Vacation From Hell?

Disclaimer; I do not own Naruto! If I did would I be writing stories on a fan site?

Chapter Seven:
Day Five!

"Is everyone there?" Boomed the voice of Shizune through the phone, filling the silent room with noise. I looked at the clock and wonder how she had so much energy at eight o'clock, and then again, why she was calling us now.

"Yes we are," Sakura answered with a sigh, seeing no one else was going to answer her.

"Right well then, I will begin!" Shizune informed us with a slight smile showing in her voice. "Yesterday when I went to go get the car, some idiots decided to... decorate... my house, and therefore I have to spend the day fixing the damage, so am unable to provide you with a task, so in other words, you have the day off!"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" Screamed Naruto, as the large house filled with cheers from us eight teens that sat on the sofa, well seven of us were cheering, one of us was sat there snoring, louder then usual to show their happiness.

The phone hung up, this time with out even bothering t say goodbye.

"And she moans at us about our manners!" I grumbled, in a fowl mood at having my sleep ruined.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Naruto carried on cheering. "We should do that more often!"

"Yerr!" Sakura exclaimed having woken up at the idea of having the day off.

"I don't know... I feel guilty, like, maybe we should go and help or something?" Hinata said, looking rather pale.

"HELL NO!" Ino yelled, shaking her head at the very idea of helping.

"I agree with Ino!" Neji said, standing up and exiting the room, by going up the stairs.

"And I am thinking Neji has got the right idea!" I muttered to no one, getting up and leaving the room followed by a sleepy looking Sasuke, and a sleep walking Shikamaru. I opened my door and jumped on my bed, letting sleep take me over.


I rolled over and hit the floor with a large crash.

"COULD YOU FALL OUT OF BED QUIETLY PLEASE! I AM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!" Neji yelled at me, before rolling over in bed and turning his back on me.

I slowly stood up, and threw my quilt back on the bed, grabbed some clothes, a pair of black short shorts and a plain pink vest top, and walked into our bathroom to get ready.


"Who wants to play polo in the pool?" I asked them, as I stood in the patio door, looking out into the garden where everyone else was lazily sunbathing in.

"Not really..." Someone managed to grumble, before rolling onto their backs.

I sighed and went back inside to go and get changed into my bikini. I was going to swim, even if it was on my own!

I dived into the pool, smiling as the cold of the water hit my skin, instantly cooling me down.

"Come on in, the water is lovely!" I called to the six lazy people laying on the sunbeds still, half asleep.

"NOOO! I SAID THAT ALREADY" Sakura yelled, before going back to sleeping. I sighed, I was not letting this one go!

I pulled myself out of the pool, and went inside to grab a bucket. I walked back outside, and went to the pool, dipping the bucket in and filling it with water. As everyone else was asleep they didn't notice me doing this.

I dropped the bucket in the pool, and ran off to get the hose, realizing that was the best way to get EVERYONE (minus Neji who was asleep in bed) wet.

I turned the tap on as fast as it would go, and waited for the water to cool, before aiming it for my unsuspecting friends, and our enemies, with much glee.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TENTEN! YOU IDIOT!" Sakura screamed.

"AHHHH!" I screamed, as Naruto crept up behind me and pushed me in the pool.

"And that is what you get for being annoying!" Sasuke informed me, before going back to his sunbed, soaking wet from the hose.

"I had to learn it that hard way as well!" Naruto said, laughing, before running up and jumping in the pool, joining me. "Just ignore those boring lot! Lets have a water fight!"

I laughed, dodging some water he splashed at me before splashing him back.

"BOMBS AWAY!" Ino yelled, before doing a bomb and crashing into the water, making me and Naruto laugh our heads off. "Well, I thought I may as well get in, as I wasn't going to sleep with that noise going on. I am no Shikamaru!"

We all laughed at her last statement, covering each other in water. All of a sudden a large wave of water overwhelmed us, and I felt someone jump on my back.

"Ino has a point you know!" Sakura laughed dragging me under the water.

"Heads up!" Sasuke called, before running up to the pool, and jumping in, splashing us all.

"Well, I may as well get in as well!" Hinata called from the side, climbing in by using the ladder,

"WATER FIGHT! ALL ON ALL! EACH MAN OR WOMEN FOR THEMSELVES!" Naruto called, laughing, before diving in the water, and grabbing Ino's ankle, and dragging her under.

"Let it begin!" Neji called, jumping in as well, running up from the door.


"Wow, that was one water fight!" Ino laughed as she re-entered the dark garden, illuminated only by the small amount of candles Hinata had found in the house.

"I know!" I answered, laughing as well while I thought back over the fight.

"What can we do now though! I am boreddddddddd!" Naruto whinned.

"DARES!" Ino and Sakura yelled at the same time, deafening us both!

"OK!" We all agreed, arranging ourselves in a circle.

"Sooooo... Ino your going first! Go stand by the door!" Sakura instructed. Ino did as she was told, while we all huddled closer together, so our heads were touching.

"Does anyone have their mobiles on them?" I asked. They all nodded, and I carried on. "Well, do you know that nerd in our year who has a crush on Ino?" They all carried on nodding. "Well, I have his number... only for the reason it would make a good dare though! But we should get Ino to call him up, and announce her undying love to him!"

"Well, I haven't got anything better!" Sakura told us.

"Ino, we have the dare!" Hinata called to her. Neji handed her his phone.

"Here is the number for that geek kid who lurves you..." I told her, handing her the piece of paper. "Call him and announce your undying love to him!"

She nodded and keyed in the number, putting it on loud speaker.

Ino: Hiya hunny!

Geek: Ino?

Ino: Who else would it be sexy?

Geek: well... ummm...

Ino; You don't have to answer it you sexual predator you!

Geek: Nervous Laugh!

Ino: Well anyway, the reason I am calling is because I have been doing a lot of thinking recently and one of the things that hit me in that thinking was howmuch I love you!

Geek: Ino, you are beautiful and everything but I have a girlfriend, things could never work between us, I see that now.

End Of Call Tone.

"OMG HE HUNG UP ON ME!" Ino screamed, handing the phone back to Neji.

"Oh well, who is next?" Shikamaru asked Ino.

"Ummm! TENTEN!" She told me, evil glint in her eye. I backed away towards the door slowly, never letting my eyes leave Ino's face. She turned back around, and they began to talk in hushed whispers, someone turning round and glancing at me every now and then. It was unnerving!

"Come back! We have the dare!" Ino called to me. I slowly made my way there, watching their amused faces as I walked, scared for my own safety.

"Well, this dare is a simple one really... " Ino explained to me. "All you have to do is dress up like... a... pretty princess... for the rest of the night! But there is more, which will be revealed upstairs!"

"Ok... that is easier then I thought!" I said, as I was dragged away.

"Want us to think of a new one?" Neji called after me.

"NOOO THANKS!" I answered truthfully.


"Ino, you don't mind me asking do you? But why do you have all this stuff with you?" I asked the girl in front of me, who was currently putting adding the finishing touches to my make-up.

"Well dares, what else?" Ino replied, a hint of laughter in her voice. "Now, all done, did you want to know the second part?"

"Go on then... stun me!" I answered.

"Well, Neji doesn't know this bit as we decided it when he was asleep earlier, but, we have decided the second part of the dare is for you to snog him! I am not telling you when to do it tonight, but it has to be done tonight! By midnight... Cinderella!" Ino laughed. She was always so carefree... even when receiving death glares. I guess that is an acheivment in itself. I get nervous under a death glare, or I glare back... Depends on the reason I guess.

"I guess I have no choice if I want to stay on my throne as queen of dares!" I said with a sigh, standing up, and looking at my princess self in the mirror. Or how Ino has dressed me anyway! I had on a green material dress. The green was kind of like the colour of green silk, but it was material. The dress was a halter neck dress, which came down to my knees. It had no back, and hugged my figure till it reached my hips where it flared out and fell to my knees in lose floaty material. In the centre of the V it had a large diamond type thing. Ino had also added green and sliver bangles with a large green stone ring, along with large green hoop earrings. I had my hair down with the top bit twirled up and held by a diamond green hair piece. The bottom of my hair was curled, and at shoulder length. I had on high heeled green shoes, with shimmery green eye shadow, mascara, foundation and a light coat of lip gloss. I looked more sexy then princess, and I could see that the girls had an ulterior motive in mind when they thought up this dare!

I left the room after Ino and began to carefully walk down the stairs and into the garden.


"WOW! Tenten, you look wonderfull!" Sakura exclaimed, running upto me with Hinata following close behind.

"I agree with Sakura! Ino you did a fantastic job... even if she doesn't look very princessy!" Hinata said. I was stood in the doorway unable to move, beong stopped by three of my best friends, who were all commenting on how fantastic I looked. I smiled to myself, as they argued about what bit was their favourite bit of my outfit.

"Okay, look, don't argue! And can I get past now, I want to finish the game! And Ino, I am saying you get a second dare, as yours was a bit sissy compared to my second bit!" I said, hissing the last bit so that no one else could hear but them. They all nodded, and moved aside. I strolled into the garden and climbed onto the table before stamping my foot on it to get the boys attention. I felt their eyes turn to me, and I saw them gawk. They all grinned to themselves as they saw Neji stare, and quickly turn away.

"Wow, Tenten, sweet outfit...!" They all said, or something like that.

"Neji likes it!" Naruto said winking, and nudging his friend before he got smacked on the head. I cleared my throat before they could do anything else to each other.

"LOOK!" I screamed at them. I saw them exchange a look with each other before turning back to me. "Don't look at me like that!" I snapped at them. "Anyway, I have a dare for Ino, Sakura and Hinata, and they ARE going to do it, wether they like it or not! So we will be back when we are done!"

"Woah! Someone is on their period!" Naruto laughed.

"Want to say that again Naruto!" I said, jumping of the table and walking over to him. "As I have a bone to pick with a ll of you about the second part of that dare... so it's lucky I am not on my period at the moment... or else you would all be dead by now!"

After that was said I stalked back out of the room, and over to the girls who were snickering at the boys scared looks, except Neji who just looked confused.


I looked at the three girls beside me, and smiled. I had dressed them in the dresses and we had all helped with each others make up. They also had a new mission, get off with their room mate before the night is up or else.

It looked like Ino had been banking on something more then a dare, as she had the perfect dress for all of us, along side accessories, shoes and make-up. She had been planning her own ball by the looks of it. And I guess we were lucky that she did!

(A/N- If you don't care about what they are wearing skip this scene thing paragraphs)

Ino had on a purple single strap dress that hugged her figure in all of the right places. The dress went down to her knees, and was covered in folds of material, placed there to draw attention to the curves in her body. She had on a pair of flat sparkly purple pumps. She had on a silver necklace with a purple and silver charm thing, along with a large purple bracelet and a little purple anklet and matching ring. She had on pale purple eyeshadow, with mascara, a light layer of foundation and then a heavey layer of pink lipstick. Her hair was in a loose messy bun, with two purple chopsticks stuck in it (if you get what I mean, not as in like just stuck in there, but placed there) and a side fringe, swept arcoss her forehead.

Hinata had on a cute blue dress. It had a thin strap that went across the neck. The dress went down to her knees, and had to white stripes. The dress dipped down diagonly as it went towards the arm, stopping mid-back. The front had a large blue flower on it, with a white trim. Then it had a large white bow tied, just above the waist. She also had on plain blue pumps, long with a mother of pearl necklace and matching braclet that really brought out the colour in her eyes. She had on a pale pink lipstick (very pale and alightly shimmery) and white, glittery eyeshadow with blue mascara.

Sakura had on a lovely silevry gray coloured boob-tube dress. It was almost heartshaped at the top, and had a thick seam line like thing around the top and bottom of the dress. It curved around her body, and then at the hips puffed out, until the knees, where it came back it. She had on grey flats with it, along with a silver bracket that had a large heart shaped diamond pendent on, with a matching necklace. Her hair was down, and she had a single diamond clip in her hair. Her make-up was simple, with a grey-y coloured eyeshasow, mascara and a simple lipgloss.

"Wow, we look fit for the job!" I said with a smile, before we all linked hands and walked out of the door.

Ha, I couldn't help ut laugh as we all tried to get down the stairs together though!


The boys! (Neji's Personal Overview!):

"Do you seriously want to know the second part of Tenten's dare?" Shikamaru asked me, eyebrow raised.

"Why else would I have asked, genius!" I snapped back.

"Well, don't shoot the messengers though, if we tell you!" Naruto said. I growled, getting bored of their constant stalling.

"JUST TELL ME!" I growled at them.

"Promise us first!" Naruto insisted. I looked at them all and nodded. "Say it!"

"Okay, okay! I promise!" I sighed.

"Good," Sasuke said with a smirk. "We dared her to snog you!"

"YOU DID WHAT!" I snarled at him, but then I realised something. "Well... I have worked out something, if you did that, and Tenten wants revenge, then guess what she has dared the girls!"

"NOOOO!" They all moaned as they realised.

"Ha! And you lo haven't done your dares yet, so here is yours!" I informed then, stenrly, while smirking. "To gat as far as you can with them!"

"Well, that can be your dare too!" Sasuke shot back, darkly.


Back to normal:

"I am bored of dares, so I say we play something else!" I said as we came back into garden and sat down on the cold floor.

"What about a drinking game?" Naruto asked us.

"But what about alcohol?" I asked, not willing to give up our stash yet.

"Oh, I bet between us we have plenty!" Sasuke said with a smirk before disappearing into the house.

"I wonder where he went!" Naruto said, stroking his chin. We all burst out laughing. Boy, this kid was thick!

"To get the stuff for the game idiot!" Neji said, before whacking him one on the head.

"Ohhh!" Naruto replied, laughing nervously at his stupidity.

"Here it is!" Sasuke called, before entering the garden, a box in hand.

"It's darts, but you answer a question, and if you get it wrong, you shoot a dart and the place it lands will tell you what drink you get," Shikamaru explained for us girls.

"But, to make it harder, we all have to down three vodka jelly shots before it starts!" Naruto chimed in, getting excited.

Sasuke placed the board on the wall and set it all up, while Neji came round and gave us the shots. I drank my first one, and gagged. They were vile... apple flavour. I quickly downed the rest, and instantly began to feel the effects, escpecailly in my heels, or Ino's... oh I don't know, who cares?

"As Tenten finished her shots first she can go first!" Sasuke said.

(I am not going to tell you about the questions, as that would be boring, so just the results!)

Me: 3 vodka shots, 3 purple hooters, 4 car bomb shots and 6 jager shot.

Ino: 4 vodka shots, 1 purple hooter, 4 car bomb shots and 2 jager shots.

Sakura: 1 vodka shot, 7 purple hooters, 0 car bomb shots, and 3 jager shots.

Hinata: 1 vodka shot, 2 purple hooters, 3 car bomb shots and 5 jager shots.

Neji: 3 vodka shots, 2 purple hooters, 4 car bomb shots and 1 jager shot.

Shikamaru: 1 vodka shot, 1 purple hooter, 0 car bomb shots, and 2 jager shots.

Sasuke: 2 vodka shots, 1 purple hooter, 3 car bomb shots, 4 jager shots.

Naruto: 7 vodka shots, 9 purple hooters, 2 car bomb shots, and 6 jager shots.

As you can see we were all pretty drunk.

"Argh! I am boredimon!" Ino slurred.

"Lets go take a walk!" Neji mumbled, standing and walking towards the cliff that stood above the beach.

"Heyy, wait up!" I yelled, running after them.

We all walked in silence, and split into pairs, room pairs... to be exact!

"AHHH!" I screamed, as I tripped, and almost fell, and I would have, if it wasnt for the two strong arms that held me, preventing me from falling. I glanced up and saw Neji. I smiled to myself, this was my chance to complete the dare! I leaned up and locked lips with Neji. After a few moments we pulled away for air.

"Your so annoying, you know that?" Neji asked me, before putting me on his back, and running to the others.

"So where are we going?" I asked once we had caught up.

"No idea... but I want to go back, this place is scary!" Ino said.

"Yer your right!" I murmered as a cold breeze swept past us, making me shiver. Everyone else nodded, and we slowly made our way back, me being carried by Neji!

Neji placed me softly on the bed, before lightly kissing me on the head. I pulled him back down and locked lips with him again. I kissed him, and he climbed in the bed with me.

Authors Note...

Now, I am just going to leave you and your twisted little minds to imagine what they do in that bed!

Also, just to let you know, this won the poll!:

They all become like really close, and get drunk. A drunken mistake happens on the last night (i think you know what i mean xD) and they go home the next day, then to school, and the girls catch them with others, breaking their hearts (sniffles) and Tenten runs home in tears (its raining as well!) and opens the door, as she wants to tell her friends about what she has seen, but the house is a mess (signs of a struggle) and someone walks in the door behind Tenten, and kidnaps her, while somewhere in a bush, Neji is watching, as he wants to talk to her, along with the other boys. Then you will have to chose this option to find out the rest!

So, I think we all know what happens xD

Soo.. I hope this was okay, and I will update soon!