I was still in shock awhile later even as Tamaki freaked out on us for taking Kanako from him. He argued that that wasn't why he was sulking, but we knew better than to believe that.
"It doesn't make sense!" The blonde bellowed,"Why are girls attracted to you when you yourself are a girl?!"
I blinked for the first time in ten minutes and turned to Kyouya, who sat closeby,"Kyouya, I'm not going to entertain all girls am I?"
He never stopped typing,"If the girls designate you, you'll host them, but I'm already advertising to the boys of this school that there is now a female host. Your more likely to have an audience of boys."
I squirmed nervously under the sudden scrutinizing gaze of the Host Club Vice President,"What are you staring at?"
"I'm trying to think of the best type for you that will draw in more customers," he said matter-of-factly.
The twins came in then, Kaoru speaking first,"Well, despite the facts that she is Haruhi's sister, she likes sweets, and she is insanely cute, we don't know much about her."
Hikaru continued the thought,"Maybe that can be her appeal. Guys like a little mystery, it's sexy."
Hunni came in then,"But Mi-chan is really cute and clumsy too."
I sweatdropped at that comment,"But you're the Boy Lolita, being cute is your area,"I pointed out,"And I don't really want to be the Clumsy Type, I don't like getting hurt."
Tamaki came over and got uncomfortably close to my face and just stared into my eyes,"Does it make uncomfortable to be this close to me?"
I began to squirm and urge to karate flip him was strong,"Yes, now please back up before I hurt you. You're making me all squirmy!"
Knowing he would get seriously injured, he backed away, but kept a thoughtful look and sat by Kyouya,"Why did you feel all 'squirmy' as you put it?"
My amber eyes narrowed,"Because you were too close."
Hikaru took over with the sudden interrogation,"Have you ever kissed a boy?"
My face instantly heated up at the seemingly innocent question,"N-no."
They seemed only a little surprised,"What about a boyfriend?"
My face darkened,"N-no!"
"But you're so cute!" Hunni cried,"Right, Takashi?"
The tall boy answered simply,"Yeah."
Haruhi, assuming the big sister role, stepped in when she saw my nervous face,"Miku has never had a boyfriend because she rejects all offers."
"WHAT?!" The twins and Tamaki shouted.
My face burned like a furnace which only encouraged the ruthless twins,"It's not that big of a deal."
"Why do you refuse offers? Do you not like boys? Were those other boys too poor? What would your parents say if they saw you so anti-social?" The twins grilled me mercilessly in turn.
Tamaki stepped in,"Stop harassing my sweet daughter! She doesn't have to date! She has her Daddy! She should stay my innocent, little, Miku!"
My jaw clenched and I was no longer embarrassed, but upset,"The reason I don't have a boyfriend and refect all offers is my business and my business alone, so butt out. And what does any of this have to do with my type?" I kept my voice steady and firm.
Kyouya brushed my comment aside easily,"It has a reason. Did you not see how when you got uncomfortable or embarrassed that one of us always comes to your rescue? We feel protective over you and that is where your type lies."
The Host Club King popped up in front of me and pointed his finger in my face,"From this day forward, you are...The Loveable Type!"
"Loveable Type?" I wondered and tilted my head,"How exactly did you come up with that?"
"You're perfect for the role!" Tamaki gushed,"You are the role of cute, sweet, clumsy, and innocent all in one!"
I decided to tryout my new identity and see how potent it was. I lowered my head, letting my hair curtain around me; I held myself, feigning insecurity. With the best teary, puppy-dog eyes I could muster, I focused on Tamaki.
"Do you really think I can be loveable, Daddy?" My voice resembled that of a shy, little girl.
The Boss's face turned scarlet and steam blew from his ears before he scooped me in his arms and shook me side to side,"You can do anything you want, daughter! Oh! She called me, Daddy! I love you!"
I giggled loudly,"I love you too, Daddy!"
Our strange hug was joined by three more bodies,"KAWAII!"
I slipped from their grasp and brushed myself off,"Well, looks like I can pull it off."
Kyouya cleared his throat to push down the faint blush on his cheeks,"Yes, I believe you'll make a perfect addition. Since you are The Loveable Type, you will be paired with different hosts whenever you are free or don't have clients of your own."
I grinned sweetly,"Whatever you say, Kyo-chan."
His blush was back only for a second,"Onto the next order of business. Haruhi, Miku, do you two have any dance skills? We are hosting a ball here next week."
Haruhi started silently freaking out,"I don't see how this has anything to do with hosting. I don't plan on going to any party, it's not going to help my debt."
The Host Club King grinned evilly,"You must attend the ball with your sister. I give you the task of learning the waltz in one week, or I'll expose you as a girl and you'll be knocked back down to errand boy.
Haruhi screamed in distress and I patted her head softly while murmuring an apathetic,"There, there."
