Chapter 7 the prank

Stan walked to the bus stop looking more depressed than ever. This didn't go unnoticed by Kyle who happened to be at the bus stop first.

"Hey dude."Kyle greeted

"Hey." Stan replied glumly

"Dude…"Kyle started "If you're upset about that girl it isn't worth it. You shouldn't be all depressed I mean come on she's a girl. You should be focused on more important things like the prank today."

Stan sighed and nodded "I guess your right Kyle. I mean I barely even knew her she is just some girl."

"Exactly." Kyle stated

Just then Cartman and Kenny walk up.

"Hey guys." greeted Kenny

"Sup fags" Cartman said

Then the bus pulled up and the boys got on.


The bus came to an abrupt stop in front of the school and the boys headed inside. Inside of the classroom the other boys were waiting for Stan. Clyde approached him.

"Hey, do you have the worms?" Clyde asked

Stan nodded and got his backpack and pulled out the jar of worms.

"Cool, now just wait till recess and sneak back in here while Butters is going to be look out in case or some other teacher come in and catch you okay." Clyde explained.

Stan nodded. "Gotcha"

Suddenly the bell rang and all the children got in their seats, just as Mr. Garrison entered the classroom.

"Great news class, we have a new Girl in our class." said

Cartman scoffed "Just what we need another girl." He stated sarcastically

"Shut it Eric." Mr. Garrison snapped. "Now I want you all to give a warm welcome to Wendy Testabuger."

Just then Wendy walked in the classroom. "Hello" She said shyly.

Stan gasped under his breath. He whispered to Kyle "Dude that's her."

"Who?" Kyle whispered back.

"The girl I was talking about yesterday."

"Oh…" Kyle glanced at her then back at Stan. "Well dude don't worry about it."

"I won't." Stan replied

"Well Wendy, why don't you take a seat by the girls and we'll get started?"

Wendy nodded and sat down by the girls. Right away the girls welcomed her and started talking to her as if they've known her for years.

"Okay class today we will discuss yesterday's lesson….." started.

But Stan wasn't listening he was too busy staring at Wendy. 'She looks so pretty today.' Stan thought. He sighed eternally. 'I wish we could still be friends.'

"Stan!" Kyle yelled shaking him out of his daydream.

Stan jumped. "Who-what."

"Dude let's go recess is starting and the guys are waiting." Kyle said

"Oh, okay." Stan followed Kyle outside.


"Ok, can you run me through run me through the plan just one more time?"Butters asked nervously.

The boys groaned.

"Come on Butters we've been through this about fifty times." Token said rolling his eyes

"Why is it so hard for you to remember?"Craig asked

"Um… no reason." Butters said fiddling with his thumbs.

"Wait a minute… you're scared. Kenny pointed out.

"Ok I'm scared." Butters admitted. "Why do I have to be look out anyway?"

"Because, nobody would suspect you." Clyde stated.

"Yeah, don't be pussy Butters." Cartman said

"I'm not being a pussy I-I just don't want to get in tro-" Butters a interrupted by Tweek

"I'll do it." Tweek said weakly.

"Great!" Kyle said happily. "I'm glad somebody's a team player." Everybody glared at Butters.

"What?" Butter asked

"Let's just get this over with. You ready Stan?" Clyde asked

"Huh- yeah I'm ready." He replied looking away from Wendy.

"Why do you keep staring at Wendy?" Clyde asked suspiciously

"Well um…"Stan started 'Come on Stan think…Oh I got it'

"I was um… just thinking I didn't bring enough worms for her lunch." Stan said nervously hoping the guys would buy it.

"Damn, now we can't get her." Clyde stomped his foot

Stan smiled. 'Yes! Now I don't have to put worms in her lunch.' He thought happily

"Don't worry I brought extras." Token said holding up a baggy full of worms.

Stan's smiled dropped "Thanks Token." Stan said angrily snatching the bag.

However, Token didn't notice. "No problem buddy!" He replied with a smile.

"Okay you guys plan in action." Cartman said. "Everyone set watches on my mark."Everybody got their watches ready. "Mark."

"Go, everybody stations!" Kyle yelled.

Kenny positioned his self on the swing.

Craig positioned by the swing set.

Clyde and Kyle positioned themselves in a tree.

The rest of the boys positioned by the merry-go-round.

"Everybody in their positions?" Clyde asked in the walkie-talkie.

"Check." They all said in there earpieces.

"Ok Craig you know what to do." Kyle said.

"Copy." Craig replied. He moved behind Kenny and asked him aloud.

"Hey, Kenny mind if I push you on the swings?"

"Of course not buddy, go right ahead."

Craig nodded and started to push Kenny. After a minute or two Kenny got real high.

"Now." Kyle said in the walkie-talkie.

And Kenny jumped off and landed face first in the snow. All the boys except for Kyle and Clyde rushed to his side drawing a crowd. It wasn't long before Mr. Garrison was there.

"Move out of the way children." He said pushing them out of his way. "What happened Kenny?"

"Craig was pushing me on the swings and I fell and hurt myself." Kenny whined.

"Well, let me see." said kneeling down next to Kenny.

"Now's your chance Cartman." Clyde said in the walkie-talkie.

Cartman inched over to next to and slipped his hands in his pocket. He grabbed his keys and passed them to Token, who passed them to Butters, who passed them to Jimmy, who passed them to Stan.

"I have the keys; I repeat I have the keys." Stan said in the earpiece.

"Roger that, Stan I'll tell you when it's safe to go." Kyle replied

Clyde looked in his binoculars and saw the entrance back to the school was clear of teachers. He nodded to Kyle.

"It's all clear Stan go now!" Kyle said.

Stan turned to Tweek and signaled for him to follow. They ran into the School to Mr. Garrison's classroom. Stan unlocked the door and ran to the side of the classroom with the lunches and pulled out all the girls.

He opened all of them and put worms in them and put the worms in. He stopped when he reached Wendy's.

"I'm sorry Wendy." He whispered he was just about to put the worm in when Tweek let out a low pitch shriek.

Stan covered his ears. "Shhh dude, what?" Stan asked

"A teacher's coming!" Tweek screamed whispered

Stan put all the lunches back and grabbed Tweek. They both got under the table. Just then a teacher came in.

"Hello?" She when no reply came she scratched her head. "Huh I thought I heard voices in hear."She said walking away. "Man I have gotta lay off the brownies they serve in the teacher's lounge."

Stan let out a breath.

"Stan! You and Tweek need to get out of their Mr. Garrison's on his way in there!"Kyle suddenly yelled in the earpiece

"Okay were leaving." Stan replied. Stan turned to Tweek. "We gotta go."

Tweek nodded and they ran to the door. Stan threw the keys on the Mr. Garrison's desk when Tweek let out another shriek.

Stan groaned. "Now what?"

"Mr. Garrison!" Tweek whisper yelled.

Stan looked to see Mr. Garrison about to turn the corner down the hall.

"Oh, Crap!" Stan searched around franticly for somewhere to hide. He saw the janitor's closet across the hall. "Quick! The janitor's closet." Stan said dragging a frightened Tweek along. He reached the door, opened it and threw Tweek and himself in there leaving a crack in the door so they would know when it was safe to leave.

Mr. Garrison came into view. He looked around confused. "I don't remember leaving the keys in here and who opened the door?"

Stan and Tweek panicked a moment before Shrugged.

"I have got to lay of the brownies they serve in the teachers' lounge." He turned on the lights and grabbed a first aid kit. Then grabbed the keys, turned off the lights, shut the door and left.

The boys didn't hesitate they ran out of the building onto the playground Where all the boys were waiting for them.

"Mission accomplished?" Kyle asked

Stan looked at the school and then back Kyle. He nodded "Mission accomplished."


"Okay class lunch time everybody get your lunches and go to your tables." ordered.

The boys quickly got their lunches, sat down and anxiously waited for the girls to get their lunches. They were smirking, laughing and giggling.

Bebe who happened to notice this stopped with Wendy by her side

"What are you guys laughing at?" Bebe asked with a frown.

"Your ugly face." Craig said making the guys laugh harder.

"Whatever."She snapped. "Come on Wendy, we don't wanna catch their cooties."

Bebe stuck her tongue out and went to grab her lunch with Wendy following close behind.

All the girls sat down the table. Heidi turned to Lola.

"What are you having for lunch Lola?" She asked

"Nothing, much." Lola replied opening her lunch Box. "Just a PB & J and some- Ahhhhhhhh!" She shrieked

Annie who happened to be on the other side of her jumped out of her chair.

"What?" Annie asked "Is it a spider?"

Just then Mille jumped and screamed.

"WORMS!" She yelled.

The boys couldn't take it anymore the busted out laughing. By now all the girls had their lunch boxes open and were running around the room screaming and yelling. Well all except one.

Cartman was the first to notice. "Hey!" he called out stopping all the boys' laughter. "Why isn't that Wendy chick opening her lunch?"

The boys looked at Wendy sitting there staring at her lunch box.

"Give it a minute." Kyle said. "She'll open it."

Stan suddenly remembered that he didn't put anything in her lunch Box.

He gulped. 'How would the guys react?' Stan suddenly thought 'Would they be mad?'

"Um guys…" Stan started "I have to tell you something."

"Can't it wait till Wendy open's her lunch box?" Kenny asked waving Stan off along with the other boys who still were watching her.

Stan looked at Wendy who was staring at him. She then opened her lunch box, screamed and fainted.

The boys all howled with laughter and fell out of their chairs all except Stan who was staring in shock. He thought he didn't put any worms in her lunch. Then a second thought came to his mind: Would she be okay?

"Oh my god that was so funny." Token said with tears in his eyes

"Yeah," Kyle agreed "I thought I was going to pee my pants."

"I did pee my pants." Butters said causing the boys to stare at him.

"What?" He asked

After the awkward silence Clyde cleared his throat.

"Anyways… Stan to congratulate on your success with the prank. I'll throw you a party and have my mom bake cookies and cake."

"That is so tits!" Cartman shouted

"Okay you guys I'll have my mom do it today." Clyde continued. "So all of you be at the club house at 3:00."

The boys cheered but stopped when Kenny turned to Stan. "Aren't you excited?"

Stan stopped staring at Wendy who was still laying there.

"Huh uh… yeah whatever."

Kenny didn't seem convinced but shook it off. "What were you gonna tell us?"

"Oh um…" Stan started but didn't get to finish because the bell rang indicating that lunch was over. I'll tell you later let's go to class." He said. They all walked out of the lunchroom. Stan looked back at Wendy and was amazed to see that she was up and smiling at him. He looked confused at her confused and she just winked at him.

"Hey, Stan!" Kyle called. "Are you coming?"

Stan looked at Wendy a few more seconds before replying to Kyle.

"Yeah I'm coming."