Ah Ayame here! Sorry for the late update...I wrote it in class but couldnt post it because I had three projects due today, and had four tests this week...Talk about overloading... xD I really have no idea how it turned into something other then major crack, sorry!
Dear Journal-
We had our wedding to day...Guess how it went?Well...here you go if you couldn't imagine it...
So I was standing there staring at Light in his god-awful dress, yeah it was so tight you could see his fat rolls, sick...Anyways it turned out only Misa showed up...Luckily that thing seemed to be Light's only friend, she was crying of course. The priest looked up and started to speak about some thing I didnt want to hear about.
"I now prononce you man...and...m-man?" The priest looked at Light, who was in a white dress with a Vail on.
"Yep!" Luckily 'I dodged' his kiss before he grabbed me and dragged me out of the church...No Im not lying he really dragged me, when he was going to kiss me I tripped and landed on my face...Trust me I think my nose broke after he dragged me down those stairs...Well it turns out Light isnt as bad as I thought, after the so called wedding, he took me to the hours of rambaling about kids, he finally said something that I don't mind. He said.
"You know Lawliet Im not worthy of your time...Why do you still hang around me? You could have moved or had me arrested ages ago."Well well well...Why hadn't I moved?Oh thats right, it's because Light is a crazy son of a basket case...
"So where do we go from here?" Light stared at the sky before looking at me.
"Where ever we feel like it" Light chuckled then started talking about how he once found me sleeping on the couch, but I started to drifted off in thought, what will we do from here? And when can I get a divorce!I heard Misa and Mikami laugh behind us, Light and I turned around as fast as we could.
"Yes?" I tried to raise my voice and started to speak.
"Ahahaha...It's just that...youre like a married couple...Im not laughing at you..but...Ahahahaha!" Misa turned away with her eyes watering Mikami busted out laughing.
"Ah...Well L it was fun!" Mikami took a needle out of his pocket, and before I could react, he stabbed me in the neck. I saw Light smiling before I blacked out.
