Chapter 7 "School Day Part 2"
Author: Over an amount of time, this fanfic, along with my other competitive fanfic Awakening Love has been getting constant hits. For those that want to know what Awakening Love is about, it is a TamaXHaru fanfic based on this exact same idea, but has more comedy than serious. So if you enjoy TamaXHaru, then read it. Most of you reading are supporters of HikaXHaru and to be honest I support both pairings. I'm not one sided really. I mainly support TamaXHaru more than HikaXHaru and believe in the twins being perfect for each other. Now, before I forget. There will be no update next week. I'm going to a con and hopefully meeting Vic *Tamaki* and yeah. Letting you all know. So enjoy this update and yeah.
POV: Haruhi
I hate my life. I seriously hate my life. I'm sorry diary, but today sucks. First off, some how yesterday I ended up in Hikaru's body, which seems strange, his younger brother Kaoru is trying to make out with me every second of the day and lastly, the "king of bakas" decided we should go to the spa and not an American spa, no, traditional Japanese bath house which means being naked…full naked. I don't know what I'm worried about the most. First off, having naked women fan drooling over me as some crazy chicks try to…never mind, having Kaoru acting the same way, but in his twinest, having Hikaru as me be naked, which means he might get all perverted, having Tamaki being the same way and trying to…well you know or the fact that my body is in a unisex spa with men and women and that I have to keep it a secrete of what gender I am and the fact that if my body is separate, me worrying about how Hikaru is doing!!! It's a lot on my mind. God, I just want this nightmare done and over. I want to wake up and see me again. Oh crap, I forgot about something important. Why me!!!???? I might have to look…well, you know. Diary, thank you for being there. You're my only true friend right now
I closed the book and threw it in my bag. Hikaru would take it home for me. It was the only time I could right now, when we were alone. If senpai found out me and Hikaru were in the back room, he would remove us, punish me and make me suffer harsh pain. Like I said, my life sucks.
I watched the dial on the clock swing back and forth. Time had arrived now and senpai lined us up in the nice fancy limo. It was black and spaces. He made me and Kaoru sit next to each other, Kyouya was sitting alone, Mori and Hunny sat next to each other and of course he sat Hikaru next to him. I could tell Hikaru hated this. Kyouya discussed the plans and said that Hikaru aka my body would be alone. It was better that way and he wanted to do it so he can keep the "prevs" away. Tamaki once again shouted at him as we laughed.
I really wanted to enjoy this, but I couldn't. Seeing how A: were at a bath house doesn't make me happy and also, well, I'm not me right now. I really don't want to be some one else. Life seems greater when you're your self. Still, maybe Hikaru has the same thought as I do. I'm betting he is worrying about me.
POV: Hikaru
As the flamboyant Tamaki kept clutching onto me, my thoughts spun around. I was grateful having my own bath, even though we agreed all the same against the idea. I was wondering how I'm going to pull this off. I mean, the bath I have my own privacy, thank god. Everything else will suck. The cosplays, the being attached every day. I see nothing good in this really. Still… Haruhi seems off into space.
She is worrying. I just feel it. Well, if I didn't like her even a little, I'd say she is being an idiot, but then again, she looks cute like staring, even as me. Suddenly we stopped and I landed in her I mean my lap.
"Uhh…Hi..Haruhi," She said, almost embarrassed, but pulled it back.
"Sorry, I fell,"
"HARUHI! STOP FALLING INTO PEOPLE'S LAP! IT SHOULD BE MY LAP YOU WANT NOT HIS!!!" Tamaki said as he clearly pointed to Haruhi.
"Umm….sorry senpai. I didn't mean to?"
"Well next time watch what you're doing. Come with me Haruhi and we'll change…."
"Not going to happen pervert!" Haruhi said as he pulled Tamaki's ears.
I laughed to myself and he complained and moved around some. She threw him into a trash can. She's probably enjoying my awesome super strength. Yeah, I'm super strong.
"Haruhi, you ready to go inside? There is a separate bath house for you just down the hall. I'm sure…you'd love it," Kaoru said as we walked over and pulled the "love" act.
"Sorry Kaoru, but that act won't work on me. I know everything trick in the book,"
"Really?" He questioned me for a second and then his eyes changed. The seemed…different.
"Uh...yeah,"
"You know, if you have something to tell me, just say it. I don't like to the play the guessing game…H-,"
Suddenly Tamaki came running back with Haruhi. He smelled awful. Like a weird mix of rotten fish, spoiled milk, bad eggs, lathered in two year old cow shit with a hint of pine for some good substance. It was to the point you could see the stink lines and even the stink lines and stink lines.
"Uh…senpai, you smell," I said covering my nose.
"I do not. I smell like cherry blossoms," He said glistening with magical roses around him.
"Actually boos, I agree with h-her. You smell pretty bad, but not as bad you…Hikaru,"
Suddenly Kaoru leaned over the confused Haruhi. She glanced at me and I shrugged.
"Well if you excuse me, I'm going to share my beautiful stance with every one," Tamaki said trotting off to see his fangirls.
"Good luck with that," every one shouted out.
Now Kaoru was staring at us with questioning eyes. I fear the truth slipped out and he knows what happened.
POV: Haruhi
After the king of idiots left, Kaoru seemed to be looking at us strangely. His eyes seemed curious in a way. Did he finally figure out what happen? Who knows? They glanced at me for a second and then back at Hikaru. Finally he said something. These words would shock me.
"Hey Hikaru, don't forget about our date tonight. So remember to not over do this act of ours alright. Save it for me,"
"Umm…sure," I shrugged and looked over at Hikaru as he seemed to smack his forehead for some reason.
"You know Haruhi; you can join us if you like. Besides, I think Hikaru would like that,"
He glanced at Hikaru would suddenly stop trembling to look at his younger brother. He looked at me now and I shrugged confused.
"You know, I wouldn't mind coming. Besides, how bad can it be?" He said lying. He knew how bad it is and was. Probably came to watch out for me.
"Good then. We'll pick you up tonight, but first let's head over to the bath houses. The king must be waiting impatiently,"
All three of us started to walk over. I still couldn't believe I had a date with Kaoru, but not as me, as his gay brother. Yes, I'm admitting they are gay and no one can stop me! This will be the worst date ever, no, maybe. The date with Tamaki in the ride "It's a small world" was just as bad, maybe even worse.
The hall of the building seemed very oriental. The hall way had that cherry wood color and red velvet carpet. Small lit candles were placed on the side to give it that "relaxing" feeling. I did feel relaxed…some. Hikaru looked around as well and seemed to like the art piece on the ceiling. It had that Asian fine design in a gold color. I liked it, it gave me that relaxed feeling when I looked at it.
Suddenly that feeling seemed to disappear. Kaoru reached for my hand and I removed it away from him. He gave me a confused look, but I then shrugged and placed my hand back on my side where he attempted again. Was he trying to finding out our secrete?
We then made it to the spa rooms. Each was labeled with the different groups here. I saw the one that said "Ouran" with two signs. One must be for Hikaru and the rest for us. I was staring at them when I felt a tugged and then was taken off some where.
"Hika-"
"Sshh. You know why I pulled you over here right?" Hikaru said in a whisper.
"Yeah, to discuss our plans correct?"
"Exactly. Look," He stopped and looked around. "You will have to try and pull my act off around the ladies. They'll expect one of us to be hurt, a brotherly kiss, a lean in close and you get the idea. Can you try and manger that?"
I blinked as I tried to take in all of that. I nodded and he nodded and as we went back over there. As we walked, "mommy" and "daddy" were having an argument over something. We stopped and stood over by the two.
"Look, I told you we can't allow them to deal with this," Kyouya said looking down into the black book.
"WHY NOT!!!??? I DO NOT SMELL!!!!!"
"I'm sorry daddy, but if you want to be a good boy then listen to me. Our guests will die if you don't leave them be. We'll arrange a private room for you,"
"BUT I DON'T WANT A PRIVATE ROOM!!!!!!"
"I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any other rooms open right now," said one of the workers coming over.
"You don't? Well then that's a problem," Kyouya said as his eyes glowed red in rage.
"HAHA!!!! I WIN!!! I ALWAYS WIN!!!!"
"Well then I guess you will have to share a bath with Haruhi then,"
"That's right I'll get to- "
"You can't be serious senpai!!!!???" Hikaru said yelling in rage.
"Great. Now I hate my life even worse than before,"
"I'm afraid so Haruhi. There isn't anything I can do,"
Tamaki was jumping up and down now, pleased really. I seriously want to die now. Hikaru seemed to be feeling the same and I had to go along with whatever. The lady took us to the changing rooms. We were lucky they had separate rooms, but I changed to change with all our members in the room. There were so many things I did not need to see about the guys. I had to change and that made things harder for me.
I started taking off my shirt, unbuttoning the buttons. I was fine there, now about the pants. I slowly reached for the zipper when a fully naked Kaoru came walking up to me. I covered me eyes quickly.
"Hikaru what's wrong? Should I help you-"
"No no! I'm fine. Just meet me outside,"
Every one left, but Kaoru stayed in the room to watch me struggle. I was getting angry at him.
"I told you to wait outside Kaoru!!!" I yelled at him and he walked over, grinning happily.
"I'm not going to leave tell you admit that you need help…Haruhi,"
POV: Hikaru
I was in the changing room and I was happy to be alone. I could change in peace, but not really. Seeing my how I am Haruhi and how she is a girl made everything difficult. She had boobs for crying out loud! My perverted side would get out and I don't want that. However; I ended up changing even when I didn't want to. I wrapped a towel around myself and went into the bath house where a fully naked me and Tamaki stood waiting. Luckily they also had towels on.
"Hey H-Hikaru," I said standing next to Haruhi.
"He knows," She whispered in my ear.
"Tamaki or-"
"Kaoru" she said again and took off. She patted me on the back and a perverted Tamaki stood and headed into the bath. I turned around as soon as that white towel started to come off. He called me over and I shook my head.
"Haruhi, please come in. I won't look,"
He turned his body and I removed the towel and went it. I felt so strange, but water felt awesome, so I ignored that thought and thought about the warm water against my girly body. Tamaki started to splash around in the bath. I guess he could act childish seeing how he wasn't entertaining today.
I swam over by him and sat down over by a rock. He followed and placed his hands over on my shoulder.
"So Haruhi, it's nice we get some time alone together," He said in that "charming" voice.
"Umm b-senpai, just want are you doing?"
"Oh nothing, trying to spend time with my daughter,"
"Is this guy trying to rape me or something? Err, men. Wait, I did I just think that? God I think I'm going insane,"
"Look, let's lay some ground rules while were in here ok,"
He nodded and I started to explain. For those who don't want to read, I won't down the list of the following:
Hikaru's Spa List
1: No touching Haruhi ANY WHERE
2: No sex lines
3: No splashing
4: No Looking at Haruhi naked
5: No staring down pass Haruhi's head
6: No filming Haruhi naked
7: No perverted mind theater
"Haruhi, that's no fun at all," Tamaki said, with puppy eyes.
"Sorry senpai, but that's my rules. Besides, you need to wash yourself. They brought over soap and shampoo, go shower in the corner and leave me alone,"
He swam to a corner and did just that. I sank down and enjoyed my bath, but that's when I heard a scream and wondered if that was Haruhi.
To be continued…..
No more spa scenes. Haruhi will explain when she is home. Sorry ppl, but no yaoi today.
