AN: Sorry for the mega wait. I had some writers block, but I made up for it by having an extra long, hilarious chapter!! Enjoy. There's an omake at the end.

Chapter VII: Summer Escape Carnival

Everyone she knew had passed. Everyone, from Soga to Nagi. When they had returned home, there was a replacement battle, and all of the squads passed the test. Ayame was sitting on her bed, thinking of what she remembered. Actually, she only remembered that that man had been defeated, and everyone had survived. She couldn't remember who saved them, but she knew the ANBU had arrived to take them back. Yu was back home when they arrived, and he was fine.

She was tired. She just wanted to lie around lazily, perhaps watching the clouds, hoping it would rain. She loved the rain, and that's when Kazedo arrived, as an envoy of a message. What was the message? Well, it was a letter, which said… the new genin would go on VACATION!!

She finally decided to get up, and went to visit Tsume, who strangely, was with Nagi. "Nagi!! Since when do you hang out with Tsume?!" Ayame shouted. "No reason…" Nagi replied dryly. "Wow, that's blank…" Ayame thought. "So did you hear? We're going to Spring Country to go to the beach! A perfect time to show off my figure to the boys!!" Tsume grinned. "The beach!! Dad took Mom there for their honeymoon!! I've always wanted to go there, and to think I thought this would be boring!!"

And then it hit her. It was the perfect time to confess her feelings to Kazedo!! Wow, today was getting better and better. But… what kind of bikini was she supposed to wear!! (AN: Oh my god, I can't breathe. It's so funny!!) Anyway, she was thinking of how much fun she'd have. It was awesome.

Yu had a lot of thinking to do. The seal was weakening, and that was definitely bad. But then again, as long as he didn't release Saizo, he would probably be fine, but there were some good points at the moment. He would get to go to the Spring Country Beach!! Yay, and the best part… the girls in bikinis!!

"Okay everyone, get on the damn bus, we're going now!!" the jonin said angrily. "Whatever, don't get in a hissy fit, grouchy ass." Sayama grinned. The man scowled at Sayama, who just stuck out his tongue at the older man. "I hate authority…" Sayama said before he was interrupted, "and it hates you, kid!" Tsubasa grinned. 'Whatever sensei."

"Hey Ayame, watcha doin?" Yu asked, leaning over the seat. "Oh, I'm just drawing a comic about a ninja who's an outcast who wants to become best against all odds!" Ayame grinned, showing her pride in her brilliance. "Wow, but why does that sound familiar?" Yu asked. "Dunno, I think it's original, but instead of calling myself Ayame, I'm gonna call myself Masashi Kishimoto!" "Nah, that's just stupid!!" Yu shouted.

"Are we there yet?" Yu asked. "No," "Are we there yet?" "No dammit, shut the hell up!!" Tsume screamed. "God Tsume, you need to chill out!" Yu laughed. "I can't believe we have to hang out with him for the weekend!!" Tsume shouted. "I wonder why Tsuki likes him?!" Tsume sighed quietly.

And finally, after five hours of sitting in the gay bus, and doing nothing of worth mentioning, the group finally reached the beach. "Okay kids, first, we need to check into the hotel, and then we need to go to our rooms!" Aoi-sensei reported. Unfortunately, Yu had spotted an icecream car passing by, and he had chased after it. "Eh, he'll come back when he notices I stole his money!" Ayame sighed.

"Okay, two people per room. Let's see, Hikari and Ayame, Yu and Tsutsuji, Tsume and Tsuki, Hajyu and Kisei, Kazedo and Senko, Sayama and Nagi, and Soga and Kasumi. Then there are the adults…" Kakashi said before he was interrupted by Yu. "Someone took my money, but I knocked him out and took a Fudge Bar." "Okay, the adults…" "Eh whatever!"
"First things fist, let's go to the beach!!" Ayame shouted, and that quickly, they were in their swimsuits. Yu, the idiot that he acted like, ran to the water and tripped in the sand. "Meh, you deserved it," Everyone said as they trudged over the fallen ninja. Ayame looked at Kazedo who was trying to dunk Senko. He was wearing orange and blue swim trunks, while Senko had black and red ones.

When Yu finally went into the water, he looked at everyone. That's when he began to laugh, because everyone was ogling Tsume, who was wearing a tight purple bikini. "Meh, where's Tsuki?" That's when he fell back, to see Tsuki in a stunning violet, blue, and white bikini. He fell back, while Tsuki ran after him.

When he emerged, it was problem. Everyone stared at him, while Tsuki fell back. "Oh dammit!!" he shouted, as he noticed his swimming trunks had… slipped. Tsume was laughing at him like crazy, while everyone else turned around. Yu pulled up his trunks, and grinned, "Revenge!" He had an evil smirk, and Ayame was trying to fight back laughing, "Tsume, you better watch out," she thought.

"Suiton: Goshokuzame" Yu said lightly, and suddenly, five sharks emerged from the water. Yu reverted to water, and went towards Tsume. The sharks silently approached Tsume… and ripped off her bikini! Just then, Yu emerged, "Hah, take that!!" "Umm… Yu, you might wanna run, really really fast!" Nagi said blankly, and with that, he was off.

"You know,Sayama, I love sandcastles!" Ayame said ecstatically, while her cousin was on top of his gian castleof sand. "Me too!" He looked down to his feet, and was still laughing. Tsume had captured Yu and buried him in the "dungeon." "Can I get out now?" Yu pleaded. "No!!" Tsume shouted. "Meh…" Yu changed to water and phased through the sand. That's when the unexpected happened.

Ayame, Tsume, Hikari, Tsuki, and Kasumi were talking to some guys. "Y'know babe, I've got to say, you're sizzlin!" one said to ayame. Ayame blushed, and thought of the jealosy Kazedo would experience. While the others were flirting with the other girls, except Tsuki, who didn't want to be there, the boys were looking. That's when something brushed against Tsuki's butt, and she screamed. The boy covered her mouth, and before the girls knew it, they were held captive and being groped.

"What the hell!!" Soga said angrily. Tsutsuji, Nagi, Soga, Yu, and Kazedo were staring at them, and then Tsuki screamed. "Oh hell no!! Not my girl!" Yu shouted, with Tsutsuji adding, "Your girl?!" Even Nagi was getting angry, and then the older, more masculine boys took hold of the girls. "Let's go!!"

"Oh great, little, scrawny kids who come over to us, well not this time, I;m not getting punched again, not this fanfiction!" the leader shouted, with Yu whispering to Tsutsuji, "He broke the fourth wall!!" the leader, obviously angry, punched Yu in the face. As Yu fell to the ground with a bloody nose, Tsuki passed out in the leader's hands. "Take that!" the man grinned, and walked over to proceed his assault, and just when he was about to kick the downed boy, he caught his foot, and added chakra to his pressure point. "Ouch!!" he screamed. Yu rose, wiped off the blood with the back of his hand, and grinned. "Okay, it's on! Let's play a game! You losers choose the match, and we play it. The winners get to pummel the crap out of the losers, and… get to go on a date with the girl of our choice!"

Ayame was quite happy about this, seeing as she would get her date with Kazedo. That is until the older boys chose the Ocean's Three. She had heard of it before, a two-out-of-three battle of surfing, volleyball, and the main event, Water Wars! "Yu, don't! They live here, they know how to kick your asses!" she tried to scream, but the leader muffled her voice.

"Bring it!" Yu grinned, and Ayame sighed. "They're screwed." She thought. The older boy grinned, and pointed to three people, "You're the judges, flatty, gothy, and emo-biotch!" That's when she noticed Sayama, Kisei, and Hajyu. "Hey, which one's flat?!" Hajyu shouted. "The one in the sunglasses!" he shouted back. "Oh… HEY!!" she shouted angrily.

After an Appearing-out-of-nowhere no Judging-table jutsu, they got their surfboards. Yu grabbed one with a swirling array of watery blue shades, Tsutsuji grabbed one with a Yin-yang on it, with black spirals erupting from it, with a white background. Kazedo grabbed one that had spirals of orange, blue, violet, and green. Nagi just got a plain black one with blades printed on it. Finally, Soga got a white one with spikes, which resembled fangs, printed on it.

"Nice looking boards!!" Ayame thought. Somehow, the brutes had managed to get high tech boards with missiles on them! "Is that fair in anway possible?" Yu asked. "I don't know…" Kazedo said surprised. "Hey, F. this, I want my money back, put it on the Behemothes!" Hajyu whispered. "We don't have a very good fanservice…" Soga said. "No we don't…"

"Ready, Steady, Go!!" Sayama shouted happily. The Shinobi's swam out while the Brutes flew out with their motors. "Dude, that's bull crap! I deserve, like a SMG!" Kazedo shouted. The leader began to go after Yu, and Yu somehow dodged a speeding torpedo. Meanwhile, someone was speeding towards Kazedo with several kunai.

Kazedo was jumping up off his kunai-riddled board and still landing on it, when he grinned. "Time for you to lose, punk!" He outreached his hand, and flicked off his opponent. He went after Kazedo, when Kazedo passed Yu. They highfived, and Kazedo turned towards the man, "Rasengan: Torpedo!!" He took a Rasengan with water chakra added, thanks to Yu, and shot it towards him in the water, causing it to go quickly.

"One down, four to go!" Kazedo grinned, when Nagi passed by him. An especially big Brute came after him, and he grinned. "Whatever…" Nagi said, when he began to laugh. "Arashiton: Teikiatsu no Tsurugi!" He held out his hand, and wind and lightning chakra fused, and a blade formed. He threw the blade at him, and lightning hit the board, breaking it. A tornado than proceeded to propell him into the air, and he hit with a belly flop, "That's gotta hurt! Two down, three to go!" Then Soga passed him, leading a brute with him.

"Uh, this is gonna be so easy!" Soga grinned. He looked at the coast, where Hikari was petting Shiromaru, his puppy. "I knew I should have brought him with me! Aoi-sensei wouldn't let him in!" he thought. After leading the Brute away from his friends, he laughed. "Kurogane no Hanone, my secret jutsu!" He dashed off the board in a streak of light, and shot an arrow of chakra at him, knocking him off. "Three down, Two to go!" Just then, Yu and Tsutsuji passed in a spiral trail.

The leader and his right hand man followed them. The four sat on their boards, and watched the other two. Yu and Tsutsuji stood up, but fell on their boards when a shockwave hit them. The others quickly charged into Soga, Kazedo, and Nagi, and knocked them out. "Two on two!" Suddenly, the two Brute's boards fused into a giant single surfboard. "Dude, judges! That's a huge surfboard with turrents on it! That's not fair, dammit!!" Tsutsuji shouted.

The girls were freaked out. It was two scrawny ninjas on surfboards versus two muscular perverts on a surfboard with rockets and automated turrents. Face it, the Jinchuuriki and Hyuga were screwed! Ayame, Tsume, and Hikari were sitting, moping about the boys they liked losing, while Kasumi and Tsuki were cheering on their crush and Tsuki's brother.

The underdogs nodded at each other, and gave a thumbs up. "Byakugan!!" Tsutsuji activated his kekkei genkai, and got in front of Yu. "Ready?" Yu asked. "Yeah!" "Kay, Suiton: Suiryūdan no Jutsu!!" Yu shot the dragon of water, and Tsutsuji disappeared after being hit by it. But then the dragon hit the Brute's board, and Tsutsuji appeared, "Eight Trigrams, 64 Palms!!" He hit the Brutes' tenketsu, and they both fell off, making the Shinobi's win the first round.

"Yay, you guys won!!" "… the first round!" the Brute's leader laughed. He took them to the volleyball field. Yu looked at it in wonder, and the others marveled at it, seeing as the only time they had seen it was in Women's Beach Volleyball on TV. "Ready, Steady, Go!" Sayama shouted again, while Hajyu sulked about her lost money. Yu looked up, and asked, "How do you play Volleyball?" Then he got hit by a volleyball and passed out… "Awkward…" Kazedo sighed. "Okay, the score is tied, seeing as that the Shinobi's lost a member, so… WATER WARS!!"

"Everyone gets a different model of Supersoaker, and evryone is released in Sayama's castle of sand. We have cameras up, so if you get hit with water, you're out!" Hajyu shouted, looking at her regained money from the last round. "Here's your gun, go to your bases." Sayama shouted happily. "I have a question, when did Sayama change this into a space hangar?" Yu asked innocently. "Because I felt like, god!" Sayma said angrily, doing his Napoleon Dynamite impression.

When they were in theire bases, they heard a happy Sayama shout, 'Ready, Steady, Go!!" Yu and Soga were back to back, while Kazedo advanced to the Brutes' base, where he was totally wasted. "He got killed straight off!!" Yu shouted, and the ashamed Kazedo got shot out of the hangar. Yu and Soga turned the corner, revealing they had been glued together by the Brutes. They saw two of them, and shot them down. But then, Soga was shot from behind, and he got ripped away from Yu, ripping his pants once again.

"Can't I keep my trunks today?!" Tsuki had passed out… again! Meanwhile, the other girls were laughing, while Kasumi's hair had covered her blushing face. He went over to Nagi, and shot him, causing him to fall out, but Yu grabbed onto his trunks, and thus gained a pair of pants.

Now it was time for Tsume to blush. The chibified Yu was still fighting against the remaining three, since Kazedo and Tsutsuji had been defeated. Yu was dancing around frantically, when they noticed he had an Ipod, "You know, Yu, the freaking idiot he is, is going to lose, and then the jackasses are going to rape us!" Ayame screamed. Yu grinned, one of his favorite songs had come on, "High School Never Ends" by Bowling for Soup. Yu got in his mood, and he brought a second gun, and he began to cause panic. "Great, all we need is an idiotic, retarded chibi with dual water pistols!" Hikari sighed.

But there was good of this change. Yu ran into a room with a Brute, and he began to go rapidfire, but Yu began to run on wall and did crazy flips. "Did he forget to take his ritalin?" Ayame asked Hikari jokingly. Yu hit the guy, and he was out. Yu turned around the corner, and shot through the hangar, hitting another Brute. Finally, it was the leader and him. He finally found him, and walked into the room. "Dude, you're screwed. I'm hyper, and you're a jackass. Give up!" Yu offered. "No way!" the leader brought out revolver Supersoaker, but Yu dodger all of them. He changed into water and went into the gun and shot out. As the water hit him, he reformed, and punched him in the face.

The Brutes sat in a circle, while all the Shinobi team had a glimmer in their eyes, and a devilish grin. They cracked their knuckles, and began to pummel them.

"So, Yu with Tsuki of course." Ayame grinned, "And me with Kazedo!" she said, when Kazedo went over to Kasumi and chose her, even though she wanted Yu. Ayame was sad as she watched Soga go to Hikari and Nagi got to Tsume, when Tsutsuji outreached his hand to her. "I choose you…" Ayame grinned, and nodded.

The vacation had passed, and they were packing up. Tsutsuji was annoying the crap out of Yu. All he had done today was play pranks on him. They were on the the top floor, and Yu had just been joybuzzed. "Hey, did I tell you that I kissed Ayame! Take that, where's you kissing my sister?!" Tsutsuji laughed. Yu made shifty eyes, and shrugged, "Meh." He put his hand to Tsutsuji's face, and pushed him down the stairs.

Everyone was in the bus except Yu and… who else was missing? Yu came down the stairs carrying a sack. He went up to a taxi and knocked on the window, "Okay Vinny, it's in the trunk." Yu replied. "Si Yu, voi debitare me, sebbene." "Si, Narrare il Don me said ciao. Arrivederla!" Yu said in fluent Italian. "Si, Yu." The man said, and he drove away. Yu got on the bus, and sat behind Ayame. She turned around, "What was that about?" she asked. "Talking to a friend." Yu replied. They began to drive away when Ayame asked, "Hey, had anyone seen Tsutsuji?"

Guess what time it is? It's the omake, Leave it to Jiraiya!

"Okay Yu, I'm here to fill in for Jiraiya for your Women class." Shikamaru said dully. "Yes sir, Shikamaru, sir!" "Okay, for women, there are their important body parts! The first is the…" "Lazy ass, go do the laundry!" Temari interrupted. "Okay, the other part is the…" "Lazy ass, get me some tea!" Temari interrupted. "Okay, this is troublesome, just look at this magazine!" Shikamaru shouted, and he passed him an issue of Konoha Chicks. "Lazy ass!! Why are you reading porno!!" Temari shouted. She brought out the fan and began to beat him.

An hour later.

"And this Yu, is why you don't fall in love with stubborn, brash women. Fall in love with a shy one so they don't beat you!" Shikamaru said, rubbing his cast. "Yes sir, Shikamaru, sir!"

AN: There ya go! I don't know what the next chapter will be, but I'll have it sometime soon. Sore ja mata!

1: Yes Yu, but you owe me.

2:Yes, tell the Don I said hi. Good bye.