TOTAL, DRAMA, REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!", and with those words the episode faded to black, and then the credits started rolling, after the credits;
["HURL OF SHAME" - DAWN]
*Since she quit and wasn't hurled, a very bitter Dawn is instead shown riding on the Boat of Losers home, angrily looking out at the mutated island, with Irene sitting next to her. Irene soon notices Dawn's bitter mood and addresses it*
Irene - "You know little girl, I may not know you very well, but I know how you feel."
Dawn - "You do?"
Irene - "Yes. I'm an Aura Reader myself, you know. It's very hard for people like us to really make many friends, and of course, your little pets must have been the closest things you ever had."
Dawn - "They were."
Irene - "But don't worry, I know Mr. McLean's mother, I live next-door to her. I think she will be very interested in what her son has been up to."
Dawn - "But shouldn't we let some Environmental Agency know about this?"
Irene - "Trust me, Mother McLean would be much more effective."
*The two smile and laugh to themselves as the scene fades out*
["HURL OF SHAME" ENDS]
Elimination Recap -
Episode 1 - Cassandra (Toxic Rats)
Episode 2 - Leonard (Toxic Rats)
Episode 3 - Lightning (Toxic Rats)
Episode 4 - N/A
Episode 5 - Amy (Mutant Maggots) *Cheated Off*
Episode 6 - Cameron (Mutant Maggots)
Episode 7 - Dawn (Mutant Maggots) *Quit*
