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Note: This Chapter has the use of Google translate for all languages used.
Chapter 6: Ask The Hosts
VampChick2010: Feli-chan, can you please welcome our readers
Feli: Ve, okay. Welcome back
Black Haru Sohma: Don't forget this chapter is for the hosts
Feli: Ve, we get to know about our hosts
Ludwig: Ja, Feliciano. I believe everyone is curious about our hosts.
VampChick2010: How about we spin to see who asks the first question (About To Spin)
Francis: Black Haru Sohma are you really a guy?
Everyone: (Stares)
Black Haru Sohma: I thought we were going to spin for who goes first (Glares And Walks Off)
Feli: Ve, is he mad? Ludwig I don't want to see him mad. (Starts Crying)
Ludwig: I'm sure he is only mad at Francis. He will not hurt you. (Comforts Feli)
Feli: Ve, really? Okay Ludwig. (Hugs Ludwig)
Ludwig: (Blushes) …
Suddenly a sound of heels can be heard walking down the hallway. Then Black Haru Sohma reappears smiling.
Black Haru Sohma: Well, I should have know the frog would ask me that. Even if it is out of turn I will answer your question. (Smiles Happily)
VampChick2010: I guess we should stop pretending
Everyone Except Hosts: WHAT?
Black Haru Sohma: (Drops Cape And Takes Off Wig) No I am not a guy. I am a beautiful, creepy girl. (Walks Over To Francis And Kicks Him)
Antonio: … (Blushes)
Black Haru Sohma: Something Wrong?
Antonio: Why did you pretend to be a guy?
VampChick2010: Should I explain, sister?
Black Haru Sohma: Of course
VampChick2010: We were testing you. We wanted to see how observant you are.
Black Haru Sohma: The stupid frog had to pull me way to close during our little kiss (Shudders And Death Glares Francis)
Francis: (Shivers)
Black Haru Sohma and VampChick2010: Everyone but Francis and Yao failed to figure it out.
Ludwig: Yao knew?
Yao: Of course, aru. I have know these two for years, aru.
Black Haru Sohma: Oh yeah Yao, did you remember to bring those Chinese dresses I wanted
Yao: Yes, aru (Hands Black Haru Sohma A Box)
Everyone Except Host and Yao: How do you know the hosts?
Black Haru Sohma: He met us years ago, now can we get back to the task at hand
VampChick2010: Since Francis started before I could spin. Who has a question for us?
Romano: Why do you have a fucking hearse?
VampChick2010: I don't know. It's my sister's hearse
Black Haru Sohma: It goes back to a hobby of mine
Ludwig: What hobby?
Black Haru Sohma: (Smiles Evilly) You don't want to know
VampChick2010: Does it deal with why there are skeletons in your room?
Black Haru Sohma: Of course. By the way those skeletons are 100 percent real.
Everyone Except Black Haru Sohma: …..
VampChick2010: Let's move on
Black Haru Sohma: Okay. Who's next?
Arthur: What is the strangest dream you had?
Black Haru Sohma: My strangest dream dealt with yoai
VampChick2010: Mine consist of living with Ludwig as his sister and kicking Francis's ass
Francis: Why do you hate me?
Arthur: You're a bloody pervert, that's why
Alfred: Hey, the hero wants to ask a question.
VampChick2010: Okay, Ask away
Alfred: What is your secret fantasy?
VampChick2010: ….
Black Haru Sohma: Answer the question or I claw Ludwig
VampChick2010: Fine I'll answer. But don't hurt the innocent bystanders
Ludwig: Why me?
Black Haru Sohma: Don't you know you're her favorite?
Ludwig: … (Blushes) Her favorite?
VampChick2010: So what if Ludwig's my favorite. (Glomps Ludwig) Don't worry Feli-chan he's still yours
Black Haru Sohma: Your getting off track. Now answer the damn question before I get bored
VampChick2010: Okay, Okay (Mumbles)
Black Haru Sohma: Speak Louder
VampChick2010: Fine. My secret fantasy is to be related to Ludwig and get to see Gerita moments
Ludwig: G-G-Gerita
VampChick2010: Gerita is the yoai pairing of you and Feli. Especially when Feli gets to be seme.
Ludwig: (Blushes) What is seme? (Pauses) On second thought I don't want to know
Feli: Ve, What's Yaoi?
VampChick2010: (Smirks) Ask Kiku
Kiku: …
Black Haru Sohma: NEXT, I'm bored
Francis: If you had to have sex with one of the people in this room, who would it be?
Black Haru Sohma: Antonio (Glomps And Kisses On Cheek)
Romano: (Death Glares Black Haru Sohma) Get away from the tomato bastard
Antonio: Lovi, you do love me!
Romano: (Mutters) ti amo, bastard
VampChick2010: If I had to (Sighs) it would be Ludwig
Ludwig: (Blushes) …
Feli: Ve. Are you feeling Okay Ludwig?
Ludwig: Ja, I'm Fine
Black Haru Sohma: He's embarrassed (Dances Behind Ludwig's Chair)
VampChick2010: (FacePalms) Why me? Stop it sis. It's time to move on
Kiku: Why did you turn VampChick2010?
Black Haru Sohma: I thought she would be a good sibling, and because waiting for someone to die is a bitch
VampChick2010: What the hell? Evil Bitch
Black Haru Sohma: I know (Smiles Happily)
Ludwig: Why did you call us here?
VampChick2010: We were bored and wanted to play truth or dare. Have you ever played this game with only two people? Boring
Black Haru Sohma: Hell Yeah, that's boring
Gilbert: Who would you want to be locked in the closet with and why?
VampChick2010: Tough One. I'm not sure I want to answer this.
Francis: Please answer (Rape Face)
VampChick2010: Definitely not you
Francis: What's wrong with me? (Looks Hurt)
Black Haru Sohma: Just Answer. I'm going to be forced to
VampChick2010: Fine. Feli, cause he wouldn't rape me. Unlike Francis
Francis: (Looking Hurt) I'm just spreading l' amour
Arthur: Shut up, you bloody frog
VampChick2010: Enough you two. Sie an der Reihe, Schwester
Black Haru Sohma: Yo elijo, Antonio porque él es el calor español con un gran culo
Antonio: Gracias por el cumplido
Romano: Keep away from him. He's mine
Antonio: Lovi~ you do care (Smiles Happily)
Black Haru Sohma: Romano, ma è così caldo
Romano: è il mio caldo spagnolo
Feli: in realtà il fratello
Arthur: Speak English, you bloody gits
VampChick2010: Ich mag in verschiedenen Sprachensprechen
Ludwig: Sie sprechen Deutsch?
Black Haru Sohma And VampChick2010: Ja, wir können
Gilbert: das ist genial, aber nicht so genial, da mir
VampChick2010: Halt die Klappe, Gil Gil
Gilbert: DON'T CALL ME GIL GIL!
VampChick2010: (Smirks) And for all you English speakers. She said that she chose Antonio because he's the hot Spaniard
Black Haru Sohma: Don't forget I mentioned his great ass
VampChick2010: (Facepalms) mein Gott, bitte töte mich
Francis: VampChick2010 if you had to chose anyone from the bad touch trio to go on a date with who would you choose?
VampChick2010: Gilbert
Black Haru Sohma: pourquoi lui?
VampChick2010: Vous savez, je n'aime pas à parler en français
Black Haru Sohma: (Smirks)
Francis: Pourquoi détestez-vous le langage de l'amour?
VampChick2010: Cause you speak it you damn frog
Black Haru Sohma: Le français est une langue belle, mais pas quand il parle de la grenouille
VampChick2010: Oui, now let's move on
Kiku: Anata no yūmeijin no kurasshu wa daredesu ka?
VampChick2010: Sore wa David Tennant
Black Haru Sohma: es Lee Gi Kwang
Ludwig: What is the main thing that draws you to a person?
VampChick2010: Loyalty and Trust
Black Haru Sohma: un gran corazón dulce, con los ojos lealtad y confianza, pero el azul es un bono (Looks At VampChick2010 To Translate)
VampChick2010: She said a kind sweet heart with loyalty and trust
Feli: What is your worst fear?
Black Haru Sohma: Spider (Shudders)
VampChick2010: Being lost in the woods
Romano: ragni? Perdersi nel bosco? che cosa stupida femmine
Black Haru Sohma And VampChick2010: Excuse us? Who is a stupid bitch? (Death Glares Romano)
Romano: (Shivers) You Are
Black Haru Sohma: Oh really. Well if your so brave and not a coward why are you shaking like a little cowardly leaf?
Romano: I-I'm nor s-shaking, damn it
VampChick2010: Fine, let's move on
Arthur: What do you do when your bored?
VampChick2010: Find something to do like read or write
Black Haru Sohma: Start acting weird and find odd ways to entertain myself
Francis: honhonhonhon
Black Haru Sohma: (Death Glares) Say anything perverted and I'll claw your eyes out
Francis: (Shudders)
VampChick2010: hahahahaha, She scares the frog
Ivan: Become one with Mother Russia, Da?
Black Haru Sohma And VampChick2010: Net
Yao: What's your favorite food and why?
VampChick2010: Ramen, cause its good and simple
Kiku: … Arigatō
VampChick2010: Your welcome, your turn sister
Black Haru Sohma: Pizza, cause it's really tasty especially covered in pepperoni
Feli: Ve, I love pizza too
Black Haru Sohma: Yes pizza is epic
VampChick2010: Okay enough. Next question
Gilbert: What is the most sensual outfit you own?
VampChick2010: A long red skirt and a white dress shirt
Gilbert: Keskeskes that's so lame
Black Haru Sohma: I agree
VampChick2010: (Death Glares)
Black Haru Sohma: A Short Skin-Tight Black Dress With Red Lace Sleeves
Francis: honhonhon
Black Haru Sohma: (Shivers)
Gilbert: (Smirk) Really? Why don't you prove that you own it?
Black Haru Sohma: Sure, only if you kiss your brother on the lips
VampChick2010: Yay, Germancest
Ludwig: … Oh gott
Gilbert: keskeskes, Okay
Ludwig: (Facepalms)
Gilbert walks over to Ludwig and gives him a quick kiss on the lips. Black Haru Sohma walks off to change into the dress. Black Haru Sohma returns.
Gilbert: (Wolf Whistles)
Francis: honhonhon
Ludwig: …. (Blushes)
VampChick2010: I can't believe you would wear that in front of perverts (Glances At Ludwig, Gilbert, And Francis)
Black Haru Sohma: But I love this dress and Gilbert did kiss his brother and my exact words were "Sure, only if you kiss your brother on the lips"
VampChick2010: …. (Facepalms)
Ludwig: Why did you look at me for the pervert comment?
VampChick2010: I know about your collection, Ludi
Ludwig: There is no … I mean …. How do you know about that?
VampChick2010: I have my ways
Black Haru Sohma: Let's continue (Creepy Smile)
Kiku: What is one question that you wouldn't want to be asked?
Black Haru Sohma: It was already asked
Ludwig: Which was it?
Black Haru Sohma: (Glares At Francis) Guess
Everyone Except Hosts: ….
VampChick2010: "Is Black Haru Sohma really a guy?"
Everyone Except Hosts: Oh Right
VampChick2010: Mine was already asked as well
Feli: Which one was that?
VampChick2010: "What is your worst fear?"
Feli: Ve, I'm sorry. Please don'e be mad. (Starts To Cry)
Black Haru Sohma And VampChick2010: It's okay Feli. We are not mad. (Hugs Feli)
Feli: Ve, okay (Smiles) (Looks Cute)
Black Haru Sohma And VampChick2010: Awwwww So Cute
Ludwig: (Facepalms)
VampChick2010: What Ludi, do you want to be called cute as well?
Ludwig: Nein
VampChick2010: Your hot, Feli's cute
Black Haru Sohma: Antonio's hotter
Antonio: Gracias
Romano: (Death Glares)
Ludwig: (Blushes) Danke
Feli: Ve, Ludwig's blushing (Hugs Ludwig)
Sadiq: What music do you listen to the most?
VampChick2010: A large variety. Right now a mix of Asian and American music
Black Haru Sohma: Mostly Scream and Korean
VampChick2010: One more question before we stop
Matthew: VampChick2010, what are your hobbies?
VampChick2010: I read yoai mangas in my free time
Black Haru Sohma: That is fun but not as fun as torturing you guys
Everyone Except Hosts: …
Black Haru Sohma: Well that's all for this chapter. Oh and next chapter will be the last chapter
Everyone Except Hosts: Finally
Hosts: So Sad
Black Haru Sohma: See you next chapter. Sweet Dreams
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