I'm not going to do all the chars right now! Let's start off with...Konata! For...what I've shown at least
Name: Konata
Nicknames/alias: none so far...
D.O.B: October 2 (I like the number 2)
Residence: Osaka
Relatives: none/unknown
Personality: a very harsh and easily tempered person, Konata isn't much one to mess with. Though she can be nice at times, it takes a long time until she actually will be nice for more than a second.
Fun Facts:
Konata plays every instrument (hence the instrument room in her house...)
Konata has quite the big vocabulary, yet not as big as Elliot or Aero
According to Draco and Kou, Konata cooks extremely well
One quote that is said when she is angered is "I can and will burn you." As PK Fire can be quite threatening...
Okay, next up...Draco!
Name: Draco Corvi
Nicknames/alias: Drac, Runt (only by Zak), Dray
D.O.B: June 7
Residence: Osaka
Relatives: none/unknown (has family though)
Personality: usually a fun and bubbly person, though if he gets pissed off, he isn't so nice. He likes to tease and sometimes seems extremely cocky
Fun Facts:
Draco is Italian...if you didn't know by his name...
Draco LOVES juice, especially ones that make him seem childish like Juicy Juice or Hawaiian Punch or something.
Draco isn't really known for cussing until a few weeks prior to Chapter 5 in which he cusses as much as Konata or Phoenix would
Okay then, next I'll do...Kou!
Name: Kou Yamada
Nicknames: sometimes called Yama or Kouda by peoples. (Mostly Zak or Phoenix)
D.O.B: January 19
Residence: differs. First he lived in Cobas then in Eslyke (with Tyler, Pho, and El) and now Osaka
Relatives: none/unknown (has family)
Personality: Kou can be quite the weirdo...and obsessor. He is extremely nice but sometimes that isn't a good thing.
Fun Facts:
Kou makes fun of people by making random shippings and getting random people to like it...teasing that never goes away!
Kou is quite the softy
Kou especially likes sugar cookies, since he does like cookies and all
Kou sucks at English, he can mispronounce and use incorrect grammar and mispell a lot! Though that's why he has Zak to be a very talented friend that helps him, only so he isn't teased.
Um...I'll do Zak next!
Name: Zakari Bolton
Nicknames: Zak, Idiot, Ari (only by Konata)
D.O.B: December 15
Residence: Luter
Relatives: Cameron (older brother)
Personality: sarcastic, weird, arrogant, these all describe him. He can be very nice or very jerkish, depending on who you are.
Fun facts:
Zakari speaks every language, hard to believe because...well, he's Zakari, but he does!
Zakari plays some instruments, by that I mean flute, guitar, drums, viola, violin, cello, bass, xylophone, ocarina, recorder, clarinet, harp, accordion, and...the triangle. He plays some weird yet not weird instruments...woo...
When playing the triangle he sometimes can be heard saying 'ding, bitches, ding." Which is really funny!
Let's see, let's do the twins next!
Name: Phoenix Steele
Nicknames: Pho, Nix, Enix
Relatives: Elliot (younger twin)
DOB: May 22
Residence: Eslyke
Personality: not the smartest person, but the most athletic. Second most arrogant and loves to joke around.
Fun facts:
The athletic twin
Phoenix randomly knows Braille and Morse Code...which gets him teased by Zakari, who of course, knows both and has used it on him once.
Phoenix is rarely trusted
/-/-
Name: Elliot Steele
Nicknames: El, Iot
: May 22
Residence: Eslyke
Relatives: Phoenix (older twin)
Personality: very calm and smart. Smartest of the moan group and keeps everyone sane
Fun facts:
The more smart, sane, and calm twin
Elliot is mistaken for the older twin A LOT
he's good at PSI
Elliot wants a bird...just thought you sould know...cuz he wants one...a green and yellow one...that flies...OKAY NEXT!
Elliot edits videos a lot. For a reason of Pho doesn't edit his own YouTube videos...
And Tyler!
Name: Tyler Zask
Nicknames: Ty, Liar (by Zak sometimes)
D?O.B: August 29
Residence: originally Kayama, moved to Eslyke
Personality: a nice and confident guy, Tyler is rarely a jerk and doesn't tease much...except with Phoenix
Fun facts:
Tyler has the best last name out of any char, this is a fact.
For some random reason, Tyler sings a small part of a song a lot and no one has found out why, not even he knows why!
Tyler loves Pig Latin...and we all know who to blame, our Language Genius AKA Zak...even though Pig Latin isn't a real language!
Tyler has a tendency to hit things when he's bored, that's how he got suspended back when he lived in Kayama!
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So now..I'll give you a small chapter piece that repersenfs next chapter! Which now looking at it, it's longer than I thought it'd be...
~START~
"Do you know how to ask someone out?"
"No, why?"
"Just wondering..."
"And why would I know how to ask people out?"
"I don't know, you just seem like that person who was dating in like...first grade or something."
"Dude, WHO DATES IN THE FIRST GRADE!?"
"I knew someone who did."
"Oh...well...let's go find the others."
"Good idea!"
~TIME SKIP~
"So Konata...what's happening today anyways?" Tyler asked.
Konata shrugged. "Beats me...I still have no idea!"
"That makes you like the best worker here!" Phoenix joked.
"Besides the fact that there aren't much workers here." Zakari pointed out. "This place is nothing like it was told to be."
"We know it isn't." Elliot sighed. "But it's what we have to deal with."
"More or less what I have to deal with, you guys just stay here and do stuff!" Konata sighed. "I work."
"Yeah, well we don't know if we have to do stuff." Tyler pointed out. "We might have to do actual stuff like you do!"
"Eh, whatever." Konata sighed and looked at her phone. "They are gonna sign up for classes so...you guys should go..."
"Why do they send that to you?" Zakari asked.
"Cuz I work here? Who cares, I gotta be there anyways! Let's just fucking go already!"
~LATER~
"Classes! Fuck, I never planned for this!" Phoenix shouted.
"Yeah you did...we were talking about it last night..." Elliot sighed.
"Why do I need to take a language class!? I am fluent in them all anyways!" Zakari complained.
"Would you guys just pick some damn classes?" Konata growled.
"Why don't you have to do this?" Tyler asked.
"I've already done it, like...yesterday." Konata explained. Tyler nodded and looked back at the paper. "By the way, what you sign up for isn't final, plus they get to decide one of your classes."
"That's fucking shit!" Phoenix sighed heavily. "What's the point of signing up then!?"
"Preferred classes, so we know what you're interested in." Konata told the orange haired weirdo.
"I don't know which language to take..." Zakari sighed. "What's the easiest?"
"Dude, YOU ALREADY KNOW THEM ALL HOW IS THIS HARD TO DECIDE!?" Tyler shouted. "And easiest? How is one easier than another!?"
"Okay then...Pig Latin it is..." Zakari muttered, marking on the paper.
"Wait—there's Pig Latin!?" Tyler exclaimed.
"Yeah...I literally just checked it..." Zakari chuckled.
"I don't even know why that's on there..." Konata sighed. "Pig Latin isn't a language."
"It's a language game though, something interesting!" Zakari laughed.
"They...have Braille and Morse Code..." Phoenix smiled. "I'm just taking Braille cuz it's funnier!"
"Why do you know Braille?" Konata asked.
"Pokemon Emerald." Elliot replied for his brother.
"Freaking Regi puzzle was hard! So I learned Braille, and Morse Code...I don't even know." Phoenix shrugged. Zakari raised an eyebrow then tapped a random beat with his pen. "HEY! DONT CALL ME A BASTARD!"
"I see you do know Morse Code!" Zakari laughed.
"I will say something that will cut you like a knife!" Phoenix growled.
"Video game refrences much?" Tyler asked.
"Yeah, cuz of stuff..." Phoenix crossed his arms. "I'll say it Zak!"
"Don't you dare, Pho!" Zakari snapped.
"Hmph, you be glad we're friends!" Phoenix smirked and stuck his tongue out.
"Shut up!" Zakari sighed heavily. "You wouldn't say it even if we weren't, because I happen to have a very sharp weapon..."
"Multiple sharp weapons..." Phoenix rolled his eyes. "Cuz I know you have more than a sword!"
"Well, of course I do, but I don't usually use all the other weapons." Zakari shrugged.
~LATER~
"Okay that's done..." Konatq sighed. "And we have retards again."
"I'm not a retard!" Kou attempted to sound angered but ended up laughing instead. He fell to the ground, still laughing and Draco rolled his eyes.
"We can so tell you're not a retard!" Draco joked, pulling at the string of Kou's hoodie.
"Hey, that could kill me! Y'know...choking?" Kou smirked, he could not stay serious no matter how hard he tried.
Draco just laughed and Konata sighed. "See you in Hell then." She told Kou.
"How do you know he's going to Hell?" Tyler asked.
"Pretty obvious, the only one of us with a chance of going to Heaven would be Elliot, but it still might be a slim chance." Konata shrugged.
"There is no way in fuck that El is going to Heaven! He's like the worst person ever!" Phoenix growled.
"Yeah, because the worst people ever always do their twin's homework..." Elliot sighed.
"That doesn't count! Plus, everyone has at least one family member that does their homework!" Phoenix stated.
"I don't, wanna trade families?" Zakari asked jokingly.
"Psh, no. I'm not doing my own homework! That's hard!" Phoenix responded.
"How exactly did you pass the entrance exams for this place?" Konata asked. Phoenix shrugged. "Obviously, one of the stupid ones is you..."
"I know an idiot!" Draco exclaimed.
"Shut it, Runt!" Zakari growled.
"Why should I?" Draco smirked.
"Because I'll fucking murder the hell outta you!" Zakari snapped. The rest of the group sighed, why couldn't Zakari and Draco just get along? That would make life easier, but alas, life isn't easy.
"Hey Konata! I just remembered! Aero needed to see you tomorrow!" Kou smiled. "He told me to tell you because he wasn't in the mood for chaos!"
"Well, he's related to Leo and Arco, it's explainable." Konata shrugged. "But I guess I'll go see him tomorrow..."
