I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER. DUH.
At last! The long awaited return! I honestly cannot believe the sheer mass of kind comments that have urged me to continue some silly little thing that I first wrote when I was, what? thirteen? Gah. You guys are amazing. This ones for you all!
-xxxmark has entered the chatroom-
xxxmark: heyy, flint in da house!
SS: Greetings, Marcus Flint.
xxxmark: prof, that you? woah, buzzkill.
SS: Yes it is, last time I checked.
SS: That was a joke.
SS: Etiquette now says you would indicate that you thought it was funny. either by using chat speak or writing out that sounds of your laughter.
SS: Marcus Flint, has your line been disconnected?
xxxmark: uhhhh i'm just waiting for the other slytherins 2 show up
SS: I see, so I take it you are having some sort of soiree?
xxxmark: umm...
-NaturallyBlond has entered the chatroom-
NaturallyBlond: heyy
xxxmark: yo
SS: Greetings, Draco Malfoy.
NaturallyBlond: hey professor.
SS: So there is to be a party? I wish you would have told me. I would have made my bean dip.
NaturallyBlond: nah, just invited some ppl to join us up in the chatroom.
SS: aaaah, good old fashioned Slytherin fun I take it?
NaturallyBlind: uh I guess
SS: ;)
-BlaiseisACE has entered the chatroom-
BlaiseisACE: helloooo fellas
xxxmark: hey blaise
NaturallyBlond: hey
BlaiseisACE: yo draco did you hear pansy was looking for you earlier?
NaturallyBlond: no, thank salazar. you didn't tell her where i was did you?
BlaiseisACE: uhhhh...
-pansythepurebloodprincess has entered the chatroom-
pansythepurebloodprincess: HiYaA gUyS!
xxxmark: hi
BlaiseisACE: hey pansy whats up?
pansythepurebloodprincess: hAvE u sEeN dRaCo?
BlaiseisACE: ummm
xxxmark: yup he's online
NaturallyBlond: marcus you twat!
pansythepurebloodprincess: dRaCo!
NaturallyBlond: uh hey
pansythepurebloodprincess: hiii dArLiNg
pansythepurebloodprincess: hOw R U dOiNg?
xxxmark: um do you have to type lyke that?
pansythepurebloodprincess: LoL lYkE wHat?
xxxmark: nevermind
SS: I find all of this interesting.
BlaiseisACE: omg don't you ever sign off?
SS: not really. I enjoy watching your interractions. I find it interesting.
NaturallyBlond: okayy that's kind of creepy
pansythepurebloodprincess: lol uR fUnNy pRoFeSsOr
SS: Is there something wrong with your keyboard, Ms. Parkinson?
pansythepurebloodprincess: nO wHaT u MeAn?
SS: nevermind
SS: carry on
SS: pretend I'm not here.
xxxmark: i wish i could professor. i wish i could.
-cho1979 has entered the chatroom-
cho1979: Hello? am I using this thing properly?
NaturallyBlond: omg GET OUT!
cho1979: ...what? pardon me?
pansythepurebloodprincess: eW oMiGoD gEt OuT BeTcH!
xxxmark: slytherins only! no nerds allowed!
BlaiseisACE:SIGN OUT LOSER
BlaiseisACE: noone likes U!
cho1979: but Harry invited me... I thought anyone could join?
NaturallyBlond: he was wrong as usual! that twat thought he could keep diggory from dying too
NaturallyBlond: how did that work out for you?
xxxmark: dude, good one!
NaturallyBlond: thx
xxxmark: *-high fives-*
cho1979: how dare you! it wasn't Harry's fault that Cedric was killed!
pansythepurebloodprincess: sTeP oFf SkAnK! I KnO DiGgOrY BiT tHe DuSt & hArRy LyKeS tHat GiNgEr MoAr ThAn U BuT LeTs NoT GeT BiTtEr!
BlaiseisACE: lol. she told you!
xxxmark: you want some aqua eructo for that burn, cho? lol
cho1979: you are all a bunch of stupid bullies! the whole lot of you!
SS: name calling will not be tolerated, Ms. Chang.
cho1979: professor? but they instigated this whole thing!
SS: excuses are the weak man's clutch to greatness.
SS: fifty points from ravenclaw for your cowardice.
xxxmark: lol look at professor dropping knowledge on yo ass!
cho1979: i'm sorry professor.
cho1979: :'(
-cho1979 has left the chatroom-
NaturallyBlond: that was pretty awsum, prof.
SS: I was merely doing my job.
NaturallyBlond: oh
SS: ;)
-bigpimpin has entered the chatroom-
bigpimpin: ...
xxxmark: hey who is it?
bigpimpin: ...urrr
BlaiseisACE: ur slytherin rite?
bigpimpin: ...hurrrr
pansythepurebloodprincess: oMiGaWd WhAt A mOrOn LoL LoL
NaturallyBlond: wait. is that crabbe? I think its crabbe.
xxxmark: waaaat?
bigpimpin: ...yarrrrr!
NaturallyBlond: that means yes in crabbe speech
bigpimpin: ...hurgiarrrr.
NaturallyBlond: and you don't want to know what that means in crabbe speech.
BlaiseisACE: i always thought crabbe might have been petrified as a child and never recovered
xxxmark: that would explain a lot
pansythepurebloodprincess: yA
bigpimpin: ...haarrr
pansythepurebloodprincess: sOoO dRaCeY. R U dOiNg AnYtHiNg L8r?
NaturallyBlond: ummmm.
NaturallyBlond: let me check my calender.
-goylerules has entered the chatroom-
goylerules: yo
xxxmark: hey goyle pansythepurebloodprincess:
pansythepurebloodprincess: hiYaAa
BlaiseisACE: hey man
goylerules: hi
bigpimpin: ...urrrrr
goylerules: yo crabbe wat up?
bigpimpin: ...larggg
goylerules: same here dude
NaturallyBlond: uhh my aunt died? uh yeah. i gotta go to her funeral.
pansythepurebloodprincess: oMg! R U OkAyY?
pansythepurebloodprincess: &dO U NeEd An EsCoRt?
xxxmark: wait isn't your aunt bellatrix lestrange?
BlaiseisACE: omg bellatrix lestrange died?
goylerules: omg! no way! i would have heard about it!
NaturallyBlond: you know.. sometimes I really hate you guys...
pansythepurebloodprincess: w8 R U tRyInG 2 LiE 2 Me DrAcO?
NaturallyBlond: noo i was just kidding. right guys.
BlaiseisACE: wait. so she isn't dead?
xxxmark: i'm confuseddd
NaturallyBlond: really. why do i hang out with you people?
NaturallyBlond: it was a joke pansy! of course i wouldn't lie to you.
pansythepurebloodprincess: aWwW. ThEn CoMe OuT WiTh Me 2NiTe. On A dAtE!
NaturallyBlond: what I meant was my other aunt died
pansythepurebloodprincess: oMg! I JuSt DoN'T GeT U!1
pansythepurebloodprincess: U oBvIoUsLy H8 mE! oR U wOuLdN't LiE!
xxxmark: look. a lovers quarrel.
NaturallyBlond: can it flint!
NaturallyBlond: and i wouldn't say i HATE you, pansy...
pansythepurebloodprincess: oMg! U jUsT mAdE tHe BiGgEst MiStAkE oF Ur LiFe!
-pansythepurebloodprincess has left the chatroom-
xxxmark: lol. win!
BlaiseisACE: i donno, don't you sorta feel bad for her?
goylerules: that psycho? no way!
NaturallyBlond: maybe she'll finally leave me alone now :D
bigpimpin: ...arrrrhhh
NaturallyBlond: right u are, crabbe. right u are.
BlaiseisACE: so wat now? i'm getting bored
goylerules: me2
xxxmark: i've got a keg of firewhiskey in my dorm & theres a party in the slytherin coms. tonite!
goylerules: yess!
BlaiseisACE: i'm soooo there
NaturallyBlond: but I thought we were gonna terroize the chatroom?
xxxmark: dude come on! i hear astoria greengrass is gonna come
NaturallyBlond: okay fine fine
-V1xeN1102 has entered the chatroom-
V1xeN1102: professor snape?
SS: yes?
V1xeN1102: this might sound silly, but I've heard gossip that some of the slytherin students are planning on "invading" the chatroom, and harrassing anyone who isn't one of them. since you are the head of house, I thought you might have heard something?
SS: That's just ridiculous, Minerva.
