I finally finished this chapter! *sigh* now I can start on the next one :D

This chapter is considerably better than past chapters cos I was bored in English and my sick mind got the better of me :P


The four were sitting in the girls dorm bored as always. They sat around a bit more until Galinda spoke up, 'Hey Elphie, you want to mess about with the boys?'

You must understand that, to Elphaba and anyone else concerned, that sounded very wrong indeed.

Seeing her roomie and the boys-in-the-room's faces, Galinda quickly added on, 'Like I played with you after that night at the Oz Dust!'

Jaws dropped and looks were exchanged between the boys as Galinda grew more flustered, 'You know what I mean! Play around with their hair and clothing…' Galinda stopped there, she had just realised what was wrong with what she was saying.

Avaric was in the process of whacking his forehead with his hand repeating over and over, 'Stop thinking, don't think about that, that's not right…', Fiyero was attempting to regain control of his jaw so it would stop banging on the floor whenever he moved and Elphaba had buried her face in her hands with the hopelessness of it all.

In a final ditch Galinda simply said, 'I'm just going to shut up now!'

But it was too late, Fiyero was singing, 'So if you care to stop me! Fling some cake at me! I might just gobble it up, in front of all the fat guys in the room!'

'What?' shouted Elphaba over the racket at the same time Avaric shouted, 'I want cake!'

Fiyero stopped singing and everyone looked at Avaric, even Avaric looked at himself through Galinda's full length mirror, 'Hey sexy,' he said and winked to himself.

'O…k…' said Elphaba slowly, 'Awkward turtle…' she then made and awkward turtle with her hands.

'Oh my Oz!' exclaimed Fiyero, 'That's so random and cute!'

'I know right?'

'Yeah, where did you see that?'

'It was a Munchkin thing when I was little.'

'Hehe, you stole a Munchkin hand sign.'

'Maybe…'

'Okay…' interrupted Galinda, 'Sorry to stop the mini love fest-' Elphaba and Fiyero looked at each other and shifted slightly, '-over a hand turtle,' Fiyero smiled and Elphaba turned a darker shade of green than usual, Galinda remained oblivious, 'I think we should play a game.'

'What game?' asked Avaric.

'Well, I was going to suggest spin the bottle, but I know Elphie won't like that so…' the blonde tilted her head and stuck out her tongue in a picture of supremely cute thoughtfulness, 'We could do some karaoke?'

There was a collective grumble about singing badly (directed at Avaric), being a sore loser (Avaric), bad dancing (Avaric), and drunken stripping (Galinda… ?).

Somehow, nobody seemed to notice that Fiyero had said 'drunken stripping Galinda' out loud and continued grumbling about nonsense.

'Hey guys, I'm hungry.' Announced Avaric.

'Me too,' agreed Fiyero, 'You guys got a bar fridge in here or something?'

Elphaba nodded and pointed to the little bar fridge that sat by the far wall. Fiyero went to stand but was yanked back by his bonds.

'A bit tied up there Yero?' asked Elphaba.

The prince attempted to spin around but only succeeded in twisting his arms around himself in a rather painful way, but somehow managing to twist his buff princelyness enough to glare at the green girl's smug face.

'You called me "Yero",' he said to her sitting back down on the bed so he didn't hurt his buffness anymore by twisting too much.

Elphaba shrugged, 'I guess that two syllables are easier to say than three.'

'True.' Fiyero agreed.

They all sat for a bit the Avaric spoke up, 'Can we go to the fridge now?'

Elphaba sighed, 'Fine.' So they all got up and shuffled over to the bar fridge, which Avaric opened and plunged into pulling Galinda forward and smashing her blonde head against the edge of the fridge, she yelped and pulled back but Avaric was oblivious and continued to rummage with just one hand.

After a while, Fiyero spoke up, 'Anything good bro?'

'Uh… we got chip-dip?' came the reply from the fridge goer.

'Sounds good, you guys got any chips?' asked Fiyero to Galinda.

'Yeah, they're on top of the fridge,' she said pointing to the chips at eye level with Fiyero.

'Oh yeah,' said Fiyero sheepishly and grabbed a packet of corn chips, 'C'mon Av, open the dip already.'

'Okay, okay, calm your farm,' said Avaric and he gave the lid a hearty twist. He grunted and groaned with the effort, his face going bright red. Eventually, Avaric gave up and, panting, handed it over to Fiyero, 'Dude, that thing is stuck tight!'

'Let me try,' Fiyero handed the now-open chip packet to Avaric and took a grip on the dip jar. He too grunted and groaned with effort as he hopelessly twisted and pulled at the lid. With a defeated, 'GAAAAAH!' he flung the stupid thing against the floor where it bounced and settled totally unharmed.

'You know guys,' started Elphaba, 'to anyone listening in, that would have sounded sooo wrong.'

Fiyero immediately spun to the door and shouted, 'Nothing happened! It was just some chip-dip!'


Just outside the door, Madam Morrible had heard every damning sound then something about chip-dip… she just shrugged and walked off.


Looking down at the jar, Galinda picked it up and gave it a half-hearted twist… to no avail, 'Here Elphie, your our only hope!' she said handing the dip the her green friend, 'Use your magic to open the chip-dip!'

Elphaba looked over the jar, then at her friends, then back at the jar and twisted the lid off with a satisfying pop. She smirked at their shocked expressions, 'But, huh, wha… how!' stumbled out Fiyero.

'You guys were twisting the lid the wrong way.' Said the green girl matter-o-factly. She smugly took a chip off Avaric and dipped it into the sauce chomping down with a satisfied smile.


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