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Claimer:I owe the evilness in this story and the unpredictable my readers seem to not get yet oo i do things for a reason...and that reason is to make you question me and eventually i shall contradict you

and you must hate me for doing it. its just...i love long story and how...everything can change by one..small...maybe...move..

Dinner with her brothers

Temari,Kankurou and Gaara were eating silently in the Dining room. Dinner.

They were being served. Except Temari did most of the cooking instead of the Chefs they hired. Because she thought that's what Sister should do for her brothers. No matter,how evil they can be.

And the fact that they let Shikamaru live even though she overheard them plotting evil plans of getting rid of him. But they just have to wait until Temari gets bored of him. She plans on pretending not to be bored with him.The lazy ass is boring himself. To him everything is possibly boring. Or he doesn't have enough energy to make it fun. Hell he didn't have the energy to shout at Temari. He was probably in shock. Yes. But his facial expression were one and the same,sleepy.tired.lazy.bored.

"Temari,did you have fun with your slave?" Gaara asked suddenly as he lifted his pork and put in a small piece of steak in his mouth after.

"I still say get rid of him since he's like not in the right form to do any fun with you." Gaara continued talking since Temari haven't answered him yet.

"And who's fault is that exactly." Temari replied suddenly. She didn't touch her food yet. She knew she couldn't eat straight if there's two lunatic eating with her.

"Can't be me. I didn't shoot him. Kankurou eat properly." Gaara took out a huge spatula (wonder where that came from) and hit Kankurou for having no manners while eating,since he's pigging out.

"That's it Gaara! I ain't giving you anymore of your damn mangoes." Kankurou barked and rubbed his head trying to get the pain erase from his mind and head.

Gaara looked at Temari,who shrugged. Gaara eyed Kankurou to see if he wasn't bluffing. He wasn't. Gaara frowned.

"But they're my mangoes! Tem Tem! Tell Kankurou they're my mangoes!!!" Gaara shouted,it wouldn't be suprising if he starts crying now. Since he sounded like he was about too. A 15 yrs old hottie crying,now that would be such a great sight to see wouldn't it?

"Haha Tem Tem? Poor Gaara-ara No more mango mango for you." Kankurou teased his little brother. He can't still believe Gaara can be like a kid sometimes when he acts so evil on other people.

"Okay Kankurou that's enough. Stop torturing Gaara before I force the huge spatula down your throat." Temari's threat seemed to have work.Since Kankurou stopped.

Now it was time for evil Gaara to attack Kankurou for bullying him. Again,with the spatula,he hits him about twenty times until someone had stopped him. Someone was holding the Spatula back.

"Hey Let go of it! I'm still beating him up!" Gaara ordered and he turned around to see who it was. Suddenly someone let go of the Spatula,since Gaara stopped beating the shit out of Kankurou.

"Thank You Thank You! For saving me you can have one wish!" Kankurou said it thankfulness until he realized who it was and wish he didn't say anything about wishes,since he isn't those genie people.If they excisted.

"Ah...you can walk?" A question mark may have appeared as Gaara's face.(lol) Since he didn't know exactly where Shikamaru had been injured.

"Of course I can. I wasn't that badly injured and it's my left shoulder that was shot." Shikamaru looked at them for awhile. "Who are you?" Temari blinked. She forgot. She had never introduce him to these two lunatic

She still wondered how he got to this dining room,their mansion had alot of rooms surely it would have taken him time and the possibility of him getting lost was 99.9.But here he is with a shirt on now.

Now that Temari takes a good look at him. He looks manly even with his hair all down. Though those eyebrows look too skinny. Does he shape them?

"They're my younger brothers." Temari sighed. So her feelings were right. She wouldn't really get to eat at all. "Their names are-" She was cut short in that introduction.

"Look it here pal! You don't ask the questions. We do!" Kankurou barked pointing a finger at Shikamaru's chest. As if trying to scare him but it's not really working. He just looks bored.

"What's your N-A-O?" Gaara asked suddenly. Trying to regain his toughness back as soon as possible. The 'Rawr Fear me I'm a monster yet I'm lovable too' look.

"My what?" Shikamaru raised an eyebrow. What the hell is this? Emailing? Online or Txt short cuts? Shouldn't it be A S L? Age Sex Location but the sex and location seems to be obvious. Male,here in your face.

"Name.Age.Occupation."Gaara explained. Temari sweat dropped. She figured Gaara was making up stuff now. Maybe he spents too much time texting or going online,Temari thought.

"Are you some kinda...Internet or Cellphone Freak?" Kankurou questioned his younger brother who totally ignored him."Anyways answer him boy!" Oh like he wasn't still a boy trying to act like a man.

"Shikamaru.15.Assasin and Student." Shikamaru replied easily. Just speak the truth less trouble. Who cares if they know you're a killer. Yup,it doesn't seem like a big deal.

"Uh huh! You're in that assasination shit! You're a murderer!" Kankurou shouted. "Temari we should kill him now! We can't have murderers in our house!" Oh,like they aren't? Especially when he said we should kill him

"Actually,the people I've killed are suppose to be in death sentence if they ever are captured. So just say I'm carrying out their death sentence."Shikamaru yawned. Didn't cover his mouth. How rude.

"Shikamaru,are you hungry?" Temari asked. When Shikamaru reverted his attention to Temari,she pointed at the food. He nodded. "Sit down" He did. Eating means avoiding this loud guy. And death glares from the other red headed guy.

"Why are you going to feed him?" Gaara asked suddenly. "With your food?"

"Why is my cooking horrible Gaara? You think I might poison him?" Temari asked. As she settled giving a food of plates to Shikamaru who just sat there. Half paying attention,in a way.

"Ah..No. Shikamaru do you like mangoes?" Gaara asked suddenly he was smiling now. Odd. What is he upto?

"I guess..." Shikamaru replied. He looked at the steak that Temari gaved to him with sweet corn,carrots and mashpotato. He tasted it and he was taken back,Temari can cook. Better than his mom. He must admit.

"Ah! Temari did you hear that you sex slave like mangoes! Kankurou can you get us the mangoes?" Gaara said excitedly finally sitting back down and going back to his food. "We need to get the slave into tough shape so our sis can have her pleasure.So she won't suggest that we may have to pleasure." Gaara explained as if it was perfectly normal to pronounce that to everyone in the room and while eating.

Shikamaru almost choked from the mention of sex slave and pleasure which would possibly lead to him and the troublesome woman who was now gawking at her brother.

"Gaara,what does mango have to do with him pleasuring our sister?" Kankurou asked. Though he asked one of the made,who couldn't help but blush at the subject she's hearing,to get the mangoes.

He sat himself next to Shikamaru and kept glaring at him. Shikamaru didn't like it. Didn't like one bit a guy who wears what is that? Make up? Is he gay? Sure the other guy who's being called Gaara looks like his wearing eye liner but hey,give the guy some props,he knows what make up he looks good with. But dude decorating your face? Isn't that too much,Shikamaru thought. Some how his thoughts weren't too lazy to think of these.

Shikamaru eyed Temari who avoided his gaze because she rather not explain what the hell her crazy blunt brothers are talking about this moment. She merely kept eating now to avoid it.

"I..don't know. Shikamaru what can you do per say with a mango when you're with a woman you want to pleasure?" Shikamaru just stared. The woman is troublesome. But her brothers are another case,weirdos.

"Uhm...Dunno...never tried any...with fruits and all..." Shikamaru replied silently. He doesn't even have experience with those kind of kinky stuff. But he sure had learned quite a few when he was hanging out with Naruto and Sasuke,much to his dismay.

memory-flash back-

"What are we doing here?" Sasuke asked. His patient lacking. He had a movie to shoot. Shikamaru more thought he's going to get shot.

"Naruto?" Shikamaru had asked. They were at a book store. Shikamaru don't go to bookstore much,in fact he doesn't go anywhere much. It's too troublesome. Maybe this is why they made things up such as internet? Internet Shopping. Internet Communication. Internet Dating. Oh yes did he forget to mention they even have those rpg games? But he wasn't fond of it because he find it troublesome to even press those tiny little buttons to type some words.

"Shikamaru! Look!! It says my birthday..Oh...WOW!!! Jelly beans! They say people born in my birthday love to do it with jelly beans. That's interesting maybe I should try it." Naruto held a book that says

'Your sex sign' Shikamaru just eyed Naruto. Sasuke started to chuckle.

"Jelly beans? What do you do with the jelly beans?" Sasuke had asked with an evil grin.Oh like he doesn't know what you do with jelly beans. You eat them! Don't you?

"Here read it Sasuke!" Naruto was so loud everyone in the book store stared at the trio. Shikamaru looked around and a sign that says For Mature People Only. Oh,yes,we're mature alright. Jelly Beans,very mature.

"WHOA! I didn't know! Do you think you even have the guts to do that Naruto?" Sasuke had asked.

Naruto only smiled and said "Well wouldn't hurt to try...you know once I get in the right age." He blushed a bit at the thought.

"Or the right position" Sasuke supplied.

Perverts.

Sasuke had skimmed through the book. Shikamaru concluded he was looking for his birthday to see what INTERESTING fact may be related to him and helpful...err?

"Oo Shikamaru lookie! Sasuke gets chocolate and cream..AND I GET JELLY BEANS!? Unfair his is more tasty" Naruto blurted out. Sasuke had hit him on hits head for him to shut up.

"Want to look for yours Shikamaru?" Sasuke had offered. Shikamaru looked at him funny. Right. Not interested. He shooked his head.

"Look at this book! Holy crap that's hairy!!! It's like a bush! Do you think we can shave em off if they ever get that bushy?"

Naruto showed an image to the guys. They rather have not seen. Would never want to.They've seen those kind of things.They're familiar with it.

They had hit Naruto in the end after that.

End of Flash Back-

Shikamaru had slightly shivered at the thought of the picture he had seen thanks to good old Naruto.

"Then how have pleasured by sister before?" Gaara asked as he eyed the mangoes,he was close to drooling but held it back since he wouldn't want to embarrass himself.

Shikamaru didn't know how to answer this. The fact is because he never had and won't try.

"Why don't you ask your sister. She's knows what she likes and dislikes doesn't she? It's much better since it's her pleasure we're talking about." Yes. He had switched the questioning to Temari.

"Haha! Isn't that so true! Gaara why ask the guy who merely obeys orders? Ya gotta ask the customers ya know." Kankurou laughed. Temari glared icily both at Shikamaru and Kankurou.

This Sex Slave-Pleasure thing has gotten way off hand that she thought it would thanks to a troublesome lazy ass named Shikamaru. Wait. Did she just used his word?

"I wouldn't know. I have not yet been ordered nor have I been a customer." Gaara simply saved them an explanation. He started eating one of the delicious mangoes. "Thank you" he said to the maid that brought it.

"You love mangoes?" Shikamaru finally asked. He wanted the subject to drop already since Temari hadn't really said anything the whole time. She merely avoided his gaze which he finds very irritating.

"Obviously" Gaara said with a monotone voice."Would you like to know why?" Shikamaru nodded.

"Because I can have it. You know mango taste some what like pineapple and peach? What a combination don't you think? Peach is soft and well average but it still has that taste that we all would love.

While pineapple on the other hand it's texture looks rough and well maybe a bit intimidating also you don't actually know if it can turn out sour or sweet. But if you put those together,they balance each other out kind of which equals to mango. If you know the right time and know how to pick the right mango,it would be rewarding to taste it. " Gaara explained. (who gets it?) I don't get it everyone thought.

"I don't get it Gaara. Can't you just say you're some mango addict,that would make more sense." Kankurou finally said.

"My explanation was because I can have it. The rest is just...I was making conversation." Gaara said a bit annoyed that people may say he is talking nonsense,while he's eating his mangoes.

"Alright,enough talking and eat please." Temari sighed. She wondered how is she going to get married if her brothers are like this. She had imagined alot of scenerios on how things may turn out if she ever introduce a possible suitor that she may marry and need their approval for it. She would have thought the guy would either run away from fear or run away because her brothers are bunches of lunatics.

Shikamaru lazily had cut the steak he was handed into small bits of pieces small enough for him to put in his mouth. He really loved what Temari had cook. The steak was medium rare? It has alot of juice.

"Hey,if you're fifteen that means you're the same age as Gaara. Wait..wouldn't that be wrong?" Kankurou had suddenly decided to talk since he had finished his dinner already.

"Hn..wrong?" Shikamaru asked quietly finishing his dinner and drinking the water that the maid had given him not too long ago,while there was silence.

"Temari is eighteen she's an adult. You're a minor. Wouldn't that be wrong? Like...seriously?" Kankurou and Gaara looked at their sister for an explanation for her very disturbing decision.

"He never decline the offer." Temari stood up. "You guys can do the dishes. Not the maid. You guys." Temari exited the Dining room after.

Shikamaru didn't saying anything about her reply. Because the truth is the truth. He did pointed out to her he wasn't declining. He only said that because he was challenging her. Though he really had no idea how old Temari was. He really thought she was the same age since she was hanging out with Hinata,which is the same age as he is.

"Hey boy you clean the dishes" Kankurou said while Temari came back. She pulled Shikamaru with him.To leave him with these two is saying 'Torturing to Death' or is that 'Irritating to Death'?

"Damn! Temari is being spoiled Gaara! DAMN GIRLS! Are all of them like this?" He dislike the way Temari just storms of with her sex slave and they can't even touch him!

"Girls are princesses" Gaara replied.That is why he thought,he shouldn't find a girlfriend yet. Gaara squirted water at Kankurou with a water gun. (Where'd he get that!?)

"Wash the dishes Kankurou"

Kakashi's introduction

IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

Kakashi had already gotten into trouble for giving the Sabaku their enemies alive. He had shrugged it off when Kankurou was yelling at him furiously. He was thankful that Temari was there to lighten things up.

Or else he would have gotten beaten up badly. But he wasn't. Temari asked him though who else have he attacked that is linked with Shikamaru. As far as Shikamaru goes,he only mention the women named Kurenai,which Kakashi had confessed he had hit her accidently. That was when Shikamaru had collapsed suddenly. Now Temari is a scary woman. He much prefer if he would have gotten beaten up by Kankurou instead of listening to her threaten his life because he had hit a woman. Does she not get the fact,it is a job,he was ordered by her brothers? Of cours she did. That's why she now orders him to cancel killing Kurenai. Because that was the original plan. Kill Anyone that gets in the way.

What a dumb ass he has been. He should have kept his mouth shut instead of mentioning something. Now he must have this long mission that deals with this Kurenai woman.

The fact he mentioned that Kurenai had seen his face was a problem. Truthfully he showed her his face because he really thought he was going to end her life. But some how he never did.

He just knocked her out. Now he must get her. Force her to shut up. Kakashi had thought about different things to do to keep her quiet. He thought cutting her tounge would work but then there's the hands that can write. He could just cut her body apart,Kakashi had suggested to Temari but the woman just glared at him as if he was a lunatic and just said something totally inhuman.

Gaara,His real boss said to gain Kurenai's trust and ask her to keep things quiet.

Exactly how stupid do guys think women are?

Kakashi had frowned at the thought of gaining the woman's trust. To gain a woman's trust she must like you. She must think you're responsible and would never hurt her.

Which is everything he isn't. Because she can't possibly like someone who had tried to kill him. She can't possibly think he's responsible and wouldn't hurt her because as mention he tried to kill her.

Kakashi suggested find another guy to do the job. But Gaara had given him a death glare and said "You are responsible"

He looked at the mango Gaara had given him. He wondered if it was poisonus. He really did mess up big time and he was one of those top assasin. And all it takes is one woman-to change everything.

Here he is. Wearing jeans and a black shirt. Not his normal killing outfit. His mask gone. His hair still messy as usual.

He had brought a black haired woman into his house. Now she lay on his bed. Never opening her eyes yet.

He wonders what can possibly happen to him when this woman wakes up. He thought he would read his book while he awaits but honestly he couldn't help stare at her while she sleeps.

It's so peaceful,not like the day she comes attacking him with those knives and gun shooting him. Screaming 'Die Bastard'

Yes,he rather see this woman sleeping everyday if it means her waking up is death facing him.

Now he sits on the couch that faces the woman. He shouldn't just sit there watching her. It's like watching a fish and waiting for it to do some kind of tricks. He might even be called a pervert for just staying there.

He went outside of his room. Not closing the door,he left. He went into the kitchen. He thought if he is going to persaude the woman to trust him why not cook for her.

Women seem to love men who gives up their time for them. It's the thought that counts they always say. Though he always doubted that they really are nice.

Now to cook..Wait,he doesn't have food to cook! He never shop for food. He always have those instant food. He's just living all by himself so why bother cooking.

Damn-now his plans are fooled! Gaara is going to kill him if he fails this. Damn woman.

A phone was ringing. Who's phone is that? Not his. He never like phones. It's one of those not to have things if you're dating. Or so someone had told him because women would be calling you everytime.

Oh yeah! He remembered. He took the woman's phone. Should he answer it? It wouldn't hurt right? Yes,he should take chances.

"Hello?" It was Naruto,but Kakashi doesn't know Naruto yet.

"Kurenai!? Wait..no..You're a guy" Kakashi sweatdropped.

"Yes.I am"

"You're not Asuma though"

"Who is Asuma?"

"Kurenai's boyfriend or so I think. I hope not." So the woman has a boyfriend...It seem totally expected she is a beauty.

"I see,why not?" He should question him more about Kurenai maybe he'll know more about her

"Because in Shikamaru's word it be troublesome"

"Shikamaru? You know him?"

"HEY! You know him too! That's so cool. Have you seen him? 'Cause I was trying to get in touch but he wasn't answering his phone."

"I saw him.Yes. Kurenai and Shikamaru work together."

"Yupp,they have the same job. Except Kurenai suppose to be my body guard,since my parents death and all. They don't want the Uzumaki blood line dying out."

"You're Naruto? Naruto Uzumaki?"

"Yeah!. Are you like Kurenai's boyfriend? Did she only went out with Asuma that night 'cause she had nothing better to do? I hope you don't work with her 'cause like Shikamaru said dating with the same people you work with is just troublesome. You know what I'm saying?"

"I'm not her boyfriend. I don't know. Yes,I understand." He understood completely but being tied with someone who is your enemy is another worst scenerio.

"So uhm what's your name?"

"My name is Kashi" He obviously lied.

"Nice so well where is Kurenai?"

"My house at the moment"

"WHOA! Okay that means I need to go there and supervise and all! 'Cause you know I treat her like my sister and she's not suppose to be alone with a guy"

"It's fine.You can visit."

"Seriously? Can you tell me where you live so I can go?" No,wouldn't tell you kid. I would get into more trouble.

"Yes and how about you give me the direction of your house and I can come and get you?"

"Well I'm not at home I'm at a restuarant"

"Really? Good thing I need to buy food"

"For what?"

"Kurenai,of course"

"Haha right. That's gay man Asuma tried that."

"Oh... What does she like then?"

"She loves ramen!"

"Ramen?"

"YUP!"

"...kay?"

They talked for awhile. And Naruto finally told where he is. Kakashi prepared himself and his car so he can pick him up.

"I wonder...should I write a letter?" Kakashi thought that would be a good idea. Okay what to write?

Dear Kurenai,Yes I found out your name and your favorite color too. It is red right?

Well...as you probably know I was the guy who accidently knocked you out.

Sorry,was an accident. If I were you,you shouldn't leave my house.

Because I have your friend...or the guy you're suppose to be watching.

Don't worry,I'll be watching him for awhile.We'll be back-Just went out to get food.

Call me Kashi

He left it on the door.

Kakashi-The greatest Liar I've ever met

After twenty minutes passed with Kurenai being alone. She finally woke up. Her neck hurts and her head too.
She tried to remember exactly what happened. But find it too hard since her head wouldn't stop hurting. She sat up from the bed covered with Silky bed sheet.

This wasn't her room. Where is she? She checked herself. Okay she still has her clothes on,so it's not some pervert who took her in. She looked at the room. It was very clean. No photos at all.

She got up from the bed and looked around more in this room. She didn't find anything suspicious at all. She exited the bedroom. She quietly looked around if someone was home. But there wasn't.

That's odd. She was already thinking she was taken by the enemy but what kind of enemy leaves their captured victim? An idiot enemy would.

No one in the kitchen. No one is the Dining room. No one in the Living room. And the other two doors were locked and it says 'keep out'

She thought it was safe to leave so she headed to the main door. But there was a note. She read it.

Accidently knocked me out!? He didn't do it on accident he did on purpose!

Why should I leave the house? My friend? Someone I'm suppose to be watching...? Who am I suppose to be watching?

Wait..could it be he has Naruto!? Impossible how can this guy have Naruto?

She had underestimated this guy again.

She crumbled the note and threw it as far as she can even though that would have been a good evidence.

So she has to wait for him or else something bad might happen to Naruto.

She sat herself down on the couch at the living room. She was quiet. She didn't know exactly what to do.

She saw an Icha Icha Paradise book on the table.

So he's a pervert? She picked it up skimmed through the pages and threw it at the t.v.

"I don't appreciate it if you throw valuable books like that" She jumped and turned to see who it was. It was him. His name is Kashi?

"Where's Naruto!?" She yelled suddenly.Kakashi didn't say anything. Naruto suddenly came in the living room and smiled at Kurenai.

"Kurenai!! Sorry I couldn't help invite myself,don't want you alone with guys you know." Naruto explained as he approached her and gave her a hug.

She hugged back suddenly happy that Naruto was alright.

"Kurenai not so tight." Kurenai withdrew herself and smiled at Naruto. She almost forgot that the guy was here. (Even fogot it's his house huh?)

"Sorry...But...Naruto do you know who's this guy?" Kurenai suddenly asked. Naruto gave her a funny look.

"Course I do,his name is Kashi. Are you hungry? Kashi bought you some food you know. He has this whole plan that he was gonna set it up and say he cooked it." Naruto sticked his tounge out at Kakashi. Kakashi merely chuckled a bit. Doesn't hurt to be friendly.

"Why would he?" Kurenai eyed Kakashi.

"Maybe 'cause he likes you? Didn't that what Asuma did? Ask you out and stuff? Apparently I like Kashi more since he didn't mind if I come here." Naruto sat himself on the couch trying to get comfortable.

"He invited you?" Yes,that's something a murderer would. Especially our enemy,they possibly want Naruto killed.

"Yes. He called. But you were asleep. Didn't want to disturb you." Kakashi explained. He didn't really like the way the woman was glaring at him.

"Kashi! Less talking get the food already! C'mon I'm hungry. And it be so cool to see Sasuke on tv trying to act. You know he looks so funny acting." Naruto had found the remote and turned on Kakashi's plasma tv.

"Alright"

"I'm coming"

"Alright"

Kakashi and Kurenai had left the living room and headed towards the kitchen to get the food,which Kakashi and Naruto had brought there. Kakashi had to prepare it. He was fast enough to do it seems all the food are on the plates and not on the take out boxes. He didn't pick up the food yet. He waited for Kurenai to speak.

"Who the hell are you?" She hissed.

"Kashi-"

"Stop lying. Now tell me before I stab you with this fork!" Kurenai had grabbed the closest fork. Kakashi merely smiled at her attemp of threats.

"Hey,can't we be friendly?" Kakashi asked. Though he knew the answer,it really wouldn't hurt to try unless the woman go crazy on him and do actually stab him with the fork.

"You tried to kill me!" She went closer to Kakashi as if trying to corner him. Kakashi sighed.

"Yes.But apparently you're not dead. Neither is your co-worker Shikamaru." Kurenai's eyes went wide now at the mention of Shikamaru's name.

"Where is Shikamaru? What happened to him? Did you hurt him? It's all my fault...I should have warned him..." Kurenai was silent now. Honestly Kakashi didn't want to say anything.

He rather leave the blame on her. like say 'Yes,It is your fault. You didn't warn him. You didn't even tell him to watch out. Didn't even think of a back up plan. You had put the kid's life in danger'

"It's not your fault.He was hurt but now he's okay. I brought him to my boss for them to heal. No he's not going to die. Apparently a woman seems to think his life is important. Don't worry."

"Where's your boss? Don't tell me not to worry! For all I know you're lying! Kakashi!" Kurenai poked Kakashi's stomach trying to control her anger.

Kakashi blinked and winced a bit at the jab. The woman is deadly with her fork,He chuckled a bit at that.

"How'd you know my name is Kakashi and not Kashi?" He tried to take away the fork from her.

"It was written on your porn book,dumb ass." She sticked her tounge out.

"Oh...yeah I believe I am a dumb ass. But I can't tell you where the kid is. I promise you though Shikamaru is fine. I am the one who saved him from his injuries." And the one who actually caused it.

But he thought it was safer not to mention it because then it would be hard getting her trust. Though Kakashi did grab a fork to go against the fork Kurenai is holding.

"I don't trust you so how would I know you're telling the truth and going to keep your promise?"

"Easy.You must force yourself to trust me." With that Kakashi grabbed the fork away from her and took the food and left to go to the living room.

He really thought he handled the trust me part quite well. He doesn't need to make the woman like him enough to trust him. Doesn't need to prove anything. He just will easily force her.

In Temari's room

Shikamaru-What the hell am I doing in here?

Shikamaru was a bit slow so it looked more like he was being dragged by Temari. He didn't know why she's walking so fast and why did she want him to go with her.

He needs to leave this house as soon as possible. Soon,should be right now. But no,the woman hold a tight grip. In fact he predicts that when she lets go of his wrist it would be red.

They finally reached her room. She dragged him in. Pushed him on the bed suddenly.

Now is the time for Shikamaru to say something before he does something stupid.

"What the hell did you to that for,troublesome woman!?" He yelled. Temari went on her bed and layed next to Shikamaru's left side. Shikamaru tried to move and get up from the bed but Temari had wrapped her arms around him before he can do so.

"Listen...I need a pillow for the night so I was planning to use you as one." Temari just said as she lay her head on his chest.

"Are you nuts!? If you haven't notice you have to pillows! And let go of me!" He didn't like this one bit. He didn't know what was more troublesome his deadly job or this woman who can't seem to control herself.

"I prefer you. You hug back." Temari gave a sweet smile.

"Now as much as I would love to play along with what your brothers said downstairs. I wouldn't do anything with you. I really need to leave."

"I know. But you can't leave." Temari could hear his heart beating faster. She wondered if he ever gotten this close with a girl. She looked at his face. Well he isn't blushing so he must have at least a few?

"You can't leave because if you do my brothers would kill you. The only reason why they didn't kill you is because you're my sex slave and I happen to tell them I need you for pleasure."

"You're kidding right? You just didn't say that to your lunatic brothers? And why is that a good reason for them not to kill me!? That's weird. Usually brothers would kill anyone who touches their sisters."

"I'm not joking. I did say it. And yes it is. Well they wouldn't kill you since we're not getting married. You're just my sex slave. They did mention though if I get tired of you,they eventually will kill you."

Shikamaru couldn't believe what he had gotten himself into. He'll blame his job. Yes. He would quit...No? Would he?

"Will they kill you if I get tired of you?" Shikamaru finalled answered. Temari bit him on his shoulder.

"OUCH! DAMN WOMAN! IT WAS A JOKE!!" Temari laughed. Shikamaru's facial expression was too funny and he kinda sounded like a girl while screaming.

"Jokes are suppose to funny. That wasn't funny. Anyways you can't leave yet Shikamaru." Temari faced him with a serious face.

"When can I leave?" Shikamaru asked. He yawned. He was getting tired.

"When my brothers trust you completely. Beside you can leave the house...but I have to be around."

"Eh... Do I get my own room then?"

"No" Temari suddenly replied. She went back to resting her head on Shikamaru's chest. She was still waiting for a protest. She still never got one.

"Why?"

"Because my brothers think of you as my sex slave...so they should assume we would be sharing rooms.." Shikamaru blushed abit. Temari noticed and smiled evilly.

"Pervert.You're only fifteen I'm not going to do anything with you. You're too young for me." Temari reached for his face with her hand and carressed it a bit and pinched his cheek suddenly.

Shikamaru frowned. This woman is playing him! Not like he care but geez why say stupid stuff. He isn't that young...

"I'm sleepy...Shikamaru go to sleep." Temari sighed and closed her eyes. Shikamaru had waited for awhile to really make sure she fell asleep.

He wasn't about to let himself be boss around by a woman and stay at this place. He needs to get home. He needs to get to his job or else his boss would call his mom and his mom is so going to murder him.

How could he explain to his mom where he had been if he comes back too late? He can't possibly say

'Mom,I'm sorry I haven't called or visit you so you can see that I'm doing fine. I'm sorry I haven't been doing my job. I found a woman who needed me and decided to apply a different kind of help job. It's sex slave...?'

Right he can just imagine it. He'll say that and he'll get killed. He tried to move but found himself stuck. Temari still has a nice hold on him while she sleeps. He squirmed a bit. Poked her. Tickled her. Push her a bit.

Nothing worked.

Ten Minutes-passed by.

"Lazy..stop moving..and go to sleep." Temari mummbled. She opened one of her eyes to look at Shikamaru. She yawned. "Can't believe you have so much energy to try and get away from a girl."

She moved a bit and went closer and lean foward Shikamaru. She planted a kiss on his left cheek. "GoodNight" she went back to where she was. She snuggled closer to Shikamaru.

Shikamaru frowned. Earlier she was aggresive. Now she says she doesn't want him and is treating him like some kind of kid. Women,Shikamaru thought,how troublesome.

Next Door

"Gaara they're too quiet!"

"I heard an ouch,Kankurou."

"It was from that Shikamaru dude"

"Our sister is the aggressive one?"

"Figures,the guy is too inexperience"

"And you're not?" And exactly how do you know that?

"Grr...quiet Gaara"

"Just asking"

Authors Note:

SORRY YOU GUYS! I didn't get to update like...yesterday. Too tired. I went to the beach and stuff with my friends. They kidnapped me. lol.

Honestly I think im doing poorly on the story ; haha... and...ii i might not even finish the story...'cause my vacation -sniff- is ending and its gonna take me awhile to update now.

TT I failed you guys!! my brother says the story is awesome so i must finish it. im gonna try and finish it...hopefully i do. but theres like...IDK How many more chapters left. ;

I mean i had the whole thing in my head and well...honestly i never even oO got to the half of it... or maybe i did...dunno...haha...-sulks in the dark corner-...maybe i should cut it short. ;

But then you guys would be saying "No,we want the full story!" o-o; yeah i would want the full story too...well hopefully ending of tomorrow ill be done with the nxt chapter...if..like i somehow stop procastinating ;

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