Hello guys, Eon the Zoroark. The DETERMINATION! Chapter was great. But what's greater is that we have a new guest, Aurawarrior13! As always, enjoy. Now let's get right…..into the news!
There was a ton of whispering going on. Everyone was wondering what happened to Eon. "Uh Eon," Zygarde said," You didn't answer my question. Why did you go out and fight? It makes no sense?" Eon sat down in his chair, his now blue hair covering his eyes, which were now black with milk white snake eye irises. "Not now, we have a guest. Introducing, Kitty!"
A 14 year old girl walked into the room and sat next to Eon. She had dark red orange hair with catlike ears protruding from the hair. Her clothes, a short sleeved shirt and booty shorts, were of the same color. Her boots, gloves and ember earrings were also the same color. Even her eyes were that color. The only thing not of that color was the will-o-wisp on her shirt, which was white. "Uh, hi. I'm Kitty," she greeted, "Being known as the Aurawarrior13, I have a ton of surprises for you all, so be ready!" She giggled.
Lucas read off the first truth," Ok. Entei, Raikou and Suicine. If you could change your typing, would you and why?". "I know Entei would love to be a Fire/Ground type, but I personally wouldn't," Raikou answered. "Me neither," Suicine added. "Alright. Arceus and Mew, of all the tales humans have told to describe the Legendaries, apart from your own, what are your favorites?" Lucas asked. "Ok. Personally, I enjoy the story of the 4 Regis the most," Mew answered. "It'd be really cool moving continents like that." " ✋❄ ✋💧 ❄✏" Regigigas argued. "I like Giratina's story a lot," Arceus answered. She got a lot of weird stares from the others. "Not because I like her, which by the way I don't, but because I helped make that story happen.". "Aww," Lucas teased," Arcy likes Tina!". "Lucas," Eon growled," did you just get the concept of nicknaming Pokémon from somewhere else, maybe….. a truth or dare story? Because that's genius!".
"Alright," Lucas continued," For any Legendaries who want to answer, which Legendary looks tougher to fight in Sun and Moon?". Xerneas stood up and answered," Well, looking at their typing, abilities and move pools, it seems that Solgaleo would be the toughest.". Out of nowhere, Lunala jumped on her and screamed as she bit her head," I am the strongest! I am the night!". It took Solgaleo, Magernea and Zygarde 100% Form to pull her off. Xerneas' hair was ruined and there were some bite marks on her forehead, luckily no blood. "Lunala!" Eon yelled," I don't care if you're 10 years old or something! You can't bite people like that!" The Psychic/Ghost type burst into tears and ran off to her room, yelling things like," Meanie! Stupid Face! Doodoo Head!"
"Palkia, do you like to mess with human's days by contorting space and twisting their time around?" Lucas asked," If so, how do you choose your victims?". "It's really simple," Palkia answered," But first of all, I control space, not time. That's Dialga. Two, Yes. Sometimes I mess with the time by freezing matter from moving, causing a disruption in the time-space continuum. Three, I choose by dice…" Flashback showing Palkia picking up dice and throwing it on the ground. Reveals a 5. "So sorry, Unova," he says," Time to screw with you guys.". Blade ran up to Palkia and smacked him across the face. "You're the reason I can't sleep in the winter! You make the nights too long! What's with you?' He scolded Palkia. The Space Lord looked at him, before releasing a giant Water Pulse from his mouth. "That'll teach you not to mess with me, little man!".
"For the Legendary Bird Trio: What do you like to drink when you're thirsty? Kitty here says she likes milk.". Kitty started jumping up and down," It's so wonderful. It's sweet when it's cold and creamy and thick when warm. I just love it so much!" Eon smirked from the back as he whispered to Blade," Wanna know what else is creamy and thick?" Blade giggled," What?" "Bird poop. You don't even need to taste it to tell." The smile on Blade' s face disappeared," Oh, I thought you were gonna say something else. Never mind.". "When I'm feeling thirsty, I'll just have water," Articuno said," Cool and refreshing. And simple.". "I really prefer something warm," Moltres answered," like warm milk or hot cocoa.". "To be honest, I'll have just about anything except…liquor." Weird stares. "What! Giratina's existence proves that nothing in this Hall is safe from anyone here," he yelled in defense. "And you're proof that no one is safe from pure stupidity, no matter how old," Articuno mumbled under her breath. "OK. Next off: Arceus, do you like watching the timelines play out in all different Pokeverses? Like the anime one, games one, and manga one? Or is there are different Arceus for each one?". "Unfortunately, no,," Arceus replied," However, there are multiple alternate timelines. And each timeline has to have an Arceus. Well, except the ones where I don't exist.". "So, um, are you Original Arceus or is this an AT (alternate timeline)?" Kitty asked, giving Arceus the sad Temmie face. "This is an alternate timeline," Arceus answered," Where Anthros exist and Darugis roams free.".
"Mew, Arceus, what were you thinking when you made Stunfisk?" Lucas asked," No seriously, what's with Grimer, Muk, Stunfisk, Vanilluxe, Trubbish and Garbodor. WTF.". "Well, uh, I was hyped up on sugar and I, uh, was running left and right until I knocked over some pancakes. Then I thought, "A Pancake Fish. That'd be cool!" And so, two things were created that night: Stunfisk and the concept of a drunken night. Vanilluxe is the same as Stunfisk. Grimer and Muk came from human pollution. Trubbish and Garbodor, that's what happens when someone decides to throw their food away and not take out the trash for a good 2 weeks," she snarled as she glared at Lunala, who had just returned. "What'd I do?" she asked. "Oh, just the story of when you played yourself by throwing away your food and hiding the fact you did that for almost 2 weeks or so," Solgaleo teased. "It was only a tiny bit! And we all know Deoxys can't cook. Honestly, take the criticism with an open heart, guys!" the Moone Pokémon pouted.
"Cressilia and Darkrai, Do you two believe in horoscopes?," Lucas asked," If not, do they annoy you? If so, what do you think each of you would be based off of your personalities if you don't have birthdays.". "Based upon me, I think I'm a…" Darkrai was cut off by Cressilia," We're Gemini! Because we're like the two sides of a coin, or like twins!". "I myself am a Libra," Lucas boasted, when Eon rammed into him with Zen Headbutt," Aries!" he screamed. Lucas fell down and Eon grabbed the paper he was holding," Alright," he said," Quick Announcement, anyone who disobeys dares is gonna get hurt, ok?". Sighs and groans. "OK?" he screamed as he pulled out a pair of Desert Eagles. "OK!" everyone replied with energy this time. "Zekrom, given the chance, would you participate in a Pokémon Musical?". "Sure I would. I always loved dancing since I was a little Egg," Zekrom answered.
"Reshiram, what do you think when trainers sit in a battle with you for hours throwing ball after ball at you until you end up using struggle and beating yourself to fainting point?". "IT IS SO ANNOYING LIKE REALLY BITCH, DO YOU THINK YOU CAN CATCH ME WITH POKEBALLS? REALLY BITCH! REALLY! USE A FUCKING MASTER BALL!" Reshiram blabbered on. "Kyogre, ARCEUS DAMN you're a pain in the rear to catch! I always have the hardest time catching you! Like sheeesh do ya hate the trainers that catch ya?!" Kitty yelled," Xerneas: The opposite of Kyogre; I've replayed Pokémon X several times and it's never taken me more than five turns to catch you. I've caught you in a Quick Ball first turn most of the time, other times it usually takes about three turns to catch you. Why are you so easy to catch?not that I mind *coughKYOGREcough..".
"The creators wanted to make the games easier for the new population of kids, I guess?," Xerneas answered," Or maybe, I'm just being merciful.". "Mercy is for the weak. We have to build them up on suffering, patience and Pokeballs," Kyogre argued. "Maybe, you should be merciful that didn't hack the game and make Iron Defense lower the other's defense to the minimum," Kitty threatened," Or that Rayquaza wasn't on my team by then.". "Is that a challenge!" Kyogre asked. "Yes it is! Battle Rayquaza and let's see who is fittest to be on my team!" Kitty demanded. Battle: Kyogre got too cocky and started hurling abuses at Rayquaza. Then, the Blue Orb was used. She reverted to Primal Kyogre. When Rayquaza stepped into the field, the rain ended. She attacked Kyogre with Dragon Ascent, and Mega Evolved into Mega Rayquaza. "Ha! That's not stopping me! Blizzard!" she screamed as she aimed a Blizzard straight at Mega Ray-Ray. She dodged it, flew up high, and came down at almost 3000MPH with a Double Edge. Kyogre fainted and Rayquaza fell on her face from the recoil damage. "Ok, Mewtwo, what is your opinion on the fact that once you appear in Pokémon Go you practically won't be able to sleep after then?" Lucas asked. "No Comment?" Mewtwo said, confused.
"Alright! Dare Time!" Blade shouted," Get ready to be destroyed, fools!" "First off, Zekrom, cuddle a Stunfisk...or a Joltik? What? Eon, I think we have the wrong paper. These dares are too soft.". "Nope!" Eon shouted from all the way behind, "Those are the right ones.". "Alright Zekrom, hug the Joltik," Blade groaned as a tiny child was teleported inside the room. "Aw," Zekrom cooed," Who's a cutie? Who's a cutie? That's you! That's you!". "Kid, put me down now," the Joltik commanded. "That's my good man, Bugsy," Eon introduced," Bugsy, these are the Legendaries. The guy you were just stealing energy from, that's Zekrom.". "Hola! My name's Bugsy. I'm a 12 year old kid who…". "That's enough, kid. Drop by soon!" Eon said as he teleported the Joltik out of the Hall. "Legendary Bird Trio: I dare each of ya to get as drunk as possible! No one can help them get rid of the headaches, hang over symptoms, or help them become sober during the process. Now that's more like it!" Zapdos brought about 200 bottles from his storage. "Nothing is safe in here? Where did I here that from?" Articuno asked. "Don't remind me," Zapdos said. "3, 2, 1, …Drink!" And soon, bottle after bottle disappeared until Zapdos' supply was depleted completely. The result: they all passed out. Articuno took 20 before passing, Moltres took 24 and Zapdos took 164 bottles.
" Shaymin: What happens when you cuddle a Phantump? Will it sprout a flower? FIND OUT! Please? Really Kitty? Is this the best you can come up with?" Blade asked, pissed that the dares weren't dangerous. " Don't judge me!" Kitty screamed. "Welcome to my world, "Lunala whispered to herself. "Blade, a dare's a dare no matter how unsatisfying it is!" Lucas yelled at him. "Protecting your girlfriend, I see," Blade teased. "BLADE!" Eon shouted," STOP IT NOW! Inconsiderate behavior! I'll have your eye if you can't comply with the rules! Leave the guests alone! They send us these dares after careful thought! I expect…. I shouldn't have expected better from you. Now go on.". "Well, uh, I've tried it and no. Nothing happens. I'm sorry," Shaymin apologized. "Manaphy, eat a Cotton Ball.". "Ok." Manaphy stuffed the cotton ball in her mouth. She immediately spit it out. "Yuck! It tastes terrible!" she complained," What do they even use those for?". "For cleaning wounds," Celebi answered. With a look of disgust on her face, Manaphy ran to throw up.
" Virizion: Go read some fanfiction, and come back after a few turns; What do you think? ". " I'll see you guys soon," the Grass/Fighting type as she walked away. "Keldeo: Have Tornadus give ya a hairdo (I was originally gonna ask to have Giratina do one, but I decided that that was too cruel," Blade said. After 30 minutes, Keldeo had a Mohawk and Tornadus had 30,000¥ to keep.
"Lugia, get a tan," Blade said. ",Already did," Lugia boasted as he showed off his tan. "This is why I love you so much," Ho-oh fangirled. "Ho-oh, act like Santa Claus. The name goes perfectly with it,". "Ho, Ho, Ho…." Ho-oh laughed sarcastically. "Close enough," Eon mumbled. "Terrakion and Cobalion: paint your hooves like human girls paint their nails." Terrakion and Cobalion left to go and when they came back with Virizion, all of their hooves were painted with the same colors tat they originally were. "Hey!" Kitty growled," I said like girls do!". "Exactly," Cobalion responded smugly," We're going for a natural look." The Swords laughed at their joke. "Oh, and uh, fanfiction isn't 100% bad. Just never search your name with the word lemon after it," Virizion jokingly warned.
"Alright, let's get going. That was a good one. Thanks Aura. We hope to see you soon," Eon said. As all the Legendaries filed out to other places, Kitty walked up to Lucas. "Uh, what happened back there, thanks for, uh, defending me. It means a lot to me," she said, blushing so hard it looked like her cheeks would burn. "Look, really, it was nothing. Blade would never listen to me anyway," Lucas replied. "Well then, see you later, hero." She kissed him on the cheek as she left. "She's flirting with you," Blade said. "Totally," Lucas agreed. "So, when are you two gonna smash…." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH. BLADE!"
That's it for now. Hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. Also, I may not be posting frequently as school is starting soon. If you feel the need to give me some truths or dares, PM me. I'll reply as soon as I can. Hope you guys enjoyed. Until next time, EonIsOut!
