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Note: This Chapter has the use of Google translate for all languages used.

Chapter 6: Ask The Hosts

VampChick2010: Feli-chan, can you please welcome our readers

Feli: Ve, okay. Welcome back

Black Haru Sohma: Don't forget this chapter is for the hosts

Feli: Ve, we get to know about our hosts

Ludwig: Ja, Feliciano. I believe everyone is curious about our hosts.

VampChick2010: How about we spin to see who asks the first question (About To Spin)

Francis: Black Haru Sohma are you really a guy?

Everyone: (Stares)

Black Haru Sohma: I thought we were going to spin for who goes first (Glares And Walks Off)

Feli: Ve, is he mad? Ludwig I don't want to see him mad. (Starts Crying)

Ludwig: I'm sure he is only mad at Francis. He will not hurt you. (Comforts Feli)

Feli: Ve, really? Okay Ludwig. (Hugs Ludwig)

Ludwig: (Blushes) …

Suddenly a sound of heels can be heard walking down the hallway. Then Black Haru Sohma reappears smiling.

Black Haru Sohma: Well, I should have know the frog would ask me that. Even if it is out of turn I will answer your question. (Smiles Happily)

VampChick2010: I guess we should stop pretending

Everyone Except Hosts: WHAT?

Black Haru Sohma: (Drops Cape And Takes Off Wig) No I am not a guy. I am a beautiful, creepy girl. (Walks Over To Francis And Kicks Him)

Antonio: … (Blushes)

Black Haru Sohma: Something Wrong?

Antonio: Why did you pretend to be a guy?

VampChick2010: Should I explain, sister?

Black Haru Sohma: Of course

VampChick2010: We were testing you. We wanted to see how observant you are.

Black Haru Sohma: The stupid frog had to pull me way to close during our little kiss (Shudders And Death Glares Francis)

Francis: (Shivers)

Black Haru Sohma and VampChick2010: Everyone but Francis and Yao failed to figure it out.

Ludwig: Yao knew?

Yao: Of course, aru. I have know these two for years, aru.

Black Haru Sohma: Oh yeah Yao, did you remember to bring those Chinese dresses I wanted

Yao: Yes, aru (Hands Black Haru Sohma A Box)

Everyone Except Host and Yao: How do you know the hosts?

Black Haru Sohma: He met us years ago, now can we get back to the task at hand

VampChick2010: Since Francis started before I could spin. Who has a question for us?

Romano: Why do you have a fucking hearse?

VampChick2010: I don't know. It's my sister's hearse

Black Haru Sohma: It goes back to a hobby of mine

Ludwig: What hobby?

Black Haru Sohma: (Smiles Evilly) You don't want to know

VampChick2010: Does it deal with why there are skeletons in your room?

Black Haru Sohma: Of course. By the way those skeletons are 100 percent real.

Everyone Except Black Haru Sohma: …..

VampChick2010: Let's move on

Black Haru Sohma: Okay. Who's next?

Arthur: What is the strangest dream you had?

Black Haru Sohma: My strangest dream dealt with yoai

VampChick2010: Mine consist of living with Ludwig as his sister and kicking Francis's ass

Francis: Why do you hate me?

Arthur: You're a bloody pervert, that's why

Alfred: Hey, the hero wants to ask a question.

VampChick2010: Okay, Ask away

Alfred: What is your secret fantasy?

VampChick2010: ….

Black Haru Sohma: Answer the question or I claw Ludwig

VampChick2010: Fine I'll answer. But don't hurt the innocent bystanders

Ludwig: Why me?

Black Haru Sohma: Don't you know you're her favorite?

Ludwig: … (Blushes) Her favorite?

VampChick2010: So what if Ludwig's my favorite. (Glomps Ludwig) Don't worry Feli-chan he's still yours

Black Haru Sohma: Your getting off track. Now answer the damn question before I get bored

VampChick2010: Okay, Okay (Mumbles)

Black Haru Sohma: Speak Louder

VampChick2010: Fine. My secret fantasy is to be related to Ludwig and get to see Gerita moments

Ludwig: G-G-Gerita

VampChick2010: Gerita is the yoai pairing of you and Feli. Especially when Feli gets to be seme.

Ludwig: (Blushes) What is seme? (Pauses) On second thought I don't want to know

Feli: Ve, What's Yaoi?

VampChick2010: (Smirks) Ask Kiku

Kiku: …

Black Haru Sohma: NEXT, I'm bored

Francis: If you had to have sex with one of the people in this room, who would it be?

Black Haru Sohma: Antonio (Glomps And Kisses On Cheek)

Romano: (Death Glares Black Haru Sohma) Get away from the tomato bastard

Antonio: Lovi, you do love me!

Romano: (Mutters) ti amo, bastard

VampChick2010: If I had to (Sighs) it would be Ludwig

Ludwig: (Blushes) …

Feli: Ve. Are you feeling Okay Ludwig?

Ludwig: Ja, I'm Fine

Black Haru Sohma: He's embarrassed (Dances Behind Ludwig's Chair)

VampChick2010: (FacePalms) Why me? Stop it sis. It's time to move on

Kiku: Why did you turn VampChick2010?

Black Haru Sohma: I thought she would be a good sibling, and because waiting for someone to die is a bitch

VampChick2010: What the hell? Evil Bitch

Black Haru Sohma: I know (Smiles Happily)

Ludwig: Why did you call us here?

VampChick2010: We were bored and wanted to play truth or dare. Have you ever played this game with only two people? Boring

Black Haru Sohma: Hell Yeah, that's boring

Gilbert: Who would you want to be locked in the closet with and why?

VampChick2010: Tough One. I'm not sure I want to answer this.

Francis: Please answer (Rape Face)

VampChick2010: Definitely not you

Francis: What's wrong with me? (Looks Hurt)

Black Haru Sohma: Just Answer. I'm going to be forced to

VampChick2010: Fine. Feli, cause he wouldn't rape me. Unlike Francis

Francis: (Looking Hurt) I'm just spreading l' amour

Arthur: Shut up, you bloody frog

VampChick2010: Enough you two. Sie an der Reihe, Schwester

Black Haru Sohma: Yo elijo, Antonio porque él es el calor español con un gran culo

Antonio: Gracias por el cumplido

Romano: Keep away from him. He's mine

Antonio: Lovi~ you do care (Smiles Happily)

Black Haru Sohma: Romano, ma è così caldo

Romano: è il mio caldo spagnolo

Feli: in realtà il fratello

Arthur: Speak English, you bloody gits

VampChick2010: Ich mag in verschiedenen Sprachensprechen

Ludwig: Sie sprechen Deutsch?

Black Haru Sohma And VampChick2010: Ja, wir können

Gilbert: das ist genial, aber nicht so genial, da mir

VampChick2010: Halt die Klappe, Gil Gil

Gilbert: DON'T CALL ME GIL GIL!

VampChick2010: (Smirks) And for all you English speakers. She said that she chose Antonio because he's the hot Spaniard

Black Haru Sohma: Don't forget I mentioned his great ass

VampChick2010: (Facepalms) mein Gott, bitte töte mich

Francis: VampChick2010 if you had to chose anyone from the bad touch trio to go on a date with who would you choose?

VampChick2010: Gilbert

Black Haru Sohma: pourquoi lui?

VampChick2010: Vous savez, je n'aime pas à parler en français

Black Haru Sohma: (Smirks)

Francis: Pourquoi détestez-vous le langage de l'amour?

VampChick2010: Cause you speak it you damn frog

Black Haru Sohma: Le français est une langue belle, mais pas quand il parle de la grenouille

VampChick2010: Oui, now let's move on

Kiku: Anata no yūmeijin no kurasshu wa daredesu ka?

VampChick2010: Sore wa David Tennant

Black Haru Sohma: es Lee Gi Kwang

Ludwig: What is the main thing that draws you to a person?

VampChick2010: Loyalty and Trust

Black Haru Sohma: un gran corazón dulce, con los ojos lealtad y confianza, pero el azul es un bono (Looks At VampChick2010 To Translate)

VampChick2010: She said a kind sweet heart with loyalty and trust

Feli: What is your worst fear?

Black Haru Sohma: Spider (Shudders)

VampChick2010: Being lost in the woods

Romano: ragni? Perdersi nel bosco? che cosa stupida femmine

Black Haru Sohma And VampChick2010: Excuse us? Who is a stupid bitch? (Death Glares Romano)

Romano: (Shivers) You Are

Black Haru Sohma: Oh really. Well if your so brave and not a coward why are you shaking like a little cowardly leaf?

Romano: I-I'm nor s-shaking, damn it

VampChick2010: Fine, let's move on

Arthur: What do you do when your bored?

VampChick2010: Find something to do like read or write

Black Haru Sohma: Start acting weird and find odd ways to entertain myself

Francis: honhonhonhon

Black Haru Sohma: (Death Glares) Say anything perverted and I'll claw your eyes out

Francis: (Shudders)

VampChick2010: hahahahaha, She scares the frog

Ivan: Become one with Mother Russia, Da?

Black Haru Sohma And VampChick2010: Net

Yao: What's your favorite food and why?

VampChick2010: Ramen, cause its good and simple

Kiku: … Arigatō

VampChick2010: Your welcome, your turn sister

Black Haru Sohma: Pizza, cause it's really tasty especially covered in pepperoni

Feli: Ve, I love pizza too

Black Haru Sohma: Yes pizza is epic

VampChick2010: Okay enough. Next question

Gilbert: What is the most sensual outfit you own?

VampChick2010: A long red skirt and a white dress shirt

Gilbert: Keskeskes that's so lame

Black Haru Sohma: I agree

VampChick2010: (Death Glares)

Black Haru Sohma: A Short Skin-Tight Black Dress With Red Lace Sleeves

Francis: honhonhon

Black Haru Sohma: (Shivers)

Gilbert: (Smirk) Really? Why don't you prove that you own it?

Black Haru Sohma: Sure, only if you kiss your brother on the lips

VampChick2010: Yay, Germancest

Ludwig: … Oh gott

Gilbert: keskeskes, Okay

Ludwig: (Facepalms)

Gilbert walks over to Ludwig and gives him a quick kiss on the lips. Black Haru Sohma walks off to change into the dress. Black Haru Sohma returns.

Gilbert: (Wolf Whistles)

Francis: honhonhon

Ludwig: …. (Blushes)

VampChick2010: I can't believe you would wear that in front of perverts (Glances At Ludwig, Gilbert, And Francis)

Black Haru Sohma: But I love this dress and Gilbert did kiss his brother and my exact words were "Sure, only if you kiss your brother on the lips"

VampChick2010: …. (Facepalms)

Ludwig: Why did you look at me for the pervert comment?

VampChick2010: I know about your collection, Ludi

Ludwig: There is no … I mean …. How do you know about that?

VampChick2010: I have my ways

Black Haru Sohma: Let's continue (Creepy Smile)

Kiku: What is one question that you wouldn't want to be asked?

Black Haru Sohma: It was already asked

Ludwig: Which was it?

Black Haru Sohma: (Glares At Francis) Guess

Everyone Except Hosts: ….

VampChick2010: "Is Black Haru Sohma really a guy?"

Everyone Except Hosts: Oh Right

VampChick2010: Mine was already asked as well

Feli: Which one was that?

VampChick2010: "What is your worst fear?"

Feli: Ve, I'm sorry. Please don'e be mad. (Starts To Cry)

Black Haru Sohma And VampChick2010: It's okay Feli. We are not mad. (Hugs Feli)

Feli: Ve, okay (Smiles) (Looks Cute)

Black Haru Sohma And VampChick2010: Awwwww So Cute

Ludwig: (Facepalms)

VampChick2010: What Ludi, do you want to be called cute as well?

Ludwig: Nein

VampChick2010: Your hot, Feli's cute

Black Haru Sohma: Antonio's hotter

Antonio: Gracias

Romano: (Death Glares)

Ludwig: (Blushes) Danke

Feli: Ve, Ludwig's blushing (Hugs Ludwig)

Sadiq: What music do you listen to the most?

VampChick2010: A large variety. Right now a mix of Asian and American music

Black Haru Sohma: Mostly Scream and Korean

VampChick2010: One more question before we stop

Matthew: VampChick2010, what are your hobbies?

VampChick2010: I read yoai mangas in my free time

Black Haru Sohma: That is fun but not as fun as torturing you guys

Everyone Except Hosts: …

Black Haru Sohma: Well that's all for this chapter. Oh and next chapter will be the last chapter

Everyone Except Hosts: Finally

Hosts: So Sad

Black Haru Sohma: See you next chapter. Sweet Dreams

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