Meanwhile Matsuda was just getting his 'spy' on. There was a rocky start where Matsuda had to leave L to drive the SUV down the street and park it (L hasn't driven a car in years, Watari always drove him). He seemed to had had trouble with putting the car in reverse, but got it eventually after narrowly running Matsuda over.
Now Matsuda was inside the actual prison and was slinking down the halls like in a classic spy movie. Tiptoe, tiptoe, tiptoe, FREEZE. Peeking around the corner, tiptoeing again. Now ROLL. Stand up, freeze at corner. Wait, what's that noise?! Oh, it's a rat. These were all Matsuda's thoughts as he tiptoed to the room where Demigawa's desk was.
After a few false rooms and false alarms caused by rats, Matsuda finally found the hall where Demigawa's desk was. Taking quick looks to both sides, he dashed down the hallway all the way to the desk. He could see the keys glittering on the desk, all he had to do was grab them.
"Hey look it's POPS!" Someone called, startling Matsuda and causing him to give a yelp that echoed through the hallway. Matsuda quickly looked to his right and groaned at the sight next to him. It was Mello in the cell in front of Demigawa's desk along with Light who was bent down in front of the faucet.
"What're you doing here Matsuda?" Light asked as he came to the bars to stand beside Mello. This was the only time they weren't trying to kill each other. "Did L send you in here to deliver a message? It better not be anything concerning sending more kids into here. I'm already tired of this savage."
Matsuda quickly got over his shock seeing that it was only these two and that Mello was behind bars. "Oh, L sent me in here to get the keys to your cell. I have no idea what he's planning on doing with them, but he should have you out any day now. My code names 'Macho Matsui'! I'm like a type of spy-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever." Mello cut in waving his hand through the bars. "Hurry and give me the keys so I can get out of here. I'm tired of Mr. I'm A Gay here trying to boss me around for the phone."
"I said don't call me that. Clean your ears out once in a while...oh wait, that's hygiene. You don't do that." Light said sarcastically. He held his hand through the bars and said, "Give them to me Matsuda, I'm not sure he actually knows how to use keys."
"I know how to us them to stab someone with!"
"I'll like to see you try!"
"Actually you guys, L said that I was to get the keys and report straight back to him. I'm not supposed to do anything with them." Matsuda interrupted hesitantly, reaching for the keys on the desk. "And then I'm supposed to call Matt and Near at the doughnut shop to tell them that I got them."
Light and Mello stared at Matsuda for a moment, then Light went into a rage. "What do you mean 'not do anything with them'!? We're RIGHT HERE. UNLOCK THE DAMN DOOR!"
Mello shared his opinion on the subject too. "Those keys unlock cells, get it? What is this we're in? A cell. UNLOCK THE CELL. It's not rocket science!"
Before Matsuda could reply to this he heard a sound he hoped he wouldn't hear while he was in there. Footsteps. Coming this way. And he was in plain sight. Mello and Light must have heard them too because both fell silent and beckoned for Matsuda to put the keys down and get under the desk.
Just as Demigawa rounded the corner. "Hey inmates keep it down. I heard you almost half a cell block away. Go back to sleeping or whatever you two do in the daytime. I got me some doughnuts to eat!" Demigawa scooted his chair back and plopped in at his desk, his knees butting Matsuda in the forehead.
Oh man, oh man, oh man. I knew I should've just grabbed them and went. But no, you had to stay. Matsuda thought to himself as he tried to quiet his breathing. Okay, okay, no big deal. I'll just wait until he uses the bathroom or something then get the hell out of here. Just don't make a noise.
Suddenly Demigawa did the unthinkable. "Hey inmates, get a load of this!" He said lifting his leg and letting rip a fart that almost shook the whole jail. You could see the ripples from it. "HAHAHA! Wasn't that a hoot!? Who wants to go next?"
"OH MY GOD! WHAT DID YOU EAT!? COW MANURE? I CAN'T BREATHE! HELP HELP!" Matsuda cried and with inhuman strength lifted the desk off his head and tossed it to the side. He froze when he saw the look on Demigawa's face.
Later on that day, Matsuda was in a matching orange jumpsuit just like Light and Mello's making his one phone call.
